Kate
Appearances
Fresh Air
A Story Of Shipwreck, Mutiny And Murder
Thank you. So nicely said, honey. Even though soulmates aren't a real thing. What? How can you say that? Of course soulmates are real. You really believe there's one person, for every person on earth, there's one person in the whole earth that they're supposed to be with, and then that person also happens to be in the same dorm at college?
Fresh Air
A Story Of Shipwreck, Mutiny And Murder
I love you so much, but we're not lucky. We're dedicated. Romantic love fades.
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A Story Of Shipwreck, Mutiny And Murder
What is he doing? He's changing his entire personality for his 30-year-old girlfriend. He's being such a zealot.
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A Story Of Shipwreck, Mutiny And Murder
Why can't he have his midlife crisis at home? Why does he have to bring it on my vacation?
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A Day of Happy Memories
You could taste the love and care the chefs put into the ingredients. Kate didn't leave a single scrap of food on her plate. She ate every last morsel. Kate's mother looked at her clean plate and smiled. Did Kate want dessert? Kate hatte ihr Lieblings-Vanilla-Ice-Cream mit Sprinkles auf dem Topf. Aber das wirklich besondere Teil kam am Ende der Mahlzeit.
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Der Bill kam immer in eine Kokosnussbowl, mit multikolorierten Jellybeans. Kate war so voll, als sie kam. Sie fragte ihre Mutter, ob sie sie später retten könnte. She scooped them up and put them in one of the pockets on her princess dress. With her belly full and the jelly beans clinking in her pocket, Kate had walked home holding her mum's hand. Life didn't get much better than that.
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Kate, still lying in her massive bed, smiled at the memories That's it then. She'd get dressed and walk to the cafe. She'd never taken anyone else there. It was her own special secret. It's important to keep some things just for yourself, she thought. It was a warm summer's day outside.
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As Kate stepped onto Florence Road, she breathed in the smell of the blossoms on her giant blue mophead hydrangea bush. The flowers were huge and formed heads as big as a football. She and Joe had planted it together when they first moved here. They had seen many homes, but as soon as they turned onto this street, they'd felt at home.
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They couldn't put their finger on what made Florence Road so special. It was more of a feeling. A peaceful, safe feeling. Of being exactly where they were meant to be. Kate drückte ihre Tür öffnen und stieg auf den Boden. Die Tür kreischte, als sie hinter ihr schlug, und sie machte eine mentale Note, um etwas Öl dafür zu holen. Sie genießte es, kleine Arbeiten über das Haus zu machen.
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Sie wollte ihre Heimat kümmern und es so wunderschön wie möglich halten. Sie hoffte, sie und Joe würden hier zusammenleben für den Rest ihrer Tage. Sie schlug nach links und führte auf die Straße. Sie passierte durch ihre Nachbars Wälder und sah, dass sie ihren Sonntagmorgen im Inneren genießen. Sie kam auf den Boden der Straße und führte Richtung Park.
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Kate's childhood home had been on the other side of the park, so the walkthrough was familiar to her. The sun shone through the trees, casting a dappled light onto the paths and grass. Birds tweeted and sang morning songs from the branches above. There were lots of dog walkers out and about this morning. Happy, furry faces bounded past Kate. Chasing after a ball or a stick.
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Or towards a group of pigeons who always flew away just in time. Kate noticed a couple of familiar figures in the distance over to her left. Her Neighbor Nick and his brown Labrador Juno were off on their morning walk. Kate waved, not sure if Nick would recognize her from such a distance. He did, though, and waved happily back, before following Juno off into the trees.
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Kate soon came to the edge of the park She exited through a side gate and walked on towards her destination. She felt a flutter of excitement as she rounded a corner and finally spotted the cafe's green doors and brightly colored walls. Just as she remembered, there were the pictures of jungle animals and plants creeping up the building. And the window boxes full of lavender.
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Kate stopped and bent a little to smell them. Their beautiful scent filled her nostrils as she inhaled deeply. The smell of lavender reminded her of being a child. Her Mother would place small bunches of lavender under Kate's pillow to help her sleep. She would often drift off to the land of Nod, dreaming of fields full of the purple plant.
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Kate pushed open one of the green doors and heard the familiar tinkle coming from above. The same old-fashioned counter stretched out in front of her. The classic music and film posters were still covering the back wall. And children's drawings were still spread all over the wall on the left. Nothing had changed. The cafe was like its own time capsule.
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The wellies full of crayons were still in the same spot, over by the counter. The only thing that was different were the waitstaff. One of them greeted Kate warmly. Kate asked for a table for one, and the waitress smiled and told her to take her pick. The café was quiet this Sunday morning, so Kate could sit wherever she pleased.
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She looked around for a moment, before choosing the table she had set up all those years ago with her mother. The waitress brought her a menu. These were the same two, and asked if she would like a drink in the meantime. Kate thought for a moment. She asked if they still did hot chocolate specials. The waitress smiled and nodded, before leaving Kate to peruse the menu.
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Kate read the whole thing, seeing the familiar staples she remembered her parents and brother and sister ordering from their visits as children. She saw her old favorite, bangers and mash, but decided it was too warm a day for such a wintry meal. She decided on the Mediterranean breakfast, her mum's favourite. The waitress returned holding a mug of hot chocolate.
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Kate saw the whipped cream and sprinkles on top and laughed. She thought it silly for a moment, a woman her age having such a childish drink. But then she thought, Why must we stop allowing ourselves the things we love and enjoy, simply because of our age? Her love of sweet things had never gone away. Why shouldn't she have a special hot chocolate?
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She thanked the waitress and ordered her breakfast. She stuck a spoon into her beverage and, to her delight... sah, dass die Mini-Mushmallows auch da waren, in dem heißen Wasser. Während sie aufhörte, es zu kühlen und für ihr Frühstück zu kommen, stand sie und ging über die Wand auf der linken Seite, um alle Kinder-Drohungen zu schauen. Ihre Augen scannen über die Hunderten von Bildern,
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Images of dogs and cats, of houses and families, of robots and aliens. She smiled at the images, the inventive creations and special individuality of each child's imagination. Finally, her eyes rested on a drawing. It depicted a grown-up woman who wore a beautiful gown of pinks and blues and red converses on her feet.
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Her hair was big, her smile was wide and she was so tall she towered above trees that had been drawn next to her. There were sparks and stars emanating from the woman. There was something magical about her. Kate's eyes were drawn to the bottom right hand corner of the piece of paper. The artist had signed it. Kate, aged seven. She smiled. She'd drawn it on her seventh birthday.
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I couldn't believe it was still there up on the wall. What a special place. She returned to her seat and sipped her hot chocolate. It was now the perfect temperature. The marshmallows had begun to melt and the whipped cream, which had sunk into the liquid, had made the chocolate even sweeter and smoother. Delicious.
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Her breakfast soon arrived, and as she ate, she watched the world going by on the other side of the window. She could sit here all day, just people watching. She looked on as the lady in the flower shop opposite welcomed customers and presented them with beautiful bouquets and plants. Each of her customers left happier than they had entered.
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She watched people with equipment on their way to play sports in the park. She saw people rushing. People taking their time. People sitting outside their shop fronts, enjoying the sun. She saw people with big dogs, with small dogs. She saw a cat sneaking across the walls and balconies above. Kate finished her breakfast and relaxed back in her chair.
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Her stomach was full and she felt a happy glow coming from within. She was so glad she decided to come here this morning and treat herself. It wasn't often she got the chance to do things for herself or even to do things alone. So this was really special. She couldn't have spent her morning anywhere better. She checked her watch and knew it was time to be getting on.
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She wanted everything to be perfect for Joe when he returned with the kids later. She thanked the waitress and exited back out onto the street. She headed towards the shops, pulling a shopping list from her pocket. Kate besuchte die Gründer für ihre Gemüse, die Bütter für ihr Fleisch und den Blumenmarkt, den sie früher gesehen hatte, für ihre Dekorationen.
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Verpackt mit Dingen, ging sie zurück durch den Park nach ihrem Haus. Sie konnte nicht warten, alles bereit zu machen. Sie liebte es, Joe's Lieblingsstücke für ihn zusammenzubringen. Like her, he rarely treated himself, even on his own birthday. He always made such a fuss over Kate on her birthday. So today it was his turn. Even if she had sneaked in a secret morning treat for herself.
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She was soon back on Florence Road, pushing open her squeaky gate and entering her quiet house. She stood for a moment, appreciating the peacefulness of it. Her mind couldn't help but wonder and she felt a pang in her heart. She couldn't wait to have Joe and the girls back. She did miss them. Kate set up her ingredients in the kitchen and got to work She chopped and boiled potatoes for the tapas.
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She sliced sausage and tomatoes. She cleaned the peppers. She chopped onions and garlic, herbs and spices. She added them to oil and tomatoes to make sauces and fried half of the potatoes to make the patatas bravas. She placed the other half into a pan full of whisked eggs for the tortilla. Once everything was done, or in the oven cooking slowly, she went upstairs to wrap Joe's presents.
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Each time she'd asked him what he would like, he'd given her the same answer. Nothing. So she'd gotten him things she knew he'd enjoyed. There were fresh new tools for pottering around in the garden, his favorite thing to do on the weekends. She'd gotten him a book on cultivating fresh produce in small spaces. And she'd written him a lovely message inside a handmade card.
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She wrapped everything in brown paper and tied each package. Sie hat den Tisch mit einem weißen Linien-Tabellack gesetzt und die Blumen, die sie früher gekauft hat, waren in einem Vase im Mittelpunkt. Sie hat zwei Ballons aufgezogen und sie hat sie an die Rückseite von Joes Stuhl gesteckt. Das war etwas, was seine Mutter für ihn als Kind gemacht hat und sie wusste, dass es ihn lacht.
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As she checked the time and began to place the food into classic ceramic dishes, she heard noises from outside. The gate squeaked and soon a key was turning in the lock. Beaming, Kate welcomed her family home. Her two girls rushed over to give her tight bear hugs before letting their dad hold her closely. It was as if they'd all been apart for weeks rather than just one night.
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Kate wished her Joe a happy birthday and led them all through to the dining room. A veritable feast awaited them. They all dug in as Joe and the girls told Kate all about their morning in the countryside and the journey home. The food was delicious. Everyone had second, third and fourth helpings. The patatas bravas were Kate's personal favorite.
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She loved the hint of spice in the sauce she had smothered them in. Joe and Kate had bonded over their love of food when they first met, all those years ago. It was a wonderful way to express their love for each other. What could be better than having your favorite meal cooked for you by your favorite person?
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As they finished, Kate promised they could leave the washing up until the morning and they headed into the living room to give Joe his gifts. He unwrapped each one carefully and took his time exploring and thanking Kate and the girls for all of them. He had had the perfect birthday. And this was the perfect end to it. Just him and his three girls.
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The four of them sat on the sofa together and decided to watch a movie. Jo's choice. As they snuggled under the same blanket, Kate smiled to herself, looking over her family. How lucky she had gotten She couldn't think of anywhere she'd rather be. That warm glow from earlier had tripled.
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Kate, lying in her extra large king-size bed, blinked as she woke up. She felt like she'd been sleeping for weeks. She checked the time on her alarm clock. It was half seven in the morning. She smiled, relieved. Sie fühlte sich so entspannt, dass sie sicher war, dass sie sich verletzt hat. Aber nein, sie war auf dem perfekten Zeitpunkt.
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Sie schlug sich über die Seite ihres Partneres Joe aufs Bett. Es war leer und sie erinnerte sich bald darauf, warum. Sie, Joe und ihre zwei Mädchen haben eine Woche mit Joes Eltern in ihrem Haus in Norfolk, auf der Ostküste Englands, verbracht. Kate ist am Morgen nach Hause gekommen, um die Dinge bereit zu machen für Joes spezifisches Geburtstagsessen heute Abend.
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Ihre Mädchen, Thea und Ruth, waren fünf und sieben Jahre alt. They absolutely adored their grandparents and going to visit them in Norfolk. They loved visiting the sandy beaches and swimming in the sea. They loved exploring the dunes and the quaint village street full of ice cream parlors and little museums. They had wanted to stay an extra night.
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And Kate and Joe had agreed that Kate would go home ahead of them. Joe didn't like to make a fuss when it came to his birthday. He preferred to keep the celebration small and intimate. No big parties or halls full of people. He didn't enjoy the attention being on him. He just liked to be around the ones he loved. Kate streckte sich und genoss das Gefühl, das Bett für sich selbst zu haben.
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Eine extra große, reiches Bett zu bekommen, war ein Geschenk, das sie sich gebeten haben. Und es war sicherlich wertvoll. Die luxuriöse Mattrasse scheint für Meilen zu verbreiten. They'd enjoyed plenty of Sunday mornings, all four of them, lazing around on it, reading, chatting or watching movies. Kate thought about what she needed to get done today before Joe and the kids got back later on.
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She was going to make Jo's favorite meal, a variety of Spanish tapas dishes, tortilla, patatas bravas and more. She needed to buy all the ingredients, prepare them, wrap Jo's gifts and decorate the kitchen and hallway. The street outside her bedroom window was peaceful as always. The odd person could be heard passing by, their footsteps clip-cropping away on the concrete.
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But apart from that, it was quiet and still. Birdsong came from the nature reserve that sat on the other side of the house. Sie verbinden sich mit dem Ende ihres Gartens und alle vier von ihnen genießen die Wildnis, die sie brachten. Butterflys, Frogs, Squirrels und all kinds of birds. Sie hatten letztens ein paar Bird Feeders bekommen, damit sie die Birds nahe sehen konnten.
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Joe and the kids wouldn't be back until later. Kate thought about what she would do with this morning that she had to herself. Maybe go for a walk? Maybe sit and read in the park? And then an idea popped into her head. She would go to her favorite café. She'd first gone to this particular café as a little girl. On her seventh birthday, her mum had let her take the day off from school.
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She'd never done that before. Kate's older sister and brother had had to go to school as usual, while she got to stay at home with her mum. She'd waved goodbye to her siblings from the front door, still in her pyjamas. Sie hat Eis und Waffeln für den Frühstück gegessen. Sie hatte die Möglichkeit, ihr Lieblingskostüm als echte Kleidung zu tragen.
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Sie hat einen blauen Prinzessensitz gekauft und es mit ihren neuen roten Konversen geworfen. Sie hat nie besser ausgesehen. Dann hatte ihre Mutter gesagt, dass sie zusammen nach dem Abendessen gehen würde. They'd walked down the street and through the park. Kate had felt so special, knowing all of her classmates were probably doing reading or number work right now.
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While she got to walk around dressed like a princess. They'd walked up the high street until the café came into view. Kate had squeezed her mum's hand. This café was her favorite place ever. And they only got to go there on special occasions. The café could be seen from a mile away, due to the brightly colored paintings all over the exterior.
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It had images of animals and plants from the jungle creeping up all sides. The doors were painted a vivid green and window boxes were filled with plants. You couldn't help but smile when you saw the place. Kate had pushed open one of the green doors, a tinkling sound coming from above. Inside, a long, old-fashioned counter ran along the middle of the space
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mit Tabeln und Schuhen, die den Rest davon füllen. Es gab alte Musik- und Filmposter über der Rückwälder. Und auf der linken Seite war die Wälder komplett gefüllt mit Schriftstücken, die von Kindern gemacht wurden. Das Café hatte eine wundervolle Tradition, alle Kinder, die besucht wurden, mit Crayons in einem sauberen Wellenboot und Papier zu bieten.
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Dann, am Ende ihrer Mahlzeit, würden ihre Drehungen auf die Wand gelegt werden und dort würden sie für immer bleiben. Einer der Wartende grüßte Kate und ihre Mutter. Er hat ihnen eine Tafel am Fenster geschenkt, die beste Tafel im Haus. Kate climbed up onto a chair as the waiter placed down a red welly boot full of crayons with sheets of plain paper.
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Kate's mum told the waiter that it was her seventh birthday and he'd asked if Kate would like a special birthday drink. She had of course said yes. The waiter was soon back, holding a mug of delicious hot chocolate, covered in whipped cream, with sprinkles over the top. Kate's face had lit up, a huge grin spreading from ear to ear.
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As she dipped a spoon into the warm, milky drink, she discovered yet another surprise. The hot chocolate was full of little marshmallows. Her favorite. Her mom asked her what she'd like to eat for lunch. Kate had fancied a classic. Bangers and mash with loads of ketchup on the side. Kate's mom would have their famous Mediterranean breakfast. The food at the café was always delicious.
Knock Once For Yes
The Gory Hand of Glory & The Swashbuckling Ghost
If you can hear me, knock once for yes.
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The Gory Hand of Glory & The Swashbuckling Ghost
Hi, guys. I hope this finds you well in the spooky season that we are now in. I love it. I've experienced many things like yourselves, but this one I wanted to share with you. This happened in New Zealand when I lived in New Zealand a good 15 years ago now. So I hadn't been there very long and I moved into a villa with some friends.
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In fact, I think it was literally the first few weeks I was there. And we had a normal evening at home after work and dinner and I went to bed. And then I woke up in the night. Well, I thought I woke up, but I was actually in a dream. But it was really real. I can't really explain how it worked. So basically I was asleep. And then...
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I heard this voice saying, it's Sally, it's Sally, my name's Sally, it's Sally here, it's Sally, my name's Sally, over and over and over again. And in this dreamlike state, there was a woman towards my left periphery and she was going really small into the background, if you think like behind my head, and then she was coming in really strong and really fast.
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physically near my face on the left side by my by my head and then she kept going away and as she was going sort of back and forth in my mind it was a bit like stranger things when they're that big bubble there was nothing else around and as she was moving backwards and then forwards close to me she was like in tandem with her it's sally it's sally it's me is it it's sally i'm here it's sally my name's sally
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And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was thinking, I don't know anyone called Sally. We've got no Sally in our family. I don't have a friend who's called Sally. And I didn't recognise this woman, and I could clearly see what she looked like. So sort of laying there in this sort of dream-like... I mean, I was asleep, but I felt I was awake because it was so real and so specific with the name.
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And then all of a sudden... there was a scene and it felt like I was looking in on the scene of my friend Bill and children playing in the forest. Now, I know it wasn't just any forest because it's the exact place where I was looking in on him playing with children is a place in the forest where we live, which is Epping Forest in Essex. And I recognised the exact same spot.
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So I was like, oh, that's a local, you know, area where, you know, I played as a child and, you know, I take my child there. So I was watching this scene of my friend Belle playing with children and that scene sort of dissipated and vanished and it was back to Sally again.
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Now, I don't really, I can't remember how it ended, but I do remember that I went to sleep and I remember thinking in my head, like, I can't help you, I don't know what this means. And I woke up in the morning and And I remembered everything, and I was really eager to tell one of my housemates, Jo. So I told her everything, and then I was like, OK, I've got to contact Bill.
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So I emailed Bill in the morning, and obviously because of the time difference, I didn't hear from him until the evening. I explained what had happened, and he said, my sister is called Sally. And I knew... I never met Sally. I'd never seen a photo of her either, but I knew she had passed away. And so he said... What does she look like?
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And I explained, you know, from this visit, visitation dream or whatever you want to call it, what she looked like. And I said, please, can you send a photo? Bill's a really good friend of mine. And he sent me a photo. And let me tell you, when I opened up the email, I was literally aghast. I was so shocked. It was her. She had a blonde fringe and like a shoulder length, very straight cut hair.
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She had really big, high cheekbones. And it was her. I said, that's the woman in the dream. That's the woman who was showing me. And then obviously I relayed the story to my friend Bill. So we came together and the conclusion that we came together with was that these children were Sally's children. And I feel that she used me...
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I don't know why it was years and years later when I was living in New Zealand, but hey, these things happen like this. I feel she contacted me to show me of the picture, the vision of my friend Bill playing with her children in the forest, because Bill obviously looked after the children from time to time, obviously, because she had passed away.
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And I believe that she had used me to tell me, to tell Bill that she could still, she could see them playing. She was still around. Because it was so powerful and profound and we were both so comforted by that and I felt so immensely... I'm more than happy. I was elated that I could pass this on.
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You know, that Sally was able to contact me to tell her brother that she was in the forest when they were playing, that she was near and she could see them. And she was using me to give me that scene that I could pass on to Bill. I mean, it's just absolutely incredible, isn't it? So that was a very powerful and poignant experience that I had.
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I hope you enjoy that because it meant so much to Bill personally.
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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans
Yeah. Oh, my gosh. This is going to be weird.
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Oh, hi, Jason.
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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans
You probably remember me from the Eagles Autism Fundraiser last summer. Yes. Where I drank so much that I donated $1,000 to play flip cup with you. And then I lost. And then later that night, I had a full-blown panic attack because I had just yelled at Pat for buying a $99 beach umbrella the day before. We got into a huge argument. How are you doing?
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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans
Great. yeah that was cool so my thing is roasting a little bit i've been on here before i roasted chris long okay i think you have tough skin all right let's do it here we go in 2007 the uc bearcats won the papa john's pizza bowl and here in new orleans you were in the 2010 sugar bowl oh god maybe it's time for a salad bowl you know I'm just kidding. I like my men how I like my Campbell's soup.
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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans
Chunky. Yeah. But wow, look at you post-retirement. Podcasting, singing, late night TV show, beer, commercials, NFL commentary. flag number 62 holding onto relevancy. Taylor Swift has songs like blank space and you need to calm down. What's it like to be such a big inspiration to her? No, you know what? I can't roast you. I can't do this.
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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans
I don't know if you could tell I'm a huge Eagles fan and I'm a huge fan of you and I have an ulterior motive and this is genuine. I want to become part of your inner circle so fucking bad. I want to get in with your people. Shout out Emily. I've been texting her about kids stuff. Yeah, we're super cool. So I thought, you know, my mom, Havertown, grew up behind the Manoa Shopping Center.
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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans
I'm sure everybody knows the Manoa Shopping Center. Dad, Drexel Hill, down the street from Maple Lane's bowling alley. I pretend to be from Delco. You're from Delco. So I thought we could go over some things we both have in common, and maybe you could decide to pull me into your inner circle instead. Let's go. We've both lost rings. You lost your Super Bowl ring in a pool of Skyline Chili. I did.
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And I got divorced once. I don't know for sure, but I'd say both an enormous amount of pubic hair. It's true. You played for the birds, and I've been told I look like Larry Bird. My mom also prefers my brother. We won't say it out loud, but we both think Patrick Mahomes is a fucking dork. I know we do. You were a fast, offensive lineman.
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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans
Back in my prime, I was offensively fast with lines and men. We're both obsessed with your wife.
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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans
Someone got in your face to call your brother the F slur. That used to happen to me too in high school, but my brother was on the robotics team, so it checked out. He was. He was. Wait, there's more. We both know what it's like to have haters. Yours, because you're incredibly smart, you're kind, hardworking, and that leads to a lot of success. People get jealous of that.
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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans
And mine is more of a personality thing. People just kind of hate me because of who I am. Really, though, I admire you and your family so much. I have to do it. Sorry. I admire you and your family so much. I love that you stayed in Philly, that you continue to highlight the team and the city in such positive and fun ways all the time.
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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans
And what your family does for Delco and businesses there and the Eagles Autism Foundation is amazing. And I just love you. You're still fat, though.
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There's something very powerful about putting internal sort of hopes, desires, dreams on paper. Because I remember, similar to you, I remember writing something recently. I was like, I did a lot of guest spots and I pop up on different shows. I was like, God, I want to do something like on...
