Maverick
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Here's the love triangle. Maverick's not in this photo. Yes, he is. Wait. No, that's not Maverick. Here's me and Chloe.
I know what you're going to say.
Told you. You got to text her and say, it's Mav.
All right, here we go. I'm just going to hang up.
It rang for a second, didn't it? Okay, then do... Text him. Say, hey, it's Kinsey. Can you call me back ASAP?
Yeah, that's a good one, too. Yeah, just say, what were you and Harper doing last night?
It's Monday, and they do that dancing thing on Monday. So he's probably dancing. You know who you could call, Kinsey, is Michael Babino.
Maybe Maverick can teach you guitar.
Like to the window, to the wall.
I promise I did not hold Chloe's hand.
I love pizza.
You're right.
I'm on question five.
Kate? No.
Oh my gosh. Oh.
Why is it like... Why is there so many?
Oh! Oh! That is a queso. That is a queso. That's a queso. What's in the queso? That's a queso. Oh! Queso! Queso! How are y'all doing that? That is crazy. That's crazy. Dude, I'm so perfect. Let me try. Let me try.
That's a straw!
I'm thirsty.
When will they learn?
Let her try.
Secret room's attacking you. Oh, at least these ones are fine.
No, stop it, secret room!
Stop it!
You mean the girl?
I wanna try that. Oh!
He just wanted to make himself sound like he's bad.
That is disgusting.
We listen and we don't judge.
We listen and we don't judge.
Hard. Hard, right in the face. Oh, no. Oh, no. You guys broke it.
What? Alright, do y'all really need more details? No, we don't get it. Really?
Do you have one or do you not have one?
We listen and we don't judge.
Are you just talking to your sister right now?
Very high.
Stop. We're not judging.
No, my back! This was horrible. I knew this would be fun, guys.
I don't think we've ever told that story no we didn't yeah there's a reason yeah because your dog was hot okay we all know your dog's a stoner that it was in your backyard
I don't know, guys.
You're right, Kenzie.
Oh, no. That'll flood the house. That's a lot of water.
Oh, Cash.
And probably our entire set.
I got the water bucket. I can't believe you.
Oh. Oh. I knew it. Dude. Oh, okay. Okay.
And you have to shake your head? You just have to stand there for hours.
Why do they stick so well?
Yeah, it feels kind of good.
Yeah, I'll help you out. No, no. No, no, no, no. Please don't, no. Can't see. Get away from us. Get away from us, please. We gotta be careful. I'm being careful, you be careful. Careful, careful. Oh you're done. Oh my goodness. That was so much water. It really did flood the set. Oh my goodness. I told y'all I was going to flood the set. Look what y'all did. Are you happy, Kinkin? Don't worry.
It's more where that came from. You did that. There you go. I shouldn't have sat down over here. Merry Christmas. Happy birthday. Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no. Oh. Oh.
Let me tell you.
Oh my gosh. Are you guys seeing those videos?
She said, skibbity.
What happened on Valentine's Day that was so bad?
All right, let's see. Wait, it's a video?
It's a video? Yes, I had to do a video. It's at the very end of the video. Oh! Yo!
Wow, yeah, when you sit up, I mean, you're tall. Harper sits like this.
Oh! No, no. Y'all see those TikToks when you're scrolling and you're like, is that fake or real? It's real.
You belong in one of those like Dr. Pud pimple earwax popping people.
I'm so sorry. I didn't just see you. Oh! Wow.
Wait, let me look in your ear real quick, Cash. Let me just look. Give me a phone. Ew! Dude, you're not just going to be able to spot mine like kids.
Hey, dirty something or another. And see all the earwax? It's like hanging. I don't have earwax. Do you see it? Yes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ow! Jeez, yo.
Okay, Michael, cut all of that because it's just too chaotic. No, no, don't cut that. The world needs to see what Mav does. Are we rolling on that camera? I don't think so. You're rolling on it. He can see it. It has a frame on it, so you can't see it. It's rolling. But Cash, no, when everybody's talking over each other, it's too hard to understand. No, we're putting that in there. Yes, we are.
Wait, what's in there?
That is disgusting. Pop it, Harper. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. First try a picture of my earwax. Get it. Maverick, you can be more gentle on my forehead, man.
I didn't even try.
You're going to need a video.
Yeah, video with the flash on.
What's happening? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you get a good video?
I need to see my earwax.
I feel like a monkey in a lab. Let me see.
I need to get... Mav, get the video of my ear. I mean, that doesn't look good at all.
I mean, there's a lot of ears, fingers in my ears right now.
I feel like I'm getting surgery.
Will I get a lollipop after?
Ew. Yeah, that's pretty disgusting.
Hey, make sure to pop up the video of this. Make sure to pop up the video of this when they're popping that. That's crazy. Hey, yo, chill.
I guess not. Let me look. I'll be the judge of that, Harper.
Are you popping her? Oh, wow. What's she got going on over there? I would believe this is called clean as it was told.
I got the wax. Let me see the other one.
Why are you breathing like that?
We don't want to see it. I was trying to make a move. Did it work? Did it work?
I am such a beautiful wife.
I mean, that is just very extraordinarily cold. I mean, who would drink their water that cold? Seriously. Seriously, I mean, who would do that? You make it out of the pot. Who would put their water that cold?
Well, we can see our very low-performing episodes are when everyone's talking over each other for a long period of time. No, you can't. He just made that fact up. Literally, I want to taste it because he just makes facts up. He wants to sound like a YouTube nerd. He's like... Our analytics drop when we talk over each other because, therefore, we clicked it right on the CPR. He don't know Jack.
Well, first thing you need to get is that wax out of that ear. I'm not kidding. This water is so cold. I mean, that person has a tolerance built up for cold. That person's right here. I mean, stop talking about me like I'm not here.
Oh, yeah. It's okay. Go ahead and ask me.
$100. A little birdie told me that there is a fight at the pickleball courts.
Why not unhatch the argument? Actually, me? No, no.
You're right, Kizzy. So we won't fight. Okay? All I will do is explain what happened.
And I'm going to explain what happened because this was a one-way fight. This was a one-way street. Apparently.
Okay, okay, let's give Alex explaining it. I bet you Maverick can't keep his mouth shut for two whole seconds while Alex is explaining it.
He doesn't understand Jack. No, you don't know Jack. I promise you, if anybody clicked off today, they would be like, they clicked off because Maverick started the episode before we were ready.
Maverick, it is not your turn to talk. Alex. It's Alex's mic. Who made you dictator? It's Alex's mic. Who died and made you king? That's what I thought.
We gotta agree to let Alex talk. Let him talk. Well, I have the mic.
But they were also cheating.
No, not true. That's not true.
Mav, it's not your turn to talk! That's just lies! I will not let my name be sworn down in the dirt like this. I feel like I should talk. This is why I smash the TV all the time, bro, because Maverick just makes me so angry. I have things I'm disagreeing with right now, too, but it's not our turn to talk. We're letting him tell the story. So let him talk.
It's pointless when he's just saying stuff that didn't happen. Dude, Mav. Mav. Mav would be horrible in court. Well, it's because, it's because there's. Listen, I wasn't here.
He wasn't a real witness. Hey, if you talk in court, they kick you out.
You are the suspect.
Yeah, Mr. COVID-19 over there.
That's not why we left. Oh, Matt! Stop talking! The TV's going to go on your head this time.
I waited eight minutes. After eight minutes, I said, all right, I'm leaving.
Whoa, whoa. First of all, Kate's on something today. Yeah, we're 30 minutes late to starting. And it's not the happy drink. All right? Okay, there's no way all three of y'all have an excuse to be on your phone.
I mean, unfortunately, the story's, like, butchered and stuff because Mav kept interrupting, so I feel like everyone's confused now.
Maverick said many times, I said, I don't even know if I'll have time for another game. Before we played the game, I said, we have to leave at this time. We played the game and finished it and left late still.
Okay, all right. And then after that, he walks over to me, taking his anger out on his brother. Because his brother is the one person Maverick can take his anger out on. I said, hey, he walks over to me, he says, hey. We're leaving.
I walk over to Cash and I say, hey, we're already a couple minutes late. We need to head out because we have to stop by CVS. And he's like, well, I really want to play another game. I'm almost late. Let me play one more game. I said, we don't have time.
And I said, he's like, okay, I'll just ride back with Chase. I go, do not leave. These stories are everywhere. No one knows what's happening.
You have a freebie. Kenzie?
What are you posting? Let me see. She's editing a TikTok. Okay, Harper, what are you doing on your phone?
He walked over and sped in my face.
You cheated. You sped on me first.
He could have been slightly irritated. Try not to touch y'all's mics.
What she's done is we've put four people in the back of the Tesla many times. It's a five-minute ride.
What are you looking at? Let me see. Turn your phone. Comments on her videos. Let's see what it is. What? Okay, well, there's that. Harper's literally just scrolling on TikTok.
No, what happened in the car? I said, I'm going to lose my mind when he gets in the car. Exactly. And then I said, you know what? You're right. I won't. As long as he doesn't say anything, I won't say anything. There's silence in the car for about 30 seconds. And then Cash goes, well, what did you say?
I said, well, I said, probably would have been just a whole lot quicker if you would have waited at the house for me. That's probably the truth.
Wow, I'm glad we've just completely butchered this entire story. No, that was so... Wait, I'm not even done.
Yes, thank you, because Mal ruined it all once again. No, because he kept talking over it.
He ruined that day, and he ruined this story.
Here's what I don't understand about this whole podcast. If you have someone on who saw an alien, for instance, do you have the person who saw the alien on or do you have their mom whose son saw the alien come on?
Alex, what are you doing over there with that camera, man?
We were the ones that were in the story and we should have told the story. Why are we letting other people tell our story? This story could have been summed up in about four sentences and let me do it for you. This is what happened. We're at the pickleball court. Matt walks up to me and he goes, Cash, we're leaving the house at 310 and I'm leaving with or without you.
I looked at Michael.
That camera's looking at the floor right now.
I looked at Michael. I said, I said, uh-oh, this is going to be a bad day.
I'm playing ping-a-ball.
Cash, we're leaving the house at 310. I'm leaving with or without you. You want to know the problem?
And he's like, and you'll do what I say. No. I can tell you the problem.
Yeah, I'm talking now. So listen. No, you're not talking now.
I haven't got to say anything about the story.
I've got to give tiny little pieces, but I haven't got to say anything. Thank you. Thank you.
Wow, Kate has joined us on today's episode. We should really restart the video.
No, we don't need to restart.
This is our true colors, and this is what people need to see in life.
Look, Matt's mad right now. Wait, why are you moody?
He's going to ruin the whole episode. I'm not moody. I just know this episode could be better if we just start with the story. Look at him. He's going to ruin it. He's going to ruin it.
Cash. No disregard for anything. Wow. Harper? Cash.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.
i almost tased myself that was crazy also don't throw that when it's like that that looked very sharp when it was flying out my hand yeah that was so random why did you do that i don't know because the episode is boring she's trying to save it my real beard
You can't say that, Matt.
You know, gremlins were once. Shut up. They were. Let's see it. Give us a hollow. Now, let's see the tackle box.
I don't know if we can put that in there.
I mean, wish my wife loved me that much. Yeah.
If you don't know what Ozympic is, it's a shot that you stab in your stomach just so it makes you less hungry. So you starve.
Do you really love him if you got him that? Because you are killing him.
When did you go like so hood? You just like. Not even hood. You went like southern country.
Or she's trying to fatten you up to make you ugly and fat. That way no one will ever look at you ever again. You'll have to be hers forever.
I know that's what happened here. I already said that. Matt, you think I'm pretty?
This doesn't look like a Valentine's Day gift. This just looks like when a mom brings their toddler on a flight.
Oh, give me the heart. No, no, no. The iconic Valentine's Day hearts. Give me that.
It's really good, though.
I thought it was zeros and plus signs. That makes sense.
Your mic's going upside down.
My snack box? Dude, the name of that is crazy. And in the other one, we have... And it's meant to be called diabetes.
Wait a minute. If you added the Doritos, what was in their spot before?
Oh, wait. Did you make this? Yes.
What's that guy on Toy Story that always coughs?
Oh, I thought these came pre-made. No. So somewhere in the house, there's other snacks because I don't think she fit them all in the box. Oh.
Oh my gosh, those are the best candies in the world. Kate got me those for Valentine's Day too.
Or how long is this episode?
I have a big issue.
That might work. Let me see.
It's really comfy and it makes me, like in the mornings, I'm just like...
I think everyone knows what a sleep mask is.
