Martin Phillips
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Another real gig for Chris Celio.
And there he goes, ladies and gentlemen.
Look at him, somehow seeming more blind than the blind guy.
Just a super confused handler.
Can we get a handler for his handler?
Get someone to guide his handler?
All right, folks, this is it, the bread and butter of the show, to the bucket we go, where anything can happen, where we've met every single comedian who's ever been on this show, and it goes like this.
Ladies and gentlemen, 60 seconds uninterrupted for Pete Garza, everybody.
We're going to meet Pete Garza.
That other guy was fucking pissed.
I gotta stop going to strip clubs.
I got in an argument with the stripper last time I went.
I did still pay her the money though.
Because I wanted to have sex with her.
But hey, you guys know me.
I always fuck with two condoms.