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Showtime or HBO or FX or like one of those sort of prestige network things where I get a really juicy part where like, you know, people will remember it like in the industry. I want to do something that actors look at and they say, oh, I like that guy. I like what he's doing in that show. About a year or so before OJ.
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Very real. It's really, really cool. So it's real, guys. If their dreams are out there, man, don't shy away from that stuff.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Put it out there. Manifest it. And you don't have to tell everybody about your dreams because people will crap on them. You just need to tell yourself what they are. Yeah.
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Maybe you should think about it. And if somebody hits us up later on the information hotline or on our email, share your dreams. That'd be cool. That'd be really cool.
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This is also the youngest version of Rebecca that you did get to play in high school. And you're 16?
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Right. truth and also the sisterhood she's like this is a woman who has a lot of potential like i wouldn't want to see her waste that yeah even if it means being with my son yeah right it could be a benefit to him but like i want to see you shine yeah that's right so rebecca here we go fine come on now jack
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
But it's comfortable. It doesn't feel... I mean, yes, there's things that are being unsaid. But the fact that you were able to be in each other's presence without having to talk.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And they took the braces off. They took the braces away. A bridge too far.
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But you did ask him a question, Rebecca.
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You asked him if he wanted to go for a drive.
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At the end of the episode. At the very end. At the very end. And you're like, where do you want to go? And she's like, you said, where do you want to go?
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And he's like, he said, yeah. Let's go to Los Angeles. Let's go to Los Angeles. And you guys keep doing the dishes or what have you. But it's also... There was no balking at it. There was no like, you want me to just pick up and go to like, he's like, I will do what you want. Like, I think that is the clear message in terms of the arc of the episode.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Well, it's interesting because in that sort of evolution of things and you watching your mom at that time in schools, and it's still in schools today, like home economics is like a class that a lot of folks will take. And in that time, I guess it was dominated by the girls and shop class was dominated by the boys.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Yeah. Because you said it before earlier, I'm thinking about going there and my man was like, ah!
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Yeah. Way better. And you said, I'm going to take a drive. I'm going to go to LA. He's like, yeah.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Yeah. Done, done, done. Let's roll. That's a great arc. I love all of that. We got Kev's movie premiere? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody is just, I love seeing us in the audience just overcome with emotion.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Right? Oh, you're over here? Okay, good, good. Got it, got it. I will give you an anecdote. I was shooting something.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Maybe. It doesn't work like that, to be perfectly honest with you. You still have to get there. There has to be something emotionally going on. Oh, we'll get there. But I was doing a scene and I was shooting it in Paris. And makeup people, they're very sweet. And they're like, if you need, what's the stuff they blow in your eye? Like people do? Oh, yeah.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Menthol, yeah. They're like, if you need the menthol, what have you. And like, there was a part of me that was like, child, you must not know who I am.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Yeah. But I was like, do you use it? Listen. No shade. No shade. No shade to people that do. Whatever you need to get to. But most of us were just like, we had enough on the page or in our lives or what have you.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
It's all on the page. The K stands for crying.
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Yeah. But we're all so moved. And you can like, I love Justin because he's got this look like.
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This is going well. I thought people wouldn't take me seriously. Kate and Randall had this conversation about the IVF because Randall's sort of late to the whole thing. But he also shares concerns similar to his mom about this can be very dangerous. Are you sure you've thought this all the way through, et cetera, et cetera. And she's like, yeah. She says something about...
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And you sort of reminiscing on what you've seen in your household, your mom just sort of like waiting on everything for her dad. And you're like, you know what? I don't know if that's what I want to recreate for myself. So you're like, I'm opting out of this home ec thing, I'm going to go do me some shop class, right?
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
it becomes really strangely contentious because she's like, you know, if it comes to that, I could always adopt, you know.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Right. And he's like, adopting doesn't mean anything because he's sort of fixated on this phrase of like having a piece of dad and Kate thinking she's the only person that can share a piece of dad. Right. And she's like, bro, that's not what I mean. I'm not trying to do it to make you feel a particular way or what have you.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
But he is feeling a particular way, especially because Chi Chi just told him, you don't even pay attention to anything that's going on. I was like, he's catching strays left and right. And he's sort of in his feelings, right? But she kind of puts him in his place. It's like, look, man, it wasn't easy for me. Like, it was easy for you.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
You did wind up adopting after you had two children, you know, the old-fashioned way or whatnot. Like, get off of my case.
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Right? So he's like, oh, he's kind of like, you know, being quiet now. You see him later talking to his wife. I think he's talking to the councilman before, upset that the maintenance people didn't come. Councilman winds up hanging up on him. So he's sort of feeling crappy there. But then he's talking to Beth about the whole thing. And she asked if he apologized.
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And he's like, why do I need to apologize? We talked, kind of, but not really. And there's- We have a group text thread.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
It's pretty jacked, yeah. And I think you guys sort of represent the audience or a portion of the audience is like, will these people- Just a little mirror. Ever get it together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the answer's like, eventually.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
It's got to be a lot of fun. And so she even takes it upon herself to just call Kate.
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And hands me the phone. I have Randall for you. Right? And Kate just got these flowers from Kev, like a big bouquet. And she sort of interprets, like, this is the kind of thing that you give somebody, like, as they're about to pass away. They look like flowers for you.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Someone who's never going to see flowers again. Or something like that, right? And so she's about to go into surgery and she's like, I don't have time for this conversation because he never quite gets to, I'm sorry. He's like, you know, I said, uttered some utterances that maybe shouldn't have been uttered and I'm utterly, she's like, I got to go.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
She doesn't know what she's doing, but there's a nice boy over there that, you know, let the saw do its thing. It'll take care of itself. And so you let the teeth do its thing. You're like, thanks. Appreciate it. And this dude, his name is Alan. And I think this is one of the things that you can't trust about a dude named Alan. I don't know if it's A-L-A-N or A-L-L-E-N.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And so he can tell that she's scared. And I think one of the beautiful things about the family is when somebody is in crisis, they respond. You know what I mean? Whether it's Kev, Randall, or Kate. They show up. When they sent somebody. And Rebecca, for that matter. Still, to this day, when you show up at the doorstep, right after the meeting. Yeah. Folks show up, right?
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
So he decides, like, you know, Beth is saying, like, you know what Migs also says is that you guys like to overreact. And he's like, I'm flying to LA to go see my sister, right? He's gone. There you go. He gets to Los Angeles. And she's in surgery already. Toby and Kate, he's already, Kate has given you permission to remarry if she passes away, right? You consent to marry somebody.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
But not to Sharon in HR or whatever it was. Yeah, not with Sharon or what have you, but somebody who's less interesting, but fairly safe. But it is, it's one of those moments that you try to make light of But there are concerns. And I take it for granted. I've been put under three times, three or four times, and I never give it a second thought or whatnot.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Because I always think it's like, oh, it's just they put you to sleep or whatnot. But the filtration of it is real specific because there is this idea that you cannot wake up. And I think the caltration becomes a little bit more complicated when you're dealing with a plus size individual, right?
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So you make light of things, but there's still, she says it in a real abundance of grace so that you know, if something happens, I want you to be happy, which is sweet. And you're like, nothing's gonna happen, which is what you're supposed to say, because you don't wanna think about anything other than that. She's in surgery. He's sitting, he's waiting. Randall comes in.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And I remember this a lot, Chris, because this was like our first scene. Yeah. Three seasons in. Three seasons in. And it's just Sully and Brown doing our thing. And we're both dealing with anxiety and depression. Your knees bouncing and you're trying to get it to stop. I see teeth grinding as my thing. And you look at me, is that, you know, a manifestation of your anxiety? I say, yeah.
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And he's like, I'd never think about it to see you. And I say, you know, we all cover. We all got to be strong, what have you. And then you tell me about the antidepressants. And I was like, bro, you're like one of the funniest people. I never would have imagined it. And you're like, yeah, you know, that's being a man, et cetera.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And in the midst of the sort of this vulnerable moment of these two guys admitting that, like, you know, we are not friends.
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Dissimilar in that way. And while we both try to put our best face forward, whether it's through humor or taking care of things, et cetera, et cetera, nobody's perfect, right? And I think what I loved about it is when there is that shared admittance of imperfection, it sort of allows us to be like, oh, I'm okay to be not perfect. All right.
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It's okay not to be okay because he's a good dude and he's doing all right. And he's a good dude and he's doing all right. And it's kind of like, okay, I'm okay. To not be okay.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Right? Doctor comes in. It's taking a little bit longer for Kate to wake up. To clear the anesthesia. To clear the anesthesia. But she's still going to be fine. We'll give you an update when it's all said and done. You're like, okay. And so you kind of have to dovetail all these things because they all sort of tie together. But I want to jump in just a little bit to Kate's anesthesia.
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But that's why you can't trust them. You just don't know. You can spell it two different ways. And if I can spell your name two different ways and they sound the same, I don't know about you, sir.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
She tells the teenage kid, I know you're going through a tough time right now, but it's not going to last forever. Right. She tells the youngest version of yourself, you're going to make earlier, like you're going to marry a guy. Is he going to be like something's like, no, he's going to be even better and he's going to be tall and he's going to be really funny. It's going to be great.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And it's this pull because I think what the anesthesia represents as far as the doctors and their legitimate concern for what her future is, is like, it's a liminal space of, do I decide to come back or do I decide to cross over? And in that it's like, you know what? There's more for me to do here. I'm not ready yet. Eventually I'll see y'all.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And when I see y'all, it's going to be wonderful, but like, it's not my time. You know what I mean? And she wakes up.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
To say I'm sorry. Yeah. Because he had to say it to her face. And after we have just seen dad agree, although we haven't seen the trip, to go to Los Angeles with you. Yeah. Like making the move to the West Coast. So he just did that as well.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Right. It turns out that this young man is the same young man, not so young anymore, a little bit older, who we see on the doorstep. Just showing up, kissing people. Kissing my mama.
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Because it's interesting, because right before she was about to go into surgery, and while she's doing that, Toby will go ahead and farm some of your semen or whatnot, and you're like, can't wait.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
This is unfortunate timing. Yeah, that's unfortunate timing. So all those things are happening. Then for Randall too, he goes home and he winds up telling Beth, you guys help me out on this because I'm a little fuzzy.
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Soloist gets all the glory, but you're the one who keeps it all together.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Yeah. And then, you see, eventually your time will come when you get to solo.
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And when that time comes, you better make sure your husband, basically, to use a Chris Rock euphemism, you make sure that brother plays the tambourine when it's time for him to play the tambourine. Because it's your time to be out front.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
That's right. While my daddy was like, yo, I thought you left the jacket. I thought I was supposed to. That was a sign. But there's even like after the kiss and she comes in, it turns out that Alan's moved away for some time and he just showed back up to come back for the girl specifically.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
So this is like the beginning of one of my favorite periods in the show. Yeah. It's the beginning of a period of Beth and Randall sort of being at odds with one another.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
But there's also, we have this running joke through the first two and a half seasons, like, and what does Beth do again? Yeah. And even to a certain extent, and what is trading weather future? Yeah, they both. They both do things that.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
They're a little ambiguous, right? So I think the writers are like, we want to give them things that people can sort of hold on to that give them a sense of purpose and what their dream is. Right. Right.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Nor is Beth. Nor is Beth. Right. Neither of them are. Like family life is great. Is a dream. Kids are great, et cetera, et cetera. But in terms of what they want to give their lives to. Right. There's something lacking. Right.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
The more exposed you are, the more proactive you have to be.
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And even when she lets him in and after the kiss, there's a sort of look out into the horizon by Rebecca Malone as if like, Somebody else is supposed to be here.
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By Terry Gross, whoever that dude is. And Zoe's like, he's not a dude. She's a lady and she's awesome. And he's like, oh, okay. It's because of Terry Gross that she wants to come as well. Zoe wants to come and check out.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because this is a serious interview. There you go. It's a serious thing. And Kev goes, meets Terry. Terry Gross, you're great in the show. Yeah, she's great. You're really, really wonderful. She took it super seriously. It felt so real. She was totally herself. Yeah. And when she meets Kevin and Zoe, Zoe admits to being a big fan because she's a documentarian.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Like, what allows you to ask these questions or whatnot? You know, I try not to underestimate my guest, right? She says something else.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
There you go. And I think she said that in a way that Zoe... and the audience and the way in which Kevin is set up, like from the beginning, Kevin is the most consistently underestimated of his brothers and sisters. You know what I'm saying? Yep. And Dan frequently gives him some of the coolest things to do because of that, like, you think I'm only capable of this.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Exactly. So we get to the interview. Terry's interviewing him, and she's talking about how complex and layered the character is, that he's playing or whatnot. And as she's saying it about the character, I think we're also hearing it about Kevin. You know what I'm saying? Because Kevin is more than what meets the eye. And she said, your father was in Vietnam, right?
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Were you able to tap into his experience for this portrayal? And you see him sort of have this moment.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
You know, not really. I guess he didn't really talk much about it, you know? Yeah. And then Terry sort of bails him out a little bit, saying like, you know, men of that generation probably found it difficult to talk about unless they were talking to other veterans. And he's like, maybe.
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And there's a flashback in the middle of the interview where young Kevin is with his dad and they're at some store.
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And Kev starts sort of like playing war. He's like firing a hole or something.
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Toy gun. Jack is trying to get him to stop or whatnot. But Kev's just having a good time doing his thing, playing around. And then Jack gets serious. He's like, stop. raises his voice a little bit, gets into his face.
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And then Kev, back to the interview, he was like, I don't really know anything about it. And Terry's like, that's okay. It's sort of an awkward pause in the interview, but she tries to steer it onto his way.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Yeah. So present day, Kev's got a board up. As one is prone to do.
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There you go. Zoe is like, what is this supposed to be? He's like, it works on Homeland, right? With little strings connected to pictures that mom and dad was able to save from the fire. And that you ultimately give him to check out.
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And you can see there's another flashback to where his dad, after that scene in the store, comes into the room and he goes, you know, I don't talk about the war a lot. It was hard. A lot of hard things happened. So why I see people play this game, it's not so fun to me. Right? You know, I'm sorry I did that. But then he says, would you like to ask me anything? Yeah, do you have any questions?
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And Kev's like... Kev is, it's interesting because I'm, Ryan and I have this happen all the time. where I'll go, did you ask your mom X, Y, Z? And she's like, nope. And I was like, well, why not? And she's like, I know that would have been the first thing that you did Sterling, but sometimes what she might say could be so uncomfortable that I don't really want to cross that bridge to begin with.
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Like I'm afraid of what I might hear and it may be uncomfortable. And I get the sense from Kev, it's like, if he wanted to tell me, he would have told me. And then I should just sort of leave it alone.
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So we find out this is Mr. Allen. Allen's moved to London. He's working. Is he a writer? He is.
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I'm curious, like, how do you guys tend to operate in terms of your own negotiation of, like, if there's a question that you have about something in the world with an individual, are you apt to ask that question, even if the person may seem reticent? Or do you just say, like, in their own time, they will divulge what they want to divulge?
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
You know, so my mom – and she's not probably wrong – Because I would ask my mom these questions early on. She would tell me things about how she would go on the road with these bands and how she had to like, you know, I kept a pistol. Like my mom was like, oh yeah, she didn't play around. And if I ever asked her, what did you do with the band? And she's like, don't be nosy.
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And I was like, you're the one who's talking about it. I just want to know like what kind of stuff. Well, it's because she didn't want to talk, you know, she's a lady. And you're left to infer whatever you're left to infer. So, but I will always ask for the specific question and she's like, none of your business. I was like, well, quit talking about it, Holly. You know what I'm saying?
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He's working at the Telegraph. And he comes back. I don't know if we know it in that house, but you guys go to his parents' house? Yeah. And his mom and dad seem really, really lovely. Lovely.
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So I actually find, what is it that I find? Because this is probably slightly different than you guys. And I find like you guys could probably employ it too. I find, by and large, that when you are vulnerable with people and willing to share aspects of your life that folks don't frequently share, that they are prone to reciprocate in kind.
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So this is really good because you guys can sort of vibe with Kev and I'm sort of like in the Zoe place because Zoe says to him, she goes, why are you helping me? And he's like, I'm a curious person and I'm trying not to underestimate people. Right? That's what she says.
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I trust Beth, too. But I also had the feeling that, like, while her motives for going in the first place were to meet Terry Gross, Something uncovered. Like in terms of the through line from last week in terms of why doesn't anybody take me seriously? I think we're seeing Zoe begin to take him seriously. He didn't charm himself out of the question.
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He actually got stuck in a thought and realized I don't have an answer. I think she was intrigued by that.
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That's how she operates. So now my job is to excavate and figure out what's happening in that whole thing. It's another good episode to tell.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
It's setting up a lot. We've talked about the Vietnam storyline. I just love how we just slowly piece it up. We get a little bit of things, right? Kev, I mean, it turns out Jack did speak to his son about it briefly. He spoke to Rebecca about it briefly. And in speaking about it, he speaks, I don't like to speak about it. Yes.
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Like the lesson that like the overall, the through line is like, I'm telling you this because I don't want to talk about it. Yeah.
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There you go. You know, because I'm even curious, too. I don't even know if it comes up in the cross-country trip, but we're going to find out because they're about to drive to L.A. Randall is about to run for office, which is—or he thinks he's going to run for office. We'll see how that whole thing plays out. You guys come out of the surgery. You got eight eggs.
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We're all very hopeful that everything goes well there.
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Well, we already saw them on the plane at the end of season two. Exactly.
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Because he sends the email. That's right. Sends the email. I also like... I feel like 18 episodes for us was just right. And what I mean by that, something's always happening in the episodes. Right. You know what I'm saying? And it feels very sort of like, oh, I can't wait to see what the next part is. It's not like we're just standing still like a soap opera. You can sort of jump in.
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No shade to how they used to be because those were very comforting. But it's like, you got to watch the show or else you'll be like, Vietnam?
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So in terms of how we're going to answer these, should we do this on camera? Let's do it on camera.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Probably. And she was saying like, you know, I knew you picked a good one. And like, I knew that you were somebody special when you said that you weren't going to follow him.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
You should say one syllable and I should say one syllable because otherwise memes comes out quick. Brown and more. Brown, more. Okay. Okay.
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Interesting thing. You know what I'm saying? There was something that you wanted to do for yourself and you weren't going to chase some dude. I said, kudos. And so he comes back realizing that his life is unfulfilled with that. And then they ask, how's the singing going? He's like, you know what? It's going okay. Like I sent my demo out to these people who represent, do they represent Joni?
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
I forgot Madison. I knew it was Sharon.
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It's a coffee cake. I just want to be clear.
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All right. Come on now. All right. In Birmingham, is it Roll Tide or is it Tigers?
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They did her last album. To her record label or whatnot. So I'm thinking about going out and like paying them a visit or whatever. Alan. Don't do that. I don't know if it's A-L-A-N or A-L-A-N.
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I can tell if it's gray. It's a light blue, right? Yeah, it is.
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We love you, Ashley. This was an absolute blast. Take care of Birmingham for us and we'll see you or hear from you sometime real, real soon. God bless you.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Take it easy. Mims out. Bye. Bye. Guys, that was our first quiz. That was fun. What should we call this? Do we just call it guest quiz show?
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Because I can introduce you to some people at, is it Time Out? Or is it something like that?
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Interactive fan segment. Trivia. Trivia. We need something cooler.
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Well, you don't get to be the host each time. I'm going to be the host next time. Okay. I'm not going to make the rules.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Yeah. I can write there. You can pursue your music. And we could go together. Right? So he's not crapping on the dream. No. But he's molding it to his own wants. To his own liking. There you go. Right? And you can see Rebecca sort of like... New York's not bad.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Okay. So also at the top of this episode, because these two things will dovetail. My man, Jack, is home. And the sort of dueling domesticity scenarios is his dad is just a prick.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Abusive, right? And mom is running around. Again, like a chicken with her head cut off, but there's not even sort of like the satisfaction of like, oh, well, my man will appreciate this and my daughter's doing well and all this stuff. It's just heartache throughout the whole thing. She makes him a sandwich. She brings it to him. He's like, what is this, a pickle factory?
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
I don't know if that's exactly what he said because that's a whole other thing. Yeah, he did. Pickle parade. Not much better. Throws the sandwich on the ground and is like, make another one.
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And Big Jack is like, no, Mom, leave. Yeah, this ends right now. Like, this is the first sort of time he's like, dude, I've watched enough, and I've been quiet. But like, no, you've gone too far. And he says, Mom, you can pick it up and stay, and I'll kill him, or you can leave. Yeah. Right? And that's it. You're a big man now. You come back from the war, et cetera.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
You notice he didn't get up out of his seat. Nope. You know what I'm saying? He's like, I'll say something. But like, dude, they just come back from the war and he could probably beat the crap out of them. Yeah. Mom agrees to pack up her stuff, but she's like, we got to stop by the store. I got to take her a coffee cake or something.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
I can't arrive empty handed. Let's get her a coffee cake. And it's such a wonderful... male-female moment in terms of like, all right, get the coffee cake.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
So they go to get the coffee cake. And before we even know it, you guys have had your conversation, you and Alan, what have you.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
A smack dab in the middle of Jack and his mom. Yeah.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
He's like, I did. I did. And I saw you on the doorstep with some guy and you're like, oh, wow. That was a dude from, you know, no big deal. We dated for a few years.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And he's like, well, you know, I'll make sure you get your jacket. I said, you don't owe me an explanation, which is true. You don't have to explain. And you're just like, but like, I'm going to New York. Yeah. And I'm going to pursue my dream. And I'm really excited about it. And he's like, you should. You got a really great voice. And you're like, thanks.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Exactly. And she goes, Jack? He's like, yeah. Do you have a dream? And he's like, wow.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
Nobody's really ever asked me that. And he starts talking about, well, I want to make sure my mom's okay. And I want a decent job and a wife and a family and, quote, a house that feels nothing like the one I grew up in. And he's like, does that sound all right? And then he says, bye, Rebecca. And she's standing there. And then he walks back towards his mom. And he turns around.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
What would the book be about? I would hazard to say that the three of us are privileged to be living our dream.
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Absolutely. But out of curiosity, was there ever any other dream? Or does where you are look a little bit different than what you dreamed of?
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
That's a good answer. You know what? I agree wholeheartedly. I want it to act. I knew that that's what I wanted to do. And I went to grad school for it and felt great. And I was like, well, I have all this theater training, so I'll probably do a lot of regional theater and hopefully I can do Shakespeare and maybe I'll get a chance to do Shakespeare in the park.
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Kate's Fertility Treatment | "Katie Girls" (303)
And maybe, maybe I'll get to do some Broadway or whatnot. And that was sort of like really cool. It was like, maybe I get a few guest spots here. If I can get the insurance, you know, to a certain amount, then I'll be covered that way, et cetera, et cetera. And then to be a working actor is a dream in and of itself. To pay the bills just by acting was sort of like, oh, if I can do that.
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Then like right before like this show happened, like to go from the OJ thing to this was, was that was when it really sort of became like, oh, like I'm not just showing up and saying the lines, which is all I really wanted to do. But now people want to know what I think. And we have a podcast, like, you know, all this other stuff. I'd never imagined this part. You know what I mean?
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And... You were telling me... Because the artist's way is kind of... Cool and funky for anybody who doesn't know about it.
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20/20 Vision | "The 20's" (S2E6) with special guest Zoe Hay
We're going to leave you to do.
