Matt Jones

It would be hard to run.

with all of that belly full of mayo just a big blob full of mayonnaise that would be uh absolutely disgusting let's go to group l yeah england okay so i think most people know about stonehenge this famous prehistoric monument built 5 000 years ago so i'm gonna move past that do you know about uk's salmon act of 1986 do you know about this

I haven't followed, but it's the 40-year anniversary.

Yes, it is officially an offense to handle salmon in suspicious circumstances.

The law was designed to crack down on illegal fishing or poaching, but it is unusually vague wording has made it a favorite internet joke about being arrested for acting sketchy with a fish.

You can't do that.

They will arrest you in England if you're sketchy with a salmon.

So they probably did it because of some sort of trafficking of salmon.

Trafficking salmon.

What do you mean, man?

This thing, it's my pet.

I'm not doing nothing with it.

You're acting suspicious, though, sir.

Yeah, but you know what, sir?

I'm worried about what you and the salmon are doing.

I'm not doing nothing.

It's my pet, Freddie.

I put it in my jacket.

It's nothing.

Please, leave me.