Every sleep mask Kate gets doesn't fit my head and it fits like this. It hurts my eyeballs because they're so freaking tight.
Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I could use this one.
It doesn't even hurt my eyeballs.
I like this one a lot.
Can you hand me the snaggle box?
Do not hand him the snaggle box. No, no, no. Seriously, I mean, I'll be modest with what I take. Guard it with your life. I'll be modest with what I take. She's going to give you one of them and give me... What would you like out of my snackle box? Yes, I would like your snackle box, please. What would you like out of my snackle box?
No, I don't want the whole thing. I'm not that fat. Give me just a little sub.
nope i started looking closer it's all unwrapped perfectly this man just ate like 500 beef jerky sticks through all the phonographics it was a pile like this big jerky sticks will not kill you that does not have sugar it's protein it's meat i mean it has like cash has like so many oils cash has lost his mind without you here kate
Camera batteries left on the ground. No one cares. Alex, what do you mean? These are expensive. I'm not a producer. We just throw these around like they're nothing.
Yeah, well, I vacuumed today.
He definitely saw your location. He's like, oh, I'm going to get points for this.
We want to talk about why I was like, I got to get out of the house. It's because I woke up at 11 a.m. Very late because I stayed up the night before. I come out. I'm like, hey, mom, dad, y'all want to go get some breakfast? And they're like, oh, well, Matt and Kenzie are about to be home from church and we can eat dinner or we can eat lunch. So they said they'll be home by 1215.
Then we can go get something. Thought I'd be eating at like 12, 1230. And then... And it was three o'clock until I ate. And I sat on that couch for three and a half hours. This has nothing to do with your clothes being everywhere. Like literally nothing. But that's why I had to go to. You act like you're hungry.
You really want my snacks, huh?
And I did eat the steaks too.
Also, Harper, what did you get for Valentine's Day?
Oh, well, that's amazing. Oh, wow, sore topic.
Harper, you want to split a Feastables bar?
I know your sister got something.
Yeah, we were at your parents' house, and while we were there... A boy knocked on the door with flowers. Like, five guys, individually. Like, literally just kept coming to the door.
No, but one guy did bring her flowers, and Dan, Harper's dad, opens the door. Not what you want when you're a dude going to a girl's house for Valentine's Day. Dan's nice, but if I was a 14-year-old boy, I'd be like, oh, no. Probably 17 or 18. And he just... He was just like... Oh, she's not home. And he's like, oh, can you give these to her? And he's like, yeah, thanks, bud.
Dude, what? Let me tase it.
And then Dan walked into the kitchen and just threw them in the trash. No, he did not. I was like, oh, is he going to throw him away? He liked the kid.
We're not talking about Reece. Oh, please tell me it on air.
Lie on the internet.
I mean, that is a crazy way to split Feastables bar. Oh, my gosh. Serious question.
It could if I have COVID. I mean, there's a high possibility.
We're in this loop again. We're in this loop again.
Wait, then how did this end badly? I don't get it.
And then he unadded you.
Stop trying to buy people's love and just give me the DoorDash.
Uh-oh. Actually, I think Kate's brunette now.
You want to feel it?
Killer. All blondes with blue eyes. Listen, there's going to be a guy that comes by.
Okay, so I'm going to ask Mike. As a single person who has been in the dating scene.
The snack box didn't help apparently.
Something like that.
He was feminine. He was amazing. He was the best fish in the pond. Wow, just like Maverick. So I still don't understand.
All I saw was a TikTok of you being like, I hate Valentine's Day. So what happened on Valentine's Day that was so bad? Yeah.
Tase the wrapper. I feel like everybody has to actually tase themselves at some point in their lives.
But you still love him.
Oh, wait. He unadded you and blocked you on text on Valentine's Day?
Oh, that's brutal.
I mean, that is brutal.
And Reese got flowers.
And you got no flowers.
Wait, did he actually on Valentine's Day?
There's no way. Yes.
I'm not going to lie, Harper. I actually do kind of feel bad for you. That is so sad.
You might be chopped now after that.
Makes you feel alive.
Okay, now, Harvey, if you do things like that.
She apparently got him to add him back.
Well, that's bleeped. She meant Stanley.
Here we go. On the wrapper and the chocolate or just the wrapper? Yeah, and the wrapper. You want me to get the chocolate in there too?
Yeah, sure. Did you?
I'm waiting for someone to egg our house because we got security cameras set up everywhere. I will get your license plate.
He's on standby. Get the faces.
The sheriff lives right next door. They're got. You're cooked.
Kate waited for me for like five years.
No, we can't do that, can we?
I wanted to ask if he's worth waiting for.
Well, Maddox wouldn't be your Valentine.
But you still love him? Now my lip liner. Yes. Wait, did he actually on Valentine's Day?
If it helps, they were Missouri girls. You know what other mistakes were made? I'm kidding. Rest in peace if you live in Missouri. Rest in peace. Putting out this podcast episode is probably a mistake. Why? I don't know. The first half was really bad. If you don't want to be on the podcast anymore, you can leave. Every episode we end and Matt's like, I think our podcast is trash.
offer because i will put my resignation in today and i'm taking my snackles with me okay anyways i had a pretty bad valentine's day that's why it's so bad see no because the podcast should be over because we'll see you guys later
It kind of did obliterate the chocolate.
We'll have the COVID virus. I don't understand how we say we're starting and you guys are like, we're literally not ready.
Wait, let's see what it does to just the wrapper.
Is it sealing it? Huh? Yeah. Are you resealing the wrapper? Low key.
My taser broke. I'm going on a power trip. I am taking the inertia of this podcast and we're silencing it. No one even knows what you're saying.
I'm stopping the momentum of where this conversation is.
No, seriously. Definition. Inertia? Energy.
Nobody else give it as inertia. I want the guy to use it to tell me. Inertia is the energy that an object has in motion. Let's fact check him. What was the word? Inertia. Inertia.
He can spell it. He's real smart. Inertia. Inertia. I and E. I-N-E-R-T-I-A. In a minute, Harper, we're going to actually pick up one of these pieces of glass and think it's chocolate.
Look at my microphone. Everyone calm down. You say look like I'm ready to start, but where's my microphone? It's way out here.
Eating the glass is crazy work. If I eat another bottle, will you just... All right, Matt, what do you think inertia is? Yeah, smart guy. What does inertia mean? Inertia is the energy an object has in motion. The tendency of an object to resist changes to their state of motion. Yep.
It's a fundamental principle. It's a fundamental principle of physics and is described in Newton's law of motion.
Dude, I see that all the time on TikTok. Teachers think they're, like, coming up with something new.
Really? When I hit this button?
Am I sitting like radio frequencies in the air right now? Ready?
Will you touch it when it's not working?
I will not be present for four minutes. Nobody answers. He's like, all right, we're starting. He starts talking to himself. I did get it. and they said, we're rolling.
No, no, it will shock you, even though it's dead, it'll shock you. No, touch it. Because right now, it doesn't have enough power to jump through the air, but if there's an object there, like your finger, it has enough power. Dude, this guy literally thinks he's Newton. Okay, put it on your leg, Cash.
Because apparently I'm just stupid, so go ahead and put it on your leg. Let me see it. It takes more energy for it to jump across the air, but if it has a physical connection, it can jump through it. Go ahead.
okay calling me dumb this whole podcast why are you guys beefing so hard today we need to talk about it so we gotta keep on i'm scared yo i mean that is the loudest glass of water i've ever heard we should pay her more yeah we should pay her more all right go do it okay fine here we go ready three
I mean, why is tasting yourself like literally feels like you're just doing the most stressful thing in the world? If you taste me, I will cut your hair off.
Three, two. You've been pressing the button.
One. I'm pressing it. Listen, ready?
Nothing, Mav. Nothing. Take that, freaking retard.
I don't feel like it was on. Do you feel like it was on? Nothing. Yeah, let Harper do it to you.
Let me see it. Hold on to nothing.
Let me see it. Yeah, go ahead. Is that me?
It must be dead dead. My finger?
My fingers are a little tender.
Okay, fine, look. All out of nothing! You're brave. Don't! No. Yeah, that was fake.
From the one person who starts the podcast. Whoa, don't degrade Alex like that. Don't degrade Alex because he's behind the camera.
Dude, I just touched it for like 10 days, bro.
No, Kate, do it. Ready? Ready? Okay, that's good, because he said it's like doing noises to the mic.
No, no, I'm good. All right, we'll go through the hole now. Close enough. You missed. I mean, how does that miss every time? I don't understand.
You know what aesthetics Kinsey's not worried about?
Uh-oh. Here we go.
What are you going to say?
Wait, I still know. What was your leading sentence? I said, wait, something about her aesthetics.
Nope. Oh, Kinsey's car is a sight to see. Should I go take a picture of her car and show it to you guys on here?
I mean, it's nuts. Listen, guys.
No, but even when you did drive it when we first met you, it was... Kenzie is a pretty clean person. But... But... She's not clean. Just go look at her car. I'm not even... My Chevy Cruze, when I was a single man, is cleaner than Kenzie's Jeep.
on Monday and going to work. All right, I'll get to my story now.
Y'all see this chocolate?
Imagine. This chocolate was shoved in your ear and melted inside.
I mean, I'm very confused how this relates to anything and that Kate understands.
And then you look inside that ear. Your friend looks inside it. They're like, what is going on inside your ear? That is Kinsey's ear.
Wait! He let you pop his blackheads?
No, you did not. Seriously, you deserve bad things. You deserve bad, bad, bad things to happen to you. You tried to rip my face off. Very bad things. I have been trying to pop this man's blackheads. I'm not even kidding. For the past six to seven, eight years. Because his blackheads on his nose are just everywhere. It's like a freaking mole rat.
They're everywhere. And I was like, Maverick, please, I've offered to pay him $100 to just let me take his nose and shove it up like this and watch all the blackheads just swarm out.
Yeah, he tries to hurt you. That's how you pop your blackheads. You go like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That I'm fine with. I can do that all day. He's like, you have a blackhead. Let me smash your face with my fist. No, that's how you pop it. Look, look, look. Ready?
That's crazy. Okay, let's actually start. There's a lot of microphone noises right now because I'm having to move my microphone because Maverick started the episode before we were all ready.
Maybe a nosebleed at best.
No, I got to pop my blackheads.
It gets a 360 around your nose. Kenzie is sitting over there just so excited the conversation's not on her ear holes anymore. Yeah, wait. Go back to the ear hole.
Did you say perfectly clean as a whistle?
We can move past it, but sometimes Kenzie's raised in the sticks background just shines.
Come on. She gets very self-conscious about her ears.
Are you self-conscious about your earwax? Come on.
Listen, a rap track is a rap track. Sometimes you go in on a rap track.
We listen and we don't judge. But this is like really bad. Is this facts?
Wow. I mean, at that point, she's just journaling.
Oh, it's about something in a restaurant.
Okay, it doesn't matter. The audience doesn't even know what we're talking about here, so it's kind of irrelevant.
Hey, we kind of got off track.
Anyways. I must have read the wrong lines. Can I read it? No, no, no. Let's go back to the story we were talking about where Maverick was holding our Nintendo Switch.
You girls tell the story.
Wait, can somebody tell me what we're doing right now?
I was laughing my butt off. No, he was not in the car. He literally got in the car. He goes, I hope you know, that's how we're going to get into a fight.
I'm like, this guy is special. And he thinks he can do things without repercussions. And when repercussions come his way, he gets very mad. He was wrestling me in the street for my controller. Yeah, because he wanted to throw it. Because he threw my water bottle.
I've got stuff in my hands. No, you missed the most important part.
She missed the point. It's something I said.
I said it about a hundred times. It started off really nice. I'm sure. It actually never got aggressive. It was cash. That's aggressive.
Dude, I mean, this story is everywhere. And then I start to notice what they're talking about. Wait, pause. And they're talking about absolutely nothing. They're purposely trying to make me mad. Alex thinks it's hilarious for some reason.
What? You've never played Wordle? Stop it. Stop playing. Stop playing. Somebody explain it to me.
All right, Alex, say what happened.
But he held a grudge the whole way. My guy was literally trying to take my hat as he's driving. Trying to throw it out the window. That's facts. He's like, literally, and then he actually hurt, he stabbed me in the eye and he hurt, and he missed the hat.
All four of us, me, Alex, Michael, and our friend, Paige, which I knew they were doing. So I proceeded to go, well, if they want to play games, we can play games. So I threw his water bottle out of time. So Matt was down there, Cash, Cash, and we were all like, just keep talking. It's like we're talking about something.
He really likes his water bottle. You don't understand. He was mad about it, too.
