Martin Phillips
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KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
What does he have to do to earn it?
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
We had a couple up here that's trying to figure out Legos right now.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
What does a kid have to do to earn his first cowboy hat?
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
I guess hold his fucking head up first, you know?
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
Mom's handling it all well.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
Red Band's heart is a rock right now.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
I see it hanging out of his shorts.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
He has a special penis pump he's been using lately.
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
Do you ever taste any of the breast milk?
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
But if it happens accidentally...
KILL TONY
#734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
Some of that old cowboy cream.