Martin Short

And all those things go through, and literally I met her in the makeup room, and she smiled, and I thought, okay, she's just adorable. And she has never been a second late. She is such a pro. It's a joke. And then all these endless guest stars we've had year after year have all been, again, impeccable. So far. Maybe they're afraid of Steve, I think.

No, no, they're never going to be more afraid of you.

No, no, they're never going to be more afraid of you.

No, no, they're never going to be more afraid of you.

No, I like Steve is like the Pope. You know, I mean, some of these famous comic types, they like me. It's fine. But when Dave Letterman or Howard Stern is around Steve or Jerry Seinfeld, it's like, oh, hi, Steve.

No, I like Steve is like the Pope. You know, I mean, some of these famous comic types, they like me. It's fine. But when Dave Letterman or Howard Stern is around Steve or Jerry Seinfeld, it's like, oh, hi, Steve.

No, I like Steve is like the Pope. You know, I mean, some of these famous comic types, they like me. It's fine. But when Dave Letterman or Howard Stern is around Steve or Jerry Seinfeld, it's like, oh, hi, Steve.

Yeah. And I don't know why, because.

Yeah. And I don't know why, because.

Yeah. And I don't know why, because.

Yeah, that's your problem.

Yeah, that's your problem.

Yeah, that's your problem.

Yeah, we're two yak heads.

Yeah, we're two yak heads.

Yeah, we're two yak heads.

So you're saying... It's like a line in the movie Jiminy Glick and Lala Wood, hold for applause. Best character ever. We improvised it a great deal. And Jan Hooks, Elizabeth Perkins was complaining that her husband needed sex three times a day. And she said, oh, honey, I'll tell you, you got to get a blow up thing. Because listen, I've had four kids. Fucking me is like fucking a purse.

So you're saying... It's like a line in the movie Jiminy Glick and Lala Wood, hold for applause. Best character ever. We improvised it a great deal. And Jan Hooks, Elizabeth Perkins was complaining that her husband needed sex three times a day. And she said, oh, honey, I'll tell you, you got to get a blow up thing. Because listen, I've had four kids. Fucking me is like fucking a purse.

So you're saying... It's like a line in the movie Jiminy Glick and Lala Wood, hold for applause. Best character ever. We improvised it a great deal. And Jan Hooks, Elizabeth Perkins was complaining that her husband needed sex three times a day. And she said, oh, honey, I'll tell you, you got to get a blow up thing. Because listen, I've had four kids. Fucking me is like fucking a purse.

And you saw Elizabeth Perkins shake her hand because she was supposed to be drinking, bring it up to her mouth so she doesn't spoil the take. And I said, Dixie, remember when we discussed the word mystique?