Matt 'Nadeshot' Haag

Oh, man. What was that spot we used to go to? Mesero. What was it called?

Mago. Mago, yeah.

That'd be crazy. Imagine she had like a fucking... I don't know, like a brother or uncle or some crazy shit.

Anyway, that company's more bankrupt.

They put your head on a sheet. Like, the sheep would be you, but your head would be the sheep.

It's definitely possible.

You don't smoke no damn weed.

It was just like, I don't know. It was probably some just nerd weird shit. Like I didn't want to get made fun of or something. People made fun of it? In reality, it was probably cool. I probably overthought it. You did? I just kept it a secret. Like my boys knew. But, like, random people at school? Hell no. The girls didn't know?

Yeah. I had a lot of cousins. Because growing up, I always wanted, like, well, I do have two sisters.

But, like, I always wanted a sibling that lived with me.

Like, as a kid, I always used to, like, think about that.

Yeah, shout out to K-Son for sure.

Yeah, just the same question over and over and over and over. Yeah, it's... Different ways.

Yo, did anyone see the Pistons and the... The fight? What'd you call the fight? Yeah.

That shit was so good.

Yeah, that shit was great. They were brawling? Yeah, you know, like normal NBA shit. They have a little shove before the shit actually happens. So, like, they had a little shoving match or argument. And then the play went on. Someone went to the floor. And then, you know who Isaiah... What's his name? Isaiah Thomas, I think his name is? Yeah. Bro, this guy.

This guy's always trying to fight people. Yes, old ass. No, it's not Isaiah. What's his name? Maxwell? Maxwell. What's the big dude's name? Isaiah. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Is it on the Timberwolves? What's his name? Maxwell. Nas Reed? No, him right here. Isaiah. What's his name? The dude walking away with the bandana. I have no idea. I forgot his name.

Isaiah Simmons? Or what's his name? Isaiah Stewart. That's his name. I don't know, but what am I? But, yeah, you'll see it. This shit is hilarious. What the fuck?

Yeah, they are.

It's going to be lit, and everyone's doing hard with their new teams. There's no freebies. Everyone wants to win.

Stewart's hilarious. He's always trying to fight somebody. He treats his shit like the UFC. What's his name? Dante DiVincenzo? I'm not trolling. He treats his shit like the UFC. Who does? Stewart. He can't wait.

That's my last name.

Where's he getting married? Somewhere in Mexico. Oh, okay. Cancun. Really?

It had a twang to it. It smelled like sewage, right?

There's always something going on, though, when you're... Bro, you should see the Airbnb for Miami.

Watch. He'll just come out the blue. Where is he? Right there. He can't wait. Look at him.

It is back there? That's what someone said. Nick Merck's shit is back?

He couldn't wait to get in that shit, bro.

No matter what, though, they know to never really throw a punch, though. Why?

Yeah, I was actually just watching that not too long ago.

Literally roster moves are happening right there. Business is getting done.

No, that's... No, that's not Rondo. That's fucking, what's his name? Bro, he finds a team every year. Like, every year he's moving around teams. I forgot his name.

No, that's... Go to the comments real quick, Matt. It'll say it. It'll say what? Scroll down. Go through all 13,000 comments. Dennis Schroeder. Oh, Schroeder. Schroeder. I watched this already. I know the comments. I got memory.

Yeah, dude. It's my favorite NBA channel.

And they were talking like right here. They're like, will you meet him after the game? They didn't meet him.

My uncle used to wear them. It was his favorite shoe back in the day. And I used to want to be like him, so I copied them.

Wait, is that in the top?

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure I had those.

Fuck no, never. So you never do your homework? No, what I would do, I would- In the morning, I try.

He's never lacking? He's never lacking. I love that.

You know what I'm saying? He's always. Always going hard, no matter what you do.