Matt Gourley

Lots of murder. And just, they should be, no. It'd be funny if that was my advice. Lots of screen time and high fructose corn syrup.

Oh, and guess what? Guess what? They're both alcoholics. And they dress like leprechauns, Cladwell. Wow. Guess what? You know what? A little bias there. Guess what? Can you resist now?

Oh, and guess what? Guess what? They're both alcoholics. And they dress like leprechauns, Cladwell. Wow. Guess what? You know what? A little bias there. Guess what? Can you resist now?

Oh, and guess what? Guess what? They're both alcoholics. And they dress like leprechauns, Cladwell. Wow. Guess what? You know what? A little bias there. Guess what? Can you resist now?

You can't resist. Also, the Irish are the one people where you can say whatever you want and no one gets upset. Not even, particularly the Irish. Yeah, yeah. On that point, first of all, on Irish bias, which is always confirmed, I would have had more kids. And after our second child, my wife said, you're never to touch me again, which I've held onto that. And the second one, this is a true story.

You can't resist. Also, the Irish are the one people where you can say whatever you want and no one gets upset. Not even, particularly the Irish. Yeah, yeah. On that point, first of all, on Irish bias, which is always confirmed, I would have had more kids. And after our second child, my wife said, you're never to touch me again, which I've held onto that. And the second one, this is a true story.

You can't resist. Also, the Irish are the one people where you can say whatever you want and no one gets upset. Not even, particularly the Irish. Yeah, yeah. On that point, first of all, on Irish bias, which is always confirmed, I would have had more kids. And after our second child, my wife said, you're never to touch me again, which I've held onto that. And the second one, this is a true story.

I did it at a benefit the other night. I performed at a benefit for a really good cause. And just before I went up, some guy who was at the benefit in the crowd came up to me. I want to say he was like late 30s, had a little bit of a fratty vibe to him, maybe 40. And he's like, hey man, so when you go up to perform, do you usually have a couple of...

I did it at a benefit the other night. I performed at a benefit for a really good cause. And just before I went up, some guy who was at the benefit in the crowd came up to me. I want to say he was like late 30s, had a little bit of a fratty vibe to him, maybe 40. And he's like, hey man, so when you go up to perform, do you usually have a couple of...

I did it at a benefit the other night. I performed at a benefit for a really good cause. And just before I went up, some guy who was at the benefit in the crowd came up to me. I want to say he was like late 30s, had a little bit of a fratty vibe to him, maybe 40. And he's like, hey man, so when you go up to perform, do you usually have a couple of...

He had a couple of hits because he was holding a drink. And I went, no, I don't do that. And he went, no, come on, but you probably have at least a drink. And I went, no. And he went, but you're Irish. And he looked really like, I don't understand, you know, how an Irish person cannot be drinking. It was just fascinating to me that in this age of sensitivity, everybody's like, nope.

He had a couple of hits because he was holding a drink. And I went, no, I don't do that. And he went, no, come on, but you probably have at least a drink. And I went, no. And he went, but you're Irish. And he looked really like, I don't understand, you know, how an Irish person cannot be drinking. It was just fascinating to me that in this age of sensitivity, everybody's like, nope.

He had a couple of hits because he was holding a drink. And I went, no, I don't do that. And he went, no, come on, but you probably have at least a drink. And I went, no. And he went, but you're Irish. And he looked really like, I don't understand, you know, how an Irish person cannot be drinking. It was just fascinating to me that in this age of sensitivity, everybody's like, nope.

And I was like, no, okay.

And I was like, no, okay.

And I was like, no, okay.

Yes, you can. And go for it. No, no. I didn't mean to offend you. No, no. Again, you can't offend the Irish. Yes. Every thought I ever had as a parent has already been said probably by the ancient Greeks.

Yes, you can. And go for it. No, no. I didn't mean to offend you. No, no. Again, you can't offend the Irish. Yes. Every thought I ever had as a parent has already been said probably by the ancient Greeks.

Yes, you can. And go for it. No, no. I didn't mean to offend you. No, no. Again, you can't offend the Irish. Yes. Every thought I ever had as a parent has already been said probably by the ancient Greeks.

That's disappointing. It is. I think there's nothing sadder than not being sued by Disney. I know.