Martin Phillips
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Like a year and a half or so.
In the good lords we trust.
The one true God who watches over us.
We were literally talking about it before the show in the green room.
If you're wondering what we're talking about, we're talking about fucking little H-E-B tricks that people don't even know.
Red Band, would you like to tell the crowd what you informed us here just this evening?
So if you get crabs or lobsters, you go, you know what?
While I go shop, I'm going to come back and pick up the crab legs the way I fucking want them.
But I mean, I wouldn't recommend talking to the people like this, but it's more like in your head, you know what I mean?
You're like, please and thank you in real life, but in your head, you know they're just fucking cooking them for you.