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20/20 Vision | "The 20's" (S2E6) with special guest Zoe Hay
Yes, and put those glasses on. I totally bought it.
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20/20 Vision | "The 20's" (S2E6) with special guest Zoe Hay
No, actually, we didn't use any digital on that. Really?
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20/20 Vision | "The 20's" (S2E6) with special guest Zoe Hay
Okay, well, that was just, like, some crazy lighting and some Vaseline on the camera. Mandy Moore can bounce with six feet.
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20/20 Vision | "The 20's" (S2E6) with special guest Zoe Hay
And I was like, she's only 65 from here on.
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20/20 Vision | "The 20's" (S2E6) with special guest Zoe Hay
Yeah, because there's just too much to get into.
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20/20 Vision | "The 20's" (S2E6) with special guest Zoe Hay
Yes. Is that the goal for this one?
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20/20 Vision | "The 20's" (S2E6) with special guest Zoe Hay
I need that tape now in real life.
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20/20 Vision | "The 20's" (S2E6) with special guest Zoe Hay
I'm going to try to find that on Amazon.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Yeah.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
That is an important plot line. Big plot point.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I'm good. I just watched the episode this morning, so I feel like I'm in my feels.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
It is. I was like, wow, so much. happened in that episode.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
You know, I did the age-old Hollywood thing and I slept with the producer.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Hey, it works out sometimes.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
No, for sure. I think, I mean, just the nature of him being down the hallway. And as a writer, you're so isolated. So I think it's always nice to just have that outside perspective. So I remember reading this article It was around before we were engaged, we were about to get married, and it was called 36, I believe. Yeah, it was called 36. I feel like it started as a movie or something.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I don't remember. I just remember being blown away, obviously. And I was like, how did you pull this off? Yeah.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I mean, I remember like other ones, like crazy, stupid love. I remember reading and that, like I read the first 13 pages, but I feel like this one, I kind of read it in its entirety. Um, but yeah, I mean, I just, it felt special from the beginning. It was kind of like, there was no doubt that this was something different and special. And I just wanted more and more and more.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I was like, wait, this is it. You know, it's like normally you're doing features with him and, um, So, yeah, it was... So we definitely bounce ideas off each other and talk things through. And I think through the whole process of him doing the show, you know, it's funny because there's a couple episodes I haven't seen, but I've seen bits and pieces of it. So I feel like I'd seen them.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
But he always loves to show me things out of order. Like, just look at this scene. We did this cut the other day. And I was like, no, I want to watch it as an audience member in its entirety. So sometimes it doesn't... It doesn't work to its advantage for me.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
He gets so excited and I love his giddiness. But the train episode, which I know I'm jumping ahead, but I haven't even seen that one because I've seen pieces of it and I know it would destroy me. I was like, I can't bring myself to actually sit down and watch it because I've seen the gut-wrenching moments already.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Yeah, he gets excited and it's infectious.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
You know, I think it evolved. I mean, certainly from the pilot, when I just had that little bit. I don't know. I don't think he knew it was going to become that thing. I think it was around the time that Kate, Chrissy's character, going to be pregnant and getting married. And I think the writer's room was like, she needs a friend. Like none of these Pearsons have a friend.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
She needs a friend to help her go through this big milestone in her life. And I think that's when the writers started being like, well, the natural person in her life and the most interesting probably because they were enemies would be Madison.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Yeah, she turned on a dime at Madison. She was like, oh, maybe?
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
So I just want to know if you want to talk about that. No, definitely from the outside I get the judgment, but I think that's what the show did so well is it brings in all these different perspectives and it, you know, it flips the coin. It's like, it's not always what it appears.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
And I think as the character of Madison grew, I mean, I always took her seriously and I was watching the show and I think it was like kind of the first time I could watch it and kind of take myself out of it. Like, I think it's been long enough now that I can kind of be like, okay, I'm not feeling the same feel. Like, you know, it's like you're just removed from it.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
And I was always just so... I mean, she was a big character in this room of very grounded actors. I mean, you guys all had your comedic moments and stuff, but I was always a little self-conscious because she just felt... A little larger than life.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Yeah, I mean, they're both amazing and... so welcoming and so talented and just fun.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I think like the lightheartedness that they would bring to set, like Chrissy and I would always be laughing and, you know, telling jokes and Justin, you know, he's amazing where he can be like in one conversation and then they call action and he just flips in and starts monologue where he just like, okay, I can't do that. I need like, I need to go over here.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I need to put my music on like you do your thing. Um, but I, you know, they were just, um, you know, so fun to play off of and so there for you and so present. I just feel so lucky that that was, you know, my experiences with them.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Yeah, we really did luck out.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
into a romantic relationship with justin hartley why am i doing this i mean during later in the season like during covet times he'd be watching at the monitor at home and it was always on like it would be like that was kind of just always on in our house like we'd always be hearing you guys doing your lines rehearsing like any room in the tv because he would just come and check in
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
And sometimes he'd be watching a take and he's like, did you have to touch him there? And I'd be like, are you kidding me? I was like, way to make me feel insecure.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
No, he's joking, but him and Ken, I was like, you guys, please. Yeah.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
He just knew the buttons to press.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I did have this weird, it kind of freaked me out, like this calmness that came over me. I did feel really locked in in that moment. But I think I did so much prep work because I was so anxious. It felt like this is my Super Bowl. I need to land this moment for Madison. And so I did so much prep work and I had all these, you know, preparations queued up and triggers. And it was interesting.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I remember I was struggling with Like it was such a, she was sacrificing so much in that moment. Like you're really kissing goodbye the idea of this perfect family that you could have and whether it wouldn't be perfect or not because maybe love wasn't there. It's a lot to throw away. There was a lot at stake there.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
And I remember I like to sometimes work with like an object and I had these earrings that Hala had given me. And I like just created this like backstory for him. I was like, what if these are the earrings my mother gave me when she was leaving and said like they were from an old boyfriend and that was like her belief that she was leaving, that there is true love.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
And so I just became like really attached to the idea of these earrings. And I think that kind of just broke something open for me because I'm holding them throughout the scene. Yeah. And it just kind of became a lifeline to like, this is hard for her to do, but she believes that there's something more for her on the other side of it. And you have to just push through and do what's in your heart.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
to get to that other moment. I love that.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I hope you kept those earrings. It's not always great, but in that moment, I did feel like I had tapped into something that just felt really true for me, so...
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
They're so great at finding those small moments that are so human and so small sometimes that you can pass them by. But I think in the big picture of the show, this show is all about those, those moments.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
And I think that's a great takeaway for, for life, but, um, But yeah, it was, that was a big, a big, big scene. I remember taking, I was like, I had a margarita after that. I was like, I need to go home. You earned it. Yeah, Justin like showed me a picture of him drinking a beer and I sent him one. I was like, I'm right there with you.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I was, I want to say six months pregnant when Dan, I remember sitting in bed and he was like tiptoeing in. He's like, so he's like, the writers are pitching this idea. Uh, you know, he's like, I just want to know what you think. And this is before COVID. Yes. Before COVID.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Before I really shit really hit the fan. Um, I, uh, I, it was kind of like a conversation and I was scared. I mean, honestly, it was, it, I didn't, I mean, the show was already so established and it was, you know, I didn't want to be the one to come in and like mess it up in some way, you know?
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
It was, it was a, it was a big, a big deal, but I, yeah, I was six months pregnant when I filmed the scene with Justin, where I say I'm having a baby and like, you don't need to be a part of it, but I'm having the baby. And then, of course, then I had my son, and then I was wearing a belly, so I felt like I was pregnant for two years.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
It was, yeah, I just remember strapping on that, and I was like, I feel like I... I already did this. I remember seeing a comment pop up online when I was pregnant, but I was pregnant on the show. And someone was like, wow, this actress is really going for it. She looks swollen and everything.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
She must have had a salty lunch. She really commits. She blowed it up.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Too many, it's like so 50-50 that I've just learned to like not.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
It's like, yeah, he's like a play by play in the moment. It's like literally like there's like this in his heart is going like, like a needle. Completely.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I've learned. I mean, I heard someone say like, if you believe the good, you have to believe the bad. And I was like, fair enough. Yeah. Yeah. Strong enough to believe any of it. I'm just going to.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
They're both very fulfilling. I think I've always just loved being creative and storytelling. And so I think any facet of this industry I find fulfilling. I mean, there's nothing better to me than being on set for 12 hours. But at the same time, there's nothing better than like sitting at my computer for eight hours and, you know, writing and having a great scene. Yeah. So I don't know.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
I mean, right now, I think. doors are opening with writing, so I'm kind of going that direction. But if the right part comes along, of course, I would still love to act. I mean, it's been a huge part of my life for so long. It's been something I've worked for for so long. But I feel like my acting helps my writing and my writing helps my acting. So I don't feel like I have to choose necessarily.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
No way. It's just kind of a fun journey to go on.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Can people follow you on social media? You know what I mean? Tune in to the Zoom. I have a bunch of writing things in the works, but as I'm learning, it takes some time to put together. So I have a couple of things that we're developing. So exciting.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Good to see you guys. See you soon.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
Yeah, thanks, Kate.
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Brother Bonding Gone Wrong | "Brothers" (S2E5) with special guest Caitlin Thompson
See you guys.
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I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
Never happened. Yeah, so I need a big brother's perspective. Got you. How can I see men more positively?
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But I'm kind of biased, too, though. This is true. Well, I have been married for the past seven years. My husband and I have been together for 10, almost. We've got two little boys, a one-year-old and a three-year-old. And we want to raise them to be good, godly men. But neither one of us really have had very strong male influences in our life.
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My dad is still around, but he is not, like, emotionally there. And when I was younger, he had made some kind of comment when we were on vacation, I think I have Asperger's. I was like, okay, all right. And that was that. I mean, he's a brilliant man, just not emotionally there. My husband's dad died right before we got married.
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And we just, we don't have very many people in our lives that we can look up to. So I'm trying to see how to view men more positively when the ones around me are just either wimpy or false puppies or, um, harsh. It's just, it's hard to, to see more positively or even look out for people that we can look up to. That makes any sense.
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He is. He's a very good man.
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I wouldn't say in favorably, but he, um, I don't think he's an amazing provider. Um, and a lot of that's because we, you know what he wants in life. Um, we're both involved in ministry. So we know that like financially things weren't always going to be amazing. Um, but it's like, he'll say he's going to do something and then it falls through.
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I thought things were going to look differently.
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Like he's been looking at other jobs, but he won't apply for them. And he says that he will, or, um, It's just the follow through is not really there. But otherwise.
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He is an amazing dad. Okay. Sorry, I'm getting emotional.
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No. Okay. No, I don't think you're out to lunch. I think you're on the right track. It's just like you had mentioned, I thought things were going to look differently. I thought our boys were going to have grandfathers to look up to. And I have pillars of strength and integrity to look up to, and my husband does an amazing job doing that.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
But there's some things that he won't be able to teach them, which sounds silly, but... Like what? Like, I don't know, build something or... I mean, it seems really silly, but I just... I want them to know how to be well-rounded individuals and be able to fix a tractor as ridiculous as it sounds or fix something electrical. And my husband, I love him to death.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
He's very smart, but not handy, I guess would be the word.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
So do I lean more into this is what he can do for them? They're going to be amazing because he can do this?
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
Yes. If I'm honest, sometimes I do struggle with that.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
Yeah. Like I mentioned earlier, just the follow through on things. I feel like I was talking to him about it this last weekend. I feel like I've been let down. in a lot of different ways.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
So for instance, like he's been looking at different jobs and he says he's been looking and looking and looking, but he's never actually created a profile on Indeed or looked and actually applied to anything. He's just word of mouth. Or like for my birthday years ago, I had told him that I wanted to build cabinets above our washer and dryer. And he said it was going to happen.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
He was going to do it. He promised it was going to happen. And it's been three or four years that hasn't happened.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
Um, just things like that with the follow through just isn't there. And I, I don't want to be promised something if you're not going to be able to follow through.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
I guess I felt like my dad let me down.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
Like maybe on one hand I could count the amount of times he told me he loved me or he was proud of me. Okay. Including my wedding. I mean, I've just seen the marriage that my parents have and it's lasted, but it's not been wonderful.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
So, like when I had back story, I had a struggle with depression. So I started going to counseling and I was put on... This was a lot after I had my last kid because I had postpartum. Okay. And I've been working to a lot of that stuff. And I've been working out, eating better. I've been trying to take care of my mental health because I know that I can't take care of anybody else.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
I can only focus on me.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
positively when the ones around me are just either wimpy or boss puppies.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
My coworker is a really good friend. She's probably 30 years older than me, but we're crazy people at work. And... So they get a kick out of it. But every day at work is hilarious.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
Hey, John. How are you?
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I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)
Oh, I'm wonderful and enjoying a once-in-a-lifetime snow in South Mississippi.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Backed Out of Our Threesome
All right, this is from Ryan. He said, I heard John reference a song called Ceasefire by Frank Turner during an episode.
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My Husband Backed Out of Our Threesome
I listened to it, and the song really resonated with me. I like to say this year has been sort of my post-war era. I'm 32, and growing up in a chaotic household taught me to always look for high-energy situations and environments. My 15-year-old self was always on the battlefield, and ever since, I've been continuing to show up on the battlefield, starting the wars if I needed to.
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My Husband Backed Out of Our Threesome
This year, I decided to change that. But much like the song, I think about my 15-year-old self a lot. And although I love him very much, I realized that I was being very unkind to him. I expected him to figure things out that he never could have solved. As John would say, it's time to go let him play. And for me, right now, it's time for peace.
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My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
I'm all right. How are you?
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My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
What's up? My question is, how can I help my husband better manage our kids?
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
So we have a three-year-old and a four-month-old. And he has some anxiety and he's pretty impatient. And he kind of just gets frustrated after like 10 minutes and then just needs to go take a break. And I don't get any breaks.
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My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
He's not that awful with like the babies, but once they hit the toddler age.
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My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
Yeah. So the older one is a little bit worse just because, you know, toddlers are little mini teenagers.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
How can I help my husband better manage our kids? He's not that awful with like the babies. But once they hit the toddler age.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
I don't know. Like she is very independent and likes to do her own thing. And she doesn't listen to him because I feel like he like just starts yelling and like puffs and puffs whenever she's like reacting to anything. And like, I am able to like talk to her and like validate her feelings and like work her through it and kind of use it as like a teaching moment. But he just kind of freaks out.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
So then now she doesn't listen to him. And then I think he like is scared that he doesn't want to cause a tantrum by like getting her to follow through with like non-negotiable things like brushing your hair after the bath. Because he doesn't want her to cry because he doesn't know how to handle it and then stresses him out.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
I'm pretty passionate about this just because it was my house right yeah and I try to give him like tips on things that he can do and then I kind of like explain like why I do the things that I do and I know that he feels really bad because he like can't figure it out he can he can because he can figure out his truck and he can figure out sports he can figure out what he wants to figure out yeah
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
Yeah. I, um, I'm, I forced him to start therapy.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
Oh, she just let him do whatever he wanted. He was an only child, and she's still the same way today.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
Yeah, he wasn't really in the picture.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
I think yes and no. I think he's starting to realize that it wasn't always the best, but she did the best that she could being like a single mom.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Loses It After 10 Minutes With The Kids
I mean, I know for sure. I know you do. He, I tell him like what I want and like he agrees with it most of the time.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Oh, it was Martha Dump Truck in the flesh. Here comes the cootie squad.
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No. What? I called his friends, and I was like – Is it Chloe CL or CH? CH.
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He has before, but he doesn't do it like Cash does. Well, is it easier than the piano? Because piano's pretty hard for me. You know what Cash did say last night, Bev? While we were talking about this?
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what last night we were talking about um about how like every girl liked him back and he was like oh walking into church camp you oh me and mav were the kings of church camp and i said yeah not jesus we had long hair too long flowy hair and cash was so proud of himself because he was in the church band and he sat on a little box and it was a square box but he called it a drum because he got to hit it with his hand okay and he was like i have to go be like you were pretty
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No, Cash thought it was such a flex, though, when he got to tell girls, oh, yeah, I'm not going to be at this afternoon's activity. I got band practice.
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His hair. Oh, my gosh. What are both of you wearing? You look like y'all just came back.
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Yeah, that does not look good. Slipping away to band practice. That's crazy.
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Wait, what's another one? Here comes the cutie squad. She said what you know about love. I say everything. I got what you need. Walk up in the store and get what you want. You get what you please. We about to get it. You know what they played at? We went dancing yesterday. You know what they played?
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Wait, is she your friend? Yeah. Oh, she was like our childhood friend.
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Hey, um, I just had a quick question real quick. I was talking with Mav, and he was saying that y'all went to the casino last night.
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I won the triangle. Let's do these. He won the triangle, bro. It's already over.
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It's just kind of weird. Trust me, cold call her. You're right, Harper. I'm calling her. Oh, he's calling her.
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It was in 2019. No, she doesn't have her contacts saved. She doesn't still have the picture.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so funny. Oh, my gosh. You literally look like little heathens. Welcome to the woods. They bite. That's why we bear stick characters.
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No, it's, like, cute, but also, like, kind of scary that you guys were just living under a stick hut for, like, a week. Wait, y'all were?
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I love the Croods. You know, Cash and I have been watching Cobra Kai.
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And then I jump in bed. I watched that with volume 100.
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I actually acted in the movie. There was a knockoff of Cobra Kai. It was a Jesus movie. There was a knockoff of Cobra Kai.
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Yes. I don't think you got your facts straight. Well, have you seen Cobra Kai? Jesus Karate? Yeah. Have you seen Cobra Kai?
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uh yeah i watched the first like season and i thought this is okay corny it's pretty cheesy not gonna lie it's a little cheesy but it's a good show it's literally cash like cash acts like that man because the guy the old guy that can't work the wi-fi yes that's literally cash in every episode he's like laughing at inappropriate things like making inappropriate jokes and i'm just like that's you the other day we're on the laptop cash literally says
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Never mind. Go ahead. Sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky. Oh.
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The thing that got me was in one of the episodes, the guy goes to a pawn shop and he buys a computer and it's like a used computer. And he gets the charger for the computer. And the guy's like, well, did you plug that? He's like, the computer doesn't work. And he's like, well, did you plug it in? And he's like, you said it was wireless. And Cash is like...
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i was like that's cash but it's funny because the two like rivals in the show remind me of like mav you're the other guy and cash you're him i'm larusso yeah oh literally larusso's kind of like a nerd well he kind of like kicks your butt like all the time he is pretty good at karate yeah he is the karate kid i'm just excited for the summer to go uh
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They played the whole song. And I was like, what the? I love it.
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And it's not really booked either. Why do you keep saying that?
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No, it is getting booked. But you know what's funny is we were gone this last week and Harper had been in Costa Rica and we went to L.A. And Harper was like, oh, I want to go to L.A. with you guys like next time without my mom because she's only 15. So her mom still goes with her. But she thinks we party when we're on L.A., but we don't.
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No, I know they all go party, but I'd just rather be with my friends. Yeah. Do you think I'm a friend? I consider you a friend. Really? Yeah. Not like a younger friend? No, you're like a friend. You are, in fact, a younger friend.
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Every time it plays in the car, I start doing the dance. Like when I'm driving. Sticky, sticky, sticky. Oh my gosh. You have like literally a couple days. Two days. Like basically two days. Are you taking your driver's license? No way. On your birthday? Wait, you're not 16 yet? Yes.
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Yeah. Well, the thing is, do you actually see me as a friend? Yeah. No way.
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I literally text you. I don't text. I actually don't text very many people at all. Really? She's actually really bad at texting. You're pin number one on my snap. Really? That's so sweet. I don't snap, but like I text and I, well, I don't really text either. I'm sorry. I'm really, I don't look at my messages.
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His AI photo? Yes, his AI photo. Dude. Oh, I changed that. Hold on. I have face hats on and his AI photo.
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And it seems just to always be on my phone. I changed mine. I couldn't keep looking at it. I was like, that's goofy, so I changed it.
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Kind of lit. Map took the AI picture of me for a while. Do you still have that? Well, I had to change it. Dude, that's crazy.
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So that's my current one for Map. Oh. Oh. I just almost flashed his phone number.
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Three more days, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Well, we ordered you a little something. Seriously? It's not going to be here on your birthday. You didn't need to do that. Did we?
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All right, you call, and then we'll... Wait, who are you going to call? My sister?
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i need her phone is such a morally upright woman she's not covering she's gonna be like oh no she's not she's not she's probably been kidnapped i don't know who gabriella is but that is such a drama name gabriella is not drama she's actually so calm like i would call one of her other friends is that do i think that because of high school musical was somebody gabriella gabriella from yes gabriella musical
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I'm not sure you're going to love it when it comes, but... Thank you. But don't worry. We have backup options. What?
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Or you could say that Kenzie said that she's going to dinner with you tonight.
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Gabriella. Yeah, she might not answer because she doesn't know the number.
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Jordy is in L.A., I believe. Who's Jordy? So you've got to tell her that we're out there right now?
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Just in case she does call, she's pretty gullible. She's going to be scared, so make sure you tell her it's a joke. Don't just hang up.
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dude she thinks no she's gonna cry okay okay you take care of it now you gotta call and be like you gotta no kinsey you gotta call and be like why didn't you cover for me no i can't i can't do it she'll start crying oh my god she she's too wholesome she is she's too sweet she just she just sent out her wedding invites they were probably the prettiest wedding invitations i've ever seen all right next up we have wait she's got it she's got a letter are you texting her yeah okay
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is um your two front teeth that's for christmas but uh all i want for my birthday is a guitar and an electric guitar that was that was random what you don't play i do okay you can't have them she's like i know how to get into your house i know wait well why do you want to play guitar Because I like to sing, and I want to play guitar.
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next we have is jody jordy jordy i am jordy you know jordy i am jordy i am jordy official on tiktok pop up a picture of jordy here you've seen her hello hey what you doing um standing in my airbnb oh
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It was Crazy Harper. We went to the Anasala family. Yeah. Their house. And they have this huge grand piano. It's beautiful.
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It's on the staircase. And Matt just walks over and he's like, Adele. Like going crazy on the piano. I'm so good at piano. I love it. I love piano. I want to learn the piano.
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Oh, yeah. Call him again. Oh, my gosh. Call him again. Call him again.
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Ew, I spit twice. What if he's busy? It's 8 o'clock at night.
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You really don't have to. I got caught so hard. I should have wore green.
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Oh, your friends are going to give you out so fast. I'm scared.
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My friend's parents hit me with that one time, and I was terrified. I think I'm just going to say, like, you physically can't sneak out of my house.
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This is intense. This is crazy. I still haven't told Ricky it was a joke. Ricky's still just wondering.
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Oh, do Reese. Yeah, that's... Okay, yeah. Be like... This is not going to be good for Reese. She's going to lie to her mom. Yeah, Reese is done either way. Everybody quiet. Everybody quiet. Reese is cooked. Don't laugh. She's so good.
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That sounds disturbing. I feel like Reese... I mean, there's only two things she can do. But I feel like she'll rat you out.
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Michael Babino. Or you could call my brother Michael.
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Wait, what if you did dad? Would he cover for me? Michael, my brother? I don't think so. No.
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Okay, ready? Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. Here we go. No, no, no. You might be calling my brother Michael. Yes. No, Mike, your brother. I'm sending you a different one. Yeah, not that Michael. A different Michael. He's going to be like, who the heck is Kinsey? He's like, we've only hung out a few times. Kinsey? Kinsey Baker?
