Matt McCusker

He could definitely form a... Whoa, dude. What you got? In the wake of October 7th, the attacks by Hamas, Pizza Bala called for prayer and even offered himself as a hostage. Oh, that was the guy. In exchange for the release of children. Shit. I know that guy. Pizza Bala's the man. Pizza Bala's kind of a beast for that. Yeah, he is. They didn't take Pizza Bala? Hamas is fucking dumb as shit.

They should've took him up on that and... cut his head off right away. If Hamas was really about that life. Nah, if he cut off a Cardinal's head, they would have gotten crushed. That'd be crusades. Assemble the army! It is funny him standing there and they're like, no, no, no, no, dude, we're gonna keep these kids. Yeah, be like, no, dude, we do not want the fucking smoke.

They should've took him up on that and... cut his head off right away. If Hamas was really about that life. Nah, if he cut off a Cardinal's head, they would have gotten crushed. That'd be crusades. Assemble the army! It is funny him standing there and they're like, no, no, no, no, dude, we're gonna keep these kids. Yeah, be like, no, dude, we do not want the fucking smoke.

Damn, he went white boy crazy on the Muslims. He went white boy crazy. Fucking take me! Take me!

Damn, he went white boy crazy on the Muslims. He went white boy crazy. Fucking take me! Take me!

He just drudged a crucifix down to the Gaza. Take me! Fucking pussies! Ooh, pizza ball love. I remember hearing about that and being like, what a beast. I want to learn about the African fellow. Yeah, I would like to learn more about that. And I'm not talking about the Algerian, dude. That's bullshit. Who's the Algerian guy? Oh, that guy who's flexing. Jean-Marc Aveline.

He just drudged a crucifix down to the Gaza. Take me! Fucking pussies! Ooh, pizza ball love. I remember hearing about that and being like, what a beast. I want to learn about the African fellow. Yeah, I would like to learn more about that. And I'm not talking about the Algerian, dude. That's bullshit. Who's the Algerian guy? Oh, that guy who's flexing. Jean-Marc Aveline.

Yeah, who's trying to say he's the pope, he's the real pope. It's like, no, dude, you're the real Jews. Chill. You can't have everything. I'm the Jews and the Pope. It's like, all right. Hold on. There's a guy named Joe Tobin from New Jersey. Joe Tobin. Yo, Joe Tobin all the way from fucking Newark. He's just a deacon that threw his hat in the ring. We've never had an American bull.

Yeah, who's trying to say he's the pope, he's the real pope. It's like, no, dude, you're the real Jews. Chill. You can't have everything. I'm the Jews and the Pope. It's like, all right. Hold on. There's a guy named Joe Tobin from New Jersey. Joe Tobin. Yo, Joe Tobin all the way from fucking Newark. He's just a deacon that threw his hat in the ring. We've never had an American bull.

We haven't actually. Could you be my American? Damn, Italy really is like the New York City of the fucking... If you want to really make it in the Pope business, you got to go to Italy. American Pope would be dope. I think it'd be sick. Yeah, it'd be the young Pope. Yeah. They're not going to do Joe Tobin. Joe Tobin from Tom's River, New Jersey. Joe Tobin. Damn, Peter Turkson, native of Ghana.

We haven't actually. Could you be my American? Damn, Italy really is like the New York City of the fucking... If you want to really make it in the Pope business, you got to go to Italy. American Pope would be dope. I think it'd be sick. Yeah, it'd be the young Pope. Yeah. They're not going to do Joe Tobin. Joe Tobin from Tom's River, New Jersey. Joe Tobin. Damn, Peter Turkson, native of Ghana.

Uh... Let's see, let's see. Who else we got? Ghana could be nice. I want him... Credentials on issues of poverty, climate change. Climate change, Pope. Beat it. Beat it. The church has been hard on... They've been, like, going hard for climate change. Oh, but Turks and Leans conservative on matters such as homosexuality and... Dang, do they vote? Contraception.

Uh... Let's see, let's see. Who else we got? Ghana could be nice. I want him... Credentials on issues of poverty, climate change. Climate change, Pope. Beat it. Beat it. The church has been hard on... They've been, like, going hard for climate change. Oh, but Turks and Leans conservative on matters such as homosexuality and... Dang, do they vote? Contraception.

Motherfucker, do I have a fucking meeting right now? Oh, no. That'd be nice if they vote, like, what are...

Motherfucker, do I have a fucking meeting right now? Oh, no. That'd be nice if they vote, like, what are...

what do we think about gay stuff and there's some guys like man whatever that's a big that's a big part of it yeah true yeah you gotta stand up and go fellas it is funny just have a room full of fuck with that just wow also a ton of those dudes in there are gay yeah just like bro i've never even heard of that what the fuck is that shit fuck ew what

what do we think about gay stuff and there's some guys like man whatever that's a big that's a big part of it yeah true yeah you gotta stand up and go fellas it is funny just have a room full of fuck with that just wow also a ton of those dudes in there are gay yeah just like bro i've never even heard of that what the fuck is that shit fuck ew what

Now, how would somebody go about finding out about something? How do you even do that? I'm curious. Guys, please come. I think next weekend, May 16th and the 17th, I'll be in. I'll be at the Crest Theater in Sacramento, California, then the Neptune Theater at Seattle, Washington, and then the Hollywood Improv at Hollywood, California in June 25th. But next weekend is a big one.

Now, how would somebody go about finding out about something? How do you even do that? I'm curious. Guys, please come. I think next weekend, May 16th and the 17th, I'll be in. I'll be at the Crest Theater in Sacramento, California, then the Neptune Theater at Seattle, Washington, and then the Hollywood Improv at Hollywood, California in June 25th. But next weekend is a big one.

Please come to that. Yeah. May 31st, Des Moines, Iowa. Come on. What are you waiting for?