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Matt McCusker

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
12724 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Yo, can you... They go into school and you got to wait outside school for them to come out. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Somebody comes out and goes, get the fuck out of here. Oh, shit. We got to go, go, go, go. Oh, fuck. Fuck.

my dad's gonna beat the fuck out of me for this my dad's gonna be so pissed i'm trying to score child born at a school fuck here's the car at home like i didn't do it no music on in the car at home fuck it's in the back seat that is fucking bullshit it's not true It was my friends. I was just there. I was just skateboarding there. I didn't even want to fucking that stuff.

my dad's gonna beat the fuck out of me for this my dad's gonna be so pissed i'm trying to score child born at a school fuck here's the car at home like i didn't do it no music on in the car at home fuck it's in the back seat that is fucking bullshit it's not true It was my friends. I was just there. I was just skateboarding there. I didn't even want to fucking that stuff.

Getting, dude, it's like going out into the world and like at 35 getting rounded up for some CP and having to crash land back into the parents' nest, man. What a fucking nightmare, man. What a nightmare. You got to move in and kill your dad. First step is like, I got to kill my dad. I got to go back to get a win. Get one in the win column and then let's build from there.

Getting, dude, it's like going out into the world and like at 35 getting rounded up for some CP and having to crash land back into the parents' nest, man. What a fucking nightmare, man. What a nightmare. You got to move in and kill your dad. First step is like, I got to kill my dad. I got to go back to get a win. Get one in the win column and then let's build from there.

Step one, I got to kill my dad. Before that first breakfast together, he's reading a newspaper. It's reading a newspaper. Putting the paper down, looking at it, going... Jesus Christ. Your mom trying to smooth it over a little bit. It's fine. All the kids are doing it. I just read a report that said it's a lot more prevalent than you think. Thanks, mom. It is. Well, that would be rough stuff.

Step one, I got to kill my dad. Before that first breakfast together, he's reading a newspaper. It's reading a newspaper. Putting the paper down, looking at it, going... Jesus Christ. Your mom trying to smooth it over a little bit. It's fine. All the kids are doing it. I just read a report that said it's a lot more prevalent than you think. Thanks, mom. It is. Well, that would be rough stuff.

It's a tough bit. I mean, it is funny to think about your dad just going, what the hell are you thinking? What are you doing? I only look... I found it on your bed. I only looked at one. One? All right, four. All right, I was looking at four. I looked at four job boards. He just gives you the belt. You gotta get the belt. No, dad. Yeah. Can I take your car? Can I borrow your car?

It's a tough bit. I mean, it is funny to think about your dad just going, what the hell are you thinking? What are you doing? I only look... I found it on your bed. I only looked at one. One? All right, four. All right, I was looking at four. I looked at four job boards. He just gives you the belt. You gotta get the belt. No, dad. Yeah. Can I take your car? Can I borrow your car?

A couple of the guys want to meet up. You're not going anywhere. I fucking hate this place. I make one mistake and my whole summer's ruined. Your wife and kids are living with you. Oh, man. There are some true ride or die bitches, though. Yeah. The ladies that stick around with the fucking conviction. It's crazy. I knew a guy. Mrs. Sandusky, I think, held it down. Did she really? Yeah. Dang, bro.

A couple of the guys want to meet up. You're not going anywhere. I fucking hate this place. I make one mistake and my whole summer's ruined. Your wife and kids are living with you. Oh, man. There are some true ride or die bitches, though. Yeah. The ladies that stick around with the fucking conviction. It's crazy. I knew a guy. Mrs. Sandusky, I think, held it down. Did she really? Yeah. Dang, bro.

I think she held it down big time. Did she really? Yeah. Yeah. She was like, oh, come on. According to the Netflix film, In the Suns, Mrs. Menendez held it down. Dang. She literally ride or die. She died. She did. She fucking was there till the end, eating ice cream, watching TV, getting fucking popped. I mean, Mr. Sandusky probably like went to a priest and was like, I don't know what to do.

I think she held it down big time. Did she really? Yeah. Yeah. She was like, oh, come on. According to the Netflix film, In the Suns, Mrs. Menendez held it down. Dang. She literally ride or die. She died. She did. She fucking was there till the end, eating ice cream, watching TV, getting fucking popped. I mean, Mr. Sandusky probably like went to a priest and was like, I don't know what to do.

And he was like, you're fine. It's a small potatoes. You guys are going to be fine. This is nothing. He's probably just going to switch schools and just do it again. It's fucking sick. Hopefully the new Pope cracks down. Hopefully we need the black Pope. We need Africa core Pope. I thought we, do we not get a Pope? I thought we got, we got one. I think, did we get a Pope?

And he was like, you're fine. It's a small potatoes. You guys are going to be fine. This is nothing. He's probably just going to switch schools and just do it again. It's fucking sick. Hopefully the new Pope cracks down. Hopefully we need the black Pope. We need Africa core Pope. I thought we, do we not get a Pope? I thought we got, we got one. I think, did we get a Pope?

I feel like I want to, I feel, I feel fatherless or I heard about that. Smoke didn't change. We would have heard about that. They're still in there chiefing. ap news says 13 minutes ago the conclave to elect a new pope has officially begun yo let's go that's sick what was like a cardinal hold it down in the meantime No. There's got to be some dude that's going. I guess not. Yeah.

I feel like I want to, I feel, I feel fatherless or I heard about that. Smoke didn't change. We would have heard about that. They're still in there chiefing. ap news says 13 minutes ago the conclave to elect a new pope has officially begun yo let's go that's sick what was like a cardinal hold it down in the meantime No. There's got to be some dude that's going. I guess not. Yeah.

I guess there's a guy, the head guy that runs the conclave. Yeah. Yeah. Dang, that's got to be so tight, dude. Just like finally we get to burn all this incense and do all this shit. True. And they're mostly geezers. They're like, this is probably my last one. Yeah. This shit rocks.

I guess there's a guy, the head guy that runs the conclave. Yeah. Yeah. Dang, that's got to be so tight, dude. Just like finally we get to burn all this incense and do all this shit. True. And they're mostly geezers. They're like, this is probably my last one. Yeah. This shit rocks.

Yeah, dude. I fear God, homie. Yeah, that'd be tight just to listen to those conversations. You guys need to become Catholic. Look who it is. Oh, baby Billy. Little baby Billy. Not going to answer that. Yeah, who's in the running for the... Yeah, what do we got? The Holy See.