Matt Bevan

No.

No.

What if I would compare him to this man?

Here, Pat shows a picture of Elon Musk.

This is someone who's been promoting the women's game since the 90s, and that is... Here, Adair shows a picture of former Supreme Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-il.

So the scene Adair plays here shows a couple of North Korean women's soccer players walking past some kids playing basketball.

One of the soccer players picks up the basketball and kicks it with her foot straight through the hoop.

Everyone cheers.

Capitalism.

Lesbianism.

I feel like that should, like, if stories are the way that they are in comic books, that should make them more powerful.

Yeah.

I thought you were going to say tested positive for 5,000 volts of steroids.

Yeah.

Nothing kills what ails you.

I feel like you've been telling this story for, like, 10 minutes and I'm already on North Korea's side.

Like, when you said they got wiped out by the Matildas, I was like, damn it.

Pending lightning strikes, of course.

And the population of the musk deer in North Korea.

Very good.