Matt McCusker

Probably just don't want me to fucking hit them.

But they're like, you're always like, no, it's totally fine.

But then I'll be like, hey, I messed up.

I'm sorry, but you also messed up because I told you to do this three times and you didn't.

Can you do it for me now?

And that works.

Or I'll start to say if I'm getting... It works if you yell.

No, if I yell, they'll kind of just freak out, and you still don't get the thing done.

So if I start getting angry, I'm being kind of nasty, I'll catch myself and be like, I'm sorry for that.

I shouldn't have done that.

But you still need to do all this stuff.

Or I announce, I go, guys, I'm getting angry right now, and I'm about to spaz.

And they're like, no, no, no, no, no.

And then they clean up.

Is it the classic roles of you're the disciplinarian?

No, it's reversed.

I'm kind of the softy.

My wife's the hammer.

It's like she's the day-to-day hammer, and then if I get to a certain point, I'm the atomic bomb if there needs to be.

You know what I mean?