It was just on the sidewalk. But listen, just to give you all a real quick speed context story. Maverick's downstairs ready to leave our friends' house. I'm upstairs. We're all talking. And he's like, Cash, come on. And we're all like, just keep talking and see how long he'll say my name for. And then he keeps saying my name, keeps saying my name. We're like... And then he keeps saying it.
And everybody has the same thing. So you can be like, flex your friends. Yeah, I got on the second try. Okay, I don't really like this game. It's a fun game.
And then we hear... And we're like... And we keep talking, and he's like, keep talking. And I was like, all right. That was just me dropping the controllers on accident, by the way. And I was like, all right, it's been going on long enough. I'm going to go down there. I go down there, and he's standing at the bottom of the stairs like this.
And he's... I'm just walking downstairs kind of grinning. He's like... He's dead serious. He goes... I threw your water bottle outside. And I was like... Okay. Why'd you do that?
Yeah, and I was like... I threw it outside. Why'd you do that? He was like... Because you were ignoring me. And I was like... Okay. Cool, dude, I guess. Not cool, dude, I guess. Don't act like you didn't get mad. You got very mad. No, because it was the weirdest thing ever. We're annoying you on purpose, which is like a funny little prank. It's funny for like five minutes.
After like 15, it's just annoying. You're like, I threw your water bottle outside. And what's crazy is you got upset about it. No, I didn't. Okay, so you didn't get upset. So you're saying you didn't chase me around the whole street trying to grab the controllers and then get in the car and pretend like you forgot about it. Oh, you left that part out of the story.
No one told us that you ran around in circles. Then he tries to pretend like he forgot about the whole thing. Like, oh, yeah, we're just best friends. And right before we pull in, he's like... Well, yes. He's trying to get the hat off my head so you can throw it out the window. Listen, listen. You threw my water bottle. It's not like it didn't get to you. That's not what I'm saying. Listen.
I don't like spelling. Okay, no, no. Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up.
You threw my water bottle outside. I hit you right where it hurt. Obviously, I'm going to be like, why the frick did you throw my stuff? That's disrespectful. I mean, that's a lot. You are notorious for that.
No, no. When Maverick is agitated at all. At all. So sorry.
Maverick, I'm telling you. What happened the other day? He's a little... special or something.
No, no. When he gets mad, he immediately goes to whoever he's mad at and he's like... Is this yours? I'm going to break it. He has to break something. I'm going to break it now. No, that's not true. The other day, I broke your things. What do you mean that's not true? I haven't seen that side of him.
Yeah, and Cash, you break my stuff, and you chased me around the whole lot trying to smash my controller. You're the same person. Don't say you're not. I'm breaking something because you were trying to break something of mine. What? This week, I farted on him, and in retaliation, he was threatening to smash Kate's candle because I farted. I wasn't going to smash her.
candle no you picked it up and you were like is this yours yeah i went i went and he goes i'm going to break your candle no i said okay i was like if anything you're gonna need that candle i said kate i you you fix this because lately my threats have been like listen kate I'm going to smash your candle or your face.
And that's crazy because whenever I ever threaten Kinsey, I don't. I never threaten Kinsey's stuff. You have.
He does stuff that I ask him not to do. Like fart? And there's nothing I can do to get him to stop.
Thank you. You're right. You're right. He can't. But he can purposely help from putting his butt in your face while you're sitting down and doing it and going. Sometimes my belt is loose. No, it's not. My belt.
I would never smash your candle, by the way. I forgot what happened after that. What happened after that? Oh, you don't know. He's about to be real mad.
No. Give me the phone. This is so boring. Give me this, Timmy, guys. Come on. We're on a podcast right now.
I'm going to fart on your bed. Better yet, Kinsey did it.
Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do except grab something of Kate's. See what I'm talking about, guys? The only thing we can do is use the women as leverage. So, like, right now, my options are I could pour something on Kate, break something of Kate's. There's just nothing around here. See, there's nothing up here that belongs to Kate. What is it?
He said, you like this guy?
I bet she was a very participant accomplice.
I don't know if Kinsey wants me to say. Come on, Kinsey, I won't go back in there. Come on. I won't go back in. Wow. I won't go back in. I already have what I need.
All right, now tell me what happened. After we tell you what's going to happen, that guy's losing his head. I know. So, unfortunately, I can't tell you. Tell us what happened.
No, if he tells you what happened, you're going to kill that guy. I know.
This man has farted on me for the past five years. I'm done with it. I'm taking action today.
No, she was participating in the whole thing. No, I wasn't. She was like, no, you have to rip them. No, I didn't.
The cards were still usable at this point.
I mean, probably not, but you could use them.
The little burn pieces were all in the trash, yeah. Oh my gosh, that's really so... So if you're looking for your queen of hearts, it's gone. Is it just the queen of hearts? No, it's like half the deck. So you lit my board game on fire.
No, no, no. I tooted, so you lit my board game on fire. It was a repeated offense, okay? You did it for too long.
I burned a card, all right? It was just a card. And we have plenty of cards, so many cards. I just thought it'd be funny to watch him look around for it.
And also, this episode is about to really make him look like how I made him out to look this whole time, which was he likes to destroy things, too.
Oh, your cow? I'm sorry, sweetheart. Your cow's done. It's gone. It's freaked. Yeah, evil laugh.
Well, unfortunately, he's about to be chopped liver. He's about to be a T-bone steak. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what he's doing, but my guess is as good as yours, that cow is... Ground beef. That cow's as good as ground beef.
I hope not. Maybe he'll show mercy. I'm back! Are you going to show mercy? No mercy! Mercy! Life! Life! Life! Anybody seen Gladiator? Oh my gosh.
Why do y'all like stuffed animals so much? Y'all are weird.
Weird kid. Always been a weird kid.
I don't know. She's kind of like the talking picture in Shrek. That's what she looks like.
And princess number four, Fiona. No. I do, but unfortunately, I also know my brother, and there's nothing I can do. The cow is done.
What can I do? The only thing I can do is grab something of yours, Kate.
Cash, put it down. Everybody, pay attention because this is what happens to cows.
This is where your McDonald's burger comes from.
What can I do? He has a knife. I mean, come on, guys. If you tell him not to, you know he won't. I don't negotiate with terrorists. Okay. If you take one step closer, the cow gets it, Kinsey.
One step. Ow. Kinsey. Relax, sweetheart.
See, that's how you negotiate with terrorists.
I'm going to drop them when I'm ready. Because you're going to need Gerald as soon as I come around. No, I don't care about Gerald. Next you are. I'll step this way.
I really hope I didn't break it. You did.
Okay, I'm going to go get Gerald in.
Okay, can you have her put the knife away? Yeah, give me the knife, Kinsey. Yeah. Okay, well, I tried. What do you want me to do? You want me to, like, jump her? Like, what?
Just put my cow on the couch.
It's cooked for sure. I mean, you just chunked that thing at the wall.
I don't know. It just seemed like he should stay there.
If he doesn't listen, tase him. She's got a strong grip on the cow!
Looks like he's going to get a neural link transplant.
There's nothing I can do.
I threw his water ball. It didn't do anything.
What does that even mean, Kate? His head is cooked.
His head blown out. I'm out of breath. You're a good opponent, Kinsey. Oh, okay, no handshake. She's not happy with you.
Your hair looks great, sweetheart.
Sweetheart. You're worried about your hair right now? In a time like this, we've got to mourn the death of the cow.
Kate, what do you mean you can stir up some drama?
She's mad at you for the cow. I didn't do nothing. I know it's the cow's ear fault somehow.
What do you know, Kate? Why are you standing like that, Kate?
That's an old woman thing to say. My hip!
I wish you'd just tell us what it is. Yeah, can you just tell us what the thing was?
Wait, wait, wait. I can't say anything. Okay, what was the drama?
And he said, it's a sacrificial lamb.
Yeah, I said, do I cut the head off the cow? He goes, no, I did not. Hey, do you remember the day we got this cow?
He was like, no. Oh, yeah. That's so mean. He literally looked at me and said, yeah, definitely cut the head off that cow. That's so selfish, Matt.
The way I'm being framed right now is crazy. Like, that didn't all just happen instantaneously. Cash run in there, look for something to kill, finds a cow, comes out, and now suddenly I told him to go get the cow and kill it?
Were you excited when I got the cow? No. At all. I'm not an accomplice. Just smile! No, I'm not. Y'all trying to make me an accomplice? Actually, you're trying to make me the main murderer when I never even touched a weapon. Hey, that's my chain.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, we could use a Roku sponsor because we'd be breaking a lot of TVs.
No one is LOLing. Look at you.
I mean, you're brave for wearing that.
Yeah, it's a pretty brave thing to wear.
Anybody know how to get this thing back on our logo?
The end of the life of the cow.
Kenzie low-key fights back pretty hard, huh? Cash? What? I said Kenzie low-key fights back pretty hard. Dude, I'm not going to lie. She had a grip on that cow and the taser. Especially the cow. That thing was not going nowhere in one piece. One time I tried to take her phone and I regretted that. Let me tell you.
Hey, put this back on our logo, Kate. I don't know how to do that. What?
That's what I asked. I said, why do you have it here that no one can see? That seems pretty wrong of you.
What? She said, it's just gym photos of before I worked out. I was like, oh, I want to see you fat. Let me see the photos.
Well, I wanted to see the fat photos.
You got to see it at their lowest and at their biggest. You know what I'm saying?
That won't work. Oh, I know a fun segment we can start off on. Harper's Diary? Kate's Diary. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why? Why? Why? No, let's save that for another episode. What?
Well, I'll never know. She wouldn't tell me what was in there, really. She was being very ambiguous about the thing.
Okay. In underwear. Like pants? Nike pros?
Okay. Well, you know what Kenzie told me this morning?
Are you doing your cow's hair? Yo, that cow kind of looks like you when you're skydiving. It does, man. When I was skydiving, my hair was like... I'm not even kidding. I can't even do it.
Okay. Why are you shining flashlight at her feet? Is that my phone?
Wait, are you actually quitting? Like, quitting quitting?
It's okay. Wait, what happened?
No, my mom likes me to say that I... My mom likes me to say... That I didn't drop out, but I did. I stopped doing school after, like, the eighth grade. Well, don't encourage dropouts. Well, no, he didn't really drop out. He tortured his teachers until they quit. I mean, I turned out... Sorry. Enough about me. Harper.
What are you looking at me for?
Oh, that's the wrong remote.
Okay, I don't know. Does anybody know how to get this thing on? Alex does. Here, Alex. Is it this remote?
That needs a lot of background context that we just don't even have time to go into.
Here, let me see that one.
But it's like, but it's like a whole nother, it's like the railroad tracks of where you were headed are kind of ending. Dude, what? And you're taking another path now. That's crazy. That's like Beast Games when they got to figure out which side of the railroad track they want the thing to go on. Yeah, you're pulling the lever and you're crushing high school.
Oh, I know. Go down to all entertainment on the right. Take your Roku remote. Go to the right. Is it this remote?
but no like there's just so much of high school that you are gonna be missing out on still yeah yeah yeah that's pretty i mean i but you're getting so other so many other experiences yeah i will say like like no high school no normal i feel like it's such a similar promise i'm normal
Forget about that. Go over to the right.
Me? Uh... Honestly, yeah. I mean, I was zoned. Sorry. I'm here now, though.
Well, for me. Well, you know, we didn't tell you to. I don't need your life while you're donating it to me.
We tried to get Harper to film videos.
Every episode, you try to say it. Every episode, Matt's like... And it's very annoying to listen to. No, it's not. It is annoying. Do you listen to it?
That's called detention, isn't it?
They give you another detention.
Why wouldn't you just go to any hour?
Okay, listen. I get my own personal camera because I'm spaced out between you guys. You two are close to each other. And you two are close to each other. And if I don't have my own personal camera, then my face is all blurry and fuzzy and it doesn't work. No, because... When it was one camera, when it was one camera with all three of you on that side, it would zoom into Kinsey. Great quality.
Are you banned again? Yes. Still? Kate gets banned all the time too. What is it with you guys?
It's literally right on my hand. Not to be that guy, but have you thought about... You keep talking about this tour and all that, but this tour is not even real yet. It's just kind of an idea. No, this tour is happening, guys. Stay tuned. Maybe. It's happening. Stay tuned. Here's the thing.
I don't understand. Why would we not? No, seriously, we're cutting this part because you're so annoying. No, it's cutting this part. You're being annoying, Mav. Last episode, what did we say?
the podcast views drop. Dude, y'all put this much thought into quitting school? I just quit. Let's say all of this thing, everything goes downhill. Why are you saying this right now? And then you quit school.