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well dang you're better than me okay well i didn't know you were better than me at anything what that was a bad hand for eating and you're just over there chowing down on some like hawaiian bros or something hey this is the first time i've ever ate on this podcast don't let them bully you well to be fair my food did just get delivered new rule like it if someone makes fun of you while you're eating throw food at them i don't want to be i don't want to be yeah it's not
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Yeah. All right, call her. Okay, what am I saying? That y'all went to the casino a couple nights ago?
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Can I say you and Cash? Honestly, just him. Just say Mav.
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Jordi, I was literally just with you. What are you talking about? Yo, what's up, bag of lovers? Is she okay? Is she all right? Because I want to know. We're back for another episode of the...
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Here's Michael. This is my brother. Kinsey, what's happening? Hello?
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Y'all, I was talking with Mav, and we were just – I know this is really awkward. I'm sorry. No, you're good. I was talking with Mav, and he was saying that y'all went to the casino last night. But it's just like some personal problems that we're having. But I just wanted to confirm with you, did y'all actually go to the casino last night?
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Okay, well, thank you. That cleared things up for me. All right, bye. What?
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gonna try to confuse her wait i'm calling him back wait hold on what is it yeah um i work i work what does that even mean um yeah so why is he with you i need to call him real quick and ask him what he is on right now was he with you i'm calling him he was like yeah my sister called back in the middle of that dang it
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Hey, I was not a part of that. I was not a part of that. Batty, throw food at me.
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I work some. I work some. I work some. Bye, Reese. Hey, Reese, do you work? Do you work? That's cash. Do you work? Do I work? It's an inside joke.
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Here's a green bean. Okay, I don't want to be a nuisance or anything. Oh, it got in her hair.
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All right. Bye. Bye. I love you. Can I call my brother back and ask him? Dude, I'm sorry.
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oh no i worked some i guess i don't know we're on the podcast i'm swearing oh sorry oh right i work no michael we lost it because we were like is he like really confused right now yeah i was seriously confused i got scared for maverick honestly not for me for maverick what the heck Yeah, I did.
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Well, that was really funny. We died. We were like, what does he mean? You were like, I work some. Did you or Maverick drive to the casino? I work. Like, what? I'm so confused.
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Oh, we want it on a t-shirt. Mom, where are you going? Okay, all right. Thank you. That was really funny.
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No, in our free time, like, between episodes, I'll play guitar. Yeah. Harper, are you going to be, like, out of here so quick the second you get your license? No.
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A gaytar? A goodtar? You like enhanced the G. You're like a goodtar.
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And then with my own money, I'll treat myself with an actual electric guitar. What about an iPad? I mean, I'll also maybe get an iPad. Who wants an iPad for their 16th birthday?
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Kate, don't you have an iPad? I do like iPads. No, it's Maverick's old one. It was a hand-me-down.
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I can't catch a break the last two weeks. Oh, yeah, I saw that. I saw that. I poured water on Kate and the world is ending. Yeah, you should have done that, Kenzie. Kate told me to pour the water on her.
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baguette podcast baguette podcast yeah she was obsessed with baguettes oh my gosh when we go to europe you want to get a baguette yes a real one wait what is a baguette i'm glad you said that too it's the really long loaf of bread you know like i'm like hey what's up hello
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you're getting i'm so proud that kate slapped you you deserved it that's actually funny because i saw that video was like doing good and i was like oh it's doing good and i was like open up the comments and i was like it's not doing good for kids dude it's so bad i was reading through the comments too and It was so mean. How did you get off your phone and pay attention? She was working, people!
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She has a family to provide for. I literally saw on your phone and they were all like, well, it's because you're on your phone too much.
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I mean, those comments are hilarious. You should never slap somebody out of anger like that, okay? And you guys are all acting like that was the best thing I ever could have done. That's crazy. Kenzie deserved it.
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I want a guitar right now. I'm going to buy one. I'm not even kidding. I think I might just buy an electric guitar. You should DoorDash one. It might show up here tonight. DoorDash.
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wait can i what do you think let's just see if it's called amazon no doordash will deliver you stuff like that like that guitar shop what is it called guitar center oh yeah they might have one that literally is true amazon literally is like doordash but for everything hey yeah we got ukuleles guitars tell me what you want what you want anyhow okay well let's uh okay these i feel like you're more like a ukulele girl
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Yeah. No, you kind of eat on the piano, though. You're like...
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What do you mean fake started? Oh, I do remember that. Fake.
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Okay. Mav's got guitar and backup singer. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mav's definitely backup singer, but like super, super low backup singer. I would be backup.
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Okay, triangle yeah, I was gonna say it's like maracas or triangle or something maybe tambourine no no if you had to give her a real We got we got to give Kinsey and Kate a really cooking on the piano at Pappy's retirement home that one day I was learning it okay.
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I'm going to learn piano. You guys are making me mad that you think I can't learn. Do you like my... So, Kate and Kinsey are my private story and I always play piano.
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They're on my private story. Yeah. And I play piano on it sometimes. You do good. You play Runaway and it sounds really pretty. Really? Yeah.
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They have them here in America, but they just can't be as good, you know? Guys, do y'all remember any of the 2020 audios? Yeah.
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It's dog food. It was dog food that they feed the fish.
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No, Billie Eilish. Billie Eilish? I tried to learn the ukulele, but I can't with my nails. Wait, what?
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The guitar messes your fingers up. It does. My sister plays the guitar, and her fingers are so calloused. Scarred.
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No, my nails are just too long. I think I could eat if I took my nails off, but I'm not willing to. They're too pretty.
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The ukulele. Or the ukulele. Or the banjo. I've never played a musical instrument ever.
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Oh, the recorder. Hot cross buns. Hot cross buns. See, I didn't even do that. One a penny, two a penny, hot cross buns. I had that ripped away from me when you learned that in elementary school because I was an office aide. So I didn't go to music class. Oh, there was one time. You were visiting the principal's pet? Yeah.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
I can imagine. Attack went in her butt. Like, it hurt.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Cash was talking to me the other night. He was like trying to flex on me or something as if I wasn't already married to him and he had to prove himself to me.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
That's what I was saying. Yeah. He started it, actually. He was like, yeah, I never experienced, like, a girl not liking me back.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
What the? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I only see that happen. Actually.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Dang, dang, diggity, dang, dang. Dang, dang, diggity, dang, dang. I remember that one. The thing is, y'all were like, y'all were low-key.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
That is a secret room up there. That is also a magic room.
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Everyone screen record. Prove how well you know Maverick B. Aker. Yep. Wait, B. Aker.
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You spelled your name wrong. His favorite food. How much did I walk to lose 45 pounds?
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Whoa, whoa. Slow down. What question are you on?
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I got it wrong. I knew it was pizza, but I was like, Mav just likes to put what's not really his truth in it.
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You're right. Everybody ready for question number two? What book has... I already skipped. Stop it. We're playing together. Gosh. Okay, I'm on question... Casey, stop. I'm on question two.
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Why? Because we got to do it together. Everybody, it's my quiz. I worked hard on it. Let's do it together. What book has impacted Maverick Baker the most? Come on. Somebody hit me with it. Harry Potter? The Hunger Games? Somebody hit me with it. To Kill a Mockingjay? I'll give you this. Jay? These aren't even... Okay, next question. What? Wait, did anyone get it right? I got it right. I did.
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Harper? That is one weird talent Maverick Baker has. Eyebrow dancing, epic tongue tricks.
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Which one is it? I'm not going to put epic tongue tricks because that's just weird.
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Don't worry, please shut up now. Oh! I like this gun.
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If Maverick Baker could have one superpower... Wait, wait, wait.
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No. I did. I knew it was slow internet. I don't know why I put dentist. It's fine. Let's continue. I got the first one.
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If Maverick Baker could have one superpower, which would it be? Flight. Invisibility.
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That was a hard one. I know it's not that one now. Thanks, Kate.
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Zendaya, Billie Eilish, Lil Nas X, Dua Lipa, and Justin Bieber.
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I got it right. How long is this quiz? I got it right. It's 10 questions. I got it wrong. Where does Maverick spend the most time?
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Where does Maverick spend the most time? For you, Paige. Feed, Reels, Stories, Explore.
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I picked it. Come on. I did it right. Okay. Did you guys get it right?
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I got it right. I got it right. It was reals. Yeah. Where does Maverick Baker want to travel the most? Tokyo? You gotta wait. Paris, New York, Bali, Tokyo, Cullum. I'm gonna go with Bali. Yeah, you got it right. My man is cooking. How tall is Maverick Baker?
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There we go. Sometimes when I have to fart and we're in bed, I purposely stop cuddling, roll the other way so I can do a fart transplant in the Kinsey. What? That's cool. We listen and we don't judge. I have plans to kill Honey. Yo, what's up, guys? Welcome back to the podcast. Today, Cash is on his phone. Kizzy's playing ball blast. She became a t-shirt.
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Well, I know how tall I am. Less than 5'3".
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Does your height change like every day or something?
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I mean, depending on what shoes I'm wearing.
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Well, he was talking too much for my liking.
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When is Maverick's birthday? September 9th, July 7th, March 10th, February 24th, December 12th, December 13th.
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Dang, you've got one right. Congratulations.
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You got five. How many did you get right? Six? Okay, that's it. We got to battle to the death.
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Okay, I'm not going to talk this episode.
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Everybody text me your screen recording. I really wish we could do everyone else's.
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I think I could win best friend quiz on everyone.
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Best friend quiz? I make my pretty- Hey, can I get some marshmallows? Darn tootin' hard.
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See, now he's quiet. Now he doesn't want to talk. Go ahead, talk, Mav. Talk, Mav. Oh, he didn't do what I said. You gotta do what I say.
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What do you mean? I used to make marshmallows. Go walk downstairs and get them.
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What in the freak? Why was it like out of a movie? I felt like I was in Willy Wonka. Wet marshmallows.
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Hey, I want something from the secret room. Hey, can I get a Capri Sun to wash this down?
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This is not very good. This is trash. There we go. He actually had a Capri Sun and he hit my foot. What the heck? My foot got broken though. I told you. Another Capri Sun. That was for me. I told you. It has anything you want. That was for me. No, this one's for me. Anything I want? It's my secret room. Got queso? It probably got queso.
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Hey, can I get my straw, please? Yeah, I got you.
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Ew, it's a lemonade Capri Sun. I don't like that. Here, Harper.
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Do you guys think I can... Do you guys think I can squeeze this Capri Sun? Please don't waste the Capri Sun.
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Okay, well now you're making it not fun now. You give her a Capri Sun, man. I'm going to see if I can bring this Capri Sun. Why are you squeezing the little girl's Capri Sun?
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Bet Samson can do it. I bet I can do it. Yeah, let Kinsey try. She can't break it. No, I can't let you try. Because then if you get it, that is highly embarrassing.
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Let me get one more good one. Give it to Kinsey. One-handed, Kinsey. We're talking one-handed. Okay. Okay, then we'll try two. Okay. Then we'll try two. One-handed.
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Okay, okay. Please shut up, Mav. Harper, do jumping jacks. Oh, wow, this gun really works great. Okay, Harper, sit down.
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Oh, she's got nails. She's probably going to poke it.
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Poke it? One-handed. One-handed. Over there. Don't worry, Kate. It's not going nowhere.
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Yeah, I told you you ain't getting that. It's harder than it may look.
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That doesn't sound like cash is rearing. Don't give me that. My turn. My magic room is great. My turn, Kinsey. Kinsey, my turn. Give me that. Here. Wait, you got a balloon?
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My turn. How'd you get a balloon? Oh, the magic room provided.
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She just squeezed it with her nail. No, she didn't.
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I'm scared of your secret room. What do you got?
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I'm telling you guys, no one believes me ever when I tell them I have a secret room. Oh!
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Okay, I'll be right back. Man down, man down. I'll be right back. Hey, secret room, you got a basket.
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I can hear him up there just tearing it down. Stop it, secret room!
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Seriously! I'm stepping in wet marshmallows. Yeah, I don't really want to stand there. Okay. Gerald's dying. This is a Gerald massacre. What do you got up there?
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I actually gotta try and squeeze this thing and see if I can get it to explode.
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No, wait, wait, wait. We already know what could happen.
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See, look, he can't even get it to explode. He can't even, like, I'm better than you. Yeah, that's right.
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No, you can't get it to explode. It shot all the way across the room, and we already seen it happen once. It don't need to happen again. Yo, what kind of feastables do you have over there?
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You didn't specify what's feastable. Okay, here you go. Fine. Here's the peanut butter.
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Wow. I'm so glad that you have a secret room. Matt, that's... What? Well, that doesn't count.
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What do you mean? Matt, it doesn't count if you're breaking... Hey, we got multiple conversations going on right now.
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I've never had a feastables before. Let me show you.
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After my quiz, I really feel like nobody was really my best friend. It's pretty good.
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Oh, I hate looking at those. I see those Dubai chocolate bars on freaking TikTok. Those things look nasty. Absolutely nasty. And everybody's like, buy it in my TikTok shop right now. I'm like, ain't nobody gonna buy that. That looks horrid.
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Also, buying chocolate off the internet seems like a crime. I don't know why.
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Like, buying chocolate on the internet, like, coming in the mail, it seems like it's going to be all melted. There's no way it's not melted.
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Please. Sorry, I'm thinking of a bunch of things, but I can't say those. Hold on. Go through the hole in the wall.
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You want to know the craziest online food shopping I saw?
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Hey, have you guys played that like wait? Hold on very very rude of you to interrupt my wife like that She was talking. No, she was just saying this is disgusting.
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Yeah No, but the grossest thing I saw for online shopping was sheen had a crawfish boil bag.
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You could order Wow, okay What the Wait, what do you mean a crawfish boil bag?
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Do you guys know the TikTok challenge that I see everywhere? It's like, what's it called? We listen and we don't judge. Oh, yes, yes. Let's do that. Yes, let's play it.
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Let's play it. Who wants to go first? I will. We listen and we don't judge. Okay, we got to say it together. Wait, we got to say it. Okay. Wait, no, no, we all say it together. You say something about yourself. I don't want you to go first now. Oh, sorry.
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Yeah, it's supposed to be about you. Oh, mine was about Maverick. Well, that's not. It's just you judging me.
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Well, no, that's about you. No, no, it's about me, but it's about what I did to you.
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It was a Maverick, Mavericks. Okay, we listen. We listen.
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Okay. Now I go? Yeah. Okay. Mallory, don't use your toothbrush.
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Okay, I'll make that happen. Oh, really? Yeah.
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You can't judge me. Okay, okay, who wants to go next?
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Cash, late at night when me and you are falling asleep and that's when I start tooting and stuff.
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You know how you get mad at me for always moving after I toot? Because you're like, you have to trap it under the blanket?
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Wow, I didn't make sure you'd do that, actually. I thought I was going to get a sprayer for that one. Yep, and just let me go through. Oh, my gosh! Okay, I think that might be the first time Kate actually knocked the painting down. Wait. Oh, yeah, you can come out now. You can come out. Now, what should I have Kinsey do? Hmm, Kinsey, Kinsey, Kinsey. Okay, I got it.
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Well, I think that that's really weird. I feel like it should be aired out. So I always purposely try to move a lot. I knew it! I'm freaking... Oh, I'm so sorry, buddy.
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Listen, this is ridiculous, by the way. No, I knew it. Every time Kate farts, I'm like... Nobody move. If it stays under the blanket, we won't smell it. And every time she farts, she starts going, It starts moving around and airing it out. And every time, I knew you did that on purpose. I knew that.
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Well, I feel like it gets contaminated. Okay, who's next?
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I'm just going to start farting on you all the time. What? All the time.
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Well, this was supposed to be a non-judgment thing. Okay, somebody go next now.
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Sometimes you want me to go play basketball with you. Wiley's all about me. And I just want to go home. So I purposely start just throwing the game. He's just bad at the game.
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I passed it to the other team. He just wanted to make it sound like he's actually good at basketball. No, I'm not good. I just literally passed it to the other team. We listen and we don't judge.
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Me too. We've all known each other for years. I just told y'all something y'all don't know.
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yes really no judging okay i'm not judging i'm just curious we listen and we can be curious why you said we can be curious wait no no i said we can't we can be curious why were you why were you scared of me were you scared it was for the first day i met you but um um we listen we don't judge i make funny faces in the camera every time i come to your house oh i see it Really? Yeah, and I love it.
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If I thought you guys were honorable to the game, I would.
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Okay, we'll let Kinsey go. Keep thinking about that. No, I'm not thinking about it. I know it.
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Pretty much, right? Yeah, I mean, I'm still going to fart and try to air it out. Okay, ready? You know what?
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Actually, I don't feel bad after that. I don't feel bad. Everybody do it. I still want my boogers on my side of the bed.
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We listen and we don't judge. Sometimes I peel my toenails off and I literally just flick them in our bed and I don't care where they go.
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Sometimes I flick my toenails and I pull my big toe off one and then I throw it on Kate's side of the bed because I don't want it to be on my side of the bed. That's even worse. I actually wipe the boogers behind the headboard. That's good.
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When I was younger, I used to accidentally get poop on my hand and I'd wipe it on my bedroom wall.
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Can we go back to two listens and we don't judge and go, what did you say?
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There's a lot being said. I think Kinsey should go.
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Kenzie, come get this gun and spray yourself.
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That's a way higher level than boogers on the back of the head. I'd way rather boogers on the back of the head.
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No, you wouldn't. Okay, I got one. Okay. We listen and we don't judge. Sometimes in the middle of the night, I'll try to cuddle with Cash, and I don't know if he does it subconsciously or not, but I'll hug him from the back, and then he'll toot on me, so I have to go the other way because he just farted on me.
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But obviously, I wanted a hug, and that's why I went to him, but since I can't hug him now because he tooted on me, I will go get Honey, and I'll bring her in our bed, and then I'll put her back.
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honey in your bed i'll put her back in our crate before cash rings no we listen and we don't judge sometimes when i have to fart and we're in bed i purposely stop cuddling roll the other way so i can do a fart transplant in the kinsey what that's cool we listen and we don't judge i have plans to kill honey i plan to kill stella no you don't we listen and we don't judge
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Does anybody else have any more they'd like to share?
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Okay, but I also have a right to speak so but seriously the right you have to why wanted to I wanted to pour rat poisoning and it was right in my hand into her water bottle and
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You broke my shotgun. Yeah, you broke it. I don't think he did that.
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No, I just want to finish that sentence. If you key my car... Don't give them a reason to key your car. You're just, like, planning ideas in their head. I know, but I don't... Like, oh, great, now we're gonna key Harper's car.
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I'm trying to think of any more listens and I judge games.
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Oh, oh, I got one. Ready? We listen and we don't judge. Cash likes to brush his teeth in the shower, so he keeps his toothbrush in there at all times. I feel like that is so gross. It is kind of strange, but there have been times that I have caught myself needing to brush my teeth in the shower, so I just use his. Oh my gosh. We listen and we don't judge. Okay, uh, that was too far.
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Yep, that was crazy. Let's just say my under my fingernails don't be clean for no reason What does that even mean?
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Okay. Let me put this in dummy terms for you guys. Okay. You use her toothbrush to clean under your fingernails.
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There you go. You should be at Harvard. Harvard? Yes. What? No.
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That is what I was saying. Now, we listen and we don't judge. What was the whispering?
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Well, this looks sensitive. I think we should push it more.
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No, it's just going to have to get clipped if we say it.
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Okay. We listen and we don't judge. I withdraw large amounts of cash from our bank account so that way when I go shopping I pay in cash and he never knows what I'm buying. We listen and we don't judge.
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Your wife's a thief. So yeah, that's just called stealing. Which we talked about and you said you were over with. Okay, you said that ended when you were 14. Dude, apparently not.
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I really think you're bluffing right now.
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Okay, see, that was just... See, that's just a lie. That's why you shouldn't have said anything.
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I thought it was going to be funny. I'm trying to think. Oh, I got one.
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Sometimes when Kinsey wants me to do the laundry, I just throw it in the dryer.
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That's not the game. That's not what the game is. I mean, it kind of is the game. No, the game is about yourself.
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I got one. We listen and we don't judge. When I use the bathroom in the middle of the night and I have to pee standing up, I use the back of the toilet as a backboard.
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We listen and we don't judge. What the... Well, sometimes when you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to pee, it wakes me up and it makes me have to pee. So then I have to wait for you to finish using the bathroom. And I notice your little splitter splatter marks all over the floor. Ew. We listen and we judge.
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How is that? Actually, we listen and we don't judge. That would be me. I don't like to use my bathroom. Because it might wake Kintia. That would be me.
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Wow, that was a really good one. I'm really glad we used her.
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No, don't cut it, because this, we listen and we don't judge. I hate one person in this room.
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Is it that guy? There's nobody up there. Oh, so it just falls out. Okay, you know what? Fine. Listen, we don't judge. I hate two people in this room.
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No, I'm just kidding. I don't hate anybody in this room.
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Except I know every single person who has stabbed a Gerald. Oh, wow.
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Well, guys, I feel like we got a lot off our chest and it brought us closer as a family.
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That should be the thumbnail for the episode, honestly.
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We listen and we don't judge. We should do that again sometime. Yeah.
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Well, go hit him back. I think I'm the real victim here. Kenzie, if someone hits you, you hit them twice as hard.
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How else your secret room got up there, Cash?
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Kenzie. What? When your dog had to go to the vet because it was high. Man, oh my gosh. It was one of my friends' fault. It was not. She didn't get it from the park. He probably did something in the yard. You didn't tell her?
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But we listen and we don't judge. Yeah, for you guys that don't know, Kinsey's dog got high.
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And we found out one of our friends, whose friend came over. Our friend had a friend over.
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Listen, we don't judge. I got your dog high. That's a great thought. Can we do that? No, no, no. But we thought, we weren't sure if the dog ate at the park.
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What? Hey, don't worry. That friend's not allowed on our house anymore.
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Are you embarrassed of Stella's activities? We did.
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Listen, no one's going to hold it against Stella. I mean.
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Can you move on? I'm so serious. We were literally sitting out here on the podcast.
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And I look over. Cash. What? She's obviously actually not happy about us. Let's just move on. Like, why? Wait.
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Anywhere back, because Maverick said something that got cut. Why not again? Don't know when it got cut, if the spaghetti was here or not. It's not spaghetti now. It fell from the ceiling. What are you doing, Kate?
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She's making a marshmallow shish kebab. I've been inspired.
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The TV logo's gone. The TV logo's literally gone. Yet again.
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I did this once. In school? Wait, seriously, what are you doing? I did that in school. I'm building.
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Kate's making some crazy arts and crafts right now.
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Good luck. When the secret room provides. How'd you mess it up?
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There's so much spaghetti. Okay, are we done with we listen and we don't judge? Yeah, we're done with that. Moving on. Game over. I'm gonna itch my hair with this. I won. Oh, a basketball. A basketball. That was nice. It's your birthday. Maybe that basketball's for you. Happy birthday. Oh, it's your hair with it.
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That's why it's doing everything. It's my birthday. Hey, you got any cake up there? Give me some cake. He might have cake. I want cake. What if you just... Give me cake!
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I had to come sit over here with you guys on the crossfire.
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Have your cake and eat it. Maybe it's your birthday.
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I had seven y'all pants on that she specifically told me to change before the episode, and I forgot to. So I wouldn't throw that on me either, or she's going to still be mad.
