Matt Walsh

So you've gone to great lengths to create a very specific image for the sole purpose of clearing the field and becoming the undisputed choice of the Democrat Party for president.

Then after all that effort, imagine that your wife, Jennifer Sable Newsom,

decides to go out in public and attract as much attention as possible.

She decides to become the most visible Newsome and go on her own speaking tour, even though she's not a public official and no one has any reason to care what she thinks about anything.

And to make matters worse, she decides that she wants the entire world to know about the time that she killed her sister with a golf cart accidentally.

And then without any hesitation whatsoever, Jennifer Newsome states that this golf cart mishap, which she describes as completely unintentional,

is totally analogous to the many violent crimes committed by inmates who are currently incarcerated at San Quentin State Prison.

In other words, you're the leading Democrat presidential candidate, and one day your wife goes out in public and states that criminals in California's most hardcore prison are guilty of one thing and one thing only, making the same kind of mistake that you did as a child when you ran over your own sister with a golf cart.

Unfortunately for Gavin Newsom, no one has to imagine this nightmare scenario.

His wife just went through with it live on camera.

Watch.

Now, Gavin Newsom may not be the smartest politician, despite what he thinks of himself.

But even with that handicap in mind, there's no way he didn't throw something at the television when he saw this.

I mean, it's the single most stereotypical on-the-nose statement possible from an affluent white liberal woman.

The idea is that criminals, even violent criminals who are incarcerated in California, a state that goes out of its way to allow criminals to do whatever they want, aren't actually guilty of anything.

They don't have free will, and therefore they certainly can't commit any crimes.

Instead, they're like Bob Ross.

They just commit happy little accidents.

There was an episode in that new Star Trek show that covered similar territory.

And there's a reason that no one other than liberal wine aunts watch that show.