Matt Rogers
Appearances
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. That must be a real difference between you being a friend of and then all of a sudden. So what does it feel like? So you start as let's walk through actually the beginning. So you hear that the Real Housewives are coming to Salt Lake City, I would imagine. And is it that you hear that they're doing auditions or that they're speaking to anyone in particular?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Because I know you've known Heather Gay, who is sort of the protagonist of the show for a very long time. Yeah. Talk about that origins of how this all happened.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Yes. That was still to this day, the Trixie Motel Palm Springs sequence of episodes is probably up there. One of the strongest. The best in Housewives history. I mean, it is. We thank God that you showed up to that trip.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
But I think Brittany could want more for herself across the board. Yes. Absolutely. Brittany could strive for more across the board.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
No, it's not.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
And with new performance features like intelligent all-wheel drive, the Kicks is more fun to drive than ever before.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Still, you gotta get through it, right? But what if there was a way to bring some fun into the slog? Well, say hello to Hello. Hello makes oral and personal care products that are just more friendly. They sprinkle a little sparkle into your mundane daily tasks. It's a little bit of everyday, yay. Do your kids love brushing their teeth? I'll answer for you, no.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
But hello, unicorn toothpaste just might change that. I mean, unicorns? Or can you imagine looking forward to putting on your deodorant? Well, imagine that deodorant has the incredible fragrance of coconuts. Pretty nice, right? And Hello products are made the right way. They're vegan and cruelty-free.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
With friendly options that give your family the power to pick what's best for them, everyone can get exactly what they need. Plus a little joy thrown in. That's what Hello is all about, making the mundane seem a little more magical. Visit www.hello-products.com slash toothpaste and let Hello add some everyday yay into your life. Oh, it's the holidays, and the spending is happening in droves.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Hey everybody, it's me, Matt Rogers, letting you know tickets are on sale now to see me on tour. The Prince of Christmas tour, that is. I'm doing my whole album, Have You Heard of Christmas, plus a lot more with the whole band all throughout December. Go to www.mattrogersofficial.com to see me in a city near you. And now, Lost Couch. Drums. Drums.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Lisa did.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
No, no, it's about you. It does relate to you, though, and I think that... And I do want to speak on Meredith for a second, because this has been like a... And I will say, Meredith is a friend of the show. We love Meredith. We are Angie fans, but we are also Meredith fans. And so I guess what we would like to see is ultimately... Well, it's kind of complicated, right?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Because we love watching you guys face off. It is always fun to watch you guys be adversarial with each other. But that being said, we do really love you both and want the best for you both. So I guess my question to you is, do you see the value in having a foe like that? And in that way, do you feel like she's your most, in a way, valuable relationship on the show?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
You're a great housewife. You're an incredible housewife. Thank you. You're the third housewife I've ever had on Lost Culturistas. You, Garcelle, and Dr. Wendy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Absolutely. Title of F is winning.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Can't think of a better way to end our year, Bow. This is the final episode of Las Culturistas 2024.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
And don't count them out.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Shout out to all teams. Tina Fey's team, Mariah Carey's team, Ariana Grande's team, Cynthia Erivo's team, Will Ferrell's team, and now the team. We actually saw a little bit of how the team is comprised when we got on the Zoom. You would not believe who was setting up the iPad. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
It's getting up there. It's getting up there. Definitely.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Right.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
In fact, 62% of Field members evolve their sexuality, interests, and desires within their first year on the app.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
No, and it had been in the past. I actually think if Salt Lake City had a weaker season, I would say it was the third season because it felt really bogged down in the Jen Shah darkness of it all. And I do want to ask about that situation.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Looking back on all of that, and I also, after this, I'll follow up with another question about how you see yourself in an edit because I always think that's fascinating. Yes. First, I wanted to ask, looking back on the Jen Shah of it all and what you all went through, what are the feelings about that in retrospect and also going forward and when it comes to Jen Shah?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
She's a 360 person. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Yeah. I mean, especially because, you know, with her out of the way. Yes. And also, not for nothing, but what's really interesting is how it seemed like when that broke in season two, that she was being arrested on camera and that it was going to be seen and that there was going to be the fallout from that. It kind of felt like, how could they top this?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
And then for the aftermath and someone tangentially involved or actually pretty directly involved with everything going on with her, Monica, to become like... The even more compelling, even more interesting thing the next season, I think just goes to show like it doesn't rely on any one person, not any single one of these shows do.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Salt Lake City is an ensemble and it is the environment and the community of people involved that make it interesting and compelling.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
I have to say the aesthetic that we are being greeted with in this Zoom is top notch. It speaks to my soul right now. Of course, I'm on the Prince of Christmas tour. Yes, I do want to acknowledge I am wearing my own merch. It is because it's the comfiest thing I own. Sorry, I made comfy merch, Bo. Don't apologize to me for it. I certainly won't. You have nothing to apologize for.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Yeah, and just to follow up on what I was saying, when it comes to seeing yourself edited into a reality TV character, that is something that I have always, A, not been able to wrap my head around in terms of agreeing to be on something like that. I feel like that would really scare me and be something I have a lot of respect for because you are giving...
