I Was In An Accident!
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What happened during Harper's first accident?
I pulled into the corner bakery, and then I bumped a car.
You hit another car? On your first day of driving?
Yes. Are you freaking out? Yes, because the next thing that happened was I pulled out of the shops, and I go into the oncoming traffic lane where the cars are coming in. Yesterday, at like 5, my mom gives a text on Facebook saying, your daughter crashed into my car. I need your insurance, like immediately.
We're going to be dissecting frogs today, and Kate's going to be dissecting it. What are you doing, Kate? He keeps moving. welcome back to another episode guys today we're going to be talking about a very serious topic very serious which is what this is a topic that people avoid in school teachers students and all what what this is a topic that is very uncomfortable puberty dissecting frogs that is what we're going to be doing today are you kidding me i'm a vegetarian and kate's going to be dissecting it in your mouth
No, it's actually... Are you ready?
Are you ready to dissect the frog?
Sure.
I'm going to be eating it.
Inside this hat.
My hat?
That's the only way we could catch it. We caught it very quickly. All right. The frog is already dead, so no need there. You just have to dissect it.
Why would you do that? In the snow hat?
Yeah, inside the hat.
Dude, that's literally what Huda Beauty sent us.
No, there's not a frog in there.
There is. Okay.
I bet it's a mouse.
What are you doing? Go grab the hat. What are you doing? Kate.
Okay. What's in it? He's a frog.
What are you talking about? It's a dead frog. It can't hurt you no more. He keeps moving.
I can see it. No, he's not moving.
How do the hosts feel about dissecting frogs?
He's little. He's only like this big. Let me see him. Come on, Kate. Yeah, there's no frog.
What's in it? Hey, can I have my hat?
There's no frog.
I was looking for the dissecting. No, that's my hat. No, it's not. It's mine. It was in my PR box.
Ma'am, I don't think you should say that's your hat. That would be bad.
I stole the hat. Well, now that they're done trying to scare me because they like making me cry because they know that every time I collide, you got... Every time I cry, you guys click on it. So they try to make me cry every episode now.
So stop clicking on it. I think that actually is a good topic. Everybody comment down below if we should actually dissect a frog. No.
One time I dissected a quail, which is a type of bird. What the? You dissected a quail? I don't think we needed the definition of a type of bird. In eighth grade science class, we were dissecting quails. And my quail had a full tummy when it died. oh we like cut into it and its stomach literally exploded it was so bad exploded it like literally like shot food out of us and we were the only group there was like what you dissected a cat oh my gosh that happened okay that's crazy that's like dissecting a dog usually science teachers have like baby pigs or frogs or frogs i'll tell you that that's like literally dissecting someone's puppy I'll tell you what, I almost dissected someone's cat this morning. I was driving and the cat ran across the road. If it weren't for my quick reflexes while driving, that's not a dissection, that's mutilation.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. We got some. What did you just do?
He just spilled it everywhere.
It's so weird. Ew. What a fatty.
dude i can't believe that y'all got um storage units i know that's so cool storage units you mean shelving unfortunately no more tv yeah our tv used to be there and that's why i played video games and i came up here today i came up here today some people were cleaning it out and i was like whoa whoa whoa what's going on here they're like kate told us to move everything so there goes my gaming setup just like that
I don't think y'all understand the joy I had when I saw No More TV. Because that means they don't get to play video games right outside my bedroom door anymore. So I can go to sleep.
That's it. I'm taking y'all's books away.
Dude, let me tell you something. That's fine. I have a phone for audio books. Last night, I was so tired I went to bed at 8. That's crazy. Past my bedtime. That sounds so exciting. Why did I just do that? Okay, well... What did you do this weekend?
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