Matt Gourley

I took like got on a plane and flew somewhere and, and, They say they're in there. It's the top. And I come out. I had wrote jokes because you can't do standard stuff. It's got to be for them. And it's got to be about this company and stuff like that. So a lot of work went into it. I walked out there.

I want to say it was about maybe 12, I think all guys, and they were in big leather chairs that reclined slightly. There was a big window behind them and they had projected the famous logo of the company onto a mountain that you could see in the night through the window.

I want to say it was about maybe 12, I think all guys, and they were in big leather chairs that reclined slightly. There was a big window behind them and they had projected the famous logo of the company onto a mountain that you could see in the night through the window.

I want to say it was about maybe 12, I think all guys, and they were in big leather chairs that reclined slightly. There was a big window behind them and they had projected the famous logo of the company onto a mountain that you could see in the night through the window.

So I walked out there and it was these, and I started doing my, and I thought, oh, this is, I've never felt more like a pathetic, you know, bring the clown in.

So I walked out there and it was these, and I started doing my, and I thought, oh, this is, I've never felt more like a pathetic, you know, bring the clown in.

So I walked out there and it was these, and I started doing my, and I thought, oh, this is, I've never felt more like a pathetic, you know, bring the clown in.

And I could see they weren't really laughing, but they had wry smiles. And occasionally I could see one of them adjust his recliner a little more. And I started to make fun of the fact that the logo was projected onto a mountain. Like this all felt evil. And I'm sort of starting to go off on that. And one of them deigned to crane his neck to see. Oh yes, it is, isn't it? What is wrong with that?

And I could see they weren't really laughing, but they had wry smiles. And occasionally I could see one of them adjust his recliner a little more. And I started to make fun of the fact that the logo was projected onto a mountain. Like this all felt evil. And I'm sort of starting to go off on that. And one of them deigned to crane his neck to see. Oh yes, it is, isn't it? What is wrong with that?

And I could see they weren't really laughing, but they had wry smiles. And occasionally I could see one of them adjust his recliner a little more. And I started to make fun of the fact that the logo was projected onto a mountain. Like this all felt evil. And I'm sort of starting to go off on that. And one of them deigned to crane his neck to see. Oh yes, it is, isn't it? What is wrong with that?

That's as it should be, as it always is. And I just left shivering. And I was, I don't know, it was a terrible experience. Yeah. Have you done a birthday party? That's pretty weird. I did a very famous person's birthday party for no money. Oh, really? I did it as a favor.

That's as it should be, as it always is. And I just left shivering. And I was, I don't know, it was a terrible experience. Yeah. Have you done a birthday party? That's pretty weird. I did a very famous person's birthday party for no money. Oh, really? I did it as a favor.

That's as it should be, as it always is. And I just left shivering. And I was, I don't know, it was a terrible experience. Yeah. Have you done a birthday party? That's pretty weird. I did a very famous person's birthday party for no money. Oh, really? I did it as a favor.

Was it for the birthday person themselves or one of their children? No, it was for the person. It was a famous person who... And it was a personal favor because they had done the show a bunch of times and one of their management said, hey, Conan, would you stop by and just do... And I remember it again feeling like... Bring him in. You know, it was just, let's see if he amuses us.

Was it for the birthday person themselves or one of their children? No, it was for the person. It was a famous person who... And it was a personal favor because they had done the show a bunch of times and one of their management said, hey, Conan, would you stop by and just do... And I remember it again feeling like... Bring him in. You know, it was just, let's see if he amuses us.

Was it for the birthday person themselves or one of their children? No, it was for the person. It was a famous person who... And it was a personal favor because they had done the show a bunch of times and one of their management said, hey, Conan, would you stop by and just do... And I remember it again feeling like... Bring him in. You know, it was just, let's see if he amuses us.

And I didn't like it. It's fun to perform for real people.

And I didn't like it. It's fun to perform for real people.

And I didn't like it. It's fun to perform for real people.

Well, let's back it up quickly. Five months ago, something like that, you contacted me out of the blue and said, would you be willing to go to Rome and meet the Pope? Which is the weirdest to this day. I think it's the third weirdest text I've ever had. The other two I can't say on the air. This text came in and I thought, are you kidding me?