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help you have a cake i was going to give you the first bite it is a polite thing to do where i'm from that's a very fluffy cake where are you from henrietta yes don't get on his jeans there you go okay you know the third bite There you go.
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That'll literally flood the house. Are you serious?
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I gotta give it to you. It's customary where I'm from. Customary. There you go.
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Oh, look at Harper. Y'all are crazy for eating that. I never eat that cake. That was on the ground.
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Don't worry, I'm just going to wipe my hands on the doctor.
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Okay, Kenzie, what are you doing? I'm getting my hair done. Oh, that's, yeah. Gerald is a good napkin in times like this. Cash, do you realize you just- Whoa! What are you guys actually doing to her head? That's really cool. Oh my god. She's freaked out right now. She looks like the, when those Asian girls have chopsticks in their hair, but like, she put way too many. What?
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Alright, well, that's not my fault. Seriously, how many of those can y'all fit in there? I mean, a lot. I mean, like, we're not even... And it's like, the more I put, the better it goes. You literally look like a porcupine.
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Dude, I've always wanted to touch a porcupine.
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I feel like a porcupine is like a living cactus.
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You kind of have like... This is how I imagine Donald Trump's hair in the morning.
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Donald, he doesn't mean it. Don't. Yeah, why do I feel like there are some people that wake up in the air like that? Hello, I feel like I wake up like that.
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No, I wake up like I just came from war. Really? It's always because I, it's because Kinty will come down with Stella, and honey, the second she hears Stella goes crazy, and she wants to get out of her crate. So I have to drag myself out of bed, and I'm so tired, and I'm like a zombie. But yeah, that's pretty similar to what I look like.
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Hey, can I get some marshmallows? Get marshmallows.
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Oh my gosh, you look like the Statue of Liberty. Oh my goodness, she does! That's what you look like.
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It's the crown. You look like the statue. Here, you're the Statue of Liberty. Ready? Look at the camera. You cannot tell me that she does not look exactly like the Statue of Liberty.
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This is our Lady Liberty. It's so patriotic.
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The LOL Lady. LOL. Liberty. That made sense in my head. Yeah, I'm sorry. I should never speak again. Yeah, that's good. Man, I had two great games we played this episode. Two? You had one great game. And the best friend game. Best friend game?
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Where you guys played my best friend game? I don't remember that.
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And nobody won. What? Nobody's your best friend. I guess Kinsey won. Okay, well, I brought two games. Did anyone else bring a game? Here, I got a game. I got a game. If somebody can guess my favorite... Tacos. No. Chicken. No. Red. No. Seven. No. What?
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How many noodles can you shake out of your hair? All of them, hopefully. Wait, you think she can get them all out if she shakes her head?
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Yeah, I mean aggressively. Wait, yeah, yeah, shake your head.
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No, they're gonna fall out of your head. No, they're not falling out.
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Shake your head. I feel like one's gonna fly off and stab me in the eye. Like a porcupine.
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You actually look like you need to go into hibernation. All right, you got it. Shake your head.
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Oh, no. They're all gone. Yeah, there you go. You look like a little rock star doing that.
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You know what? I'll give somebody $100 here if they can guess something of me. You ready? Yeah. What is my dream? You guys ready for this? Yes. And there is a correct answer.
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It was a Lamborghini, but you wanted it wrapped blue and orange.
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Wow, that was my best friend. Yeah, I'm his best friend. It's me.
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I would go home and shower right away. Yes.
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Like, what are you gonna go home? You're gonna say, yeah, mom, I have to shower. I had a bunch of noodles in my hair. What? If you go home and you're like, yeah, I have to shower. I have a bunch of noodles in my hair. How do you explain that? Like, something went bad at the, what's that restaurant called? Wait, do it in my hair. What's that restaurant called?
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Hibachi? Hibachi! Like, something went bad at Hibachi.
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Whoa, you can fit them in your hair, too?
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What do you mean, what do I say? I live here. I'm like, I gotta go upstairs.
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It's number one. And yeah, guys, make sure you follow us on Spotify. We're trying to become the number one podcast on Spotify.
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And subscribe. 80% of you guys are not subscribed.
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I don't know. I don't think it's the real statistic either.
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I don't know how many of you guys aren't subscribed, but I know it's a lot of y'all.
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Imagine Mr. Beast does this for a challenge. If you drop a noodle, you're out.
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I first shake your head. Yeah, I bet you never thought of that game, Mr. Beast. He thinks he's good at coming up with games. He doesn't know us. Why would that actually be an entertaining game? Yeah, you have to stick five noodles in your hair, and if they fall, you're canceled.
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Noodle foul. You are canceled. Noodle foul. You are out. Canceled. Canceled.
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If you take a bunch of them and scratch your head with it, it feels so good. Guys, don't take your mom's noodles out of the pantry and try to scratch your head. No!
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You got to do this. I'm not going to lie. This is very entertaining. It feels good.
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So literally some kid at home is watching this and their parents are going to be like, why did you put all of our noodles in your hair?
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Yeah, I want to see TikTok dances with noodles in your hair.
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Wait, why is it would that actually be a TikTok trend? I can see that. People are just doing the Ren and Kate with these in their hair.
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I was like, look, if Matt filmed a TikTok, tell me you're not stop scrolling. Yeah, you're going to be like, Lil Macy? Is that you?
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Uh, yes. Maybe. What is it to you? Her and Danielle Bregoli.
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It was another Danny or something, wasn't it? It was someone's birthday.
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We went to that birthday. Do you remember going to that birthday? Yeah, we met her there. Danielle Bogoli? 99% sure? No, because if I would have met Danielle Bogoli, I would have told her, cash me outside. No, you didn't. No, cash me. Yeah, you wouldn't have said that.
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Yo, why is the TV playing music? Okay, that's weird. Alright. The diss track?
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You know what's funny? Ariana Grande was like my favorite person until I was like 16.
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How many do y'all actually think I could fit in my head? Two. Probably not many more, if I'm being honest.
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Oh, I got cake on the bottom of my slipper.
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Can't fit much more. Come on. What do you think of that? Can't fit much more. How many do you got in there? Did you count? I can count them right now. One, two, three, four, five. No, I don't know.
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I could tell you were debating for like an hour.
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I think you'll break your ankle, honestly. I don't know if you think you'll break your ankle. No, no, you'll be fine. No, ankle folded. You'll be fine. Wait, wait, wait. Maybe jump. What kind of health insurance you got? No, you'll be fine. No, we don't. But yeah, I wouldn't jump.
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You'll be fine. I saw him thinking about it.
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Alex, you're going to hurt your ankle. Your ankle's going to snap.
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You're 30. You still ain't no adult. I mean, if you hug by your hands and then let go. I was going to hang.
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Yeah, do the hang. Do the hang. I don't know.
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Actually, I don't know. He breaks his ankle. He does. Nine out of ten times. Hey, this is the one, nine, ten.
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Alex, please don't. Please. Your mother would be so upset.
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Up to you, man. You haven't even jumped yet. We've got it recorded.
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I've got to have over 100 in my head. I have to have over 100 inside my head right now. All right, well, Alex isn't jumping, so we'll see you guys next time.
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Bye! You did say cut there. Goodbye! You didn't come back for the cut. You don't have to interrupt me. We'll see you all next time.
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And Kate, you're doing okay right now. And today, I have something very cool. But I'm not going to say it right now. I got to say it. Stay tuned. So subscribe. I have something super cool. Your last episode was your birthday. Yes, it was, man. Yes, it was. And I remember, if you remember, if you guys recall, I look over here and I didn't have what I thought I had. I do remember that.
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Why did our hands slip? Very slippery hands. Thank you so much. Yeah, you should go change.
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Well, hopefully all our equipment is still working. Go change. Go change. Besides that. Can I really go change? Yeah, go change. We'll just set this down. There we go. Man. Oh.
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Now our set doesn't look broken. I'm quite chilling.
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I really thought that shut up gun would last a little longer.
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I mean, I got the most, I feel like I got the most wet.
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It was broken after like only four minutes. How did you get the most wet?
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Well, you started it, Kinsey. I just got caught in the crossfire. Kinsey should have just done what I said and we all could have been happy.
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You don't want to share any? No. Not even one? No, it is my birthday, so it's all for me. But you could probably share one.
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Yeah, you should share one. What about with your wife over here who loves you the most?
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It literally looks like cutting my seams. He's cutting my seams. Stop cutting my seams. No, you gotta cut.
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All I said is Nutella looks like... No, no, no. Can I have that? If he does it again, just bleep him. No, don't. Nutella looks like a finger with poop on it. That's all I said.
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Yes, bleep that. All right. Can I get one of those, your wife?
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No, you can't get my Nutella, actually. Also, wow. Man, I have been bulking. Not dirty bulking, just clean bulking.
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It means like you're not eating bad things. Like you eat good things. And I have missed Nutella. This is like the best candy in the entire world.
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You started dirty bulking like less than a week ago.
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Hold on. Like less than a week ago. What is clean bulking? What's dirty bulking? Clean bulking is when you overeat, but you're eating clean foods. Dirty bulking is you're overeating, but you're eating whatever the heck you want.
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I'm not kidding. Kate, what type of bulking do you do?
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Yeah, she's a clean girl. You were just calling her bulky before the pod.
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Yeah, two minutes before the podcast started, this girl called Kate bulky.
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Also, I am very grateful that God made men stronger than women because Kinsey comes at me a lot. I'm glad I can overpower her. Or else I'd be wet right now. You have to be careful, though. She'll get you. She's pretty strong.
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I'm pretty strong, too. I did a push-up. Did you know? I was there for a minute. This is a strongness scale.
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And we're back again. Okay. Now that we just keep having to cut things for this podcast.
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I mean, we're nine minutes in, and we've cut at least two minutes. Harper was just trying to insult me by saying I'm weaker than women. And that's okay. It's okay. Cash just kind of looks like Luigi. What?
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You were going to give me something. And that is true. But I went and got it. So let's see it. You can have it later. What? What? I've already rated a whole episode. Okay, fine. You can have it right now.
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I didn't change. I got wet and I didn't change.
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Well, I'm pretty uncomfortable because my pants are soggy for more than one reason. More than one? Did you get my pee all over you? Oh my gosh. Oh, did I get your mic wet?
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Yeah, yeah. Can you hear Kinsey's mic? A lot of things on this set just got wet when we dumped them. Kinsey, give us a test in your microphone. It's getting wet! Hello?
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No, seriously, Kit, why did you say that?
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It's like she's like a mom trying to be slain.
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It's getting skibbity. Have you seen those videos where it's like making my grandma say Gen Z terms? Oh, my gosh. Skibbity dee dee.
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Sounds very fun. The worst part about eating...
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No, I do not like dark chocolate. Dark chocolate is nasty.
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Actually, that, almond chocolate, peanut chocolate, peanut butter chocolate, it's all bad besides just milk chocolate.
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A bucket. I worked hard on this bucket. I've been storing this up for months. It's a bucket of pee. Okay?
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That's not chocolate. Nutella is not chocolate. It's hazelnut spread. It's like peanut butter, but it's a different nut.
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My lips are tingling. Samson. No, it was... Actually, that's probably true.
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Think about how strong Samson probably was. Dude, I mean, man pulled down, like, a whole building.
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No, Samsung. You mean the phone? Oh, no, Samson. Samson. You know, from the Bible? Oh, actually, what's... His hair grew very long, it made him big and strong. You know, Samson?
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Oh, my gosh. Just for you. Oh, my gosh. It's a bucket.
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Sam's son. Sam's son. We're done with it. Sam's son. Don't say it again.
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Strongest. But seriously, how strong do you guys think he was? Like, you think he was stronger than me?
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Two of you? Yeah, I mean, he killed like a thousand Philistines with a donkey jawbone or something like that.
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What just fell from the ceiling? Oh, that is my secret room. You have a secret room?
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I do. I think you just fell through the attic the other day on accident and that's how that got here.
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Ew. It is yellowish. Let me see. I don't know what it is.
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Like a little newborn baby. No, it's not. That is a secret room up there. And it's also a magic room. Bet you didn't know that.
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And for one episode, I'm going to allow you to basically be in control the entire episode. You have a shut-up gun.
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Who has a... About this time, Harper... Who is this man? When this episode's coming out, you're gonna be on spring break. And what are you doing for spring break, you said? Going to Costa Rica! Oh, no! Oh! Remember she just talked about Costa Rica for like a year straight on the podcast?
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Guys, there's... Yeah, I'm pretty sure on our first... Yes, I told you. That is my magic... It's literally the... I told you.
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It's not. It is a secret magic room. What do you guys not understand? It's not a secret magic room, bro.
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This year. 2025. We're going to be going on a world tour, but that is all I can say. So get ready. Make sure to subscribe so you can see when we go on tour.
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If that does not work, you have a, I said shut-up gun. Oh, wow, thank you. This is crazy. Why didn't you give this to me on my birthday? Well, today is technically still your birthday. Well, Matt, don't worry, I'm not the type to complain.
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You never know. It's not booked yet. Yes, it is. What are you talking about? It's semi-booked.
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Guys, maybe next week it'll be a lot more books. Check your phones.
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You guys are going to take a best friend quiz.
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Bestify. Did you just make this right now?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Should we make a Q-tip to see who has the cleanest ears right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Oh, yours is way worse. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.
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Kate's going to freak out when she looks in your ear.
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this thing oh my gosh i see the big black head oh yeah let me pop it uh i want to see it hanging man what was wrong with kate's
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Kinsey's so happy we're not talking about her ear right now.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I feel like Alex is also going to be biased. Alex isn't biased. He's not committed. Alex didn't hear half of it.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
This suspect over here is acting like the judge. Suspect is keeping his mouth shut right now.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, I didn't. I said he walked over. That's not true. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. That's literally his lawyer. It's my turn!
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I'm like, well, I haven't got to say anything. Hey, the judge is talking. The judge is speaking.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Do we have another bottle? This episode is so bad.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
This isn't a host read ad. Come on, give it back to her.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
You are that fat. I walked into your bedroom this morning, came to God like two days, and I thought, oh no, Stella got in here and got into his stand.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I understand worrying about people watching the podcast. I do.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
She meant to say Stanley. She meant to say Stanley, okay?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
That's really Newton's law. My maid, too. Hey, can you get me a bottle of water? Every time. What?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, no. The line before that one. Before. Yeah, no. No, she said all of it was factual.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I don't think we're going to intervene until I really feel as if you're going to throw each other.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, what I was told... was they had been at Pape, Chase, Michael, and Alex's house, and they were playing Smash Bros, and it was like 11 o'clock midnight, and they were ready to go home, and Cash was upstairs talking, and Mav was at the door, and Mav got impatient, and he picked up Cash's water bottle and threw it in the street, and then said, I threw your water bottle outside.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Wait, can we even see this on the camera? Yes, correct. Okay. I've never seen this before, actually.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Alex is an innocent bystander. Come tell us what happened. Wait, I want to finish my half of the story!
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Harper’s Quitting School!
If it's yellow, that means the letter is correct, but it's in the wrong spot. Oh, so E is in the right spot. So E is in the right spot.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Somebody upsets Maverick. It actually happened the other day. Cash and I talked about it later.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
That was the first thing we said when Kinsey moved in was anytime you guys are mad, you leave. Cash is never allowed to touch anything that belongs to Kinsey or Maverick and Kinsey. Because if it belongs to Mav and Kinsey, then that also belongs to Kinsey.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Kenzie, tell us what you did. Tell me what you did to me or he gets it.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What happened? Kenzie did it. Okay, actually put her stuff down.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What's a drying mat? The black mat that we put our dishes on to dry.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Cash. We were close. Why would you do that? Welcome to the animal podcast.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Leave it alone. Remember the reason they did it. He's a Wormy! Remember the reason they did it was because you farted, okay? You can just let this go. Like, you let the fart go.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yes, but I had this little tag on my little journal from when I was 11.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What's happening? He's trying to take my cow. Gosh, that's not cool. Not the cow.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I'm so good at that game! All right, guys. I'm so confused. All right, we're done with the word roll. I'm going to play tomorrow.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No. I really don't want to be caught in the crossfire here. Same.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Seriously, put the knife down. That could be so dangerous.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Put the knife down. Get the knife off the set. Yeah, put the taser down.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I could stir up some serious drama now. I could stir up some serious drama now. I mean, this guy... I could stir up some serious drama now.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I'll unplug it so you don't have to hear it. Does my hair look really bad?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I just have some information that I feel as if some people on this set may care to know.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Wait, Kate, can you just, like, tell us what the drama stir was? I wish I could have, like, a dramatic playback right now.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What would you like to know, weather boy? What did you like to know, weather boy?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I run downstairs super quick, faster than you'd ever seen me run before. And I said, Cash, don't. Don't cut the head off of that cow with a knife. And he was like, I have to. And I said, why?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
You're not prepared. You're not prepared. I said, why do you have to cut the head off? He said... Sacrifice. Sacrifice. Sacrifice. I'd like for complete silence, please.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
It's just so annoying that we can't have a TV for more than two episodes.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I said, why do you have to cut the head off this cow? He said... Maverick told me to.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I went... No, he went... He was like... No, I saw him shake his head, but I didn't know what he was shaking his head at.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Everybody saw that. That's actually something that she liked and she used, and you told her to throw it away, and she didn't. So you told your brother to cut the head off.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, I don't think you told him to get the cow, but I think once you saw that he had the cow, you got excited. You said, this is my time.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I'm still so out of breath. I'm sorry about your cow. I think I can stitch him up. And I'm even more sorry that you have a husband that is extremely selfish. I mean, the audacity. How could you? I didn't say anything. And look at you wearing that LOL chain as if you are LOL.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
You're brave for wearing that. Well, is this a hanger? What do you mean?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Wow. See, he's trying to bully me now, too, after he just destroyed his wife's property.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yeah, yeah, like a lot. Well, maybe they won't like that because then they'll be like, you can show how easily our TV breaks.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
So was it, like, you, like, in, like, underwear and stuff, though? Yes.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
It was like fried french fries. Just... Babe said he was the Slim Jim man.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
They just... I'm sorry. I looked down at my phone for a second and I missed something. Harper showed Mav something on her phone and now they're being all weird about it.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yes, she will. You're just going to leave all your stuff? She will have to. I did school the way you're going to have to do it, and I still had to take my computer and do school work.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Cash Baker slides into your DMs. What the? That's crazy. That's what she said.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
If you guys watch enough of our episodes, you'll find the context. I watch every single episode.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
no matter what cash maverick say yeah and i played i played when i was like 6 to 16 no my other middle nail fell off i was sitting there watching that and i was like her nail is gonna get stuck in there yeah i'm gonna cry now just like a harper my nails in there
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Harper’s Quitting School!
We have so many of Harper's nails on the set. Just like little Easter eggs. If we find them. Right. Yeah. So are other than like cheer, missing cheer and your friends, are you excited though?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I feel like it's such a similar situation because you're like I left high school my junior year and you're going to be leaving your junior year. Yeah. And like I remember being like, oh, I'm scared. None of my friends are going to like want to hang out with me and I'm scared I'm going to miss out on this. I'm not going to go to football games and blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And then when the time came, I was like, I don't care to go to a football game or to hang out with my friends or to do any of this because I was like working and I was popular and you just got like invited to the Super Bowl.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
so it was worth it yeah no you don't know what came through my email junior year of high school no i didn't go to the super bowl but i was able to do things like go to la for two weeks at a time because i wasn't in school like if i would have been in school i wouldn't have been able to to do that but were you alone in la because i don't want to hang out i love you mom but i don't want to be fun you were there did you have fun
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Oh, I had way more fun than I like going to L.A. when you're 17 years old for two weeks and like you you you're able to go because of the job you have. And like you're just like independent because of the job you have and you travel by yourself. You're going and seeing your friends by yourself. Like all of it was just so much more fun than having to wake up every morning at 7 a.m.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Wait, we're doing this again? We just did this. What do y'all mean? In the last episode, we were... We need to see if they want it.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
and be in first period by 915. You're right. And all day, every day.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
yeah my first period was 7 15 i don't remember what my first period was but you guys like get the point you know like okay and then you're and then you're walking through the hallways and people are low-key like that's a tiktok girl and it's just like i know you're literally talking dude yeah literally today they're like i see your post about me they're like so it was nice that i didn't have to like look at those people anymore but that were just being mean to me like i just got to be with people that i actually like exactly no but the thing is like i love my mom but i don't want to hang out with her every single day
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yeah, like every weekend is all-star cheer. She can't compete.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
You're going to be way more motivated, Harper, to film videos.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I want to film videos. You'll be way more motivated when you just have your days free. And it's like you don't have to film your videos on the weekend when your friends are hanging out. And you don't have to film it at 6 p.m. when you're out of school. But I'm sick of getting banned.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
i look too underage the last thing i posted was trap bunny well that could be why now mine they took off just randomly my backup account that i've lost like crazy amount of followers on for some reason but what's it at it was at 806 000 and now it's at like 799 what happened to your leg yeah her backup account they banned comments on it so nobody can comment
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yeah, no, TikTok just, like, restricted it, which is so stupid. And I was trying to get it fixed.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, hopefully my- He literally was trying to psych her out.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
sorry what were you saying oh cash always tells that to me like the other day um i was looking at pictures of him in hawaii when he was 16 and i was like oh like we should take a trip like that with all our friends and he was like you just always want the past you always want what's already happened i'm telling you i said i'm sorry i was not on that hawaii trip
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, I agree. We should all be more content in the present.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
But then one day you're going to be like, I wish I was just in high school again with my friends.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Because you haven't listened to me for the last eight minutes.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Go back. Watch the last eight minutes. Anyways, what I was going to say is, should we not wait to see if they even liked the diary episode? And then we can refilm it, and we can get Kenzie's diary, and we can get Harper's diary, and then we have everyone's diary.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Let Kate read it. Well, first of all, are we even wanting to do this? Because we just did this.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Because what if we post the first one and everyone hates it?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Is this part of the pod today that we just don't know about? Like they fight and they leave and then they leave.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you finish, should Kinsey and I share the versions of the story that we got from our husbands? Like Mav told you a different story and Cash probably told me a different story.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
The one at the boys' house the other night. At like midnight.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Need help. Alex is saying that Mav didn't have anything in his hands. I'm not going to lie.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
A Taco Bell? I can't wait to get Jack in the box when I get it.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I'm gonna like dart it at you so it doesn't... I can't see anything.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Taco Bell did give us a burger. What the freak is that supposed to mean? Wait, you were with me when this happened. We parked in the parking lot of Taco Bell, and Alex was like, I'm going to go in there and grab something real quick. And we're like, okay. He comes back, and he's like, oh, the lady was like, man, I've never seen your body before. You just keep coming through the drive-thru.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
probably like four hours okay wait what are you guys doing let's just stay the night a secret a secret room are y'all building a secret room wait what are you guys doing after the pod it's a secret it's a secret what are y'all doing tell us what you're doing you literally it's literally it's literally an interview yeah how long like an hour it'll probably be about an hour I'm sorry.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I want to order them right now, actually. If you order them, they'll probably be here by the time you're done filming.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
oh here she goes wait harper if you order it you please get 12 pack for real i am gonna get a 12 pack okay yeah wait what if the only places to eat were jack-in-the-box arby's and taco bell and you had to order a meal where would you go those are the three most down bad restaurants ever jack-in-the-box because it has burgers i'm pretty sure and pizza
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
That's crazy that I did that and didn't even post the video. Wow.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
This is gonna hurt. Max Payne. Okay, I got one for Kate.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
You know what donuts I actually really like?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Okay, yeah, but wait. If I think about it... What if he's right, though?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Okay, yeah, but how do you know that? I watched him do it at the Shipley's in my town. The Shipley's?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Kiss, marry, kill. Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, or what was the other one I said? Arby's.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I would like to answer. Thank you. Marry Taco Bell.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Okay, who are you killing? Arby's. Oh, for sure, yeah. And I'll kiss Jack.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
anymore. Harper, did you ever watch that? E.T. looks like a popsicle, man. Oh, you did?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Oh, you're dead. What the? You don't even have time.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Pass it on. Not children. What the heck, bro? Yeah, you're either in jail or dead. What the?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I shouldn't have asked this question. You can't look at him while he's saying that.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Oh, my gosh. Or our mom. Oh, my gosh. Moms? Harper, how do you feel that he might kiss or marry your mom? What the? Or kill her. He might kill your mom. Who knows?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Ew, stop. No, we're done with that. Okay, I have a new game.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
It's another hint. So what's the last line? Jason. Did you just say Muhammad because the last like week you've had like three DoorDash drivers name that? No.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
We're in a lot of drama. Oh, my God. Listen.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
This is not candy. It's like a cookie. It's a cookie. Don't hand it to him, Kate.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Well, did you do it as he drops it off the window?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
You're not actually going to ask this man to come on camera. Oh, yes, we are. Yes, I am. Stay tuned, baby. We have a podcast. Yes, yes, yes.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kate, you don't buy groceries anyways, and Kate buys them.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
They brought their pizza delivery guy on one of their things.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Wait, y'all should do a short like that where you're like, you've seen the restroom. You're like, please come inside. Go straight forward, turn left, and the first door on your left. They deliver it to the bathroom.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Could you throw... You see it? No, you don't.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
What about her dad? Oh, man. You're being cooked, babe. Your parents will watch this.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
That's not necessarily Kate's dad. Kate's dad, my dad, or Harper's dad? It's kiss, marry, kill. Yeah.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Just play your way. I don't think she's playing her way at all with these options. Okay. I can kiss him on the cheek. Yes. No. Okay. You can't do that. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Well, then I would have to kill y'all's dad.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Because technically now he's like sort of my dad.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I don't think that's the same. I don't. I would not say that's true at all.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I don't think that that's. No. You're really killing my dad. Juan is at the store. I'm struggling, Kate. I need help. Would you kill James? I love you to death, James, but you're my father-in-law, so yeah. Dang.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Yo, could you give me one? I need to hold the bag. I'll give you one. You better catch it or it's going to go on the floor. Can you give me one? A pebble? Yeah. Thank you. You brought the wrong snack on set today. How did I not intercept that?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
What the? You can't ask that. They just did. Look at me now.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Cash, Maverick, and Alex. Oh! Oh! Definitely killing Cash.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Honestly, your parents are probably like, thank goodness they said that.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Okay, um, kiss Kate's dad and marry Harper's dad. You kissed my dad?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I feel like it's because they're, like, the least close. Like, I don't know, because we're all family, and they're, like, on the outside of, like, not family, so it's, like... Wow, really just pushed her to the outside, didn't you? No, I'm saying that it's, like, it's a... Okay, I got one for Kate. Oh, gosh, okay.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Cash, Maverick, and Alex. Oh, Cash, Maverick, and Alex. Wait, who's up for Cash? Oh, what's it going to be? Definitely killing Cash.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I feel like I can't make eye contact with anybody.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
This is true. When you said Mav, I said bang, bang.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Okay. Sorry, Alex. So, kill Mav? I'd kiss you, Alex. Ew.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
You're comparing honey to a dead corpse? That's about how bad she smells.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Oh my gosh. That's crazy work. She can't help it. Her little bro.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
That's the only one she made a face to. Yeah. I don't know what to do.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
It's gonna be very good. Can y'all please view it?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
It's a Harper Zillmer song starring Cash and Maverick.
