"Yumming My Yuck" (w/ Carly Rae Jepsen)

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Previously titled “"Yumming My Yuck" w/ Carly Rae Jepsen” — renamed by the publisher on Sep 9, 2026

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang 1h 38m 5 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 13 hours ago
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Gemma Spake 0:00
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Self-care September is your reminder to slow down, check in with yourself, get off your phone, and maybe ask, why am I like this? I'm Gemma Speck, host of the Psychology of Your 20s podcast, and this month we're helping you make sense of the person that you are becoming, from setting boundaries and navigating friendships, to understanding anxiety, confidence, relationships, and attachment. Sometimes our biggest decisions, without us even realizing it, aren't driven by what we truly want, but by what will prevent us from feeling lonely or being alone. Listen to The Psychology of Your 20s on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown 0:46
So like by age 11 or so, at least 70% have a phone. I'm Dr. Joy, and this is Therapy for Black Girls. We spend our surviving middle school run getting into what's happening inside your kid's brain, their group chats, and their friendships, and what you can do about it. Your child is not doing this on purpose. That's the kind of perspective we've been pulling from the psychologists and psychiatrists who study this for a living. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Elizabeth Smart 1:15
I survived nine months in captivity, and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are The Survivor Files. Every week, I'm with survivors who lived through the unthinkable, abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced. These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to The Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Matt Rogers 1:47
Hey, you guys, so it's seconds into September, so you know what that means. It's Christmas, and I'm going back on the road. It's true. My tour this year is called This Time It's Really Christmas, and it might be on sale now. If it's September 9th, you can do that artist pre-sale, babe, and use the code RUMPUMPUM to get to the tour. And if it's September 10th, then just get on there and buy tickets because it's time, in the words of Mariah Carey. a Christmas icon if you haven't heard. This is my album. Yes, it's a real thing. Come see what Christmas is all about. At this time, it's really Christmas. Nationwide this December. Go to mattrodgersofficial.com for tickets. And by the way, I'm coming to Los Angeles, Seattle, San Francisco, Portland, Vancouver, Toronto, Chicago, Boston, D.C., and New York.
Matt Rogers 2:37
And London. That's November 18th. Okay, I think that's everything. God, Christmas is exhausting. I don't need a single speck of snow. Look, Matt. Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling. I'm beaming on my way walking here today.
Bowen Yang 3:03
For sure, for sure. Oh, but I did have a dark realization. What? About this cycle. This cycle? This cycle? We're not getting B-sides. It's because she gave
Matt Rogers 3:14
us Avalanche of
Bowen Yang 3:15
A-sides. Because the duality is inherent in the concept.
Matt Rogers 3:19
You don't know that yet. Whoa. You don't know that yet. This could become a quadruple album if
Bowen Yang 3:25
we're lucky. Day and night and... Twilight?
Matt Rogers 3:29
No.
Bowen Yang 3:30
No, no, no. Well, no. What is it called? Crepuscular? What
Matt Rogers 3:35
is it
Bowen Yang 3:36
called when the sun rises?
Matt Rogers 3:37
I was going to say crepuscular.
Bowen Yang 3:40
You know. You
Matt Rogers 3:42
don't have to look it up. You don't have to look it up.
Bowen Yang 3:46
You don't have to look
Unknown 3:49
it up. Dawn kind of gets folded right
Bowen Yang 3:50
into morning, don't we think? Or day, I should say. Anyway, okay. I just have to really... Let this out. Let it out. Matt text the pod group chat today. Anyone have Carly Rae vinyls at home that we can display?
Matt Rogers 4:06
I have a ton.
Bowen Yang 4:08
I said, oh, I've got, I said a fuck ton.
Matt Rogers 4:10
Yeah. He said a fuck ton. He cursed. Wow.
Bowen Yang 4:12
And I think four constitutes a fuck ton. I'm sorry. Four constitutes a fuck ton
Matt Rogers 4:16
to me. Well, they say two is a couple, three is a few, four is a fuckton, and five is several. And that's a real culture. That's real culture number 44. Two is a couple, three is a few, four is a fuckton, and five is several.

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