No, I'm just curious if we thought worst case scenario right now. Worst case scenario. What happens if your life fails?
Oh, yeah, that's respectable. Hey, Cash's backup plan was a sleeping career.
Can you hit a bar for us? You know, here's one thing I've learned about life. You always want The past.
So you say you want to be a famous singer. You mean like the good old days? No, trust me. I was always like, man.
The grass is darker on the other side. But you always look back on things and you're like... I wish I could be doing that again. You're right. Like, like I was always like, oh man, I just, I want to do music. And then I did music and I'm like, I really want to make just like YouTube videos. And then I make YouTube videos. I'm like, I really want to do music. And you go on tour.
That was what I really liked doing.
They did the first time. They didn't come back the second time. I didn't sing very well.
Probably 10,000 tickets, first tour. Okay, first tour, yes.
No, no, no. The whole tour. Our biggest venue was like 1,200. Or 1,000, something like that.
No, people always look back on their photos and they're like, I wish I could just do that again.
Or they just think about the future. It's one or the other. Or they just think about the future and just like, oh, I can't wait until we can be there or do this. Or once this happens, we'll be great. But no one cares to live in the present, man.
Everyone dreams about the past and they dream about the future. In the present, everybody's like, I mean, yeah, right now is fine. But just once I have this or once I do this, once this.
No, this wasn't targeted at you. Then why are you changing it? This is just a life lesson.
What the... Should I open a YouTube channel? I think I should make a YouTube channel called Cash's Life Lessons.
Kenzie, please get him out of that mood. He's in a very bad mood right now. Spit on you. You need to go take a five-minute break, Mav. No, Cash, you need to go to a therapist. Go take time out in the corner over there. I'm going to call your mommy. Mav, I'm going to call your mommy, and she's going to say, Mav, please get out of the moods that you're in and be a normal human being.
What? Okay, let's go ASMR the last two minutes. Please, no. That episode flopped.
The podcast is boring as heck. Yeah, I'm going to end this episode. I'm so bored. We'll see you guys next time. Make sure to subscribe.
No, my mom's going to say, what did Cash do? Mav, you're being moody right now. I know. He's not the smartest. Just take three deep breaths in, Mav. Take him with me, folks. You've got to keep looking after him. He's your little brother, and you'll be calm. Just take care of him. You'll be calm. Just take three breaths. Ready? You can do it. Just put up with him.
Even though he's annoying and he doesn't understand reality, it's okay. You're not doing the breathing exercises. You're not doing the breathing exercises, Mav. And you're really taking one for the team, Mav. That's what mom's going to say. We should really be quiet now.
I just tried to start off with reading the journal. Which we're not going to do.
We're not doing either of those things. We're reading Kate's diary. No, we're not. Why? Listen, why?
In case y'all are wondering and confused in the audience, we just shot an episode about an hour ago. Oh, no, duh. Called... We, I don't know, something of reading Kate's diary. And I brought Kate's diary in on the podcast. And then in that episode, we're like, hey, guys, we're going to finish reading Kate's diary in the next episode. No, we didn't say that. No, this is the next episode.
Then you're making it up. You're filtering.
I'll filter them. Let somebody else read it if we're going to read it. You can't read your own dirt.
I just don't get why we shouldn't read a funny book of Kate's diary when she was 11 years old.
Everyone's going to love reading Kate's diary. I don't want to be here anymore. That's the truth. I didn't want to be here today. Yeah, maybe we should just go through the hole and leave. Yeah, maybe I should. Girls pod. I'd like you to.
You think we planned something like that. But we did not. I just don't understand. When every once in a while, every like 10 episodes, I talk and say something and everyone gets mad at me. I don't understand.
What? Well, see, that was a very high detail. Cut that! But we really have to take that out now. We can't even put that in. No, we can't. Just bleep it. No, we can't. No, Matt, just bleep the segment. Dude, me and Matt are going to fight by the end of this episode. I can feel it. Dude, what do you mean we have to bleep that?
It'd zoom into Kate. Great quality. Are you airplanes? No, I am not. What are you? I am so sorry.
See, he's touching his mic again. See? You know why we almost got in a fight? Because he has control issues, first of all. I don't have control issues, Matt. I have issues of it being around idiots. And when... People control issues when they're idiots and they need to be controlled.
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Yep, me too. He'd say, that guy's got to go if you want this podcast to keep going. He'd say, this is unfortunate.
He's unhelpful. I was trying to get my feelings out with reading the diaries, but everybody's like, no. Reading my diaries? The diary doesn't even have your feelings.
I was trying to get somebody's feelings out.
Why you? Why me? Why does everybody yell at me every episode when I try to talk?
Please. Okay. So listen, the other day we actually almost got in a fight because we were literally trying to leave. It's like midnight. That's my least favorite word. I'm like, we got to go. We got to go. Literally. Literally. So we're trying to leave and literally this guy goes upstairs and I'm like, okay. Surely he's almost done. Wait, is Mav telling a story? I'm holding.
Hold on. Do you know what story I'm telling?
I'd like to know what story because I don't know what story we're talking about here.
Oh, basically me at the bottom of the stairs holding a bunch of stuff. You coming, Cash? Cash, are you coming? Hey, Cash, I really, the car's locked. Can you please hurry? For like 10 minutes. Okay, great. Now let me show you what Maverick was actually holding.
This. Nope. This is what Mav was holding. Way more than that. Like this. Alex, I am about to- This is what Mav was holding like this. He was like, Cash, my arms are too weak.
I believe Mav. Oh my gosh. This is why I have control issues, Mav.
Maverick just moved that camera angle. Maverick just moved that camera angle and doesn't even care. That's why I have control issues where I gotta go fix the camera. Because you break the camera and I gotta fix the camera. It's not broken. You're not even the one fixing it. You're not fixing it. You would have never noticed. You would have never noticed if I wasn't like, you moved the camera.
What? Continue. I'm sorry. Talk about his pale skin.
You're skinny and you got a fat... It's not bullying. We're spitting facts.
Walking down the street like a... Like a weird guy with duck lips.
Wait, wait. This is a verbal bully. I actually wrote one.
You wrote it on your phone?
Can somebody explain to me what wordle is? Because I have no idea what we're talking about. You're right, you're right.
Let me read your rap. Let me read your rap.
Oh, okay. I bet it. Okay. Well... All right. Hey. Oh, that's her name.
I'm sorry, we have to go. All right, you gotta bleep that part. Wait, what part?
Wait, what got bleeped? I didn't even hear it.
Cause I'm a country girl, got an attitude. City shotgun, run down the avenue. That sounds so good.
Yeah, you know.
Well, no, technically it's Harper Zilmer versus Cass Baker.
Like that. Oh.
I don't watch Spongebob.
To mine? Yeah. To mine? Okay.
Whoa, no. We don't gotta waste no time. Wow. Oh, let me know if you wanna be mine. Cause I'm a country girl. Gone at two. City shotgun. One down the avenue. Okay, that's it.
You're welcome. Wait, no, singing. Sorry. And then we can do cheer, right?
That's actually good. Okay. Thanks. Now that you're warmed up. Wait, do you want to raise your ya-ha together? Yes.
Raise your ya-ha, ya-ha.
That was very accurate. Oh, sorry.
Raise your ya-ya. No, thank you.
Give me one. Raise your ya-ya.
No! Wait, that was good. Stop doing that!
Ya... No, you have to like say, raise your yaya. That's really accurate. Raise your yaya. Sorry, kids. That was actually good. And then do a riff out of it. I don't know what a riff is. It's like, stop.
Yeah. All right, everybody, swap your phone to the left. Wow, y'all should have let us know before this podcast. My phone's dead.
Too long ago. Kinsey, what are you doing?
I'm looking at them.
Better yet, she just starts knocking out her mom's helmet.
That doesn't look like you guys are going through a tornado.
We'll have a bilingual podcast. It'll attract a larger audience.
Because y'all act like it's not sad, but it is.
It's like you might as well just cut it.
What is this, like a flashback episode on Disney Channel? It's like, all right, let's look back now.
Ah, I see. Wait, did I get killed? The one with the camera? Yeah, what about him?
I don't really like your Ice Age, man.
No, that was to kill the first one. But the second one is to marry.
No, it's to marry. I guess she's marrying Maverick.
I don't know if Michael got it all right, though. He goes, I think she killed that one. I think she's marrying you. I don't know.
I gave her my spill. I was like, we have a podcast, blah, blah, blah. Then she goes, no English. I was like, frick, not again.
Yeah, she walked up here and she was like, what?
No idea. It's from a snack video and I guess we never got around to eating that snack.
What? I'm not saying that women can't fly.
I'm not saying women can't fly planes, but... Once the wheels came down on the plane. That's when that's when she crashed Maverick just saying controversial things women can fly they just can't drive Like are y'all like kind of hurt by that?
That's crazy. I mean, like, the scream was... Wait, wait, wait.
Why do you make like an elephant mating call when you're making fun of your wife?
Your back is so bent. Come on, Cash. Come on, Cash. Come on, Cash.
Yeah, you're making fun of my back trying to get me to do stuff. You look like you're about to cry. Man, it feels crazy right now.
I probably faked it to make her fall in love with me. It works every time.
But crying to you like, please keep me. Please keep me. He was like, I'm going to call my mentor. You can't do that, unfortunately.
But you had a name for him. You just said. Did you call him a million-dollar man?
They bully each other like... You're really brave for wearing that bow. I mean, yeah.
Yeah. I didn't like that about you. But I didn't say anything bad. I just called you brave, man. Oh.
But it might have been called for it because you were kind of going crazy.
They're friends for two reasons. One, they like you. Second reason, they like your friend. Okay? That's the only two reasons.
Well, no, because we were going to start at 4.45, and she didn't get here until 6.30.
Women be like, walk up and say something like, oh my goodness, he's just like so-and-so's dad. And you're like, oh, thanks.
It's like you have a whole closet full of your towels.
Somebody set the first world record. And then somebody... And I don't give a... Somebody was the first person to hold two world records.
If you're doing knuckles, you're pushing hard.
Who's giving you the license? Who's giving these licenses?
No, no, do it, do it. Give me half your ear for once. Now sit. You just can't do anything. Put your butt on the ground, hon. Oh!
What if you get lonely at night and you want to cuddle? Listen! This is a serious thing. Y'all can't be joking about this. It's serious.
But like, oh, things just got good. I'm here for the drama.
Very slow. Slowly but slowly. Keep going. That's a crazy stretch. It's insane.
I'm ganging on you. This is going around the world.
No. That's me, bro. We should probably switch sides. Ridiculous. That'd be a good thing to do. I'm just imagining Kate if you said that. She'd lose it. She's like, why is it wet over here?
How do you get a dog to do that? He goes, he goes, the smaller was great.
Getting T-boned by a deer is wild.
Imagine he was at a stoplight. What the heck, dude? Imagine he's coming at you. Imagine he's coming at you. You're like, is that thing going to stop? You're sitting at the stoplight.
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We're actually in a neighborhood, I don't know if you know that or not, but this is where kids play. Why are you accelerating so hard? I don't really want to be in the car right now. Don't leave us here! Alright guys, Maverick really wants to show you guys his mullet photo. We were just talking about it. He's been looking for it for the past five minutes and he still can't find it.
She doesn't say anything. That was crazy. I'm imagining Kinsey just waking up. Pretty much. She doesn't say anything, but she jumps like that. I do.
No, what the hell? Why do you run like a cyclops? Yeah, why are you moving like a robot? No, I'm laying in bed. I'm happily asleep right now, having great dreams. And then all of a sudden, I wake up and she's freaking out. So it's like, oh no, what's going on?
Grab Stella. Takes off running to the restroom and just chunks Stella into the bathtub. And I just hear...
What? Big boy. I listen back to the episodes and it's just random singing and I'm just like...
Please, please, please. At this point, I'm like sitting up. I'm like, what is happening again? Why is this happening again? And so the dog's thrown up in the bathtub. And I'm like, what? Why? Why? And so I come back. I'm like, what did she eat?
What do you mean? It sounds like we had the exact same morning this morning. Our dogs are being menacing, and it's our fault. What do you mean? That is your dog, your situation.
I relate to that. When I was hanging out with girls, when I was like 14, 15, and I was hanging out with girls, I literally felt like I was being evil. Dude, I'm just their friend. It's like you're around them, and it's just like you feel guilty. You're like, I'm not supposed to talk to these people. I'm not supposed to like you.
What if y'all try to color? Color? Like, coloring books or something? I don't know. What are they going to do?