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, , , , , ,, P. P. P. P. P. P, aut ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ag ac G P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P Laboratory boh boplhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , ay la , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
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no yeah yeah yeah he was like he's like yeah yeah yeah no yeah he's like oh that's funny that's funny the times we've gone down to like cancun or the when we went to the dominican republic the people there like obviously english is not their first language but they're always the funniest to me they are man do you remember the ones that were friends with us until they got mad at us wait who got mad at us when you went too far out in the ocean
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Yeah. Wait, recently? Yeah, we're not welcome back for six years. You probably don't know this.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
No. See, I have 3.5, and that rounds to zero.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
He sat in a cake and caught his hair on fire, but we have to be careful about what we do. Yeah.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
She thought he was on drugs and had to give a hair sample? She thought he needed to give a hair sample for something because there was a chunk of hair missing. You do that for drugs and drugs only. What the?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Don't resist it. You moved after you said don't move.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
This is going to hurt you, Cash. Three, two, one. Max Payne. Okay, I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I'm not going to lie. It looked kind of romantic for a second there. You guys were like swinging around. Y'all know that little toy game, the monkeys in the barrel? With the little plastic monkeys? That was like a real life representation of that when I used to pull the monkey out and they were all stuck together. That's what that looked like. I need like a romantic edit of that in slow motion.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Harper was changing. She actually did come out in a different outfit.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
No, you can't. You guys will have to watch it. Well, I'm going to watch it. No.
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He's watched it many times today. They were living their best lives yesterday. It's so fun. He's watched that clip so many times today. You're telling me you think that music video is better than our podcast song?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Yeah, well, well, well, well. You think it's better than your engagement video? Oh. Because I don't.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
You know people when they click back, it's spiked at that point? No. Are you kidding me? I mean, that's weird.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I swear I didn't. You got it. You're fine. Harper, your outfit's cute.
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kate was so cute i saw her reading her hunger games book and i just like wish that i could do that but i can't read books yeah kate and kinsey didn't exactly have a cameo in it at all i was shopping yeah shopping oh that's not good no it's not i was using your card too what the how do you have my card well i i used the shared card and me and kate bought the pink couch for our new video room
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Nope, nope. We wanted a better one. We wanted one without a great divide in it.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
This thing looks ghetto as heck and mine and Kate's videos need to be cutesy and not ghetto. Yeah.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Actually, we bought two. We did. We bought two couches. Just in case we had... Because, you know, this couch can't really fit three people super comfortably. No, no, no.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
For when we have three people in a video. It was a bundle deal. We saved money.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
And you fall for it every time. But it's only for one week. He thinks that because Hobby Lobby, he thinks, okay, Hobby Lobby does get you. You can't tell me that's not. They have sales every week. No, every day. Well, I know. Every week it's new sales.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Why is my mic so low? I like how you started the podcast as soon as I walked out of the room. Oh, yeah.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Hobby Lobby gets me. Hobby Lobby, it's like if you go and you see a painting you like and it's not on sale, check back next week and it will be. But not all stores are like that. Target doesn't just throw their clothes on sale. And you literally were saying, my jeans are too skinny, I need new ones. And I said, well, why don't you buy some now?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
No. No, I swear. We really can't have any amount of silence. I was going to see if we could make... I wasn't going to talk first. I was going to see if we could make some awkward silence happen, but it just didn't.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
I don't like cinnamon rolls, so I've never ordered that. Wait, is it, like, there's the cinnamon twist? Okay. Okay.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Do you remember my Taco Bell face? What? Do you remember that? I remember Cash's Taco Bell phase.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
No, I don't. Yeah, that's insane. Do you know what a Baja Blast is? I was always like, can we get a Doritos Loco Taco?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Pop up that video again of Kate dropping the turd in McDonald's. Wait, did you actually take your pants down and poop?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I just started laughing. I'm kind of excited. Do it, do it.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I never want to hear cash say anything about me having an accident cuz every single video I've seen Toilet and then going
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No. I said you should probably tan for the live show because the lights are going to be bright and then you're going to look pale.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Kenzie was frustrated too, I can't lie. Kenzie was frustrated. No, Kenzie was frustrated.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I apologize. Cash is the only one that knew both people were coming. What?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I am so sorry. I was trying to get her to send some crazy thing in the group chat. I was like, just send something like, Kate. What were you going to say? I don't remember. She was going to be like, can we get an L in the chat for Kate? Everybody, because she's ignoring me.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
He's just saying, like, oh, you know, Kate's texting me, and he's like, she just texted me, how you doing?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No, the TV's not breakaway. Look, ready? Kate? No. Hey, catch. What do you say you turn this room into a rage room? No, no, no, no, please.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Kate had this genius idea this morning. She's like, how about we all go to Kendra Scott and we make matching LOL podcast rings.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
We should have at least one brain cell in our brain, but we can't stand that.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Okay, so now I'm going to talk. And that's why we don't let you tell many stories. Harper being tiny. She was showing me a video in between episodes and cash you're gonna die laughing at this. Can you pull it up?
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We Broke Up!
Did you get it out of the props in the garage? Oh my God. Why does it look like a piece of cheese on the other side?
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We Broke Up!
It literally melted in the thing. That is literally the slice of cheese from the diary.
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We Broke Up!
Let me see that arm. Let me see that arm Wait, why is it low-key getting some muscle? She's like low-key getting some muscle.
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We Broke Up!
Did you learn that at the gym? I was impressed for about half a second. Wait, did you do that at the gym? What was that?
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We Broke Up!
Wait, learn it before, like, when you... Have you ever got it longer than that? What was that?
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We Broke Up!
Oh, that one was faster. What are you trying to do? I think she's trying to do like an elbow stand, if I'm correct. How about you try, Cash? If you're making fun of your wife, how about you try?
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We Broke Up!
Why is that thing still on the wall? I know, that's what I was thinking. That's not safe to be eaten.
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We Broke Up!
Ozempic partnership. When we start the podcast, I can be like, do you ever need Ozempic like me?
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We Broke Up!
You'd be like, Diet Coke on my leg. Man, Diet Coke on my leg. Oh, my God. Don't laugh at that.
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Our House Was Robbed!
No, that's okay. You also need lemons. Okay. Without the snacking, perhaps.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Get a billion dollars? That's stupid. You have to answer. I'm glad you wasted our time. You have to answer. I think we all would rather take a billion dollars, man. What is the most painful death ever? I don't think we should talk about it.
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Our House Was Robbed!
No Please I'm being so serious what you smack like literally so bad like you inherited it from your freaking great-great-grandma, bro Ready this one's further Guys I have I have something to show you guys please Kate. Can I you can you give me the remote to the TV, please? Okay, I'm
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh my gosh. That's my lunch. Hold on. I feel like we're going to see some things we shouldn't see. That's my acne. That's a lot of acne. Oh, that was Cash and I taking a nap.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Did you guys see that? See, this was me at the gym when I smelled like a Frito. Wait, did you guys see the TV? I'll send all these pictures and get them popped up.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Don't you worry. So I was scrolling through the comments. Don't worry about this picture. I was at the gym, and I smelled like a Frito because I still had myself tanner on. But somebody smells like a Frito right now.
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Our House Was Robbed!
It's going around. Anyway, I was scrolling through comments, and remember that episode that we all... Oh, I'm sitting on mustard. That's okay. Yeah, I told you.
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Our House Was Robbed!
remember that episode we all got in like a huge fight and like Mav and the cash were going at it it was a couple episodes ago but we all said we all said Maverick you keep talking over you have to stop I was reading the comments oh handpicked comments no no no this was just like one after another Maverick please let them finish speaking it's very difficult to follow the combo when you keep interrupting I'm sorry but Mav has been so annoying the past episodes I would lose my mind if Maverick was my brother classic middle child I didn't do anything wrong
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Our House Was Robbed!
Maverick makes me want to click off the pod every episode because he never lets anyone talk. Propaganda.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Wait, wait, wait. Go back. Chris K has a pretty giot. What was that? I said Mav has never been more annoying. No, no, no. The middle one.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Yeah, we can move past that. That was kind. Anyway, the point is, there was no reason. The point is, as we had stated, he was being very obnoxious and the audience didn't like it. And those were not handpicked. That was just me casually scrolling through the comments.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh, there's another one about my yacht. And that was a teacup I saw on HomeGoods. Okay. But I just wanted to share.
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Our House Was Robbed!
No, that was just like the most recent eight comments. Seemed like there was only eight comments. Yeah, our cameraman.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You can't hide the truth, Kate. I was just sharing with the class, and I wanted to let everyone know that... I would like to see that picture of Cash, please. That's so cooked.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I'm just fixing everything. Calm down. Wait, wait, wait. What showed? Nothing. Oh, oh, oh, oh. And there is our logo again. What?
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Our House Was Robbed!
No, no, no. I was putting it back. The point is, is he was dying on the hill.
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Our House Was Robbed!
And I think that that is Mav. So Mav, you can now go around and share what mine is.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I'm not saying be mean. Dude, that was not mean. That was constructive criticism. I just said something crazy. The comments wanted to be heard.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Yes, because I wanted the audience to know that they are being heard.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I actually asked Cash, I said, should I show it on the pod? He said, yes.
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Our House Was Robbed!
But what about Minnesota? No, I don't. Go. What about Minnesota? Go. Why don't you like Minnesota? Go away. What about Minnesota?
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Our House Was Robbed!
What did Kate did to entice these conversations? Because Kate actually tries not to talk a whole lot when you're around. What? What did I do? Be quiet.
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Our House Was Robbed!
What did I do? Listen, I brought the comments up on the pod for content. I don't actually care. I thought, you know, I asked Cash. He said, yeah, that's funny. You should do it. I said, okay. But what do I do off camera, just in day-to-day life, that you have to be told by your wife to be nice to me? Do I clean too much? Do I clean too much? Is that it? No.
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Our House Was Robbed!
oh and he's so nice a stand-up guy what is that a meme from y'all have to watch it yeah i guess so because i don't get it do you guys did you guys i started drinking olipop if you want to sponsor us but since you're not a sponsor oh my gosh for now um did you guys i was in so deep on the olipop versus poppy drama What do you like better? No one knows what that is.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh, Cash. You're Cash Baker. Kate? You are hungry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Still hungry.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh, giraffe? I don't know. I can't see. Nobody knows what the freak I am.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Two at the same time is just incredible. Did you see this with your own eyes?
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Our House Was Robbed!
He did. Come show off your new haircut. Wait, is that why you're not coming? Because your haircut?
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Our House Was Robbed!
And I think that that is Mav. So Mav, you can now go around and share what mine is.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Mr. Clean just fell on our stairs. Oh, my Uber Eats. Just chunk it out. Oh, no! What is in there?
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Our House Was Robbed!
This burger smells so bad. I just keep smelling the mustard. Hey, I got a question.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I need you to tell me what I can do to fix myself. I can do it.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You're the only person that'll be extremely brutally honest with me in this household.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Yeah. Mav, I need to better myself. We all live together. We all have to work to be better. Mav, you drag things on for way longer than they need to be.
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Our House Was Robbed!
So proud of you. Are you telling him not to say this right now?
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Our House Was Robbed!
OK, well, then I need to know if it's something because we all live together. I'm a firm believer that if there's something wrong, we all need to talk about it. And I need to be better because something's obviously wrong. So what is wrong?
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Our House Was Robbed!
if there's something this is so dramatic her noises keep it coming okay if there's something i could do to fix being your housemate what is it do i take up too much room in the fridge that's not what i thought that was going also awesome
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Our House Was Robbed!
I was looking in there, and Loki was like, dang, I got a lot in there compared to this.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I get what you're saying, but, but, okay. I don't get what he's saying. No, no, I do. No, no, he's saying, he's saying like, because I'm aware that I do all these things. I assume that nobody else does anything. See, I don't think that's right.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Wait, how did that say it one more time? Because I'm aware of what I do. I'm aware that I will do like clean this, organize this, do that. But because I know that I do that, he thinks that I assume that nobody else does anything.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Yeah, I am. But I'm also aware of the things that other people do too. I'm aware that Kinsey worked for days to get the spreadsheet for the LOL podcast, all of our stuff organized, which is something we three have never done in the last year and a half of having a podcast. And I'm very thankful that she did that because that is not something that any of us wanted to do. Oh, I'm cooked.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I'm aware, Mav, that you take care of things for the podcast, and you are making sure that thumbnails get done. I'm aware that Cash is doing the same thing as well. What? This guy?
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Our House Was Robbed!
No, I hear him. I know I hear him. No, I hear him. I hear him talking all the time. Do we have this thumbnail? What are we doing today? Do we have this for your dad?
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Our House Was Robbed!
Well, he's getting stuff done. You're getting stuff done. I'm aware that everyone's getting stuff done around the house. Whether it's work, our house, or what it is. Okay, you're right. You're right.
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Our House Was Robbed!
That's what I do in my bed. But imagine being the burglar, though, on the other end of that, and you just hear a little 10-year-old boy, I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I know you're out here.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You're not stopping the bear if he's already attacking somebody. Unless you have a gun. Did they have a gun? No, they didn't have a gun.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Somebody's here. Hey, babe, can you get that? Tell them that you're the reason our house smells bad.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Y'all make jokes out of things that should not be jokes. Honestly, yeah.
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Our House Was Robbed!
That cannot be good for your body! Yeah, that ain't good for you.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I know. It's amazing. You're kind of like blending in with the strawberry with the red shirt. Your hair? Yes, my hair. How you cut it?
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Our House Was Robbed!
What the? No, no, no, no, no. Please, please. I don't want people touching my water.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I love your protein intake. I really do. It's fascinating. It's oddly high. He just started this like two days ago. That's why it's at a protein high.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Because I don't want to be just rude and barge into your fridge and be like... Yeah, but I'm... Well, low-key, it's an obstacle to get to the fridge right now because there's so much trash in our garage.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Kate's uncle? What happened? My uncle sends us all gift cards on Christmas.
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Our House Was Robbed!
It's not. It wasn't the fact that it was Adidas. What? What are you laughing at? My burger was messed up.
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Our House Was Robbed!
That should be a red flag though you have to eat it within the first 30 minutes of it being you can't even catch Like you're so bad at catching now.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Why is this a thing? Guys, I don't understand what just happened, and I'm really upset about it. And also, America, your food is highly suspicious. That... It's not real. That's not edible. Robert Kennedy Jr., please save us. That's disgusting. You're killing yourselves, America. Don't step on the mustard.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Are you sure? I'm on the pod. Do you see our cameraman rolling his eyes because it's annoying when people eat? I just don't want you to be mad. No, you eat it. Drink it. Those are in there for people to drink. I tried them, and I didn't really care for them.
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Our House Was Robbed!
What are they called? It's like an Olipop, but just a different brand. It's called Culture Pop. I like the front of it, all the words.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Yeah. Is this? Oh yeah. What is this? Kombucha? It's a, it's just like a prebiotic soda.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Have conversation while I do it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. There was a video on TikTok of this kid doing it with Sprite, and he went crazy. Maybe we should get you a Sprite. Have you guys ever played Would You Rather?
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Our House Was Robbed!
It's everywhere. I can't. You got it. You can do it without burping. Okay, continue your would you rather. Is that strawberry flavor? It tastes so bad. Do you have any sprites?
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I Was In An Accident!
I think Kinsey can teach Stella to do that. I feel like I can.
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I Was In An Accident!
She's like, not my trash. Harper. What? Why are you sad? I'm not. We were kidding about your Instagram. Oh, my gosh. Your abs weren't. I believe you. Your abs were real.
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I Was In An Accident!
I did not get that. I'm born to not get that. Y'all are on your own for that one.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
So we're sitting in this breakfast place. We're sitting at Norm's Diner. Just in a booth, trying to relax, you know, have a nice rainy day in L.A. And Kate's like, I'm not sending this message. And Cash looks over at her and says, stop being a brat and send the message. And said, I don't know what else.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Wait, Kate, tell them your new idea, your book. Oh, yeah. So anyways.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Wait, coquette? Are we sure we're saying it right? Yeah, coquette. It's like bows and peels.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Also, Heather, that is not the size of a body. Yeah. I don't know where you are. Yeah, Cash tried to fit through it many times. It doesn't work.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Y'all need to specify what that means. We weenied somebody. Okay, well, great.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
It's like, what's that other word y'all use when your thing glitches? Cooked? No. Yes, probably that too.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
We're sitting at Norm's Diner. Just in a booth, trying to relax, you know, have a nice rainy day in LA. And Kate's like, I'm not sending this message. And Cash looks over at her and says, stop being a brat and send the message.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Emo! That's what y'all say. Emo? That's the word I was going to use. You don't know what emote means? Like lagging, right? Yes.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
It's very real in my opinion. Okay, this one, you'll see I chose the picture very particularly.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Ferb. Ferb? But Ferb while he's dancing. Oh, heck no. Like, look how thick he kind of looks. Who's Ferb?
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Hear Me Out Cake!
No, Ferb is so intellectual. And he doesn't talk very much. Y'all just into shy guys? Well, I just have been around Maverick a lot, and he talks a lot, and so I thought Ferb was a good alternative.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Well, then how come you always use that as an excuse when you're battling people? You're like, I'm emoting.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Hey, he better hurry up before John. Wait, what? I looked at his Instagram one time when you talked about him. Yeah. I think. It's a good choice.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
james charles yeah that makes sense i love james he's so pretty you guys would be cute together look at his highlighter in that picture it is kind of popping that's his old picture i know all right kate what about you what's your last one cash why were all of yours oh no one of them is a girl okay hey but you do remember this is a hear me out cake okay okay all right yeah i remember yeah kate what's yours
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Hear Me Out Cake!
All right, this one kind of reminds me of Mav. If Mav wore glasses, he was, like, a little nerdy.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
No, he just, like, likes history stuff. And if y'all saw, Maverick, like, way scrolled down on his Instagram when he was, like, 15. For some reason, he liked bow ties. Isn't he so cute? Let me see. Is that from Notre Dame? No, it's from that one movie where they go searching for... The secret treasure? The treasure something? Yeah, they're looking for Atlantis or whatever.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
He's really attractive. That's crazy. I had a big crush on him when I was younger. What's his name? I like nerdy guys. See?
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Hear Me Out Cake!
He has a long name. I'll read it to you. Quandel Dingle? No. All right, is that all of them? That is all of them. His name is Milo James Thatch, which is also funny because Maverick's name is James.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Did he not post it? I didn't know a little lemur. We were so sad that we weren't there.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
We had to see it from the video. It was crazy. Wait, did he not post it?
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Hear Me Out Cake!
they showed us the video afterwards and it's like whenever i was thinking of monkey poop when he said that you know like rabbit poops like little pellets yeah that's what i was thinking but they showed us the video and it literally is like brown mud all over it's disgusting wait did you show the video like that monkey had the run i think he did i think he did if not i'm pretty sure they got it on like our actual camera so you guys can watch the video and that's concerning
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Hear Me Out Cake!
No, I think there's enough chemicals in that prime. If you just drink it, it'll dissolve it. Oh, perfect.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
You put him by. That would be funny, too. We should have a whole video about chasing animals.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
And now you're in LA while everyone's at a party. The grass is always greener on the other side.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Yeah, it's been ordered. I'm going to laugh so hard when Stella gets in the hot tub.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
well it's just it's completely random but remember the other day how i was saying how maverick gets me clothes sometimes and it's so sweet and y'all are like oh yeah you have to tell him that he gets you ugly clothes do you remember that conversation in the car yeah long time ago these are some pants that he got me and they're cute anyway sorry that was random well how have y'all been
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I Bought My Dream Car!
