Matt Jones

So the text machine is now just alien aficionados writing in, trying to send me evidence.

I need to make clear, Shannon, for everyone, what my opinion on aliens are, because it's gotten distorted.

Has it?

I thought we all knew.

Well, here's my opinion.

Do I believe it's possible that there's life somewhere besides Earth?

Yes, I do believe that's possible.

Maybe even likely.

Okay.

However, my claim is there are no aliens here.

There are no aliens that have come here and that these people that see them are lunatics.

But do I believe there's life elsewhere?

Of course, there are infinite number of galaxies.

There could be life, but they're not here.

And Shannon, just to give you one logical point, if they were here, can you imagine the technology they would have to have to come here?

Better than ours, yeah.

It would have to be infinitely better than ours.

Like we've never been anywhere outside of our galaxy, right?

And we know there's no life in our galaxy.

So they would have to have technology that blows our mind, which means why would they only land in Kansas and probe people?