Matt McCusker

I told you about that. In our school, you wrote a letter to yourself when you graduate from eighth grade. Like a little time capsule. I give it to you when you're graduating.

My letter was like, dude, obviously you're getting offers from Florida State, Notre Dame, Miami. And then it was like the next paragraph was like, yeah, right. You suck. You're probably going D2. I was like, all right, nice.

My letter was like, dude, obviously you're getting offers from Florida State, Notre Dame, Miami. And then it was like the next paragraph was like, yeah, right. You suck. You're probably going D2. I was like, all right, nice.

that's so funny there's a bully from the past you suck yeah right dude you're not going D1 you suck that's so fucking funny for real remember as an adult like not an adult but as a senior reading it being like god damn it I didn't live up to my expectations oh never mind I knew that's funny wise beyond your years but yeah the late night things give me anxiety but that'll be it'll be fun

that's so funny there's a bully from the past you suck yeah right dude you're not going D1 you suck that's so fucking funny for real remember as an adult like not an adult but as a senior reading it being like god damn it I didn't live up to my expectations oh never mind I knew that's funny wise beyond your years but yeah the late night things give me anxiety but that'll be it'll be fun

I'm just going to talk about how Kirby's a superstar now. Hilarious. If season two is a success, Kirby's going to be... He's going to be lost in the sauce. Oh, yeah. For sure. He'll have his own little top golf castle. He's the king of Westchester golf. He really is. He made guys film him hit golf balls the other day. What? It was actually pretty exciting. Who was filming him?

I'm just going to talk about how Kirby's a superstar now. Hilarious. If season two is a success, Kirby's going to be... He's going to be lost in the sauce. Oh, yeah. For sure. He'll have his own little top golf castle. He's the king of Westchester golf. He really is. He made guys film him hit golf balls the other day. What? It was actually pretty exciting. Who was filming him?

Just his country club boys. That's so fucking tight. That is so easy. He's a man there. He runs that. He's like, Shane, I got to tell you, I think I'm the most famous guy at the country club. Ha, ha, ha. He broke 80, though. He broke 80. Damn, really? No, Kirby's is fucking good. That's really good. And he filmed it. It was kind of nice. It was on his Instagram story.

Just his country club boys. That's so fucking tight. That is so easy. He's a man there. He runs that. He's like, Shane, I got to tell you, I think I'm the most famous guy at the country club. Ha, ha, ha. He broke 80, though. He broke 80. Damn, really? No, Kirby's is fucking good. That's really good. And he filmed it. It was kind of nice. It was on his Instagram story.

So he was like, I'm about to break 80 on this hole. What? This could be it. Did he shoot like a 79 or 79?

So he was like, I'm about to break 80 on this hole. What? This could be it. Did he shoot like a 79 or 79?

It's crazy. It's like 100 push-ups, and I was like, all right, that's a lot. That's what I did. It was like 50 pull-ups. I was like, I got bad news for you, brother. You're going to have to do 50 push-ups on my butt.

It's crazy. It's like 100 push-ups, and I was like, all right, that's a lot. That's what I did. It was like 50 pull-ups. I was like, I got bad news for you, brother. You're going to have to do 50 push-ups on my butt.

And I'm going to try... That could be your plan, dude. You'll be living the American dream. But you know what I'll be doing? All right, let's go to the Patreon. Ooh, wait a minute.

And I'm going to try... That could be your plan, dude. You'll be living the American dream. But you know what I'll be doing? All right, let's go to the Patreon. Ooh, wait a minute.

They didn't do that in the first show.

They didn't do that in the first show.

Just the month. We do baby of the month now. It's usually Baby of the Week. All the winners.

Just the month. We do baby of the month now. It's usually Baby of the Week. All the winners.

I, no, I was. I just, huh?