What? Dude, sometimes Mav's jokes make me want to punch him, man. What? I mean, like, that was, that was just. Well, there's a second half to the joke.
Imagine as a kid, you have monkey bars on your ceiling in your hallway.
Yeah, I think monkey bars all over the house.
All over the upstairs. I would love that as a kid. Dude, your kid would be shredded low-key. By the time he's like seven, he'd just be jacked from doing monkey bars. Hey, Kate, can we hear your high school song now?
Wait, why don't you guys do it? Oh, Geyer.
She's in the shower saying that? First of all, those are not the lyrics at all. What Kate is trying to say is I was singing different words to the song, whatever song she says I was singing. Can y'all do that? I was singing the melody of that song, but making up my own words. And it made her mad, man. Let me tell you.
Oh, they're just that look kind of weird Come on
I think most schools have a hand signal. That's kind of like a gang sign for your school.
Dude, high school just made me so mad. It's so crazy. It's like a whole different life. High school and college. It's crazy.
College makes me mad too. I'm sorry. Being a full grown adult and having a curfew. Not all colleges have curfews.
A curfew for your dorm, so you're not allowed to leave after a certain time. You catch me being 24 years old and being like, gotta be back by 10pm.
Once being cast at 18, we were gone. Just nothing makes me more mad in life. If I had to go through high school, I'd just be so mad. Nothing makes me more mad. He's very allergic to authority. He's a sort of authority figure. Then an adult, just some 76-year-old lady telling me what to do. Teachers are not typically 60 and 70.
I'm happy to sit there and be like, Can I use the bathroom? Yeah, that's literally... I mean, what is it, a prison? Because prisons in high school look a lot alike.
Hey, one of my friend's high schools was designed by the same guy that designed the prison. Does that make sense? Exactly. You want to know something?
Wait, what? Wait. Only one person can be in your restroom?
So they can go there and talk.
Ain't no way to. When I was in freaking elementary school and they were like, you gotta be quiet at lunchtime. Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no trouble. They just didn't like if everyone talked. You just can't be loud at lunchtime. All right, since everybody's being loud, no talking at lunch.
I'm taking a shower. She walks in the bathroom. She goes, why are you doing that? I'm like... What? She's like, those aren't the words. I was like, okay, I'm just vibing in the shower. I'm not kidding. Five minutes before this podcast, I'm in my room just changing shirts and I'm just singing and Kenzie walks in and she goes, why are you screaming? Why are you screaming right now?
And we'd be sitting there and everyone's just at lunch. So the only time you could like talk in the entire like eight hour day was like your 30 minute recess.
See, I could just smack whoever put that meter up. That's a good thing because it keeps kids from School should be a ball abolished I do mean it should be abolished Quiet for eight hours a day and then putting a sound you're on it for eight hours a day kids just don't shouldn't go to school Yeah, they should go to school for like Two to three hours.
They should go to school for like two to three hours, learn what they need to learn, and then let them go. Listen, listen, listen. I'm sorry, my podcast hosts are crazy, guys.
Wait, I got to defend the teachers. Hold on. No, it's not.
I think after like a while for strong, a big believer in abolish high school after eighth grade, you don't need to go to school. Yeah. It's useless. Um, I do think you should apply yourself up until the eighth grade, because if I would have done that, I think I would learn how to read and spell better. But, um, after the eighth grade, it's completely useless.
If you applied yourself to update, it's just not true.
No, you don't get common sense from school. Okay, kind of. You get, like, the opposite.
I'm sorry. At 14, you should be, like... 15, you should be working full-time.
15, 16, you should have your... 16 especially. 16, you should be working full-time. I want to work somewhere. Here's the problem with everything that you're saying right now. Oh, please, enlighten me. There is a bunch of 13, 14-year-old kids watching this.
I was not screaming for Kate. When Kate is in like a nagging mood, I go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And they're literally like, you know what? I'm ditching school tomorrow. I'm dropping out. Jake Paul inspired me to do it and it worked out. Shout out Jake Paul.
I want it to be today's society. Now 10-year-olds, they play Fortnite all day. And watch us.
No common sense? Like, social cues? Yeah, what do you want to say? Act like a monkey? Like, we don't know words?
You'd probably try to kill them. That's what most people do when they, like, like.
Uh. Well, haven't you seen the uncontacted tribes that get contacted? Yeah, they literally just shoot them with bows and arrows.
Yeah, they're pretty accurate to Anytime a helicopter or a drone or a boat or anything tries to come close.
Extremely shot him? They did. Like, 20 arrows to the chest.
Yeah, unfortunately, that's just not smart. Because he wanted to, like, minister to them. But nobody knows their language. And his own diseases will probably kill them because they're not used to any of the germs that we have.
So like all the stuff that we just have immunities built up to, you're going to carry it over there. Isn't it crazy they speak a language that no one else in the world knows?
It's one of the only left uncontacted tribes. There's not many. All they've seen in the outside world is like plane boats. We did just find another one in the Amazon. Really? And they're all like this tall. I'm not kidding. Heck yeah. They're all this tall.
Speaking of people that are only that tall, remember the dwarf that wrestled you at the show? I do. Pop up a thing of that, man. That was cool. It's Super Bowl Sunday, and I was thinking for fun, we should have him and one of his buddies come over, and they should wrestle in Chiefs and Eagles costumes, and then whoever wins, then... That will be our prediction for the Super Bowl.
You've never seen those? That's a thing.
I would love to see Scott and our dad wrestle.
I was that little boy in the shower that put a towel or his foot over the drain hole, poured a bunch of soap down there and let it fill up and then you could play in it. And I still do that to this day. I did it last week.
Don't give it away. Don't give it away. Giving away the future chairs man Find out you got to subscribe make sure to subscribe to our podcast because we're trying to hit 3 million subscribers Why aren't we there?
We're at like 2.4 2.5 Okay, so we need you guys to subscribe to help us reach 3 million subscribers.
Maybe. Close, but we should see who can... Wait, we should do a thing.
Let's do Cash and Math. We have a bigger head start there. I feel more comfortable in that competition.
Wait, let's see what accounts have the closest subscribers. How many do you have? Y'all tell us in the comments if you care, actually, that Cash changes his chair every episode. Oh my gosh, Maverick, you can shut your pothole and go back to school for all I care. It's just a really, really big inconvenience to change it every time. He thinks I should just keep this chair forever.
I think it's aesthetically pleasing. I like the cookie. Dude, the whole point is to switch my chair every time. Well, maybe we can keep the cookie on set. All right, y'all have 2.5, I have 2.4.
I don't know if it's that flat, but you can try it.
I know what we should do. We should do a thing of what channel can hit 5 million first.
5 million. Here we go. So, we got Fluffy the Unicorn, Kai and Ty. I don't know why those guys are connected to our channels. Harper Zillmer, Kate Marie, Malvin Kinsey, Cash and Kate, LOL Clips, LOL Reacts, LOL Music, LOL Club, LOL Podcast, Kinsey, and Cash and Malvin.
well that's a lot of channels a lot of channels for a lot of girls um i'll tell you right now cash and math is hitting five million in probably a month cash and math is gonna hit 10 million subscribers by the end of the year you think we just dropped a video that got like 60 000 subscribers no close it's like 40 but it's a lot i built a taylor swift in my house oh that has a lot of taylor swift yeah that has a lot of content okay you know what i'm gonna prove all of y'all wrong
No, you put a foot over it and you watch the shower fill up until it's about to overflow and then you let it all go.
Okay, first one to zero. I don't think she understands. Don't please. I was joking. No, no, no. Don't subscribe to us. We'd be jobless and homeless and we'd have to go back to school.
And Cash will kill himself because he cannot go back to school. For one episode, can we all get red wigs and become Harper?
You dyed it red without asking her?
look at me wow yeah the red hair hey i dyed my hair blue once when i was like nine and then all my skillet concert all my friends just called me blueberry yeah that's a horrible name you dyed your whole head not just like streaks like a blueberry that had been through like the washing machine it was like washed out but did you do it with actual hair dye
Oh yeah, bleached my hair and everything.
Yeah, I wouldn't imagine it would. No, but I always wanted... I'm going to dye my hair red. I'll be like the Kool-Aid man.
Wait, what was Arthur? Were they bears?
Wait, what are y'all talking about?
Oh, I am feeling FOMO right now. I have no clue what Arthur even is. Are you kidding me? I don't know what he is.
This guy. Yeah, I've seen this show. He's my favorite show ever.
Who would have known he was an anteater?
What's an aardvark? Don't say aardvark like you know what that is. I do know what that is. What the fuck is an aardvark? Aardvark? Remember Aardvark? He's an anteater that lives in Australia.
Also, I would like to give a PSA. Don't drop out of school, kids.
Unless you're super cool and you're too cool for school.
He doesn't look anything. Where's like his long nose?
Grew up with that? What do you mean? A foot? A shower?
And then they were like, that's not a feeling. They changed it?
Did you guys see, you guys would kill, have y'all seen this, the version of Shrek, the first one that they put out? See, that's an odd phrase you used. What? You guys would kill if you've seen the first version of Shrek. Like you would kill to see. Like if I saw the first version of Shrek, I'd just be out there killing people.
Frick yeah, man, just... I saw Shrek. I'm very hungry. Hey, you didn't see someone murdering someone?
This is the test animation for Shrek in 1996. Look at this. Wait. What are we watching here? This is like the trailer. Oh, my God.
That's rude. That is crazy looking.
That was a crazy version of Shrek. I'll send it to Alex. I mean, that is like... To see that is like a nightmare. If I was a kid, I'd be like, no, Nashorak! Oh, that's terrifying. Yeah, that is very scary looking. I thought Shrek was kind of gross ogre-y before.
Oh, you're saying your shower is a bathtub? Yeah. Well, we turned ours to a bathtub with our foot in it. That's why I did it. If I would have had a bathtub, I wouldn't have had to clog it with my foot.
I love Shrek. You guys think I could grab this chair and just throw it through the hole behind me?
Wait, without looking? Like hike it like a football?
No, no preload. I'm so scared.
Okay. I know what the problem was. There was no height. No height. Yeah, you need to try that again. Is it really? I'm gonna have to look for this one.
I mean, what in the world was that? That was horrible. I was trying to really push it through. It did not. I don't think it fits. I'll be honest.
Cash? What? Does it even fit? Yeah, Kate, can you help me here? Well, I think we should have tried that first, you know? What? To see if it actually even fits.
Also, Kate wakes up this morning, and speaking of it, nagging about me singing in the shower, which I have no clue why that even involved her.
No, it doesn't. Let's see. How stupid are we?
Unless you throw it really hard.
I mean, this is the definition of a freshman. Wait, what's it called? I didn't go to school.
What's the year when you get your car? Sophomore. This is the definition of a sophomore.
Hey, Harper, what else do you got there? Okay, well, that's annoying.
Are you wondering what this is? Yeah. Yeah, what's that that you have in your hand? It's not a ring. It's... Read it. Oh, it says... It says Bravo. Oh, it's a Bravo. Bravo.
Let me see this. Let me see this.
It is a funny looking... Try to throw that through the hole without looking. Oh, no!
Because you would just... This morning. And she wakes up. Why does she sound like a chainsaw? She wakes up. And all you guys know, even all the audience, everyone knows I do not want dogs. I don't like to take care of dogs. Oh, you love honey. That's why I don't want one. No, that is not a lie.
I saw you flip them around. I was like, no, that's not keys. Do you know what they're for? At first, I was like, what is that? Is that, like, a sponge? I thought it was, like, a peppermint. I didn't know. I thought it was a remote for, like, the TV.
A locker. I'd love to see what it's for. Does it go to an RC car? No. A little tiny Harper size car? Follow me.
Follow you where? What is this, follow the leader?
No, we're not following anyone right now. Well, I want to follow. She's going somewhere. I'll follow. No.
All right, guys, we're officially mobile. We got the camera off the tripod. We're heading downstairs right now. Hey, he took my shoes. Ow, he hit my toes. No, hey, someone moved my shoes. What? I don't really know man, but I mean you move I didn't I haven't moved my shoes a couple days ago to get under my skin You know what?
Blaming the dog is crazy, actually.
Oh, whoa, Harper got a new car. I did not know this information.
We're actually in a neighborhood. I don't know if you know that or not, but this is where kids play. Hey, let's just pull over.
Hit the gas! Oh! It gets it, baby! Okay, stop! Okay, what do you mean, see if there's any kids? Are you looking for a child to hit? No.
She's trying to not hit children. Let's see how fast it goes 0 to 60.
Turn right? We're getting demonetized for this. Why are we going right?
