Matt
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All the short guys were like, it's the short women. It was the short women they said. But it became like epidemic there for a while in LA.
All the short guys were like, it's the short women. It was the short women they said. But it became like epidemic there for a while in LA.
Send us clothes and maybe we'll figure it out. No, but yeah, no, the Grove. Wow. Imagine cruising at the Grove. It happens. One time I saw my favorite porn star at the Grove. Should I say who it is? No. His name is Chris Damned. He's great. Chris Damned? Yeah. Fun.
Send us clothes and maybe we'll figure it out. No, but yeah, no, the Grove. Wow. Imagine cruising at the Grove. It happens. One time I saw my favorite porn star at the Grove. Should I say who it is? No. His name is Chris Damned. He's great. Chris Damned? Yeah. Fun.
But he's not like demonic. He's like quite lovely. I love it. But by the way, a lot of people are my favorites. I don't have one favorite. At the time, I was gagged because there he was at the Grove. Yeah.
But he's not like demonic. He's like quite lovely. I love it. But by the way, a lot of people are my favorites. I don't have one favorite. At the time, I was gagged because there he was at the Grove. Yeah.
We're a star.
We're a star.
Oh my God, it might be time.
Oh my God, it might be time.
For I Don't Think So, Honey. And I was sort of going back and forth about what I was going to do. I guess I'll do this. Okay. Because we also had a caffeine conversation before getting on. Yeah, okay, I'll do this. So this is I Don't Think So Honey. It's our one-minute segment where we take 60 seconds, a.k.a. one minute, if you really think about it, to rip something apart in culture.
For I Don't Think So, Honey. And I was sort of going back and forth about what I was going to do. I guess I'll do this. Okay. Because we also had a caffeine conversation before getting on. Yeah, okay, I'll do this. So this is I Don't Think So Honey. It's our one-minute segment where we take 60 seconds, a.k.a. one minute, if you really think about it, to rip something apart in culture.
I Don't Think So Honey, that coffee gives you coffee breath. That sucks. We need to figure it out. Like actually wake up in the morning and become that person where I open my eyes and I need caffeine. I don't think so, honey, that it's going to change anytime soon. Our guest is off caffeine and I feel like I'm inspired by that. But it's just another one of my strange addictions.
I Don't Think So Honey, that coffee gives you coffee breath. That sucks. We need to figure it out. Like actually wake up in the morning and become that person where I open my eyes and I need caffeine. I don't think so, honey, that it's going to change anytime soon. Our guest is off caffeine and I feel like I'm inspired by that. But it's just another one of my strange addictions.
I now wake up in the morning and also now I have relationships at the coffee shops. Those are my girls. I have my girls in LA and I have my girls in New York. And I just realized in this moment, I'm leaving my apartment in LA and I'm leaving my girls. That's really hard.
I now wake up in the morning and also now I have relationships at the coffee shops. Those are my girls. I have my girls in LA and I have my girls in New York. And I just realized in this moment, I'm leaving my apartment in LA and I'm leaving my girls. That's really hard.
But back to what I was there. So sweet. Fernanda. She also stands Lana Del Rey.
But back to what I was there. So sweet. Fernanda. She also stands Lana Del Rey.
And like literally when I said I was going to Coachella, she goes, I love Lana. She did this. And so she's an icon. But listen, the thing about coffee is it gives you coffee breath, which is so bad for kissing, speaking, breathing, et cetera, and more. And I just want to figure out a way to get my fix of caffeine and not have coffee breath, I guess. Here it is. Diet Coke, Celsius, et cetera.
And like literally when I said I was going to Coachella, she goes, I love Lana. She did this. And so she's an icon. But listen, the thing about coffee is it gives you coffee breath, which is so bad for kissing, speaking, breathing, et cetera, and more. And I just want to figure out a way to get my fix of caffeine and not have coffee breath, I guess. Here it is. Diet Coke, Celsius, et cetera.