What the? He was in the shower this morning. You know that song that's like, well, I didn't have money for a Broadway show. But the thing is, you know that song? Really?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, no, no. He wasn't singing that, though. He's singing that melody with completely different lyrics. He's making up his song. Well, baby, I just can't get you off my mind. And I really would rather just die. And like, what?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Sure. What? This is such an off day. Geier High School, hail to thee. We pledge our love and loyalty.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
You find ways around it. Also, a lot of times the curfews and stuff are only for freshmen. Once you're past your first year, then you can kind of do what you want. Go and party like a college girl.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, I'm not saying that school should be abolished, but Cash and I were talking the other day that the reason kids have to go sit, a freaking six, seven-year-old has to go sit in class for eight hours a day is because it is a form of childcare for parents. It's quite literally child labor.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
But if we were to homeschool our kids, we are not going to put our kids at a desk and make them sit there for eight hours a day.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Everyone shut your mouth. Listen, listen, it's not the teacher's fault. I don't think it's the teacher's fault at all. I think it is the American education system's fault.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Let's say that we never had, like, an interaction with a person for 30 seconds. No, we do think... Cash and I were also saying that the school system kind of, like, babies kids up until they're 18, so that when they're 18, then they have to go to college, and now they have curfews because they've been babied their whole life, and they're just not getting out on their own.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
People need structure. The average person like does have to have like authority over them and stuff like that. And I think that 13 year olds do because of today's society. You're thinking back to 100 years ago when a 10-year-old boy is working full-time and he's getting paid quarters a day.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Yeah, that's what he associates with. He's like, years ago, there were 10-year-olds. They were out doing newspaper runs and shining shoes, and they were working full-time, and they weren't in school, but that was 100 years ago. That's not today's society, so it doesn't work like that.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
When she walks in the shower, she's like, I just look at her and I'm like, I went, I kept my mouth shut for, I'm not even joking, 15 minutes. And the thing is, is he kept repeating the same line over and over and over and over.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Wait, that would be a good... On the podcast, imagine they're just wrestling. That would be a good gender reveal. You have one in pink and one in blue and they know who has to win and then they fight it out.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
It was a good idea. I thought I had a new business opportunity.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
We actually, I bought that. Cookie. I went to HomeGoods. HomeGoods has this collection of chairs. And Kenzie and I went and there was a Chinese takeout box. There was a watermelon. There was a strawberry.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Okay. See, I know that's normal to you guys because you grew up with that.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, literally. Don't drop out. America's society doesn't let you drop out. This is an aardvark.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, that guy saw Shrek. What should I order, people? What should I order? I am, but I gotta eat now. I didn't eat this morning.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Uh, no. Cash thinks he's so main character and that the dogs are on a cum steel shoe. It's raining.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
We totally have not seen it, not once. This is the big car reveal. Shocker! Be careful, Harper. I will.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, yeah. If there's another car, Harper, do not freak out. It's just an Amazon delivery driver. Hi, Amazon delivery man. I'd hate for you to hit someone in your brand new Bronco. That would be a horrible way to start this.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
I'm a good driver, trust. Harper, Harper. Stop accelerating like that. I'm not going to lie.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Just go straight. Hopefully you don't get a nail in your tire. Oh, don't go straight. Turn left. Well, I was going to take her to the empty road.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Don't worry, I'll get it. No, you don't, Cash. You drive a 2012 Chevy Cruze. Why are you telling people you drive a Tesla?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
I'm figuring it out. There we go. Cash, get off the dirt. You're standing in the mud on purpose.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No. Okay, ready? Harper, if you get a flat tire by yourself, you're so good. Harper, are these seat covers?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
He's never checked the engine before. I'm just going to check the engine.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, it's because Honey can't eat Stella's food because she freaking dies when she does. What do you mean? She gets fat. She gets fat. She gets fat.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
People on the internet? No, my family. My family keeps telling me she's looking bigger. What do you mean she's looking bigger?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
It's fine if he didn't have to film. Harper, you want to see me with short hair first? He never wants to take his hat off.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, she could hold it. That's the thing. I was right behind her and I was about to open the door and she just pees on the floor. I'm right there. The door's right there. She knows to go outside but she still just peed on the floor.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Does anybody know what she just said? I feel like mine is like a mixture of both.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
After every softball game, we had to get on the bus and put on... You had to sing it every time and you don't know it? Yeah, I forgot it. What the... I'm not Geyer in my blood, apparently.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
I think I would tell them, like, two football games, I feel like. What? Wait, I got it. Oh, what just happened to our camera guy?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Was that the losing alma mater? Y'all didn't win enough. You want to have a loser one?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Marcus. That's good. That's nice and short. Wait, it was like we stuck our hand out the window and we had to wave our wildcat in the air on the bus when we pulled back into the school parking lot.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
That sounds like literally it was a losing alma mater because y'all were like, what's it called? We'll get them next time. Wait, did you say that?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Yeah, you know what I'm falling for? Wait, why did you say that at the same time?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Hey, come down now. You can come down. Harper, where are you going?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I'm pretty sure you just caught her heaviest prick, but that's okay.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Better than Kate's flying. You fell faster than Kate. How do you have a saw?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I was waiting for when it was going to hit her. I was like, is she going to say it? She was like, wait, do I have to say this?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
It's hard to cook something that wasn't so nice. I'm sorry. I like Donald Trump.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Because you said you didn't want it. This was my birthday present from today. Why wouldn't you at least give me like 12 hours to eat it?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
And then Harper just comes out, she's like, hello, fellow alien. Hello.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
See, Harper, you said we weren't going to pick you, and here we are. I'm picking you. I think you can do some... Well, you're the youngest, so like...
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
We thought you'd like those. Oh, this actually is funny. I got butter socks. This is actually cool.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Why are you acting like that? It's contaminant. Get away from me. It's in a wrapper. No, seriously. I don't want it near me.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
No. Please put it away. Please put it away. It's kind of shaped like a stingray.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Hey, let me see my birthday chicken nuggets. Wait, when is his birthday?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
You know what is a piece of crap? I'll tell you. They all have their 100,000 plaques and their 1 million plaques or whatever. I finally hit 100,000. I get my plaque in. It's half the size.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Harper's like, that's pathetic. I did that in a day. No, no, no. I'm looking at the plaques.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
About the size of my belly button. And that would be mine.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
We should show them up. Let's make a song, and it'll do way better than Cash and Max.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Pape! He's choosing to ignore us. A girl song release? Wait, I truly think we need a song with Kinsey, Kate, and Harper. A girl song. No, kind of the vibe of, you remember Everly LeBron song?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Well, you can carry for us if you'd like. That's fine. I just want to go on stage at the live show and be like...
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Hold up. Other than the clips that Mavis showed me, I've never, like, watched a full thing, sir.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Wait, I've seen one music video all the way through. It's y'all's proposal one. Wow, you haven't seen Space Cowboy?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Best Buy. What are you doing? A girl kidnapped you in this video? Yes.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I feel like Kate, if we just sing one verse a day, then we could make a song. Yeah.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I'm not laughing. Like the meanest thing I've ever done?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I did hit a car one time, but the person was walking up to me, and I was late to something, so I gave them my phone number, and I was like, here, you can call me. And they're like, okay, yeah, like, that works. And we agreed upon that. They never called me. I've had multiple stories.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
He said something about hitting a car and leaving.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
But that person doesn't really know that I did it.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
This guy really, really liked me, and I was just not about it, but I never told him I didn't like him. And so he would just bring me gifts and stuff, and I would just discard them some ways. But for Valentine's Day, he spent a ton of money. He bought me $120 perfume, and he's in seventh grade, so I guess his mom bought it. Are you joking?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
He bought me this bracelet. And I was just like, I don't really want any of this. So I gave the perfume to my mom. I gave the bracelet to my friend. And I don't know what I did with the flowers. But I guess that was the meanest thing.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
No. I just didn't want to hurt his feelings. Aw, that's nice. That is nice.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I used to do some mean things to my sister, but she also did some mean things. I can tell you tons of mean things she did to me. I was always so much smaller and she used to like chase me around the house and I would run into my bedroom and I would hide behind my door and like try to lock it.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
But she was so much bigger than me and she would just push the door open so hard that I would get stuck between the door and the wall. But we didn't have those little door stoppers. No, but she would push the door so hard that the door kind of like wrapped around me because we didn't have those expensive doors. We had those light hollow doors and the door handle would like go into the wall.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
So forever I had like a big hole in my wall because from the door handle. But then I would run around in a circle around my room screaming and I would take the lamp and I would pull the lampshade off while the lamp was plugged in. I'd turn it on and I'd be like, come at me, come at me. And I would like try to burn her. That was pretty mean.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
No, that's not true. No, I believe it 1,000%. That happened to me.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
And you know what? When I brought my friends over, they thought Jaycee was cool. So instead of hanging out with me, they'd go hang out with Jaycee. Yeah, that happens too. So I never had to get to hang out with anybody.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Go to the rice pot. It is fantastic. And they give you 10 times more. It doesn't taste like cardboard.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
This is halfway not true, and you know it. I never tell you about it.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Thank you. Okay, now here's the truth, and I'll tell you it straight up. Maverick tries to eat. I don't know why I said it like that. Don't worry. Stop. He's not deprived by any means.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Just cut that from your brains. Anyways, Maverick tries to eat.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Maverick tries to eat ice cream at 12 o'clock at night when he lays down in bed.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
When you turn 30 and you don't, I don't six pack. I'm going to remind you of that.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Okay. I, I think I'm done with this show. Wait, I wanted to hear your story.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
He eats ice cream at midnight. And then he also has at least three root beers a day. But he drinks a root beer also at midnight. And I'm like, just go to sleep. You're not hungry. Just go to sleep.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
What? Supercut. It's going to be bigger. You Know Me Better?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
There's no cherry ice cream in the freezer. But do you know that I could have a whole bag of Sour Patch Kids, a whole bag in one day, and it would still be less sugar than your five mils.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I was saying, your diet is like when somebody's like, oh, I'm only going to eat salad, but then they pour a whole bottle of ranch on it.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
The other night, I just set it on my side table.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
The difference is, the difference is, no, the difference is, I'll have one root beer, like, a week. And Maverick will have four root beers a day. Not one a day, one a day.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Can't you just not wait to be like, arguing about root beer with people? It'll be great.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
He's here for you. Haddix. Who? Hadley? What did you just say?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
there's multiple songs like that it's no one sick and he has he yodels more that was more like singing he's yodeling he's like
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
no you guys are both pretty and cool and fun thanks yeah here's the thing maybe he doesn't like anybody maybe he's just like on a grind like you know working hard and but he got three girls in his music video well that's what most music videos are yeah i do remember being your age and raging at the fact that cash got every woman on the face of the planet in his music videos except for me
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I did watch a scene of a music video that I don't know if it's posted or not.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I was like, not the whole video, but I watched a clip of it and I was like, what's happening here? This is kind of crazy.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I don't know. It was, like, older girls. They were, like, Lainey's friends or something.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
How often? Wait, like on text message or just Snapchat? On a daily basis.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Kinsey, what do you think the song of the summer is going to be? Oh, I'm so skewed. I don't have the correct answer, actually. Mine's Escapism.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
If you're a man and a girl asks you, what are we? It's your fault. It's strictly your issue. Stop acting a fool. You should be so intentional that they never have to ask that question.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Hey, so... I still think it's your fault. What? What? No. No, but if they have to question that, that means, okay, maybe you have... It's not that they have to question it.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Really? Somebody asked me, they were like, do y'all cut a lot of stuff? And I was like, no, but we do.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Okay, that has nothing to do with my age. It has nothing to do with my age. It's that I was not on social media. I had an Instagram, and that was it.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Growing up, my best friend, she lives on a farm, and they always had these little stray cats running around, and this mama cat had babies. Something got cut.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
We have internet. No, that has nothing to do with my age, because multiple people my age love social media, and they know all the things about everything.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
No, it's not. It's these boots were made for walking.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Or this chair is what it's called, I think. Chair. I told you this song.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Eliminate your rings. I don't want people to think that we're not married. Eliminate our rings.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Okay, it goes something like this. It's like, does your mama know you dance like that? Dance in that chair? Or something like that.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Push me up against the wall. Oh, I got one. This is so easy. I got it. It's the window song.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Looking at the picture frame. Picture frame on my bedside table. Frick, what is that song called? I got a picture. No. Frick.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Tire? Tire. I talk about getting to the side of the... I mean, that is a song that would... Oh, my God!
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Oh, I know. Somebody told me it was a baseball cap, but I cannot... Uh-oh, my back, my cap's on.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I was so scared. You're lucky you grabbed onto something.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm pretty sure I heard a sound come in. It literally made a noise. I'm not opening it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
If it's a snake, I'm going to hit you. No, get it away.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Hallelujah, it's a rain in Gerald. How many? Oh my gosh! Is that the present?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Can they hear him? He almost fell on Alex. Oh, my God.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Take Kate with you so she doesn't cry next time she sees a box. For 10K, can you tell me what a psychiatrist does?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Why? Because you're not tight for space at all. I am, though. You have so much space, it's crazy. Kenzie... Oh, my gosh. I can't tell if she's being serious. Oh, my gosh. You have the whole kitchen and everything.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What is that? Open it. I'm actually like, get that thing away from me.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What possessed somebody to do that, Kenzie? No. Please tell me. Because your husband does it all the time. No, he doesn't.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What do you mean you shouldn't? What? What? Because you clean up most of the house, so therefore, you should clean this up. Oh my... Matt, are you going to say anything?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What have y'all done to this girl to give her PTSD like this?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Kate stepped on my toe. Y'all faked us? I didn't mean to actually say that.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Dude, we got this. Okay. You know who we got worse? Who? Alex, because he's going to have to clean all this up.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Why isn't... All right, we can go open it. All right.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What is it, Matt? It's like giving me the temples in here. Just sit in Kate's spot. I don't know.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Just open it, not here. I'm leaving. What are you doing? I'm leaving. Why are you coming onto me? I'm trying to leave, Cash.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Hey, just look. Oh, my gosh. Guys. Oh, my gosh. Who is making it make noise? And why did y'all take my headphones?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh, Kate. Cash had no idea what was actually in there. I had no clue.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh, it's making noises! Cash! Oh my gosh! Cash! Okay, okay, okay. I won't spill it on the carpet.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Die. What? Dude, what? Well, I've already decided that we're going to have to get another dog before Honey does.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, I think she's still got a good five, six years.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
You know what I'm saying? Well, I've decided that I do need another dog before Honey passes. The same kind? Yes.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I'm sorry. I don't brain rot myself to sleep every night like you do.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, we're just more intelligent, and we don't fall asleep while scrolling on TikTok.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Do you know how every single night I have to be like, Cash, are you done brain rotting? And he's like, why do I do this?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Every night, I'm like, are you done brain rotting? He said, I got got. Hey, you do too.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
If you call scrolling on Pinterest brain rotting, sure.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I don't want you to explain it. Harper, will you explain it? Yes. What the? Basically.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Wait, what's that movie called? Panda Goose.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
She said quick intermission because she farted, man. Did you not?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Well, that's sad because their product got ripped off the shelves. Yeah, it did.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I went to go buy them for a YouTube video. Are you kidding me? They don't sell them anymore? No, because the mold.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I never got to eat one. Their cheese was drippy and moldy? Yeah.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Well, no, a couple months ago, I was filming a YouTuber testing product, and I was going to get a Lunchly and a Lunchable, and I couldn't find a Lunchly anywhere, and I asked an employee, like, where is it? And she was like, oh, we don't sell them anymore. So I looked it up, and it got ripped off the shelves because it wasn't, like, approved. The cheese was too drippy.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Wait, so how did you guys all know? Why would you make a video like that?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I thought that would have been so explanatory. I was so confused. Do you feel like you get confused a lot when talking to the guys? When talking to them, yes.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Well, we're on the topic of cheese. Yesterday, I was eating cheese. What?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
It was good cheese. It was phenomenal cheese. I offered everybody in the house a slice of cheese, and nobody wanted my cheese. It was Colby Jack. So I was eating my snack cheese, and I ate like half the package.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
That was literally a fat joke. And the reason I was eating cheese slices is because it's the only freaking snack I can have on this stupid diet.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh, I got another story for y'all today, actually.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
It's going to ring four more times. Oh, it's done. Okay. Anyways.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I ate a lot of cheese, and my stomach started feeling, like, really bloated because I ate a lot of the cheese. And then I was like, oh, I ate so much cheese. And Harper was like, I know I saw. Like, so casual, and I was like, oh, okay. So I ate a lot of cheese. You know that cheese makes you constipated? Yeah.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, that's like a known thing. Do you remember the song you made with my brother? I ate way too much queso. I've been clogged up for like three days, bro. I do remember writing that lyric.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Wow. Has that been posted? No. No, it's so funny, though.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
In Cancun. It was so... I wish we could... Can you play the song or is that copyrighted?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Or we'll stay on the pod for your whole vocal lesson. Really? It's 30 minutes.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I feel like that would be the moment you run the opposite direction.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
That movie was so bad, Cash and I were wanting to go home.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh, I saw a video of Millie Bobby Brown talking about her accents. And she was like, my American voice is in the top of my throat. My English voice is in the middle of my throat and my Australian accent is in the bottom of my throat. And sometimes I walk around practicing my accents. Well, can we hear them?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I don't have to fake an American accent because I am American.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
At least I know my past on that one. Okay, next.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Okay, so this is my American accent. Thank you Millie for showing me this This is my English accent
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Would you guys like to meet up with me? Oh, my gosh, it's so bad. Oh, no. I feel like I practiced it so much, too. What, you practiced it? You could never hire me to be a British actress.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
And then you hear Cash. He's like, hey, get that out. Get that out. He's talking like Cartman the whole day. He's talking like... I did not sound like Carmen Cates.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Yeah, let me show you my Australian. I'm coming to Australia soon, so you guys can show me if it's bad.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
That's my normal. You mean that's better than my American voice? Okay, well, sorry, that was not it. I'll be going to Australia. Hit it once. I don't know if she's ever started yet. Wait, wait, wait. No, I need to do this without the microphone. Can you guys plug your ears for me?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Alex, don't listen. I got to practice for a second.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh, I feel as if you're listening. I'll be going to...
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Well, good night, mate. Frank, you guys are messing me up and you're listening. Okay, no practice.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Give us a full sentence. No, she's a crime.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I've been trying to show you guys my Australian accent for the last five minutes. This could be a last to last challenge.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Look, I'd like to get some cake and biscuits. I'd like... Thank you.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
And then we gotta film another one after her vocal lesson, so she's gonna be really warmed up then, and she'll sing for you.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
He said something and of course Slick City. They said, what's better? Going out with your boys and playing pool? I did not know you were here when we said that. Going out dancing and playing pool or going to Slick City? Slick City is top tier entertainment.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I was trying to live a rom-com. Let me live.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Also, I shared that story on the podcast a couple weeks ago.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I don't play the slides. I had to go down one. I was so scared.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
There should be a phone charger over there somewhere. A new one or an old one? Go get it.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Sorry. Harper has a vocal lesson. That white block right there with the black cord on it. That should work. I used that on my phone yesterday.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Hey, if you want to see more of this slick city talk, we went for a Cash From Maverick YouTube video so you guys can watch it when it's out.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Men in their mid-20s who weren't good enough for the high school basketball team.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Pause. Why is that thumbnail picture of me eight years old? What? That's such an old picture of me.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Unfortunately, I don't care what the internet wants to see.
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Wait, what? Let me see. He's shirtless on your thumbnail? That's not real.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Do you guys think I should go back blonde for the sole purpose of it looks better for social media? No. Or do you think I should keep myself happy with brunette hair?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Man, I'm really hungry, guys, and I know I've been saying that every single podcast episode lately. You want some tortellini? I really would.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Did you say mama? Did you? That's kind of cute if you did. It's like, aw, mama. If it's cute, then yes. No! Oh, I tried to save you guys. She ruins it, man.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, I'll tell you why everyone says it's girly. Because girls buy it for the oversized boyfriend hoodie look.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
But they don't have a boyfriend, so they just buy the hoodie.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I think it depends on the color of the camo.
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Like it's all worn out. I don't think they were in the design room.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
And I love having it because I love wearing it.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
How'd you make that noise? See, I told you, that's the coolest noise you make.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
He makes all these noises. He's like... Oh, it's so bad. Sometimes he's walking around upstairs and I hear him from a distance.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
He's just like... I'm like, who's coming down the stairs?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
He's like, I know what you've been feeling. Shakira, Shakira.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
That's literally what you do. You make noises, you sing, and then you make noises, and then you sing.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
He does do that. It's so loud for no reason. There's been a lot of times I could have been so mean and been like, shut up. And I have never once done it. Without reason.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Every time I tell you to be quiet, there's probably a reason.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, it's like we're having a conversation and you won't stop talking.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Well, why did it stay like that for a couple minutes?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
You said, Ma, we are going to Scooters. Were you driving?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Yes. What'd you get from scooters besides a cup of... What sauce is that? It's literally caramel sauce. Wait, are we talking about Scooter's, the coffee place?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Apparently, that's what I'm trying to get to the bottom of. So you got caramel sauce.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
You almost spilt the kufu for me. Not the mic.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
They have coffee, too? I know. I got their coffee one time, and I was gagged.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Yes, yes, that does look like you're watching Mr. B shirtless.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Yes, I like it. That is funny. The title is, but maybe let me type it out.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Whoa, now that is right in front of my face. Yeah, you get mad at Matt for having the mic in his face.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
She has tummy issues. You know what's so bad? I told Kenzie this, but the other day when Cash and I woke up, I went to go let her out and I let her outside and then I was putting her in her little kennel in the living room so we could go to the gym and there was throw up all over the carpet over there. And it had been there all night.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Somehow we don't have stains in that white carpet.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
They don't even care about Honey's well-being. Honey is almost a senior dog and she's throwing up often. Does that not concern anybody else?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Okay. I can do... I'll do... No, we got Kate's. Oh, okay.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
You're lying. No, I'm not. I know who wrote all of yours. You wrote that?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
all right uh yours oh uh kate you had harper's really you did that to everybody yeah you interrupted like your biggest flaws you don't let anyone finish a sentence wait it was you i've been framed on the podcast okay all right wait uh okay yeah kate read harper's uh harper this person said i hate that you like me the least out of everyone maverick was it you i hate that you like me the least out of everyone uh no i didn't write that i was like what's he thinking about it
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Is it because I did put your driving? Should I have been like, I hate that when you drive, you sometimes scare me because you're not a very good driver.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Well, she didn't know that. You said it out loud.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
you're gonna pick up their chipotle you should pick up their chipotle see she's angry about it just thinking about it no i'm angry at the incompetence of some of you guys as in you cash oh my gosh everybody forgets things times and then if anything you should be mad at me he's done it like every single time i ask him to pick my food up he forgets because i would say when you went on the when you went on the keto diet i feel like you got a little more sad
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No, building secret rooms is actually so fun.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
That's not funny, Harper. You shouldn't say that. Harper, put that on the list of things you shouldn't say. Oh, that was knuckles. Come on, give me knuckles.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I do think that. Only because it makes Harper sound really bad. No, that's a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Wait, Kate, tell me. It was literally like a Hitler joke.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Matt, don't fiddle with me. That's my Bible pen, and if you break it, I don't have it.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Well, she's making jokes about, like, making, like, getting with Matt.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Wait, hold on. Are you being serious? No, people are just going to take it wrong. That's all. I just think we need to be careful about the stuff we say because people will take it wrong.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Even if it's jokes, people will just think Harper's, like, crazy.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I don't know how I'd feel if she was saying that about Cash. Try it.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No, no, Harper, I'm saying if you are joking, you should stop because I think she doesn't know that you're joking.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Who are you hiding back there? You're trying to hide someone.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Are you trying to hide my name in between your fingers so that you can draw it?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I got to go what? He pulled my name. I know he pulled my name. Look at the smile on that man's face.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
What? Yeah, oh you were prom queen with someone else yeah Wow so you're you're mad at me for You scrolled that far down on my I did I was like I'm gonna see what Kinsey was up to and I was right She was in the sticks
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I'll tell you why it's awkward. It's because Harper started making comments that she's saying her jokes. Oh, so we're blaming it all on me now. No, no, no. I'm a minor. I'm a minor. I'm blaming Cash. I'm just saying that you were saying stuff that could be taken as not a joke.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I always hear- Oh my gosh, that's so funny!