Wait, wait. Hold on. Don't move. I need to set the camera down. And I need to buckle up. Wait, don't move. The camera will fall. Okay.
Your car is already broken. Safety first. Hey, what's that book down there? What did I just say? She did not listen to what I said.
Yeah. No, but he likes dogs. He walks in, he's like, honey, honey, wait, honey. Oh, I like dogs. Like, when I'm at Harper's House and sell Estes, I'm like, oh, come here, Estes. I mean, that dog is like a rat dog. It's like, ah! But it doesn't really let you touch it. Yes, it does. No, I try to touch Estes, and it's like...
Empty road. Take me home. But there might be needles. That's a cul-de-sac.
This is actually my first time ever being in the car with Harper driving. Yeah. And it is scary. Man, what's really scary is seeing how far forward her seat is. Her legs are so tiny. She's like right up on the freaking wheel. Her knees are hitting the front so she can reach the pedals. Look at how close her knees are. Do you want me to turn?
Guys, look at my knees in this thing.
Boom. Wait, wait, wait. We got a wide open road ahead of us. Except for that car. Except for this guy right here. We got Harper behind the wheel. Two inches from the front. Hey, you guys are literally getting. Y'all got a lot of room back there. Y'all are literally watching our first time riding with Harper, and you're basically getting to be here. Hey, I don't know how to work a camera.
How does focus work? Do you want me to film while I drive? No, we don't. Are you sure? All right, guys, I hope I'm filming everything good. Three, two, one. Go. Oh, my gosh.
That noise is kind of hype after driving a Tesla. I never hear that. Yeah, I drive a Tesla.
Well, I own a Tesla. You want to park right here and we can get a little walk around?
Show us the whip. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do a walk around. Also, who the heck was sitting in this chair? Like, seriously. There's no room here. I feel like I'm in a drawer car. I'll take this. I got it.
No, everything's going to be out of focus. Let me just hold on. Yeah, see, everything's going to be messed up. Hurry. Hold on, guys. I'm learning how to work a camera. It's cold in my hair. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, let me give you a quick run around. Wait, no, we aren't. Time for a quick run around. I gotta learn how to work this. Hold on. Can you just give it to me?
Uh, Maverick, nobody can see you right now. You're out of focus and wide out.
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No, I was not standing in the mud on purpose, Kate. That's just called dirt. That's the outside world.
Hey, we got to hurry. OK, now that it's fixed, can I see you back?
Car is kind of talking. I have an issue. What, Kate?
That's a nice trunk. Can you fit cash in it? Hey, if your trunk can fit me in it, then that means your junk got a lot in its trunk.
I've never seen that, actually. We're going to do a see how much of a car people you guys are. Does anybody know what this is?
What is it? Cash doesn't know. That's why he's asking you. No, I know exactly what this is, and we'll see if anybody's answers are correct. Do you know what it is, Kinsey?
I know exactly what it is. What do you think it is? Oh, no, I know exactly what it is.
Bingo! That's what I was going to say. It's for when you have to urinate in the car.
Now, where does it go? Out the window! You just hold it out the window and you pee.
Okay, yeah. We'll need to sanitize this once it's used. Hey, there's your jack. You could change your tire for the first time.
No. What is this? Alright, we're gonna see how well you guys know cars. What is this? A bag.
I don't really know what this is.
I'm really cold. I'm really cold.
Oh, no. She almost broke her window. She literally just almost shattered her window. She had it right here. Can you close that? He was about to shatter it. Dude, you were about to freaking obliterate this thing. I'm sorry.
No, no, no. I want to see the headlights.
Is this the car from the show?
Oh, nice car. Let's get back to it. Thanks.
Too cold. Hey, pop the hood. Let me check the engine. I'll make sure we're good to go. OK.
OK, well, yeah. I'm just going to check the engine, make sure we're good to go up in here. All right. All right, pop it. Oh, gosh. OK. No, pop the hood.
Oh, they're leaving us. You know what's crazy? I know people psych people out by trying to hit them with a car, but I do not trust Harper at all. No, me neither. OK, get out of the way. Hey, it's really cold outside. Hey, don't leave us here. That's pretty messed up. I'm not walking home. That isn't for walking. It's cold. All right, let's get walking.
We're going to have to start fending for ourselves. I'll be honest, I don't think I'm coming back. Look, Mav. See, trees.
This isn't Minecraft. You can't throw that in a crafting table. Yes, you can. I know exactly how to make a shelter. We're going to need to get a lot of brush and put it over this brush, and then there will be a cave inside there. Look. There's plenty of room in here.
It's a lot warmer inside the brush. No, I'll see you later, I'm walking home.
okay you have fun in your shelter we kind of cut the camera for a little bit because we got cold and we had a fin for our survival and the girls never came back it's really really cold out here and they never came back and we don't have our phones so i really did think they were just gonna leave us for a minute but they they didn't i thought they were gonna turn around and it's freezing out here so we're in a construction zone yeah and so there's no one around yeah and it's like slightly raining like misting but we're fine
We're really fine. We'll keep traveling on, young companions. Yeah, something. Young companions. No, that's not them. Oh no, it's them! It's them! I see them on the horizon! Cash, that's just a bird. We gotta keep walking. Alright guys, well, hey, make sure to subscribe. Subscribe.
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Unfortunately good with a mullet. I know I have to get a haircut since Harper messed up my hair. We're trying to get him to cut it.
Literally backs up like so fast away from you. He does like Scooby-Doo backwards. It's because she doesn't like- Yeah, it moonwalks backwards while you're looking at it. Maybe it's you. She just like looked at you and was like, ah. But anyways, I like dogs like that. Like, oh, going to someone's house. Oh, there's a little doggy. Okay, now I'm done.
Yeah, but I don't like owning a dog. And I made it very clear to Kate before I bought her a dog. I don't want one. I do not want to take care of a dog. I do not want it at all. Kate was like, if you get me a dog, you will never have to do anything. I will clean up after it, feed it, everything, walk it. You don't got to do anything. Nothing, nothing, nothing. So I got her dog this morning.
She lets the dog out. We wake up to. And I'm like, what's going on? And Honey's just, like, tapping her cage, wanting out. And Kate's like, oh, she wants to use the bathroom. So Kate gets up to let her outside to use the bathroom. And Kate's like, Honey, no! No, Honey, no!
She screams it so loud, too. Kate gets so dramatic. We're so dramatic. Like, Stella is about to eat Honey's food or something. Like, you would swear Stella's about to eat Kate's pizza on the counter or something. Like, it's... We're all just sitting there like like on our phones or something then all the sudden you hear What happened and it's like she was licking the floor and What?
The direction he's going is mullety.
Yeah, but wait. I gotta get back to my story because Kate's yelling at Honey, right? And then she has to go clean up her pee because Honey couldn't hold it from her cage to the door. So she peed all over the floor. And then Kate's yelling, daughter like mother.
And I'm still in bed and I just hear all this yelling going on at Honey and I'm just like, doesn't bother me because Kate told me I will never have to clean up. And then Kate comes in there, and she's like all mad, and I was like, that's why I don't like dogs. That just made her more mad. I was like, that's why I don't like dogs. And she goes, well, it's your fault. I was like, what?
Do you think you're full of talent? And she goes, yeah, because you should have helped me clean it up. What the? And then. Do you want to apologize, Kate?
And she hasn't let that go all morning. I just thought I'd air out our drama because even in the shower, she was still mad at me because I didn't help her clean up Honey's pee when I wasn't even out there.
Is that why she was mad when she sat down? Probably.
Did you feel anger from her? I felt it in the aura, for sure.
No, we just said we're not singing. No, no, no, no. We're not singing. It's a fun game. It's a fun game.
Oh, that's short hair. That's crazy. Yeah. He like, I saved it. I'm going to relax. Hey, calm down, buddy. Relax. Calm down. Look at it.
Did you say that's not the national anthem?
You know, I can do sign language to the national anthem. Wait, what's that other song? I don't know. You stand up and you're like...
What's that other song? There's two of them. I always forget that.
That's not a poem. That's a song. It's a pledge, actually. I pledge allegiance to the flag. Actually, it might not be a song. That isn't really a vibe.
That's pretty culty of us. Just, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
It's just like a kindergarten thing.
Did you say it again? Did you say it wrong? No.
I know why you kept me pledging to my school. I know.
You guys had high school songs? Oh, yes.
That is much more boring. That sounds like a hymn in like an old, old 100 year ago church.
It's like screaming it. It's a great song.
It just sounded like, crush their skulls!
Wait, what did you say, seriously?
That is not a... That sounded nothing like it. No, we're not loving.
No, no, no. Crush your skulls. We hold our L's up and we say, school we love!
He's hyper-focused on one thing and he can't know anything else around him. Just like today. I love my mullet. Look, I will start the timer. Boom. But maybe you should put it up. Since I have to do Maverick's job for him.
You don't know? You don't know your school song? Instead of being the Henrietta Knight, we were the Henrietta Hintz.
We had to change it because everywhere we went, we just got egged.
They changed it to the Henrietta Knight because they kept getting egged. Ours were Marcus Marauders.
The other type of kidnapper. Marauders are on the ocean, aren't they? No. Mine is so deep down. You're like, that person, they think they're a... Why is mine so long?
A martyr. A martyr. No, I didn't say that. What's a martyr? A martyr is someone that dies for their faith.
Kate had to look up their school song.
I don't really know the melody of the song.
Everybody just relax, please. No, this is just going to be one of those days that we all get mad at each other. I can just feel it in my toes.
Please let the audio be in the background. I don't really know the melody, so I don't really know how to sing it. But he goes, oh, when those fighting nights all fall in line, we're going to win this game another time. We're going to cheer our team and yell and yell.
For the dear of HHS. We'll yell and yell and yell. And then we fight, we fight, we fight, we fight for every score. The black and gold on high forevermore. And then those nights we'll win. This game for sure.
Wait, I remember that. That's like the fight song for every school. Why do I remember that song? Wait, is that every school? Wait, why does that sound like, oh, when the saints come marching?
Yeah, I said, I literally said, oh, there's a fight in 19. He goes...
Hey, guess what? Guess what Stella ate last night? Wait, we still got to hear Kate sing.
No, stop singing. I always tell you guys this. No one's singing. I think people enjoy listening back to the episodes.
Oh, she ate Kimmy's underwear again, didn't she? Listen, so we're laying in bed. That's what my dog does. We're laying in bed and I'll... Kinsey's got some secret talent. She doesn't wake up to anything. Anything. But Stella just goes like... And Kinsey instantly jumps up out of bed. She's like, I resurrect from the death.
Like 20? It depends on the light bulbs.
It depends on the light bulbs. In tanning beds where you lay down, some people do go in for like 20 minutes because the light bulbs are not as harsh. Wait, is the tanning bed a hard job standing up?
Wait, did you stand up in the tanning bed or lay down? I don't do the lay down ones. That makes me feel gross because other people's bodies are touching them.
I think the tanning bed might actually be good for Cash. If he goes in like two minutes.
It makes us look desperate. Is that why you were going to go to the casino yesterday? Because of his birthday?
You're going to go to the casino on Saturday. Yay! Cash's birthday!
Yeah, but why would you... Were you eating your sunglasses?
Some of the sprinkles are gone.
Harper, do you have any crazy stories from Cheer Trial? What?
What if there's girls who had never cheered before? Come on. No, I can't. Wait, I have genuine questions. What if you were paired with girls who had never cheered before? I was. And they just were like, oh, yeah, just throw Harper in the air. It'll be fine. Yes. That's insane.
Listen, listen, listen. One, two, down, three. Why would you go down in three? Why would you do that?
Y'all are going to drop me or do something crazy.
Yeah, Kate wants to do it.
Level one? Okay, you already screwed up. You already screwed up.
places. What did, Kate, did you hear what Harper said earlier? No. Maverick asked, hey Harper, do you ever get on Reddit? And she was like, oh, I only get on Reddit when I want to watch how people wait. Don't say it.
If you could only pick one person to live on an island with, Matt would be the one you'd probably want to take with you. Really?
Out of the people you actually know.
I mean, it's between me and Kenzie.
Hey, Alex is a chef and I've never eaten anything you've made? That sounds rude.
How did I nerf your birthday? Was this in the trash? Wait, Kate, did you get up this morning and go get any donuts? Wait, I saved it for you.
No. Wait, did Mac Miller write that? I'm going to sound so stupid. The song, I'm going to pop some time.
Why are you on your phone?
It sounded like dinosaur.
No, you said it right. Incinerated.
