Mashie

But you give it a hoon, DC, when you get home.

Take it for a spin around the block.

Let me know how it goes.

My beloved's in China for nine days, so I'll have to... Practice.

I'm a stinky pillows kind of guy, though, you know.

Not as in I, you know...

That question, I would never ask this question to anyone, by the way.

Are you still sexting DC?

Still?

Yeah, you do much of that these days?

Well, I mean, I suppose the reason I'm asking is because you know you're an older gentleman.

I mean, that's a question for the rest of the panel as well.

You fire it up over text while your partner's away?

Just via the written word?

Nothing quite makes you want to make love as much as having a full cheese and garlic naan and a mild-blooded chicken before really getting into it.

Onion bhaji.

Oh, nice.

Maybe that's an option for next year on Valentine's Day, DC.

Valentine's Day special on the bounce sub stack.

You don't happen to be going to the New Zealand Cricket Awards next week, do you, Dylan Cleaver?