Matt McCusker

I mean, that's high level.

He's not taking a funny boob picture.

All signs are pointing to goon.

fucking lift him up and get real oh this guy was not goofing yeah i don't think he was goofing at all that's a nice benefit of the doubt though you gotta if somebody's taking jugs pictures you go there's not gotta be good because it's the pink spandex that's exactly what did it yeah i saw the full photo where he's wearing uh yoga pants oh no those look like those bouncy fake tits and not just like balloons

Yeah, I was going to say when I was a kid, if I got my hands on balloons.

I mean, that's maximum.

What is that that makes you horny?

Putting massive jogs and yoga pants on and taking a very serious, almost mugshot-esque photo.

Are we sure he's not goofing?

I don't think he's goofing.

He's got the nipples offset.

That's goofing.

True.

The nipples are definitely getting knocked around from the fat.

I hear your son's the opposite of whatever you are.

I want my son to be straight as hell.

I'm going to be fucking, I'm going to be the gayest fucking guy you've ever seen in your life.

Yeah.

Busted, bro.

crazy i mean i'm sure intelligence is monitoring yeah her shit and like his yeah yeah that's yeah if you're in high level politics i'm sorry you just can't get escorts you just gotta solo bimbify and just lay low that is true he could have been doing what was best for his family in their political career like instead of getting a hooker he'll be like i'll be my own hooker