“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)

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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang 1h 45m 14 speakers 7 chapters transcribed
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Clayton English 1:53
Listen to new episodes of the War on Drugs podcast Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Matt 2:02
Look, Matt. Oh, I see. Bowen, look over there. Is that culture? Yes. Las Culturistas. Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling.
Bowen Yang 2:14
Get into it. Mayhem in the desert. Mayhem in the desert merch. My favorite color, the color that works best for me and my skin tone, neon.
Matt 2:22
I can't tell if you're joking because Matt is one of our olive toned legends and you really must cherish this fact about yourself. I like- You've been, can I say as a platonic person in your life? Here we go. You looked really good this weekend. Shut up.
Bowen Yang 2:39
Were you looking at my photos scantily clad?
Matt 2:41
I sort of went there in my photos. You could have withheld from posting and yet you didn't.
Bowen Yang 2:46
I didn't want to.
Matt 2:47
And one of the sort of fringe things that happens, one of the fringe consequences is that sometimes your friends go, oh. Sometimes your friends get a little chub for you. It's actually rule of culture number 16.
Bowen Yang 2:56
Sometimes your own friends get a little chub for you. Sometimes your own friends get a little chub for you. Well, thanks. Awkward. Wait, can I say? Lucky for you, though, because I now went to weekend one. We're going to weekend two. It's going to be 20 degrees colder. In a good way. Yes. It's going to be in the mid-70s for my legend. The gods said it's Bowen Yang's first Coachella. Cool it down. Although, earthquake today. heard about this when I was driving back. Couldn't feel a thing because I was gunning it in the HOV.
Matt 3:29
And you were bouncing on that thing that you couldn't even... Sometimes you were just... I haven't felt an earthquake once. No, that's a lie. That's not true. We were in Palm Springs the last time we felt an earthquake. Felt that one. Mitra Jahari was sitting next to me and... Sandy Honig was there. Sandy Honig was there. We were stoned. And we were at the Tropicana eating dinner. Tropical, I'm sorry. Eating dinner. Full on earthquake. I was eating like my chicken piccata or whatever the fuck. And then I was like, Mitra Juhari is shaking her ass in this booth. What is going on? Which was unlike her. She usually just sits very still and eats. Very still and eats. And then we realized in the commotion at the restaurant that it was an earthquake. A loco motion. Loco motion.
Matt 4:12
Kylie was not at Coachella. She's everywhere else. She's everywhere else. It was the New York gay night last week, the Kylie Minogue concert. And I was going to try to go, but we were at work. I've seen her on accident 19 times in the last year.
Bowen Yang 4:27
And that's not to say it needs to be an accident for me to see Kylie Minogue. It just so happens everywhere I am, Kylie Minogue is. That's amazing.

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