Matt
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And he just pulls right out and drives away. I'm like, where are you going, bud? And then I get in my car, and I chase him down. And I was like, dude, pull over, man. Pull over. And he was like... And then I pulled over, and he knew exactly what he did. That's why he pulled over. And he pulled over, and he was like, what? And I was like...
oh uh you know you just hit my car about 60 seconds ago he was like oh it probably didn't do anything i was like well maybe not let's find out and then it didn't he was so mad like cursing at me i was like dude you're the one that hit my car he's like it's the car wash's fault i was like like okay well you say it didn't it dented it no it didn't do anything to my car but he just kept blaming it on the car wash i was like come on man
oh uh you know you just hit my car about 60 seconds ago he was like oh it probably didn't do anything i was like well maybe not let's find out and then it didn't he was so mad like cursing at me i was like dude you're the one that hit my car he's like it's the car wash's fault i was like like okay well you say it didn't it dented it no it didn't do anything to my car but he just kept blaming it on the car wash i was like come on man
oh uh you know you just hit my car about 60 seconds ago he was like oh it probably didn't do anything i was like well maybe not let's find out and then it didn't he was so mad like cursing at me i was like dude you're the one that hit my car he's like it's the car wash's fault i was like like okay well you say it didn't it dented it no it didn't do anything to my car but he just kept blaming it on the car wash i was like come on man
No, the one thing that I found out... about being a teenager. And it sounds stupid, but if you tell your parents the truth, you just get in way less trouble. No, no, no. Way less. I mean, way less. Way, way, way. I don't care if you killed someone. Not only way less trouble. You get to do way more things. Yes. Because I don't know why I never understood that until like literally like a year ago.
No, the one thing that I found out... about being a teenager. And it sounds stupid, but if you tell your parents the truth, you just get in way less trouble. No, no, no. Way less. I mean, way less. Way, way, way. I don't care if you killed someone. Not only way less trouble. You get to do way more things. Yes. Because I don't know why I never understood that until like literally like a year ago.
No, the one thing that I found out... about being a teenager. And it sounds stupid, but if you tell your parents the truth, you just get in way less trouble. No, no, no. Way less. I mean, way less. Way, way, way. I don't care if you killed someone. Not only way less trouble. You get to do way more things. Yes. Because I don't know why I never understood that until like literally like a year ago.
Okay, fine. I'll tell the story. I think I've told this one on here.
Okay, fine. I'll tell the story. I think I've told this one on here.
Okay, fine. I'll tell the story. I think I've told this one on here.
Yeah, the Missouri story where I fell asleep at the wheel. Yeah, but did you tell them what you did to Dad? The lie?
Yeah, the Missouri story where I fell asleep at the wheel. Yeah, but did you tell them what you did to Dad? The lie?
Yeah, the Missouri story where I fell asleep at the wheel. Yeah, but did you tell them what you did to Dad? The lie?
I took the car. Mom and Dad are out of town. I took the car to Missouri. I live in Oklahoma, by the way.