Matt Walsh

Watch.

Well, it's a very persuasive piece of commentary.

I mean, I'm certainly convinced.

You know, the attempted assassination at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Yeah, it must have been a hoax.

because this is what happened.

The Trump administration recruited a leftist Kamala Harris voting Trump hater to participate in a staged assassination that would include the shooter getting shot at and then locked in federal prison for the rest of his life.

The Kamala Harris voter agreed to this plan that works against both his political and personal interests because he's

you know, a really nice guy.

He's a really generous guy.

Meanwhile, the Trump administration, despite dastardly planning multiple assassination hoaxes, apparently, decided to keep their Patsy alive and a permanent liability to them rather than just killing him like they could have easily done.

And they did this because they are also really strangely generous in a very odd and specific way.

So in summary, we have a plot where all parties involved are working against their own interests with no real discernible benefit to any of them.

There's no evidence of this plan.

It doesn't even make any intuitive sense.

And the motives for everybody involved are unclear, if not insane.

But still, I believe it because I'm a very smart person.

Oh, and he did all this, by the way, all this, the hoax was really so that for an excuse to build the ballroom.

That's the other part.

That's the other part of this theory.