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Martin Phillips

πŸ‘€ Speaker
2135 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

So, uh... Fuck, what was I saying?

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

There it is.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

There it is, ladies and gentlemen.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Confirmation that indeed... Okay, um...

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Fuck, I lost my train of thought.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Have you ever been fired and didn't deserve it?

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Yes.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Okay, so I have a lot of energy and, like, I use the restroom a lot and that, like, I have a really nervous... It looks bad, right?

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

It looks bad.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Like, I've literally been fired from three different jobs because they thought I was, like, doing coke.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Talk right into the tip.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

We can hear your heartbeat.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Keep it up there.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Um, I've been filed for multiple different restaurants because I have, like, a lot of energy, and I use the restroom a lot, and it just comes off like I'm doing blow.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

But I don't always do blow at work, you know?

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Um... Uh, it's like, usually I'm pretty, yeah, no less, because I'm in a rush to get to the bathroom, so I'm like, you know?

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Oh, yeah.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Yes.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

Yeah.

KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

I think you're on coke right now.