Matt Walsh

And finally, after years of careful thought and consideration, they decided that, no, actually, they don't.

Women don't have penises.

Men don't create babies.

Men don't give birth.

They finally reached that conclusion.

And most people are happy.

But Megan Rapinoe, the female soccer player who is famous not for her athletic abilities but for having a big mouth, she's not so happy.

And here's what she had to say.

By the way, the invasive test that she's talking about is a cheek swab.

And the certain type of woman that the IOC wants in the woman category is the type of woman that is a woman.

It's kind of like when we call something a tree, we're only referring to a certain type of tree, which is the type of tree that is a tree.

So the term tree is very exclusive.

It's very discriminatory towards all the trees that are not trees.

By only calling trees, trees, we are ostracizing rocks that are trees and fish that are trees.

It's kind of like that.

There's not much else to say about this.

I mean, not much else that needs to be said.

Megan Rapinoe represents a dying ideology and not even a dying ideology so much as a, I mean, it's that, but it's also kind of like a mass psychosis, a mass delusion that has lifted for the most part.

There was a moment in time when a lot of people in the culture pretended to take people like Megan Rapinoe seriously.

A time when people pretended that there was some kind of good argument for allowing men into women's sports.