Matt McCusker

Dude, my niece and nephew will like hold dead mice and let this snake strike out of their hands. They're going to be out of their minds. Bro, they're fucking fearless. They're going to be nuts. We have a video of it. My niece is holding a dead mouse and the baby corn snake goes right out of her hands. I'm like, dude, I can't. I'd flinch.

i'd be like darwin in front of the glass yeah he couldn't do it he would stand in front of a snake even behind the glass and would strike at him he's like i would flinch 100 of the time he's like something about these motherfuckers dude charles darwin yeah he would stand in front of like a snake tank and be like this is the day i'm just gonna have nerves of steel let it strike at me he goes i'm oh for 100 every every day the snake would strike and he'd go oh they're scary guys yeah man scary as hell

i'd be like darwin in front of the glass yeah he couldn't do it he would stand in front of a snake even behind the glass and would strike at him he's like i would flinch 100 of the time he's like something about these motherfuckers dude charles darwin yeah he would stand in front of like a snake tank and be like this is the day i'm just gonna have nerves of steel let it strike at me he goes i'm oh for 100 every every day the snake would strike and he'd go oh they're scary guys yeah man scary as hell

But yeah, the reptiles are popping over on the compound. It's pretty tight. Bearded dragons. Bro, he came down. We had the family Easter party. He came down with the bearded dragons on him. Just like, yeah. Who does that? Mac. How old is he? He's like six. That's a fucking flex for a kid. It was a pretty sick flex. But yeah, Easter was sick, dude. I kept teasing all my nieces and nephews.

But yeah, the reptiles are popping over on the compound. It's pretty tight. Bearded dragons. Bro, he came down. We had the family Easter party. He came down with the bearded dragons on him. Just like, yeah. Who does that? Mac. How old is he? He's like six. That's a fucking flex for a kid. It was a pretty sick flex. But yeah, Easter was sick, dude. I kept teasing all my nieces and nephews.

They did the big Easter egg hunt.

They did the big Easter egg hunt.

Dude, they're big. Bearded dragons live until 20. So he's got a good 14 years on this bearded dragon. Or, you know, puberty might shake that up a little bit. Yeah.

Dude, they're big. Bearded dragons live until 20. So he's got a good 14 years on this bearded dragon. Or, you know, puberty might shake that up a little bit. Yeah.

Yeah, he might put down the bearded dragon and try to touch another.

Yeah, he might put down the bearded dragon and try to touch another.

Touch another reptile. Touch another slimy creature. The slimiest, slittiest. A bearded vagina. Hopefully be carrying down a nice bearded vagina in 14 years.

Touch another reptile. Touch another slimy creature. The slimiest, slittiest. A bearded vagina. Hopefully be carrying down a nice bearded vagina in 14 years.

on a bearded vagina.

on a bearded vagina.

They are, dude. They're for real chill as fuck. There's a YouTube video about bearded dragon. The king of chill. My nephew's confused why I don't have a ton of reptiles. He's like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, you could have one of these right now.

They are, dude. They're for real chill as fuck. There's a YouTube video about bearded dragon. The king of chill. My nephew's confused why I don't have a ton of reptiles. He's like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, you could have one of these right now.

What the fuck, dude?

What the fuck, dude?

What?