Matt McCusker

My friend used to, the PlayStation, pull back when everything had the cord to the thing. If his little brother would beat him, he would pull the cord out of the PlayStation and whip him with the cord. Just whoop his ass. He'd just start whipping him. It was a pure spaz.

Bad losing attitude. Who's the better gamer in your guys' relationship if you and your wife go toe-to-toe?

Bad losing attitude. Who's the better gamer in your guys' relationship if you and your wife go toe-to-toe?

Come on.

Come on.

Does it get, like, when you're playing video games, and forgive me for asking if this is, like, kind of personal, do you guys, like, is it, like, a horny-making thing, or is that just, like, the porn stuff?

Does it get, like, when you're playing video games, and forgive me for asking if this is, like, kind of personal, do you guys, like, is it, like, a horny-making thing, or is that just, like, the porn stuff?

I don't know what you mean. When I hear they're gaming, I'm always like, interesting.

I don't know what you mean. When I hear they're gaming, I'm always like, interesting.

The bug. She might have been bug chasing. Well, dude, thank you, man. I'm glad you got the day off to game and just kind of... Where's Ben in your bays at work?

The bug. She might have been bug chasing. Well, dude, thank you, man. I'm glad you got the day off to game and just kind of... Where's Ben in your bays at work?

That's awesome. How does she take it when you're like, I'm calling out today?

That's awesome. How does she take it when you're like, I'm calling out today?

Yeah. That's awesome, man. I love it, dude. I think your place looks sick as hell.

Yeah. That's awesome, man. I love it, dude. I think your place looks sick as hell.

How soon after your babe left for work did you... Fap it up.

How soon after your babe left for work did you... Fap it up.

As soon as I hear the deadbolt click, I run into the front window like a dog watching the car walk away. And it's a full-volume fap sesh. No headphones, just straight blast. Straight blast. Into the motherfucker. I'm getting the acoustics going. You're a man of honor. Clearly, you've been playing your fucking game.

As soon as I hear the deadbolt click, I run into the front window like a dog watching the car walk away. And it's a full-volume fap sesh. No headphones, just straight blast. Straight blast. Into the motherfucker. I'm getting the acoustics going. You're a man of honor. Clearly, you've been playing your fucking game.

Well, dude, thank you, man.