Matt

Of course. Come on, cut me open.

Of course. Come on, cut me open.

Wow.

Wow.

No, we're setting you up for success. And I want you to chime in on mine after I'm done or during. Please, please. OK, OK, OK. OK, so this is.

No, we're setting you up for success. And I want you to chime in on mine after I'm done or during. Please, please. OK, OK, OK. OK, so this is.

No, never.

No, never.

Oh, really? That's good.

Oh, really? That's good.

Thematically tied.

Thematically tied.

I Don't Think So Honey, standards and practices. We should be able to say at least five shits and five fucks on SNL per season. Because after this whole Aga Wotem, Miss Aggie, because these men ain't want shit moment. First of all, favorite moment of televised history ever. Second of all, We are so hampered in our comedy at SNL by not being able to say shit and fuck.

I Don't Think So Honey, standards and practices. We should be able to say at least five shits and five fucks on SNL per season. Because after this whole Aga Wotem, Miss Aggie, because these men ain't want shit moment. First of all, favorite moment of televised history ever. Second of all, We are so hampered in our comedy at SNL by not being able to say shit and fuck.

Celeste and I talk about this all the time. Let us say shit and fuck. Like, it's us, it's Abbott, it's ghosts. We're the last network comedy. It's like, can you give SNL an exception, an exemption? Like, if we're dismantling the FCC because of Trump, like, can we at least, can one boon, can one silver lining be that we get to say shit and fuck?

Celeste and I talk about this all the time. Let us say shit and fuck. Like, it's us, it's Abbott, it's ghosts. We're the last network comedy. It's like, can you give SNL an exception, an exemption? Like, if we're dismantling the FCC because of Trump, like, can we at least, can one boon, can one silver lining be that we get to say shit and fuck?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I'm even keeping it to an allotment, to an allotted five and five, five shits, five bucks. It would make, it would bring a sketch to the next level. It would make it so that you would be able to like know, oh, this is the real world. It's not a heightened sketch reality. Shit and fuck are so comedically powerful as words. I really think it would help us. And that's one minute.

And I'm even keeping it to an allotment, to an allotted five and five, five shits, five bucks. It would make, it would bring a sketch to the next level. It would make it so that you would be able to like know, oh, this is the real world. It's not a heightened sketch reality. Shit and fuck are so comedically powerful as words. I really think it would help us. And that's one minute.