Matt Walsh

I guess I'll mention this.

A couple of weeks ago, the International Olympic Committee announced a new policy officially declaring that only women, actual women, women can compete in women's sports.

So it took them years to come to this conclusion.

The IOC spent years deliberating, trying to figure out, you know, if women have penises.

And finally, after years of careful thought and consideration, they decided that, no, actually, they don't.

Women don't have penises.

Men don't create babies.

Men don't give birth.

They finally reached that conclusion.

And most people are happy.

But Megan Rapinoe, the female soccer player who is famous not for her athletic abilities but for having a big mouth, she's not so happy.

And here's what she had to say.

By the way, the invasive test that she's talking about is a cheek swab.

And the certain type of woman that the IOC wants in the woman category is the type of woman that is a woman.

It's kind of like when we call something a tree, we're only referring to a certain type of tree, which is the type of tree that is a tree.

So the term tree is very exclusive.

It's very discriminatory towards all the trees that are not trees.

By only calling trees, trees, we are ostracizing rocks that are trees and fish that are trees.

It's kind of like that.

There's not much else to say about this.