"Vaginismus or: The Woman Is Fine" (w/ Catherine Cohen)

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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang 1h 25m 9 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Carrie Brownstein 0:00
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Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:04
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:05
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Carrie Brownstein 0:10
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Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:22
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle MacLachlan, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:34
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Jonas Knox 0:39
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:41
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jonas Knox 0:51
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout out to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Brennan 1:21
I'm Jake Brennan, and on my podcast, Disgraceland, I tell the stories behind music's biggest names, the moments that changed music history forever. Sonic Youth was cool, but was the band cooler than the couple on the cover of their album, Goo? Cool enough to escape the glare of the international paparazzi? Cool enough to escape murder? Disgraceland is part of the Exactly Right Network. Listen to new episodes every Tuesday, bonus episodes Thursday and rewinds on Sunday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Matt Rogers 1:56
Hey, everybody, it's Matt. And I just wanted to remind you that you have until September 20th to see Titanic on Broadway over at the St. James Theater. Please go get tickets now. Again, you have until September 20th. It's Titanic. It's incredible. You will love it. It's fun for the whole goddamn family. Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong.
Fernanda Echavarri 2:28
Las Culturistas calling.
Matt Rogers 2:29
Our guest has a new nickname for us, Bow. I'm so excited. Mr. Bow and Mr. Rowe.
What?
Matt Rogers 2:36
How long did it take? On the way here, I go, I was like, just getting so giddy thinking about seeing you both. And I go, I can't believe I'm going to see Mr. Bo and Mr. Ro. Like, it's everybody. And Miss Cow. And Miss Cow. She is doing her fantastic show at the Lucille Lortel Home of Legends. July 14th to September 5th. My new Off-Broadway moment. Everyone welcome Catherine Cohen. Mr. Co. Mr. Cole. Mr. Cole. Mr. Rowe. Yes. Off bro. Off bro. Yes. It's like stepping into a warm bath being in a CDA. Get bathed. And careful when you step in because you might slip and die. Well, I am greased up. I got a pedicure today. Wait, was that where you were? No, no, no. Sorry, I was like, wait till you hear where I just was. And you were like, it's somewhere I never expected I'd be.
Matt Rogers 3:27
And I'm like, no. I see you at the spa, actually. Where I just was, it sounds like I am a cartoon who made this up to come on a podcast. I was just being medically fingered on the Upper West Side to treat vaginismus. Can you define vaginismus? Vaginismus?
Chelsea Handler 3:46
That's a show. I know.
Matt Rogers 3:48
The New Hour is writing itself. Vaginismus is basically when your pussy has burnout and it starts hurting for no reason. No. Pussy has burnout for good reason? For no reason. Burnout. What do you mean? Your puss? Yeah. your pussy your pussy your pussy says tschüss which is bye in German totally your pussy says tschüss he's been learning German it's really good he knows so many of the words you know we're gonna go I'm going to Berlin you might join me I just wanna know the culture even though everyone there speaks English you gotta go to that naked spa yeah the one that's like a spaceship

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