Actually, every morning for the last two weeks, he'll be like, hey, it's 8 a.m. And I'll be like, yeah, he said you wanted to go to the gym. And I'll be like, yeah, I did say that. Do you mean it, though? We don't have to go. And I'll be like, okay, I guess we don't have to go.
Wait, with them? We have to be in the box with them? Dude. Yeah.
It was 11 o'clock. Sat around all day is crazy.
It was literally 11 o'clock in the morning when I said happy birthday.
Use that chicken and use Gerald. Yeah. I don't think you should use the water bottle either, yeah.
You're arguing with her for no reason. It's just like, it looks like bullying.
Okay. I think he peed his pants. No shot. He's about to make you go wipe him. It happens sometimes. That's disgusting. Guys, are we actually going to have a summer a little bit?
It's highly concerning that you do. You don't know? Butters? You don't know who Butters is? Butters?
Yeah, but not every single day.
Well, no, it'll be similar to how it is now.
Don't worry. Oh, please. I got it all under control. What?
The audacity. And during Women's Month, too. You are an abomination.
That looks... Is that a... I'm going to gag.
I've actually never seen a tampon up close like that. What?
Oh. Whoa! I don't think Gerald appreciated you smacking his head in the ground. No, he had a birthday hat for you.
Yes, I did. I looked really hard through that snack box.
I got a snack box in there, and I looked through it, and I said, I think Cash will like this one.
Well, yeah. I don't want you to indulge in sin.
Are we invited to your sweet 16? What? Yes. Yeah. No, no. Of course. Please. Are you having a birthday party?
What the? Yeah, last year on your birthday, Mav and I started dating.
I remembered your birthday two weeks ago when we were planning the schedule.
Does it taste waxy? Sometimes.
You went two times. He's gone three times in the last week.
Yes, he has. I've gone twice, so he's gone one more time than I have. That's three.
We should have sang that song instead.
Okay, to be fair, he started off that way, but he did end up sprinting. Both of us started at the same time. He did, like, a seven-minute mile or something.
Did you see me running today? No, you weren't running? That's exactly my point. You walked up to me on the trail and worked out. Oh, I did. Okay, when Kate runs, actually, she looks like she's out of a movie.
Like her ponytail is swaying back and forth, and she just has this, like... A little bounce to her.
Come on. Kate, how does it feel to be dating or married to a 22-year-old man? And you're 16? Yeah.
Wait, so is this the end?
Yeah, so shut up.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
I don't do that. That's crazy. They literally just stick it in the air fryer when they're hungry. McDonald's? Straight to the air fryer. McDonald's just needs to be banned, actually.
That never happened.
That was pretty accurate, I feel like.
Nope. Nope. But it just wasn't. And there was multiple comments. It's like what you said was so close to accurate, but it just wasn't.
It could be, but I don't think it really determined who had what parts. It was just like... We just kind of went, and it's just like, you're obviously going to get kidnapped.
It was just one of those things. It's like, if someone's getting kidnapped, it's Cash.
Kidnapper on the podcast. Ask her why she did it.
And he's like... He's like, Mav, Mav. Just go watch the video, honestly, please. We don't need a play-by-play. And then Mav's ignoring him. He's like, yeah, yeah, Bugs, he's talking to this girl.
Okay, that's enough of the play-by-play.
We just go. Uh, nope. Try again.
It's just off its top hinge.
You should pay to get that fixed because that's your parents' house. Well, I don't know what. First off, they chose to raise us. Okay.
Well, you don't want to shorten it that way. Can I get some poo?
No, I think it's going to be You Know Me Better by Cash and Maverick.
You don't need cheese. Hold on. Hold on. I'm a man.
That's a crazy statement. That's true.
No, that's my ice cream.
And I need four soft shell tacos. And also give me four soft shell tacos. See, that's the part where y'all try to get me soft nacho fries.
I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there. I'm like just watching an episode before we go to bed. And I'm like, oh, I just have my root. Where'd my root beer go?
The other night, Kinsey got a root beer, okay? And she put it into a silver cup.
Yeah, that's Kinsey's music.
No. No, I don't, actually. No, no, no. I don't.
Wait, so is this the end?
I thought it was Marper. Marper?
I'm not kidding. That is crazy because you can be as intentional as you want sometimes, man. I have a big question. There is ladies that will still, no matter how many times you told them, hey, I just want to be clear. We're just friends. I'm not looking for anything more. No matter how many times you talk, they're still going to hit you with that.
Basically, Harper, like, kind of likes you, dude.
I was thinking about... Can we tell... No, Kate.
You've moved on, huh?
I said, don't step on my blue side shoes. That was way better. No, no, I got it. What did she even say?
I said it super fast.
Anybody got one? Yeah.
She burned the picture frames. It's the Chris Stapleton song. Okay, no one knows it. I just said it. No, no, no.
It was three times.
Yes It's just have a song like that too. Well, she about to level up This is all highly fascinating
My arm is literally bruised.
It was because you guys were yelling at me. I was trying to answer you and then I stepped on the freaking ceiling. Well, did you get the present?
I couldn't find it. Someone moved it.
He didn't mean to do that. Yeah. And it's like a perfect square just like Cassius' square body. Yeah, apparently I'm built like a Minecraft character.
I think the best part was just...
I need to grab the wood this time.
No, we're not going again.
Come on, Matt. Go. Don't hurt his spine.
Is it moving? You open it.
I'm scared to grab you.
Oh, no. I'm going to fall. I'm losing grip. The average human can only hang for 60 seconds. Just stand up. Oh, you're actually kind of sturdy. I can't get through the hole.
What is that? What is that noise?
Just don't let it get out. He's playing you. He's playing you.
I mean, it was pretty crazy. What was up with that?
This is a funny episode. This is a funny episode. Please stop kicking my name. All right.
Where are you going? You want me to look in it? Where are you going? There's nothing bad in there. Okay, you're okay. You have to open it.
Hey, Kinsey, you take up more room in the bridge. No, she doesn't.
I was self-deflecting.
Oh my goodness, she's so excited. I got her a gift. Look at her.
Yeah, there's no way we're cutting. Oh yeah, we have to cut that. I think we should live stream this. Oh my gosh.
I don't know. Keep my wife's name out of your mouth.
Kate, you'll be fine. How are we five minutes in and she's crying? All right, Kate. All right, Kenzie, you open it. I'm not opening it. Are you crazy? It's like... Guys.
A jumping spider? I was like, what an idiot. It's okay. What?
Whatever it is, it's making noises.
I don't know what you want me to do. What are you going to do?
Why was nobody going to tell me my hair looked like this? Your hair looked like. I mean.
Why was nobody going to tell me my hair looked like this? It always looks like that. No, I don't. I'm going to get a hat. I'm very insecure right now.
Me and Jason, we met in kindergarten.
No, but we're dating.
Wow, I'm sorry, what?
I met her on the playground. She's really small and pretty.
No, no. So, yeah, we went to the same elementary school. Can you not eat? Bro, can everyone just give me a break? So we went to the same elementary school middle school and high school. Oh, is that rare in a big town? Yeah. No.
Oh Yeah, it's pretty rare honestly, but I mean low-key but um, yeah you you just lead it off with that and then we Class and we just became friends Really because like the first time I saw you you were like trying to get a video at Harper Wait, that wasn't the first time y'all met.
It's at kindergarten, not pre-K. And remember, he was his age and he met me on the playground.
So, yeah, and did you know I'm actually older than him?
Well, apparently, Harper lived really close. Yeah, we can take you back.
What do you mean by that? Her mom will be in the car.
Okay, well, ask my boyfriend questions.
Cobra Kai.
You're literally 24, I'm pretty sure.
I don't have any attitude. It's your problem. I don't know why you're always asking like I have a problem because I don't. TPH? I literally use you for clout.
Here's Mike All right, so the very next day like can you hear moving it?
Yeah, what's the whole story? Are you kidding?
I know where we are dating Talk about yourself I'm not self-centered the way I
Sorry, I'm getting fights easily.
No, I was nervous the first time I came on. Really?
I was nervous, too, but... Oh, my gosh, there's five cameras. He's supposed to, like, man up, because he's, like, my... Your boyfriend.
I can do a good YouTube voice.
Do you do your water like this?
I think I took my thing off. So it's yours. Sorry my bad.
Oh my gosh.
You don't have to be scared around your girlfriend. I'm not scary. She's just a little scary. I'm not scary. Yeah, no, don't. That's crazy.
Oh, that would be my bedroom. Another wall. But, yeah, guys. We built a wall in front of the wall. Do y'all not have, like, questions? Like, this is y'all's first time meeting him. Uh, yeah.
Stop fiddling with your hands and tell the definition simple word are we too much happening at once I would be stressed Hey Siri No, no, what's your stop it a little tea?
Yeah, you already failed. The definition of loyalty is not to, like, hurt me.
Not to hurt me. Like, come on now.
And then, like, what's the definition of not cheating? Like, my last guy. wait i have the next question uh me so what what well can you please tell us how you guys started dating uh over you know like the span of a couple of uh seconds we decided that it was
It was the best thing to do. We've known each other for a while, so it was honestly perfect. Y'all have known each other longer than me and Matt have known each other. Yeah, and we're not even married. Yeah, that's crazy.
That's good. And people call him like 30, so I don't want like, oh. Dude, I'm 15.
How does the hate comments feel for you? There's hate comments?
No, there's no hate comments. Don't worry. There is no hate comments. But, yeah, what are y'all's questions? Wait, I have a question.
In track. Skip track practice just for this. Oh, wow.
Are you shorter than my ex? No, you're taller than him.
What does it matter? I think you're just trying to pick a fight.
I'm not picking a fight. I'm so sorry about the fight. Sorry, did you just say that I have a problem with things?
I'm sorry, I do not have a problem with things. Can you stop stress drinking your water? Would you like a Sprite? No, I don't want a Sprite. I don't know why you're... Your hair is turning red. Calm down.
I get it. Okay, yes. Like, over the past, like, few years of us dating. Years? A couple days? We've just announced it on, like, social media.
No, I'm not acting nervous. I'm not nervous.
What's loyalty? It's... I already said my definition. Why are you always, like, questioning me? Like, I don't understand. He's always questioning me. I don't know.
He's, like, actually not loyal to me because he's always questioning me on things. Like, what are... Like, do you not trust me?
Why are you guys fighting like an elderly married couple?
No, I don't understand. Why are you, like... Do you just want to be like a part of the podcast, like switch roles with me?
Why are you being so annoying right now? It's honestly like PMOing me. Well, sometimes it's hard to work with your spouse.
You know, I'll get your phone, but I'll see who just texted you because I'm... No, you don't know.
Can you please tell me what skivvity means? Who the heck is Ashley? Who the heck is Ashley? I'm so done with you, like, messing around with our relationship.
Let's get started They're not doing that me yeah, okay, so
Well, like, would you like to smash it? Like, I don't know if you're so angry at me.
You're new here, but nobody sits here. Why are you trying to get away from me?
I literally put on my special perfume just for you. Which one? I didn't put on my... The one that stinks? Yeah, but what do you mean I smell bad when you're the one who's always doing track and all these fun little things with other girls and hanging out with other boys? Should we look through Harper's makeup bag? Oh, no, no. That's... What?
That's what I did. It might look like that. My eyeliner was dried out.
so i poked a pencil into it and i poked a pencil into the eyeliner and then it got all um watery i guess and then so i could put it under my waterline so i used the lead okay um how do you explain the teeth marks in this brush oh uh i like to chew on things like is there a problem no no problem she got any gatorade in there eyeliner
There's nothing in that bag. Yeah, of course. I just don't smell bad. I just don't understand. Man, that thing has gone through. What do you mean? Got it from Sheen about five years ago.
Nobody's fighting with you.
Okay, why are you trying to clip me? What?
Okay, we're not a new couple. We've been dating longer than you can say.
Hey, I have real questions.
I don't care what they're passionate about. Have we gone on an actual date?
No, we're literally number 23.
He's going to buy you perfume.
Be so honest. Should I check? No, no, no, don't check, please. But, like, do you actually think I smell bad? No, because people at school are going to clip that. Do you actually think I smell bad?
She keeps saying people are going to clip this from her school. His football team, like, is obsessed with the whole thing.
Oh, everybody cares.
Because I'm about to pick a fight again.
Say you wanna go. By James Arthur?
I don't understand the intro. This is going to be my original YouTube channel voice.
I still never had one. Were you popular in school? Yeah. We're pretty popular.
We're the power couple. Are you really? Really? Does nobody know who you guys are?
We already did.
Yeah, whatever. Baby Gronk over me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
No, I don't understand.
