Martin Phillips
👤 Speaker
2135
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
Make some noise for his second ever minute on Kill Tony.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
This is Doug Polk, everybody.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
I'm a professional poker player, but this show changed my life.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
Since my first appearance, my DMs have been flooded with dick pics.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
Tony, can you please stop?
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
And besides, I only asked for one.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
I was at the store the other day and was denied beer because apparently you can't buy alcohol before 10 a.m.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
But the crazy part, these were non-alcoholic beers.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
When you're buying non-alcoholic beer at 9 in the morning, you know you're a pretty serious non-alcoholic.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
I had a late night out drinking.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
When I woke up the next morning, I could remember everything.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
I think it might be time to join Non-Alcoholics Anonymous.