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He's just getting drunk. His family doesn't know where he is. He lost your apartment key. He's crawling in through a freaking window. This guy's a mess. He's a dud. Here's the thing. He could turn into an amazing boyfriend and husband one day. Yeah. He just has a lot of growing up to do. And maybe he'll reach maturity at like 40. But at 23, you're already light years ahead of him.
He's just getting drunk. His family doesn't know where he is. He lost your apartment key. He's crawling in through a freaking window. This guy's a mess. He's a dud. Here's the thing. He could turn into an amazing boyfriend and husband one day. Yeah. He just has a lot of growing up to do. And maybe he'll reach maturity at like 40. But at 23, you're already light years ahead of him.
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it's actually like a scientific but also he's not even thinking about like the adult life you're living like you're doing a big thing that day and he's just out getting drunk with his other buddies and like crawling in through your window lost your key not disappearing it's just like okay now if they were married i would probably recommend that they go to therapy that they try to work this out if you're dating somebody and they're doing all these red flags just go ahead and peace out just
it's actually like a scientific but also he's not even thinking about like the adult life you're living like you're doing a big thing that day and he's just out getting drunk with his other buddies and like crawling in through your window lost your key not disappearing it's just like okay now if they were married i would probably recommend that they go to therapy that they try to work this out if you're dating somebody and they're doing all these red flags just go ahead and peace out just
it's actually like a scientific but also he's not even thinking about like the adult life you're living like you're doing a big thing that day and he's just out getting drunk with his other buddies and like crawling in through your window lost your key not disappearing it's just like okay now if they were married i would probably recommend that they go to therapy that they try to work this out if you're dating somebody and they're doing all these red flags just go ahead and peace out just
let him go like a stray dog just say get it don't come to my window like a stray cat that jumps in your window you're just like don't come to my window anymore one of the top comments is definitely cheating even if he's not cheating you know he had his phone and chose to ignore you best thing to do is to move on i wouldn't even say that he's cheating i just think he's just really i wouldn't go there even i'm gonna assume the best i'm gonna assume that he's not cheating you gotta let him go yeah you're gonna be a freaking police officer you're baller you're doing it you don't need him
let him go like a stray dog just say get it don't come to my window like a stray cat that jumps in your window you're just like don't come to my window anymore one of the top comments is definitely cheating even if he's not cheating you know he had his phone and chose to ignore you best thing to do is to move on i wouldn't even say that he's cheating i just think he's just really i wouldn't go there even i'm gonna assume the best i'm gonna assume that he's not cheating you gotta let him go yeah you're gonna be a freaking police officer you're baller you're doing it you don't need him
let him go like a stray dog just say get it don't come to my window like a stray cat that jumps in your window you're just like don't come to my window anymore one of the top comments is definitely cheating even if he's not cheating you know he had his phone and chose to ignore you best thing to do is to move on i wouldn't even say that he's cheating i just think he's just really i wouldn't go there even i'm gonna assume the best i'm gonna assume that he's not cheating you gotta let him go yeah you're gonna be a freaking police officer you're baller you're doing it you don't need him
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Stupid business stuff. Ew.
Stupid business stuff. Ew.
Stupid business stuff. Ew.
Wait, I don't even know how to operate this.
Wait, I don't even know how to operate this.
Wait, I don't even know how to operate this.