Martin Short

Do you know what's sad about this moment? You actually know a lot about this stuff.

Do you know what's sad about this moment? You actually know a lot about this stuff.

Do you know what's sad about this moment? You actually know a lot about this stuff.

No, I know that's what's sad. But you know what? Oh, my God. Sometimes when I'm like, I'm dieting, but I'm still hungry for something.

No, I know that's what's sad. But you know what? Oh, my God. Sometimes when I'm like, I'm dieting, but I'm still hungry for something.

No, I know that's what's sad. But you know what? Oh, my God. Sometimes when I'm like, I'm dieting, but I'm still hungry for something.

Well, surely nothing's in there.

Well, surely nothing's in there.

Well, surely nothing's in there.

See, a lot of people would find that disturbing.

See, a lot of people would find that disturbing.

See, a lot of people would find that disturbing.

Not me, but meanwhile.

Not me, but meanwhile.

Not me, but meanwhile.

See, if you were on a blind date with a guy and he brought you back to his apartment and said, you want to see all these things? I've done that.

See, if you were on a blind date with a guy and he brought you back to his apartment and said, you want to see all these things? I've done that.

See, if you were on a blind date with a guy and he brought you back to his apartment and said, you want to see all these things? I've done that.

Some of it's fake and some of it isn't. You'd say, oh, okay.

Some of it's fake and some of it isn't. You'd say, oh, okay.