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
a lot of your personal life, but they can only use not even 90% of it. They can only use 2% of it to get across to everyone who you are, what you're all about. And then the audience, the large audience can gauge your likability or lack thereof. So I guess my question to you is what is your experience in watching yourself as an edited character?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
I mean, it is Christmas time in Salt Lake City, clearly. And we are it's Christmas time in the Lost Gulch lore. I mean, this is this is like Christmas morning for me. This is I will feel much happier today than I do on Christmas morning. I'll tell you that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Your timing was great. I commented on the timing, I believe. And also, it being employed against Meredith, it made it work even more because she does, and I think she would own this, she does her ice queen thing. You know what I mean? She is a little bit of, and again, I say this with love for her, she is a little bit of an elitist who maybe would never do a prank like that or a stunt like that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
So for her to be on the receiving end of a stunt like that is funny because it's her.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
That's OK. Really? Not even later? Because that's something I wonder is it's like, are you guys low key when the cameras go down and you guys high fiving?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
It is funny that she does play this thing of like her husband is such a funny guy and such a goof.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
That's what Nissan did with the all-new, totally reimagined Kicks. The dynamic new exterior styling immediately announces that Nissan isn't messing around.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
And with new performance features like intelligent all-wheel drive, the Kicks is more fun to drive than ever before.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
We are seeing it. OK, so our guest today is a business owner, a hairstylist. And I think it's crazy. It's like a slow burning breakout star. I think that's one of the first ever slow burn, but also breakout stars. Yeah, we've seen it feels like an overnight sensation, but also it's been years in the making.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Drive the all-new reimagined Nissan Kicks today.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Still, you gotta get through it, right? But what if there was a way to bring some fun into the slog? Well, say hello to Hello. Hello makes oral and personal care products that are just more friendly. They sprinkle a little sparkle into your mundane daily tasks. It's a little bit of everyday yay. Do your kids love brushing their teeth? I'll answer for you, no.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
But hello, unicorn toothpaste just might change that. I mean, unicorns? Or can you imagine looking forward to putting on your deodorant? Well, imagine that deodorant has the incredible fragrance of coconuts. Pretty nice, right? And Hello products are made the right way. They're vegan and cruelty-free.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
With friendly options that give your family the power to pick what's best for them, everyone can get exactly what they need. Plus a little joy thrown in. That's what Hello is all about, making the mundane seem a little more magical. Visit www.hello-products.com slash toothpaste and let Hello add some everyday yay into your life. All right, I have a rant to go on right now
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
I'm speaking, of course, of the television series, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which Bo and I are on record as saying is television's current best show. And, you know, a lot of people are agreeing with us, including Andy Cohen himself, who I know this is his current pride and joy. So to have her is major.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Absolutely. Yeah. So, OK, let's ask you the question of this podcast, the central question, which is what was the culture that made you say culture was for you? We've talked a lot about like how you have gotten on the show and like, you know, growing up in Salt Lake. And I wonder if you can color in this final thing, which is what was the culture that made you say culture was for you?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Yes, okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
That's mine. That's mine. But I wish I was as in touch with that part of me as you are. To be honest with you, it's quite removed from me. But I'm inspired by how enthusiastic you are about your heritage.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Hello.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Well, it's an ensemble of women. You know what I mean? When there weren't many. And I think maybe that had something to do with it as well. Just seeing women interact with each other in a time when it felt like there wasn't much of that on television. And now we're so...
