Matt McCusker

That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash MSSP. That's a good ad read. It's a great ad read. They're going to love that. Yeah, the commercials, the only time you see like purely white commercials is Fox. Yeah. And the heart of white commercials is MyPillow, Gold Coins. What else? They do like fucking Help the Jews commercials. Yeah. I like the right wing like take on.

There's always a right wing coffees. That makes me laugh. Oh, yeah. True. Because you never see a right wing coffee shop. I just got these coffees, dude. It's man. It's pretty wild in there. The right wing coffee is it's a good move. Yeah. It's only the gayest coffee. I know every coffee shop is like, you know, like above and beyond. It's one thing to say, hey, come on in and have some coffee.

There's always a right wing coffees. That makes me laugh. Oh, yeah. True. Because you never see a right wing coffee shop. I just got these coffees, dude. It's man. It's pretty wild in there. The right wing coffee is it's a good move. Yeah. It's only the gayest coffee. I know every coffee shop is like, you know, like above and beyond. It's one thing to say, hey, come on in and have some coffee.

It's like by entering this, you are sworn. You are now you are an ally. Yeah. And you're just like an Antifa black face mask. That'd be nice to have a coffee shop where it's just like, you know, no balls and girls sports. Yeah. I saw a sign that had that the other day. There was a guy running for local office.

It's like by entering this, you are sworn. You are now you are an ally. Yeah. And you're just like an Antifa black face mask. That'd be nice to have a coffee shop where it's just like, you know, no balls and girls sports. Yeah. I saw a sign that had that the other day. There was a guy running for local office.

I forget where I was, but it was like, keep the balls out of girls' sports once and for all. Hire me to city council. I was like, fuck. Let me tell you, if he gets elected and it's like, all right, dude, let's go. Get rid of the balls. She's like, I'm hitting the locker room right now. Turns out there was one in a neighboring district. Yeah. So that problem was already solved here.

I forget where I was, but it was like, keep the balls out of girls' sports once and for all. Hire me to city council. I was like, fuck. Let me tell you, if he gets elected and it's like, all right, dude, let's go. Get rid of the balls. She's like, I'm hitting the locker room right now. Turns out there was one in a neighboring district. Yeah. So that problem was already solved here.

Time for me to focus on infrastructure. I wasn't ready for that. I was more of the balls guy. So I'm a little in over my head on this one. I ran on children's genitals. I ran on a campaign of entirely children's genitals. Turns out it wasn't as prevalent as I thought. Pretty much everyone in this district agrees. You got to set up a false flag. You have your 13-year-old son.

Time for me to focus on infrastructure. I wasn't ready for that. I was more of the balls guy. So I'm a little in over my head on this one. I ran on children's genitals. I ran on a campaign of entirely children's genitals. Turns out it wasn't as prevalent as I thought. Pretty much everyone in this district agrees. You got to set up a false flag. You have your 13-year-old son.

You're like, look, it's for the good of the community. It's for the fucking dynasty. It's for the family. The city council dynasty. We could be the next Bushes. Yeah, that's a while. I mean, he probably got elected. Where the fuck was I? I don't remember. Oh, you know what? I think it was in... No, it was in Alabama when we were down there. We were driving. That's a fucking layup. Yeah, bro.

You're like, look, it's for the good of the community. It's for the fucking dynasty. It's for the family. The city council dynasty. We could be the next Bushes. Yeah, that's a while. I mean, he probably got elected. Where the fuck was I? I don't remember. Oh, you know what? I think it was in... No, it was in Alabama when we were down there. We were driving. That's a fucking layup. Yeah, bro.

He's dead. Holy shit. 360 Tomahawk. Dude, I was in San Francisco this weekend, and we drove through the Mission District. I think that's there, Kensington. Oh, shit. Dude, it's fucking wild. It's not as big and thick as Kensington, but it's insane. I drove...

He's dead. Holy shit. 360 Tomahawk. Dude, I was in San Francisco this weekend, and we drove through the Mission District. I think that's there, Kensington. Oh, shit. Dude, it's fucking wild. It's not as big and thick as Kensington, but it's insane. I drove...

shoot pause my bad i drove through and dude they have like sick it's crazy i've been like dense with people it's not as like big and thick as veiny as kensington it's not as veiny and throbbing as kensington it's not oozing pre-cum

shoot pause my bad i drove through and dude they have like sick it's crazy i've been like dense with people it's not as like big and thick as veiny as kensington it's not as veiny and throbbing as kensington it's not oozing pre-cum

but they have like a different drug guy you know kensington has like the bend over guys in san francisco there's like these guys and they just walk around like they're it's crazy it's a new guy stuck walking yeah stuck walkers they're just like this they're they're like this and they just kind of like scramble around i've never seen those guys it is nice it is nice it's like a zombie video game

but they have like a different drug guy you know kensington has like the bend over guys in san francisco there's like these guys and they just walk around like they're it's crazy it's a new guy stuck walking yeah stuck walkers they're just like this they're they're like this and they just kind of like scramble around i've never seen those guys it is nice it is nice it's like a zombie video game

where you're like why are there different zombies in every level but it actually is like that i don't know what that drug is that's not like the final stop is fucking la san diego with the screaming runners austin's got the screaming runners dude screaming runners it's terrifying i don't know if that's like the meth fighting the heroin and they just get like stuck Could be. Because it was wild.

where you're like why are there different zombies in every level but it actually is like that i don't know what that drug is that's not like the final stop is fucking la san diego with the screaming runners austin's got the screaming runners dude screaming runners it's terrifying i don't know if that's like the meth fighting the heroin and they just get like stuck Could be. Because it was wild.

And they weren't like, if they were older guys, I'm like, oh, it's just like scoliosis untreated. They were like on the younger side, like in their 30s. Just hunched and then twisted, too. Nice. I want to get a pokey deck. Low pad level. They're ready to fucking. They're ready to strike. Low man wins. I want to get a Pokedex where I can just identify them. Yeah. A twisty bendy.