Martin Phillips

It's fun to drive.

That's enough.

All right, Pete.

What's something surprising about your life that we could never guess about you?

Oh, this happened recently.

I almost had a threesome with a married couple, but then they asked me for a picture of my dick, and they told me that it was too big.

So they...

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Right.

that's what i would say too if i was in your position how big are you uh like asking for a measurement like actually um like 20 centimeters what all right very very good okay how how big are you then really i think that's like eight inches wow look at that someone would get a full ride if they hooked up with you

Do you have good girth, or is it like a pencil?

Jesus Christ.

We get your little silly thing in there, and then you just have to push it to the limit.

What is the girth like on it?

All right.

We don't really care.

It's just a thing we do where he goes over the line, and then I pretend like I'm mad at him, but then I follow it up with the thing.

There's a whole highlight reel of these things.

Did you have both condoms on in the pic?