Martin Short

See, a lot of people would find that disturbing.

See, a lot of people would find that disturbing.

Not me, but meanwhile.

Not me, but meanwhile.

Not me, but meanwhile.

See, if you were on a blind date with a guy and he brought you back to his apartment and said, you want to see all these things? I've done that.

See, if you were on a blind date with a guy and he brought you back to his apartment and said, you want to see all these things? I've done that.

See, if you were on a blind date with a guy and he brought you back to his apartment and said, you want to see all these things? I've done that.

Some of it's fake and some of it isn't. You'd say, oh, okay.

Some of it's fake and some of it isn't. You'd say, oh, okay.

Some of it's fake and some of it isn't. You'd say, oh, okay.

Oh, you're kidding me.

Oh, you're kidding me.

Oh, you're kidding me.

Why, you. Oh, that is so clever. Thanks. And you know what? Again, some people would have this and not make it interesting. But you describing it is really, really interesting. Okay.

Why, you. Oh, that is so clever. Thanks. And you know what? Again, some people would have this and not make it interesting. But you describing it is really, really interesting. Okay.

Why, you. Oh, that is so clever. Thanks. And you know what? Again, some people would have this and not make it interesting. But you describing it is really, really interesting. Okay.

Oh, look, you can do props. Take your word for it. I'm a pirate, you know.

Oh, look, you can do props. Take your word for it. I'm a pirate, you know.

Oh, look, you can do props. Take your word for it. I'm a pirate, you know.