Massimo Pigliucci

I thought about it for a second.

It's like, okay, let's make a list here.

I immediately contacted via app the credit card companies, blocked the credit cards.

I contacted the DMV and immediately asked for a replacement driver license.

which, by the way, they sent immediately, like a few days later it was in the mail, and they immediately allowed me to download a PDF that functioned as a temporary driver license.

I'm saying this because Americans often complain so much about the DMV.

It's usually the quintessential example of everything that is wrong with bureaucracy.

I don't know what they're talking about.

It was very good.

So I did that.

Then I thought, okay, how much cash did I have there?

Oh, less than $100.

Okay.

Fortunately for me, I can absorb that kind of loss without really much of an impact.

Is there anything else that is left to be done?

No.

So I sat down, I opened, I switched to a different app, I started reading a book.

And a few stops later, I got off and I met my brother.

Now, I told him what happened.

And my brother, of course, said, well...