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
I mean, I think that one of the reasons why we enjoy the Housewives so much is because we love just watching these women interact. Even it's in conflict, in joy and all these things in real specific ways together. Yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
We're so thrilled to have you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
A great episode.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Oh, yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
How is Electra dealing with her parents being famous?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
What a barren taste she has.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
George Strait.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Yes. Darn drama, Meredith. Well, ah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Okay, so we have some background. So we were getting videos from Angie, including one from Greece. From the Acropolis. Can you talk about filming at the Acropolis and what happened there when you just went to go send in your video for the Culture Awards?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Oh my goodness. Camera's off in Greece.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
You told him I'm a pillar of the community, please. I'm a pillar, yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Yes. So now we will post the video. Finally, it is in vertical. So it's perfect for the talk and we're going to get it out there.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
No, we hope you never blow up. Stay unblown up. The world is constantly changing.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
That's what Nissan did with the all-new, totally reimagined Kicks. The dynamic new exterior styling immediately announces that Nissan isn't messing around.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
And with new performance features like intelligent all-wheel drive, the Kicks is more fun to drive than ever before.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Drive the all-new reimagined Nissan Kicks today.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Still, you gotta get through it, right? But what if there was a way to bring some fun into the slog? Well, say hello to Hello. Hello makes oral and personal care products that are just more friendly. They sprinkle a little sparkle into your mundane daily tasks It's a little bit everyday, yay. Do your kids love brushing their teeth? I'll answer for you, no.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
But hello, unicorn toothpaste just might change that. I mean, unicorns? Or can you imagine looking forward to putting on your deodorant? Well, imagine that deodorant has the incredible fragrance of coconuts. Pretty nice, right? And Hello products are made the right way. They're vegan and cruelty-free.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
With friendly options that give your family the power to pick what's best for them, everyone can get exactly what they need. Plus a little joy thrown in. That's what Hello is all about, making the mundane seem a little more magical. Visit www.hello-products.com slash toothpaste and let hello add some everyday yay into your life.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
Yeah. I mean, that was that was a phenomenal episode. It's crazy to think back because right now, high body count hair is kind of the meme of the moment. But this was the this was the sunglasses already of some turnover in your meme ability. Yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"High Body Count Episode" (w/ Angie Katsanevas)
We've all got a thing, okay? An obsession, maybe. For some of us, it's vintage fashion, our cars, anything we can collect. You're welcome. The best part is, on eBay, it doesn't matter what you're into. Maybe you're building a museum-worthy vinyl collection covering your wall's floor to ceiling in retro movie posters, or just can't stop thinking about antique ceramics. That 2 a.m.
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can't-get-it-out-of-your-head thing? It's on eBay. So go find what keeps you up at night. eBay. Things. People.
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So make sure you catch up and listen as hosts Austin Hankowitz and Janice Torres talk to small business owners about how they've grown and maintained their businesses and tackled the hurdles and challenges that come with being your own boss.
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But what we're going to do right now is we're going to blow up culture. This is our 60-second segment. It's called I Don't Think So, Honey. So this is basically a one-minute rant, Angie, where we take something apart that's bothering us in the culture or anything at large. Mine is not really pop culture specific, but it's something I've noticed in my travels on tour.
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And I got a shred on this one, Beau.
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I don't think so, honey. Thermostats in hotels. Why are they so complicated? All sorts of people go into a hotel. We need to dumb this down. How come I'm arguing and fighting with my thermostats in some of this hotel? I just want it to be warmer or I just want it to be colder. How come I'm pressing it up and it's arguing with me? I have not once been in a comfortable hotel this entire time.
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And I feel like I'm trying to pay for nice hotels to make myself have like a nice experience on the road. And I think honestly, the nicer the hotel, the more complicated the appliances
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and I'm like it is counterintuitive I am fighting with toilets I am fighting with thermostats can I also say a self flushing toilet thanks but no thanks some of these showers some of the I'm just trying to get hot water it's crazy it's like and I'm colorblind sometimes I can't tell the difference between a little red dash and a little blue dash I'm serious I need a big H and a big C
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Please, hotels, make this easier for me. I just want to live my life in a comfortable way. I can't. Seriously, a lot of times I don't even know how to turn televisions off, put lights on. I don't think so on any of these hotels and the appliance culture.
