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So we're mad and it's, Hard to kind of row against the waves and we're generally not having a super great time. And we get like five or 10 minutes out from the dock. And then he realizes that the other boat that was with us is lagging behind. So he tells us to pull our boat over into this little cove off the main waterway of the lake. And he says he's going to go back and check on the other group.
So he goes back and we're sitting there and the waves are lapping up on the boat and it's uncomfortable. It's splashing us like it's really cold. Quickly, the boat starts taking on water. Oh, the waves are coming over the side of the boat. We start trying to bail out the boat with our water bottles, with our shoes and by just splashing water out. That's clearly doing nothing outside.
So he goes back and we're sitting there and the waves are lapping up on the boat and it's uncomfortable. It's splashing us like it's really cold. Quickly, the boat starts taking on water. Oh, the waves are coming over the side of the boat. We start trying to bail out the boat with our water bottles, with our shoes and by just splashing water out. That's clearly doing nothing outside.
So he goes back and we're sitting there and the waves are lapping up on the boat and it's uncomfortable. It's splashing us like it's really cold. Quickly, the boat starts taking on water. Oh, the waves are coming over the side of the boat. We start trying to bail out the boat with our water bottles, with our shoes and by just splashing water out. That's clearly doing nothing outside.
I don't know how much time elapsed between when he told us to pull over and when we're like waist deep in water. But I think it was five to 10 minutes. And I'm talking like I was up to my waist. The boat was underneath the water, but we were still sitting in it. Oh, my God. He's coming over and we're like arms up in the air, screaming, panicking. There's crying. There's laughing.
I don't know how much time elapsed between when he told us to pull over and when we're like waist deep in water. But I think it was five to 10 minutes. And I'm talking like I was up to my waist. The boat was underneath the water, but we were still sitting in it. Oh, my God. He's coming over and we're like arms up in the air, screaming, panicking. There's crying. There's laughing.
I don't know how much time elapsed between when he told us to pull over and when we're like waist deep in water. But I think it was five to 10 minutes. And I'm talking like I was up to my waist. The boat was underneath the water, but we were still sitting in it. Oh, my God. He's coming over and we're like arms up in the air, screaming, panicking. There's crying. There's laughing.
Everything's kind of going on.
Everything's kind of going on.
Everything's kind of going on.
No one thought about that. And I couldn't tell you why. There wasn't like a shore shore that we could have rowed to. It was houses with docks and like a seawall. But nobody thought that we should move or do anything.
No one thought about that. And I couldn't tell you why. There wasn't like a shore shore that we could have rowed to. It was houses with docks and like a seawall. But nobody thought that we should move or do anything.
No one thought about that. And I couldn't tell you why. There wasn't like a shore shore that we could have rowed to. It was houses with docks and like a seawall. But nobody thought that we should move or do anything.
Yeah, it's literally Stockholm syndrome.
Yeah, it's literally Stockholm syndrome.
Yeah, it's literally Stockholm syndrome.
He comes over and he yells at us and he says, listen to me, you need to row. And at the time, that was the most hilarious instruction that could have been given because we're almost sunk and it's hard to get out of the water. And so nobody listened to him right away. And then his complex kicks in and he's like, I know what the hell I'm doing. You need to row. And so he's yelling at us.
He comes over and he yells at us and he says, listen to me, you need to row. And at the time, that was the most hilarious instruction that could have been given because we're almost sunk and it's hard to get out of the water. And so nobody listened to him right away. And then his complex kicks in and he's like, I know what the hell I'm doing. You need to row. And so he's yelling at us.
He comes over and he yells at us and he says, listen to me, you need to row. And at the time, that was the most hilarious instruction that could have been given because we're almost sunk and it's hard to get out of the water. And so nobody listened to him right away. And then his complex kicks in and he's like, I know what the hell I'm doing. You need to row. And so he's yelling at us.
So then we do start trying to get our little oars up out of the water and like push the water back. And we get a little bit of momentum and we come up out of the water a little bit, but barely. And then his next instruction to us is that we need to get rid of our oars because these boats are really skinny and the oars are really long. And so the oars are kind of keeping the boat balanced.