Matt McCusker

Yeah, I forget. It's the beginning of Guns, Germs, and Steel, which is pretty funny. It's like that. They just rolled in on horses and shit, and they, yeah, just opened fire. Yeah. Everybody started spazzing. Yeah, they... I think they immediately captured the king.

Yeah, that's awesome. You want to see our swords?

Yeah, that's awesome. You want to see our swords?

Yeah, I guess you'd have to kind of believe them. You know what I mean? If you spent your whole life watching everybody get their head cut off and you're throwing rocks in the ocean to try to build a temple.

Yeah, I guess you'd have to kind of believe them. You know what I mean? If you spent your whole life watching everybody get their head cut off and you're throwing rocks in the ocean to try to build a temple.

Somebody shows up on a fucking spaceship.

Somebody shows up on a fucking spaceship.

We was Mayans, too. Yes. I knew we was Mayans.

We was Mayans, too. Yes. I knew we was Mayans.

Yeah, it's awesome. I wish I knew more about it. I never really got into the Aztecs or the Mayans. The Incas, I was big for a little. I like the Incas.

Yeah, it's awesome. I wish I knew more about it. I never really got into the Aztecs or the Mayans. The Incas, I was big for a little. I like the Incas.

Because they do have stuff like... I think the Mayans and Aztecs didn't really overlap.

Because they do have stuff like... I think the Mayans and Aztecs didn't really overlap.

They were city sick. Sometimes. I see.

They were city sick. Sometimes. I see.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, there's nothing wrong at all with Earth. My thing was... So sick to control the sea, dude.

No, there's nothing wrong at all with Earth. My thing was... So sick to control the sea, dude.

They can be farts. All right. I'm trying to keep it respectful. Who's farts then? What about Arabs? You're forgetting Arabs. That's like... That's Indian guys.