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So good.
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So is this can we ask like the high body count hair thing? You're obviously from the hair community. And by the way, this is another way that we connect because, you know, my mother is a hairdresser lifelong.
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Have you ever gone into a hotel and the TV is already on and you it's like doing like the hotel messaging and it's like, you know, playing its resort commercial or whatever it is. And you just can't figure out how to turn it off. Sometimes they hide the remotes on you. I swear. It's like you think you're going to hook yourself up with a nice hotel and it gets harder to exist in them. Absolutely.
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I don't want to get... It's the case for a Days In. It's the case for a Days In. Days In, give it to you straight. Low body count, but easy to stay in.
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Here we go. Well, honestly, I'm happy that they're in places where they know how to turn the heat on, because I'm telling you, it's been a struggle bus.
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No, absolutely. Oh, yeah, this is it's a podcast. So we've said way filthier than anything you could ever say, Andrew.
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Bowen is up right now. Okay, good.
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It's warming you up. Bowen, are you ready? Do you have something locked and loaded? I have something locked and loaded. All right. Well, this is Bowen Yang's final, I don't think so, honey, of 2024. And his time starts now.
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And that's one minute. I agree with you, Bowen. We got that one fabulous episode where I was really, Heather, especially like shredding on the slope. She's good. Are you, do you identify as a great skier?
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Of course. I'm scared too. I know I'll get hurt.
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What, during Sundance? When do you start filming?
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Angie, you're a lock. You're a lock. I'm literally texting Andy after every episode being like, this Salt Lake City is everything. And Angie, I said, have you ever been as blown away by a rise of a housewife? And he is ecstatic.
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Well, I can't say too much, but I think you're safe. I really do. I think he's very happy with all of you.
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Well, is this high body count hair? Does this count my my bleach?
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Yes, you are the 301 person.
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They might as well call you Gerard Butler. This is Sparta.
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This is Sparta. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Well, honestly. Yeah. So Bowen is going to be in Sundance. He has a movie coming out of Sundance, The Wedding Banquet. So are you a Sundance? Are you a Sundance person? Do you?
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Yes, I can. I can take that. I actually I'm actually proud to hold that mantle.
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I'm there.
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Okay. Is this the moment? This is the moment. We jinxed each other. So, Angie Kay.
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There's a line. You see the line.
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Of course. Where did it come from? Was high body count hair something you and the girls say in the salon? Or was that just something off the cuff?
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Honestly, perfection.
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Now you know what we go through every single episode. We've done hundreds and hundreds of these.
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No, it was perfect. It was perfect. Are you kidding me? We loved it. Honestly, this has been such a wonderful time getting to know you better one on one.
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And we are just like so taken with you on the show. And I am not lying. I mean, I think every Bravo holic out there, certainly us, knows that Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is where it's at. And you've been a huge reason why. So thanks for all that you share. And thank you for your time here today. This has been really fun.
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Well, let's all keep on living for more seasons of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It's coming. It airs on Wednesday evenings. So actually tonight, you guys, when this episode comes out, if you're listening today, there's a new episode tonight. And how many more episodes to the finale? Are we almost there? We must be.
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I would think so. I would think so. They're going to want to milk this for all it's worth. Well, this has been so much fun. And we end every episode with a song. Beau, what's our song that we want to end 2024 on? What's the song? Oh, let's see.
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What's a Greek song we should sing? What's the most famous Greek song? You take us out.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Okay. Who's a Greek American? Who's a Greek singer?
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Oh, yeah. Yes.
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Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Executive produced by Anna Hosnier and Hans Sani. Produced by Becca Ramos.
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And our music is by Henry Kapurski. Hey everybody, it's me, Matt Rogers, letting you know tickets are on sale now to see me on tour. The Prince of Christmas tour, that is. I'm doing my whole album, Have You Heard of Christmas, plus a lot more with the whole band all throughout December. Go to www.mattrogersofficial.com to see me in a city near you. The dating app fatigue is real.
