"Everything Feet" (w/ Gracie Abrams)

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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang 1h 39m 10 speakers 7 chapters transcribed 1 month ago

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What promos and guest introductions open the episode?

Carrie Brownstein 0:00

This is an iHeart Podcast.

Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:02

Guaranteed human. Hey, Portlandia fans.

Carrie Brownstein 0:05

Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:07

The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.

Carrie Brownstein 0:10

We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.

Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:22

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle MacLachlan, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

Carrie Brownstein 0:34

Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.

Kyle MacLachlan 0:39

Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.

Carrie Brownstein 0:41

I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Bowen Yang 0:51

What's up, fam?

Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:52

I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines.

Chelsea Handler 1:02

Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout out to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports.

Matt Rogers 1:14

Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Paul Pabst 1:21

Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Bowen Yang 1:53

Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness.

Matt Rogers 1:59

Wow.

Bowen Yang 2:00

Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. Why the pregnant pause? Oh, wait. Hold on. Podcasts are a visual medium. Matt and I, synergistic again. It kind of keeps happening. So I come in today and I think there's no way that Bowen is going to wear a pop culture icon on his shirt today like I am because I'm kind of giving my icon Mariah. And you walk in clad in Bruce Lee. Clad in it. And I have my thing with Bruce Lee, which is just someone who looms large. But I don't like, I'm finally going to come out as like a Bruce Lee stan. It's only in my bedroom, literally. You know that, I have that Italian poster. of... This is a queer narrative. This is a queer narrative. It just existed in your bedroom as a child, and now it's roaring to life in public.

Bowen Yang 2:47

Well, all these politicians out here saying, keep that in the bedroom to me directly. Yeah, and you finally defied them. Here I am. Look at this. I love this cut and color on you.

Gracie Abrams 2:58

Cut and color.

Bowen Yang 2:59

Similar to the cut and color on our guests. We got a lot of primary action happening in here. This is the day I meet my pen pal. This is like when you meet like... your pen pal from when you were young, but just adult version. I was gonna say like when you have like, because you know when you were little, did they ever give you a pen pal from like a far away school? Did your program ever do this? Yeah, I want to say once or twice. So when I moved from Canada, all the kids wrote little postcards for me. Oh, that's so sweet. And then I think the first week we moved to Colorado, I was like, Dad, where are the postcards? He was like, I can't find them. Shut the fuck up.

Gracie Abrams 3:35

Did you cry?

Bowen Yang 3:36

Of course. Still thinking about it all these years later. You could cry now if you feel like there's still some left in the tank. Our guests would support it. Oh, yeah. I haven't hydrated enough today. Well, I think... No, no, no.

Matt Rogers 3:49

Are you kidding me?

Bowen Yang 3:49

You want some of our guest's Arctic vibe, which, yes, is in a cup and looks sick like poison. This is why Celsius doesn't come in a clear container. Let's get into it. Let's really get into what we came here to talk about today, which is what Celsius looks like in a clear container. Certainly not the excellent third album. It's a step forward. It's the third album down. Which was tough to do because we were already pretty forward. 100%. I went to that concert.