Matt Gorley

Like, I think you're working your mouth. You're working your way... Oh, I should read the line before here. Okay, here we go. Unsure... I'm always unsure in these situations.

Unsure precisely when Conan sprang her breasts free, mouth stalling at her clavicle, Conan rose, eyes an ocean churning with uncertainty and craving.

Excuse me, ma'am. How rough do you like it? No blinking. Exhalations audible. Lolly studied him in silence. Features set. I want to eat. Oh, I can't.

Oh, my God. Stop it.

Yeah, you keep saying it. Matt literally cannot stop. Matt, you're getting turned on. Don't shut up. He's getting turned on. I'm going to stab you. I didn't know you had a fork to dig.

It's actually more of a sport.

I'm just saying this gets highly explicit. It's a fork and a spoon.

You've got it. I'm not starting me. I'm not going to read this.

I'm not going to read it out loud. I want to know what's going on. Just put it down. Man, hey. Step away from the phone. You are in command of your faculties.

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