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In fact, 62% of Field members evolve their sexuality, interests, and desires within their first year on the app.
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As part of this community, you'll quickly find that people regularly practice honesty and openness. See any field bio. Download fields. F-E-E-L-D.
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If Nissan reinvented the Kicks, you can reinvent yourself. Drive the all-new reimagined Nissan Kicks today. Available feature, Bose is a registered trademark of the Bose Corporation. Nissan Safety Shield technologies can prevent all collisions or warn in all situations. See owner's manual for important safety information.
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Yeah, hair eras.
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Eras tour, as it were.
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What do you think that is? Do you think it's been like within the last 10 years that's happened? Are you referring to the popularity of the show people roll through when they kind of want to see all the because there are there like landmarks now? I mean, yes. Places to spot if you are a Housewives fan in Salt Lake City.
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I think it does have a lot to do with it. You know, even like the soundtracking that comes in when it's like those crazy dings and dongs that happen when you see Salt Lake, it really sets the show apart. It really it feels like you're in a world when you're watching it.
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Well, say hello to Hello. Hello makes oral and personal care products that sprinkle a little sparkle into daily tasks. Some every day, yay! Kids that enjoy brushing their teeth, you savoring your deodorant? That's hello with delicious unicorn toothpaste and fantastic smelling coconut deodorant. And that's just the beginning.
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The infrastructure was not built for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City to bring all these people into town. So talk about lunatic fringe. I actually had when we saw this was the name. I didn't know this was a term. What what is this? Where did this come from?
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Do you film at Lunatic Fringe? Is there stuff that they could use?
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I'm already obsessed. Whenever I hear recording artist in my bio, I do laugh. It's not not true, but keep going.
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Hi. You know that you guys were sort of some of our favorite guests of the year. Our fan community. Did you guys have the let me say this heads?
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Let me say this heads. Okay. So we have the readers, the Katie's, the publicists, the finalists. You guys were a fan favorite episode. Yeah.
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Ariana. You guys sort of preceded Ariana and Cynthia. Wow. Which was really kind of wild.
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Okay, so this is what I did. So I had some time. I had about an hour before I got here. I watched the Hollywood Reporter Actress Roundtable, which just came out five hours ago. They have a great group this year. And can I say where the energy is in the Oscar race for Best Actress? This is where the energy is.
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You want to know why I learned that is because I interviewed her at Sundance one time and I said Demi Moore and the whole cast and Demi said, it's Demi. And I said, oh my God. Oh my God. But then I redeemed myself because I said, Demi, you are one of the most iconic criers in cinema history. And she actually cried right there for me to show me how iconic she was.
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And then months later, her autobiography came out and this was a line in her autobiography. At Sundance, a young journalist once called me the most iconic crier in cinema history. Whoa. I am a young journalist.
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And that's not even why I say the energy is with her. I say the energy is with her because... There is a glow around Demi. She was best dressed all of 2024. Yes, absolutely. Brad Goreski, you ate that. Every single look was serving regal movie star energy. And she always looked like a little weird, which I think spoke to the substance. Yes. She was amazing.
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Yes. And there's like a degree of reverence around her too from the rest of them.
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Which is saying a lot because she's in this Hollywood Reporter Roundtable. She's sitting two seats away from Angelina Jolie.
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She was not invited this year. So it was Tilda Swinton, Zoe Saldana, Angelina Jolie, Zendaya, who I love that they're trying to make it happen for Challengers. That would make me so happy.
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Mikey Madison, and... Oh, Saoirse? She was not invited.
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And to me, and to me, and that was it. So we liked it.
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Can I be honest? Yeah. In concept, I love In-N-Out lists, and then there's always one thing on every list that pisses me off. Like, someone literally had the audacity to say that on their Out list, Out was tipping culture. Oh! I was like, okay, what? Like, how are you going to say tipping culture is out? This is how service people make their money.
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How can that be on an out list? And then I was like, what's on your in list? And then I hated the person, even though I liked them two seconds ago. I was like, I agree, that's in. Same. Yes, queen slay. And then you see out tipping culture. I'm like, no, you're invalidated.
