Masked Speaker (Chris)

Oh.

Your son ate his PBJ and his veggie sticks.

You're a great mom.

And I signed it.

Anyway, keep going, Chris.

So anyway, this is where it gets interesting.

The next day, I got a note back from the mom saying, my son came home saying how much he loves class and you're a great teacher.

It's pre-2000s.

so eventually it was kind of a fun way to flirt discreetly and i don't know like a week or two later i asked the mom out through another note in the lunchbox okay you said carrier pigeon jeff but he's legitimately using this child as a kid the poor kid

Oh, man.

Yeah, yeah.

I wrote something like, if you're not doing anything Friday, I'm going to be at this bar at 6 p.m.

Come say hi.

Yeah.

I was like a teacher for like a decade and that ended up working for me like four or five times.

and you know obviously this is before dating apps or speed dating events were a thing you know like as a elementary school teacher it was like hard to meet folks but like you said there were some moms who didn't respond to my note and then actually there was one lady who wrote back not interested all caps

No, obviously.

This would never fly now.

This is why I'm anonymous.

Anyways, I thought it was interesting.