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
The other day, we were in the car with Ashley, and she says to me, which is one of our friends, she goes, Kate, do you make Cash shower every night before bed? It was so random. It was just out of nowhere. I was like, yeah, of course. And she was like, okay, that's good, because he's really smelly. I was like, what the?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No, I'm not even joking, guys. When y'all get to the meet and greet, if you stand next to Cash taking the picture, you will smell him.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Bye. Wait, are we over? Oh, yeah, we can be over. Well, Harper, were you joking? Can you just tell us? Were you joking or were you being serious? We need to know that.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
See, there we go. No, no, no. Okay. All right. Goodbye.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Don't look at mine. Don't look. Can Alex read them so he can't tell the handwriting? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Yeah, I also could have told you that I feel like this one's not gonna perform very well either.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I hate that you like me the least out of everyone.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I hate that you like me the least out of everyone.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
To be fair, I actually thought that was, like, a really, like, good one.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Oh, no. Sorry, did that not hurt your feelings a little bit?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I thought she was going to get kind of offended.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
He said, does this look cool? He's like just waving a ribbon around. We've got to keep guessing.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
This is Harper's. Because now y'all know that Kate didn't write y'all's because she said yes to it.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
read Harper. This is what someone said. They said, I hate that you like me the least out of everyone.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
He's trying to do the math and figure out who.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
It's just right or wrong answers. You just pick a person, Matt.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I thought that was the first time y'all met.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Are there real feelings involved? Oh, yes. Very, very much. You stop talking. You cap a lot. You just say things in cap a lot.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Wait, what was the question that you were talking about earlier? I sure did start a conversation. What did I say?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
You know what's funny? Do your YouTube voice.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I would almost argue that that is better than Maverick's backflip.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Remember last year I was having a meltdown over turning 20 because I wasn't going to be a teenage girl.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I can't tell if you're capping so you're capping right now. Oh
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
You were like, can I get a picture with you, Harper?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Yeah, a whole thing. Sorry. Well, did it get 30 million views because Harper was being a grouch and told you no?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I never thought people would be nervous coming on this. Really? Is it slightly more ghetto than you thought it'd be?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Yeah. You know, like it's like in our upstairs. There's a hole.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Yeah, we shoot LOL Club over there. You know, one day we will get a studio, but that day is not today.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Okay. How does people calling you 30 on the internet make you feel?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Yeah, and you can't... That's why his backflip was so effortless, because he jumps high.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
High jump. How tall are you? He's like 5'7".
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Today, we're gonna be taste testing 100 crickets, and whichever cricket tastes the worst, dies. Today we're gonna be killing Gerald and if Gerald screams he's dead forever.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
If we offered you a permanent spot, would you take it?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I did also hear that you said you weren't into that skibbity stuff before this. Yeah, what's that mean?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I have the text receipts. I have the text receipts. Before this, when Harper was texting him about coming on, he said, I don't know. I don't know about that skibbity stuff. What does that mean? He was just nervous. It's fine.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Wait, actually... I'm gonna Urban Dictionary skivvity.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Why are you looking at our TV? Are you considering smashing it? No, it's cool.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Just stop. You know, sometimes people look at it too intensely and then it gets broken.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I've had to do some deep cleaning on that seat.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
When she does her mascara and she needs to separate her lashes. She takes the pencil. So that's actually not what I do.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
There's no Gatorade in here. She took eyeliner pencil to the next level.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
That's so sweet. Harper, that's what I'm saying.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
People at school are going to think I'm a stinky girl. Wait, are these clips going to get clipped so hard from people at school because y'all are together? No one at school...
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Jason, can you just be so honest right now? Does Harper actually smell?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Oh, thank you. Thank you. She's been literally, like, geeking out over there.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
You got an app? An app right now would be crazy.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Sorry I like guitar boys like Maddox, I mean I mean that was crazy Harper take that back. What is your favorite chocolate?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Yeah, but he didn't show up. He didn't show up. Yeah, actually, I was going to ask, why did you not show up?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Why are you losing your mind? Because he's annoying. Like, Is it that time of the month?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Well, before you guys fall apart again. Again? Why don't we just ask what you love about each other?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
This was supposed to be like your introduction podcast episode. Harper finally has a boyfriend that was worthy enough to come sit on an episode, and you guys are breaking up. If you keep it up, I'm going to beat Kate with Gerald. Beat Gerald?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Okay, well, I just don't think it's going to work out. The next thing out of your mouth needs to be something you like about Jason.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
No, she's also his best friend. Who is your best friend at school? That's not Harper.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I have church friends You wouldn't consider the people at your school like friends just like did somebody at his school is crying right now We don't hang out like outside what do y'all mean you go to school these people like eight hours a day I
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
She's like, what time can I go home? I don't know. Do you feel like you've accomplished something by coming on the LOL podcast? It's the LOL podcast.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Wait, Mav, hit your YouTube intro. My YouTube intro. Compress your voice.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
that was like the certified intro guy like nobody else does it except for him i did a pretty good job i thought we just yeah you did right because everyone gets mad when we do it uh but you know it's crazy i don't think mav's necessarily the best intro person here i think we've just like dictated him the main reason i would say i'm better i don't actually think i'm better at doing an intro than you i just think i wasn't saying me at memorizing lines
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Thank you, Jason Is there anything you'd like to say? It's an ARP or it's hard.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Well, make sure you say anything you want to say before you leave.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Yes. I would say that's a valid thing to say.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Yeah, and see, you would add some cool intro music behind it, and then you add some B-roll of cash.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Have you watched that movie? No. I've never watched it. I have a new favorite movie.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
No, that's not my favorite movie. Wee! Cash and I watched The Karate Kid for the first time yesterday, and it's my favorite movie.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
they weren't gonna be just goose i think goose is the only one well for the sake of me not having a husband named goose i appreciate that i think goose would have been sick it is so fun y'all gonna call me like goo for sure there was definitely it was definitely like goo calling you yeah it was a horrible idea it was definitely the move they missed out fine legal name that you were putting on documents like buying a house and stuff not fine goose i'm not nobody named goose i'm very happy with the name cash i actually am i love my name cash the
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
What's up, guys? Welcome back to the LOL Podcast.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
You got to say Cash because his name is Cash, you know.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
What's up, guys? Welcome back to my YouTube channel. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the LOL Podcast.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Well, why are you always... Did somebody put something in my drink? Probably like an hour. Bleach. Goose. She should die any moment now.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Or did you watch it before? I watched it after. It was when the new Top Gun movie came out. We watched it with our parents.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
It's just funny to me. I don't remember the movie very well, honestly. I should watch it again. But I really like the Karate Kid. I learned some moves from Karate Kid.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Look at this post. Well, honestly, I really like the Karate Kid, and I've learned some moves, and I've been practicing. Would you guys like to see? Yeah.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
So when I was little, I wanted to do karate, but my mom wouldn't let me. And so now I'm living out my dreams of being a karate kid. You wanted to do karate? I watched Kicking It on Disney XD, and I was like, I have to be like Kim, and I have to find a boyfriend like Jack.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Well, one time I was in Target, and the cutest little girl came up to me. She had no friends. You had the LOL Podcast? She was like, are you from the LOL Podcast? I know everybody says I know the lol podcast when people come up to me.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Hit me. I am Daniel LaRusso. I don't strike hard. I don't strike first. And I show mercy.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
What? Hey, nobody mess with me. I know karate now.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Yeah, exactly. Right? Oh. Okay. That was extremely loud, and I... Well, it was.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I would put money on the fact that it was him. I would put money on the fact that it was probably Cash.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
dating but not holding hands are you guys like at the station usually people don't hold hands like that room for jesus or do you hold hands like i i yeah no i'm not doing that we haven't experienced it yet maybe you should well maybe we should we should see if you guys are a fingers we're waiting for this or like a fingers like this type of person we're waiting but you guys could also if you wanted to hold hands for the first time live on the lol podcast you could do that you could oh
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
This happened before. What do you mean? My hands are sweating already. One time Harper did this. She held hands with someone in chemistry.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
What is your favorite song to perform as Taylor Swift? I think Lover.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I don't know. Are we talking like saying anything about our New York show this episode or like?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Listen... So your life's only worth two dollars, too? There was... There was this one... There was this one kid that played me in the pre-show meet-and-greet, or the pre-show hangout so hard. Was his name Micah? Was it... I think it was. Micah was so sweet. He was wearing the gray hoodie.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
No, I was going to say Micah told me because I think I was probably one of the first people he came up to when we showed up. No, it was me actually. The first person I went up to was Carson.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Well, he gave me a gift first. I think he was standing next to me the second I walked in. I think so. But whatever. I was like, who's your favorite host? And he was like, you. And I was like, no, don't just say that because you're talking to me. Who's your favorite? And he was like, no, I'm being so serious. It's you. And I was like, Micah, I'm so touched.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Micah played all of us. Micah, if we see you again, it's on sight. I don't think Micah told me that. He was like, I shouldn't even lie to this guy. It's not worth it.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Maybe we should just make a new rule, like open the gift on the spot.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Out of your hand, like, snatch the bag? Yeah. Because I saw him walking around the hangout like, you guys want Skittles? Anybody want Skittles?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
You know what works better, I think, is what we did at the Dallas show where we're in the room before they come in.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I said, did you have a lot of people say that you were their favorite host?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Only weekends because I... She's getting her driver's license and she has to drive her car sometimes.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
it's it's not i love i love skittles just not the drink man i i drink alani's and a lot of these are really good i love alani's and then um chase our friend that believes in aliens also he was at the show and people were asking him if you're the alien guy no people know chase is the alien guy and he was at the show and he was getting people to take pictures with him and they were like are you the alien guy and he's like yeah and he took pictures with them
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
chase was taking my picture with a fan and as he was like oh the alien guy yeah chase was getting noticed but chase you know chase was like telling me about alani's oh i forgot to tell you guys i have a special guest that's going to come on this episode yeah we noticed the extra mic but we didn't say anything yeah only only for like a few minutes she's just stopping by
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
i was gonna say though is we were when we were at in new york this weekend we went to dinner and i literally saw myself in harper i was like harper is turning into me oh my god do you guys remember why do you guys remember that she was falling asleep at the table no not that moment not that listen it was a long day we were all very tired she's she's exempt from that but what i was gonna say is do you guys remember that podcast episode where cash was like one day she's gonna start turning into kate the day has come wait what did she do wait
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Did you tell Chase that I like him a lot? Yeah, Chase. Oh, Pape, you're about to get shot to stray. What? Oh, no. Pape's filming this.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
not throw it out no stray shall be thrown no i just was at the dinner table at the dinner table i said harper like who's who who's your favorite person and she was like talking about the podcast host or whatever and i was like no not all the hosts just like everyone we work with and she was like probably chase and i was like what about pape like pape and chase are like a duo and she was like i just don't see pape that much and i was like
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Well, they might be. They might low-key be getting, like, denied because of their application.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
No, because Cash, Harper was genuinely, like, opening up about her OCD, and it was, like, a really sad episode, and Cash was trying to make jokes, and he will swear to this day, but Maverick, you know, when he's got that tone in his voice, and it's like, curvature to his mouth, he's like, curvature.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
And I was telling you. You know what? I still never got the answer to that question.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
You can see the curve in his lip. What do you see? And he had the tone of a laugh in his mouth. And he kept interrupting her, too. That's why I yelled. She could not get through one sentence without Cash interrupting her.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Well, you already said it was a she, so you can stop acting like... Yeah, it's a they.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
bleep things are you saying like really bad things yeah we are no we are not saying really bad we say really bad things around here what we say bad bad things we like when you say when people say bad all i could think about is when um chase walked in there was like this like taser thing he walks in and he's like is that for when stella's being a bad girl She did.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
why did i say i hid it very well she you did in the moment but i i i listen i won't show it if you don't want me to but it's a funny picture is she crying i look over at nothing is happening we're like mid-conversation and then i look over at her and she's got tears falling down her face what the and i'm like what's wrong and she's like i don't know and she's just like wait during dinner mid-dinner how did i miss this just start sobbing and i'm like
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
And every time I hear bad, all I can think about is Chase saying that. And it's just... That was hilarious.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
And we were like, what the... But he said it so, like, nonchalant. Does he mean serious? Yes. And Cash and I looked at him and we were like, what did you just say? I can't. He was like a bad girl.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
I shot your whole thing that made you famous, but other than that.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Chase, can you give us a good is that from when Stella's being a bad girl? No, no, don't say that.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
You walked in, you saw the shocker thing, and you said a stopper when Stella's being a bad girl. Did I say it like that? Yes. Oh, yeah. It was really weird.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
My dog because he'll crush her I love honey Honeywood he would look at him the man's huge. He'd roll over on honey. I can't even like sit on this.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
This is so exciting. I'm surprised Chase wasn't the guest Matt was speaking about. Yeah, I thought he was. Chase just comes out with a wig. Dude, that's hilarious. He tells a new alien story. We need to bring Chase on more often, you know? Alien Man. I didn't realize I could think of that.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Act more chill, man. Act more chill. You didn't even punch a hole in the wall.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Harper like what's wrong she couldn't tell me she was just like I don't know I don't know why the tears are falling and then I'm literally just a girl like shirt on top of that come on that is a crazy shirt to be wearing I know but I was like wow I literally said Harper you're turning into me
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Yeah, sometimes. Can we get a moment for the outfit? Yeah, it's so cute. It's so cute. So good. How do you want us to perform?
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
yeah wow this is like i'm so in shock i don't even know what to what to ask i've heard your laugh online it sounds the same in person like it's crazy like actually do you i don't know i mean i know the era store has quite a lineup of outfits do you have a favorite era store outfit um
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Wow. That's crazy. And just, this is crazy. The pink guitar.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
l.a will be a big one i feel like l.a will be big and i'll sing papa walk out in case y'all are wondering we know these tickets are not on sale yet we still have to plan this tour but we're planning it yeah like venues are not even booked dates are not set but like it's in the top but we are planning it for summer so you know how embarrassing it'd be if like we just didn't though and like this all fell through this weekend i'm literally going up to l.a too
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
I'm so hungry. Picking my nose. What? Stop. I'm so hungry.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
If a venue could make a face, it'd be like... Do you guys feel silly when you guys are, like, dancing around on stage behind, like, a 15-year-old girl? What the... Being the security guard. Her backup dancers.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
I did. Yeah, what if we were actually saying something that we shouldn't, like we didn't want in the episode?
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
move your body a little bit better when you're dancing. Not like that.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
I'm saying that you insulted her, Kate. No, they put boxing gloves on you and then expected you to know what to do. How about this?
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Well, she's a 15-year-old girl. She's not going to look very scary doing that.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Okay, so I'm talking about the actual show, though. What was your favorite segment?
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
She comes off stage. We had no water, by the way. We had run out of water before the show even started. And she's like... Trying to get changed again. And she's like, I'm so tired.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Did people try to grab you when you were walking down the aisle? No.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
no they did not swear when we were singing brock away i like put my hand down and people were grabbing my hand one person aggressively yanks my hand and starts fiddling with my wedding ring i mean could you blame him i'd snatch that and i was like like my hand got stuck someone like harper was like i saw you know that happened to billy eilish somebody stole a ring yeah so i will never be wearing
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
No, I will never be wearing my rings again while we perform.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
You know, low-key, some people have been showing up lately with a Gerald lookalike. Dude, those two little girls were so cute. Yeah, there was someone that showed up dressed like Kinsey, and she was wearing the same outfit as Kinsey. Yeah, that's crazy. I was like, how did you know what I was going to wear? Are you kidding?
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
What? What? Anyways, we get there and I'm walking. Kinsey and I are walking and I see this girl and her mom, these two girls and their mom with their shopping cart and they have a Gerald and a fluffy unicorn in it. And I was like, I wonder if they're going to the show tomorrow. And then I was like, nah, like we walked right past them. They didn't say anything either.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
And then later on they came up and they were like, we're going to your show. And then we were low key like, oh shoot, people are buying Gerald. So we had to go buy the last one.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
I'm sorry, Gerald, but can I hold him? I promise I'm not going to hurt him.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
From Clara Avery, Georgia Noel, Haley, and Tara Teddy. Oh, you know, I did say.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Tattooed tight? Yeah. Congratulations, Carson Barley. And congratulations to your dad for his new tattoo. That is crazy. Dude, that's five.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Well, I thought you were saying he's inspiring me to go get a tattoo.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
Cash, how many people told you this weekend that you were their favorite host?
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
And I'm a licensed marriage and family therapist.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
Yeah, well, in the summer of 2023, we just bought a new home and we were in the process of remodeling. And thankfully, he's really good at that. So things were going very smoothly. But he enjoys remodeling a lot more than I do. So I needed something to distract me as we were tearing up floors.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
And we talked a little bit about our finances and feeling like we needed to get things on track a little better. And so I started listening to the Ramsey show as we were doing processing, like work in the house.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
That's right. Yeah. I was like, you should listen to this. And he had a little, a little hesitation at first.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
He was working. Exactly. He had a lot on his mind.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
But then once he started listening, he really got like motivated gazelle intent so fast.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
Within a couple of days, we were on a car lot and he was trading in his Jeep Gladiator for a Chevy Sonic.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
Absolutely. A little bit of sacrifice for a little bit of time for such long-term gain.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
Yeah, I mean, that shared vision that we had, right? Like I've seen how important that is in marriages and us being able to unite on this was so strengthening for us too. So I would love for people to be able to experience that in their marriage.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
Yeah, we had to lower our lifestyle, right? We hadn't even noticed how much it had creeped up in some ways. And going from school pickup line in a Jeep Gladiator to a Chevy Sonic has a little bit of a different feel to it.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
Yeah, I would say like the EveryDollar app, like having that conversation every month about what we wanted our money to do and just being really united on that. And just like the vision of wanting this to be something that ripples people
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
Thankfully, we got them when they were younger.
The Ramsey Show
Attack Your Debt Instead of Letting It Attack You
We had a small circle, but they were very vocal, and that was amazing. We kept it pretty small because we wanted the voices to be people who were encouraging us, and the friends who were there alongside us made it just so helpful.
The Ramsey Show
If You're Intentional With Money, You Can Win With Money
Hi, Dave. Thanks for having me. Sure. What's up? I'd like your opinion on whether or not I should go back to baby step two and help my husband. I've been working the Ramsey for just under a year. And so I'm a lot farther than him. I think I'm on six. So now that he's fully on board, I'm just wondering if I should go back and start helping him.
The Ramsey Show
If You're Intentional With Money, You Can Win With Money
Yeah, and I've been trying to get him on board. It's just he's a little stubborn, so I can't force him. I couldn't just stuff it down his throat. I just listen to the Ramsey personality books really loudly.
The Ramsey Show
If You're Intentional With Money, You Can Win With Money
No, no, no. I wasn't trying. You listen really loudly.
The Ramsey Show
If You're Intentional With Money, You Can Win With Money
You're awesome. If we're in the car on a long trip, I just put one of the books on. How long have you all been married? 25 years.
The Ramsey Show
If You're Intentional With Money, You Can Win With Money
You mean separating the money?
The Ramsey Show
If You're Intentional With Money, You Can Win With Money
Well, when we were first married, all of our money was together, and he was kind of like hands-off. He was like, here's my paycheck, just do whatever with it. But then we ran into some problems, and one of us had – developed a major addiction problem. So the other one of us had to do it for safety purposes because I couldn't keep the bills paid without, you know, the money being in the account.
The Ramsey Show
If You're Intentional With Money, You Can Win With Money
So it was separated for a reason, but now that that's been resolved. I think we're in a great place to get our finances back together. It's been so long now that it's kind of weird. You know what I mean?
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
Doing all right. Just had a quick question about my 401k. Okay. I'm 38 years old. I was diagnosed with stage four breast cancer in 2020 and have been doing really well on maintenance therapy since then. So feeling much better now. Okay. I'm so sorry. Yeah. It's been a journey. Yeah.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
Really good. Oh my gosh, Kate. Yeah. That's great. That's tough. So how can we help? Well, obviously with a stage four diagnosis, there's a lot of questions that come up about longevity and finances and all of that. And I'm just curious how to handle 401k contributions in the light of the fact that we're dealing with something that may make my life shorter than most other people.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
Yeah. So personally, I make about $80,000 a year. My husband and I have a mortgage and we have some car debt, but we'll be paying that off at the end of the year. Other than that, we don't have any credit card debt. We don't have any major outstanding issues with any of that. And I'm contributing to the 401k now, but it's not the full 15% that Dave recommends in his Baby Steps plan.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
Yes, he's significantly more than that. Like what's recommended. OK.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
Oh, no, we definitely do all of our finances together.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
It's two cars. Between the two of them, it's, I think, maybe $19,000.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
Yes. Within the year. They're already on track to be paid before the end of the year. Perfect.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
Yes. Following Dave's steps, we have our three to six month savings plan in place. Oh, so you already have that.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
Right, which is great. But then the question becomes, what do we do in terms of 401k contributions to my account?
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
Yeah, it's tricky, right? Because we don't in the cancer universe. It's very hard to tell. We have people who live a long time and people who don't. And the idea, of course, is that you're always wanting to be one of the people who lives in the right time. Right. But, you know, I'm just thinking about my husband and taking care of him so that if it turns out that it's not.
The Ramsey Show
Your Future Depends on What You Do Today
No, it does. And that's incredibly helpful. Just thinking about if it's, you know, if we're not putting it in one place, then maybe there's an option to put it somewhere else. Yeah. And I don't think there's a wrong.
The White Lotus Official Podcast
Ep. 3: “The Meaning of Dreams” with Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood
That is the fruit of the mighty pong pong tree. And the seeds of the fruit are toxic. Yeah?
The White Lotus Official Podcast
Ep. 3: “The Meaning of Dreams” with Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood
Yeah, because like Christianity and most religions, they're made for men, right? The father sacrifices the son, the son's a man, dies on the cross, the heroes are all men, and the women just cry on the sidelines.
The White Lotus Official Podcast
Ep. 3: “The Meaning of Dreams” with Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood
I don't know if I was just around a bunch of Texans who voted for Trump. I guess I just feel a little alienated.
The White Lotus Official Podcast
Ep. 3: “The Meaning of Dreams” with Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood
I'm an independent. An independent? Mm-hmm. Since when? You didn't vote for Trump, though, did you?