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We were just talking about this. In for 2025, New York City. But we got to get the Subways together.
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Walking in New York City. In is your local spots in New York City. So you don't have to go on the, I guess, ever increasingly hazardous subway. Yeah. I can't actually wrap my head around like some of the atrocities that have happened like in three days. It's crazy. So out is the subway.
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Well, listen, come up to the surface. Everyone's tipping good.
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What else do I have? Okay, I'm going to say this. In Taylor Swift's inner life, out Taylor Swift's public persona. I think we're going to see Taylor take a big break in 2025, and I think that's good. It's going to be good for her and good for everyone.
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And I think, I think, what else, what else, what else? In, strawberry. Out, vanilla.
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So, you know, I guess chocolate kind of exists like in a neutral space for me because it's always going to be there. You know what I'm saying? It's like chocolate is like here. Chocolate's not going anywhere. It's like chocolate chip cookie. It's like even if I like oatmeal raisin better, you can't argue with its place in the culture.
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Okay so this is actually a funny story. I get the audition and it's that thing of like if you're an actor you know this. You get an audition and you see like the caliber of talent involved and you're like oh I'm gonna be so mad at the person that books this. This rocks. I'll never get it. But also in your mind it's like two things happen.
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One I have no chance like that's the devil on your shoulder and then the angel on your shoulder is like this is what I win an Emmy for. I can already see me getting exalted on set. They're going to ask me to all do their next project. And I was like sort of in that mode with it because it was such a good role on this show that sounded really fun.
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And then I had to do the audition on Zoom in my studio apartment in Long Island City. I have the worst lighting in American history.
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They need to put this in the textbooks. It is actually like you cannot get a light source. And I was doing it on Zoom for LA. So it was like it was like noon for them and like three for me in the winter, which obviously meant pitch black out at nighttime.
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So I am doing the Zoom audition from my bathroom because that was where I could get the best lighting, that like horrible fluorescent, like linoleum ass environment. So I put the Zoom, the computer on my toilet, sat on a stool in front of my toilet and did this audition on Zoom with the creator of No Good Deed, Liz Feldman.
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And I had to call it out because also the sound is bad because you're falling in the bathroom.
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And they were like, are you in a, and I was like, bathroom. Yes. Hi, this is the only way I can make this work, et cetera. And like we did, this is a scene in the show where, spoiler alert, this is a scene in the show where I do a lot of cocaine. So like I'm like miming doing lines in my bathroom, like sniffing.
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And you just, you never feel more insane than when you're like putting yourself on tape on Zoom, just like acting out actions. Mm-hmm. But you just have to let it go. And so I did it. I somehow booked. And then I get there and they're like, okay, you're playing this real estate agent. I know nothing about how to sell apartments. I'm scared to even go look at them because I'm so pedestrian.
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I'm like, in my heart, I'm like always going to be like a poor 20 something New Yorker, like at UCB, like waiting tables, like trying to scrape enough money together to pay my like $800 in rent. Tipping culture. Literally, that's why.
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No, absolutely. Absolutely. And so like, you know, it's new for me to even like go like see like nice apartments to rent. So I don't know anything about like selling really nice ones.
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I'm not current on it, but this is another weird thing. Like I ended up randomly creating a friendship with Chrishell Stouse earlier in this year. We worked on something together. Heard, heard. And I was like, oh, she's a resource. So I literally asked Chris Shell for advice.
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And she goes to me, oh, she's like, okay, if you're ever improvising and you're on the phone, just be like, well, did they release contingencies? And I was like, talk dirty to me.
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Just like the way she was saying it. Like, true, truly, lesbian queen. By the way, I met Chrishell and G. G Flip. And together, fire. Fire.
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No, you might be into the show too, Peyton, because like, you know, Linda Cardellini.
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Kate moaning could bang me. I met her at the table read. I was like, okay. Like they sat us next to each other at the table read because we were both like guest stars. And I was like, it's so great to meet you. And she goes, it's so great to meet you.
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It just gives me the vibe. I thought this once when I met Jeff Goldblum. Again, I interviewed him at Sun. We were just talking about interviewing Demi Moore at Sun. Demi Moore at Sundance. I also met Jeff Goldblum. I got the vibe that that man would fuck a chair.
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I just got the vibe that like if you talk to him, you leave the conversation being like, I think I have a shot. Because it's very just like, oh, you know, like it's like it's very dropped in.
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Really? If anyone has an apartment, I'm like, yay, you did it. I can't look at the places I live and judge anyone. Let me tell you about my one bedroom in Hollywood. I remember going to see it when I first moved there and I was like, oh, it's available, I'll take it. Like that New Yorker mentality like I was saying earlier. Like, I can get one. They want me to move in, like, on the first.
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Let's do it. When you ring the doorbell, La Vie en Rose plays. For a long time. For a long time.
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Which is a really long time and I just kind of rushed it because it was humiliating. So I want you to know I moved in February 2020, March 2020. Let me tell you about the pandemic. It happened. It's hard. And then you're like ordering a lot of food. So everyone coming to the door just hears La Vie en Rose and it quickly became not charming.
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And I am still in that apartment with the ghost of Edith Piaf and like two ex-boyfriends, a dog that died, a lot of takeout. Like I need to leave. So I can't judge anyone's apartment.
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And then my studio here, like I said, has such bad lighting, I had to go on Zoom in my bathroom and audition. So it's like, no, I'm not judging people based on anything they have.
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we were just saying it's like I guess I'm you know what I'll say it right here oh my god imagine I say I'm moving to New York I like literally don't yeah I guess I'm still Bicostal I just want I want to level up in both cities but isn't that too much money I don't know you guys I'll figure it out one day Bicostal is too hard for me as a child of divorce I've already lived between two houses it triggers you yeah it does yeah it does as a former bisexual I actually think it's like totally fine and you can do it and there's an ego bit to it that's actually great so I'll just leave that
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I'm like, I've now done like bi-coastal too much. Like I could move into being bi-coastal curious again, but I should pick for a while. I should just be a New Yorker, AKA a lesbian or LA, AKA a gay man, which is how I will binary it.
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I guess I have to talk some final words of shit, huh?
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First of all, it's so funny because, like, when she said that, I was like, oh, haha, that's so funny. And then, like, it really does become real. Because there have been times when, I don't know if you guys do this, but, like, we have, like, a Reddit page that gets pretty active. And a couple times, like, they have gotten really...
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And I'll be like, oh, no, I feel like the need to like correct this. And then it's just like, well, wait, you do this podcast. You go on there. Not everyone is going to like what you say, but you have to stand 10 toes down. Stand on business, a.k.a. I don't think so, honey.
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Legally Blake (with Matt Rogers) | 34
No, but I want to be like that, though. I want the jester's privilege of saying whatever the fuck I want to say and not being responsible for it. But it is not true. That being said, I'll probably save my last throws, my last rites of passage in the shit talk space for the Oscar season. I'll probably say I hated a movie or two.
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Legally Blake (with Matt Rogers) | 34
Onora is one of the ones I liked. You know what I thought was boring as shit? Conclave.
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Legally Blake (with Matt Rogers) | 34
I would love to go shot for shot with them on Conclave.
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But also, I didn't really give it a fair shake because you want to know when I saw Conclave?
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Legally Blake (with Matt Rogers) | 34
I got halfway through Amelia Perez and I had to say, you know what? Not right now because I was on a plane. I'm watching Amelia Perez on the plane on my iPad and I was like, I don't want to dislike this as much as I think I do right now. I'm going to put it down and come back to it in a minute because I know I'll like it. I know I'll like it.
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I just couldn't be in like my, you know, 13C or whatever the hell. Oh my gosh.
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I want to watch it. You know, I should have probably gone to the theater. That's the thing about the Netflix ones is it's like you watch them and you're like, oh, that would have been even better in the theater. Though I did like Maria.
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Legally Blake (with Matt Rogers) | 34
No, I liked Maria. I was a fan of Maria. And I loved Angelina Jolie. And she really does sing opera in it.
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Yeah. You don't think that she's going to. But then I'm like, oh, that's really her making that sound. Like, you don't think of Angelina Jolie as a soprano. And by the way, neither did she, which I learned from her Hollywood Reporter roundtable.
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I'm so happy to be here. You guys are my faves.