I don't know if we'll make it that far at this point.
I don't have any attitude. It's your problem. It's your problem. I don't know why you're always acting like I have a problem because I don't.
Harper, why are you rage baiting? Okay, to be honest, TBH, I literally use you for clout.
That little teenage phase.
Well, anyways, no, I'm going to do my YouTube channel intro that I used to use in fourth grade. In fourth grade? What's up, baguette lovers? Is she okay? Is she all right? Because I want to know. Welcome to another banger episode. If you haven't already, make sure to like this video and smash that big red subscribe button.
Did he just say, is that time of the month?
I asked. You don't want to touch his hands.
You are famous. Kind of.
What is it? I can't say it out loud.
I didn't know, okay? Oh, it's okay. Sorry, I just wanted to break up with him so bad that I had to say that. Like, I don't know.
And, like, they're back together now already.
Can I copy and paste that? I got you, bro.
I need to be nice. My mom's telling me to be nice, and I'm literally... She literally likes Jason more than me. I'm so confused.
And while you're there, click on the post notification bell so you can be notified every time I post a new video. Let's get started.
You don't have a journal?
Okay. That's what firefighters do. I like... Like don't know camera stuff like off the podcast like seriously like I don't
No, I know, but I don't have anything nice to say. Yes, you do.
Please don't do that.
I know. I just, I mean, I like his shoes.
i don't know i mean like there's there's a lot of different things is he funny sure yeah he's funny sure she says she said sure i know i mean sure like off camera right now like i don't like i'm sorry i don't want to date you anymore no yeah i'm up to date with that i'm up to date okay you guys come here live literally why aren't you you guys need to give her another like 20 minutes on the podcast and then you can break up and we don't care what happens but stay together for the sake of the podcast no because honestly that was a good idea okay can y'all stay together for 20 more minutes i'm
What's up, baguette lovers? Because I would always have a baguette. Mom, remember that?
I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to be on the podcast with somebody that I don't like, clearly. What is going on?
Why would you invite him to the podcast? I did not invite him to the podcast. You invited him because I did not know he was coming.
Who wants candy? Oh, that fixes everything. I got candy. Somebody want candy.
See, it takes him forever.
It's not physical. Oh, my gosh. What do you not get?
Sorry, what did you just say?
A bread. It would be a bread. And I'd be like, what's up, baguette lovers? And I'd bite it.
You're supposed to be on a diet, like, recording the mind.
Harper! What do you put him on a diet?
I like that he, um... He is, like, a little taller than my ex. I don't know. Stop talking about your ex. Oh, right.
Yes, you are. Much taller than him.
But he's also a little skinnier. What? Like, you're more masculine. Oh, thank you. Oh, that was a compliment.
What's up, baguette lovers? Is she okay? Is she all right? Because I want to know. We're back with another banger episode and blah, blah, blah, and all that.
Yeah, I have I have like, you know have friends at school.
What I'm saying is people don't really like us at school, right?
Why? Are people mean to you at school?
Can you please get that out of my face? I'm mad with the fact that you're always, like, with other girls asking them questions. Like, I'm just, I'm trying to, like, approach this in, like, a calm way, but, like, why are you always asking questions? I'm not trying to pick a fight. It's just, like, I'm approaching it.
I bet you have one. I don't know if I have them anymore because I deleted all of them. Why would you delete those? Because they were on Clips, this Clips app, and that all deleted.
All right. Yeah, I have never hung out with a guy for content.
Oh, really?
I was forced into that.
Fine, I don't know.
And you're going to keep walking up and leave us in the dust.
I know that you're not trying to hurt me in any way, but like... Dude, please, why? Why are you picking a fight? Why are you being a victim? Because I'm...
I mean, like... Do you? What? Have friends?
What am I to you?
We were talking about it.
She's like, dang it. Okay, well, I have to take a shower. Apparently I smell bad.
Yeah, I got work. That's what Maverick tells himself so he doesn't cry at night. Do you do anything other than work?
Thank you.
That's so sweet. Yeah, it was just like, it was nice. Did she even say you're welcome?
Is that not okay? Like do you not have fun with robots?
We're breaking up.
Why do you think you get an intro?
We're breaking up.
We're breaking up.
Hey guys, welcome to the LOL podcast. It is Harper and Maverick. That was way better. That was way better.
Not my name, quarterback. What?
Cash Goose Baker. Goose Cash Baker. Goose Goose.
Oh, I was just trying to ask a good question.
I want to go home.
Harper, why are you always so quick to leave us? I'm wondering how many minutes we're on in the episode.
Yeah, I'm done being your sparring partner. Do the move.
Oh, yeah, you can just... That was insane. Harper, are you surprised? Yes, very. Why did y'all invite Jason on the podcast? Oh, because he's your boyfriend, right?
It was nothing personal. I didn't mean it. Well, anyways, me and Jason, we met in kindergarten.
Are you holding hands? No.
No, but we're dating.
that maybe that i said symmetry pretty awkward now it's clearly bringing that up i wouldn't do that yeah yeah we're waiting till marriage anyways we're on a strict like hey can you guys hold hands seriously come on hold hands no hands hold them hold the hands two seconds hold the hands come on
Anyways, do you want to tell them our story? What story? How we met.
Ja, ich habe mich rausgelassen. Du hast dich aus dem Kühlschrank rausgelassen, du hast dich aus dem Geburtstag rausgelassen.
Ich weiß, ich weiß.
Oh mein Gott, sei ruhig. Nein, ich meine, wir könnten, aber ich meine, wir haben durch die Art und Weise, wie wir mit Konflikten umgehen und solche Dinge, bevor wir verheiratet sind. Also, einfach wie die Präparation. Wir haben ein paar Bücher über Verheiratung gelesen, bevor wir zusammen verheiratet sind und durch diese und studiert haben.
Und ich fühle mich, ich fühle mich, dass wir vorbereitet sind, aber im Endeffekt wird es Sachen geben, die kommen. Und ich meine, es wird dumme Sachen sein. Ich glaube nicht, dass es die großen Dinge werden, aber es werden die kleinen Dinge sein, wie einfach...
Yeah, it's just going to be little things. I feel like that's going to eventually have some sort of fight. But so far it's all pretty meaningless. The dog maybe.
Ich meine, besonders für euch, wie ihr euch schon lange verheiratet habt. Ja.
Also es ist so, dass du, als du verheiratet warst, du, ich fühle mich, natürlich, ihr wartet immer noch bis zum Verheirat für einige Dinge, aber du hattest immer noch diese Verbindung und Verbindung, nicht unbedingt, ich meine, du bekommst es auch mit Verheiratung, wie diese Weihnachtsphase in der Verheiratung, wie war das, als das war, war es seltsam?
Und dann war es so, oh, es beginnt wieder, wenn du verheiratet bist?
Yeah, she's not mad at me for anything yet.
Wir haben immer zusammen gearbeitet.
I'm kind of like really good at this husband thing, I think. You figured it out.
No, it is sick. It's sick because you get to be intimate with a person on a different level than you've ever been. And you know, man, this person cares for me in a different way. You're so connected just to have those boundaries crossed. It feels so taboo at first, but it's also so amazing.
Every time I look at you, I mean you. Okay. Nein, ähm, ja, nein, Alter, ich meine, es ist völlig anders, wie einfach von Dating zu verheiratet sein und zusammen leben und Leben erleben zusammen, Entscheidungen zusammen zu machen, das ganze Ding ist anders, ähm, aber nein, ich meine, ja, es ist lustig, dass du das sagst, ich habe es nie tatsächlich, okay,
Listen, all you do is you play Apex from like 9 to like 11 and you're good. I just play video games. Oh, okay. Okay.
Sie versucht, Schauer zu schneiden. Sie wartet, bis ich beschäftigt bin, und dann geht sie schlafen.
Er kommt aus der Schauer wie eine Tomate.
Ja, ja. Ich will schlafen, wie in der Schauer. Wie Sauna-Vibes.
Nein, ich liebe es. Right now we have like a tiny shower because like we're still living in like my old bedroom. So it's like, I mean, we've obviously, she's remodeled the whole thing. Cause I just had like one pillow and like, you know, mattress on the ground.
It's a small bathroom, but we make it work. But we're going to hopefully, hopefully within the next year, we'll get into a house of our own.
Ja, es ist einfach so, dass es jetzt in Dallas so schwer ist. Ich und mein Bruder müssen einfach neben uns sein. Wir haben es auch schon gesagt.
Wenn wir zwei Häuser haben, genau neben uns, und ich öffne mein Fenster am Morgen, und du öffnest deins, und ich sehe dich, dann wird es einfach so... Oh mein Gott. Hey, Mann.
Wir sind in L.A. zusammengekommen. Wir sind in Dallas zusammengekommen. Und wir sind natürlich zusammengewachsen. Also es ist so, nicht zu können, dass man sagt, hey, willst du Smash Bros spielen? Hey, willst du Apex spielen? Hey, was denkst du von dieser Idee? Hey, lass uns auf die Bühne gehen und über diese Idee sprechen. Oder was auch immer es ist. Wir können es einfach nicht.
Ich kann dir sagen, ihr seid Brüder. Als Mutter von zwei Jungs ist es sehr schmerzhaft für mich.
Yeah, we're like extreme. I mean, obviously sometimes we want to kill each other, but normally we don't really fight. I feel like we don't really fight. We only fight over stuff that's like dominant stuff. It's like, oh, I get up and he sits in my chair. And it's like, I was sitting there.
Get up and give me my chair back. And it's like, no. I'm not going to give you your chair. I'm sitting here now.
It's just not the same. It's just not. Wir werden sehen. Ich denke, es gibt natürlich große Vorteile daran. Es gibt Teile davon, die ich lieben werde, aber es gibt auch Teile davon, die ich nicht lassen möchte. Es ist wie das Ende einer Ära. Matt, sag ihm, wie viel du mit deinem Leben alleine gelebt hast.
So suspicious.
Es wird wirklich gut sein, deinen eigenen Raum zu haben. Es wird wirklich gut sein. Es wird wirklich gut sein. Nein, ja, es gibt definitiv Teile, die ich gespannt bin, aber es gibt auch andere Teile, die ich einfach... Last night we had family dinner. Everybody's down there. We eat together. We're always together. You walk in and you're just laughing because of what this person's doing.
Sie und Kate, beide. Sie sitzen auf dem Kühlschrank mit den Kopfhörern auf, iPad in der Hand.
And once we start a family, I think it'll be different because we're still gonna have that. But just like us two alone, I feel like... Was it different once you guys had kids? Were you guys like, oh, this is just like... It's just more of a community, more of a family unit? Were you bored when it was just you two? Because I feel like with kids you can't be bored.
No, I am excited to get a house. Are you guys actually looking at houses? Yeah, we've like, well, we haven't really, I don't think we're gonna buy a house, we're probably gonna build a house, because me and my brother, we gotta be next to each other. Yeah.
Ihr Podcast ist definitiv mehr entspannt als unser. Ich finde, unser ist ein bisschen chaotisch. Und jetzt gibt es ein Loch auf unserer Wand, das so groß ist von unserem Podcast. Und es passiert einfach. Es passiert einfach. Sie hat einen Pumpkin durch die Wand geschlagen. Cash hat die Wand am letzten Tag geschlagen. Wir sitzen da.
Ich habe gestern auf dem Podcast mit dem Feuersteinbeschwerd Geld verdient. Es gibt so Sachen, die immer passieren. Und das in deinem Haus zu tun... Das ganze Haus wurde mit dem Feuersteinbeschwerd verdient. All the way down, in the kitchen, into the pantry. Everything was covered. It was crazy.
You actually used a fire extinguisher. You used one in the house. A full one. Just sprayed him completely. Isn't that dangerous? Oh, we couldn't breathe. We had to all leave the house.
Probably. But the worst part really was the cleaning. We had to hire multiple people to come over and just help clean the house. Because it was so thick everywhere.
Oh, you watched the speech.
I gave a speech at Cash's wedding.
And yours was crazy?
Oh, come here. And so that's when we were like, oh, this was really funny. And we filmed that one. We were like, we want to post it. But it was like a little too much that we were like, we can't post this. Okay. In front of how many guests? His had like 170 maybe? It was a lot. And the thing was like, I didn't know any of her family or anything. But nobody was really upset about it.
But there was definitely some jokes in there that like, I can't even really talk about them, but it was so funny.
Oh ja, ich habe es gemacht. Es war. Es war gut, aber ich glaube, Cassius war fast besser, weil er die Großmutter im Gebetsgespräch geküsst hat, was verrückt war.
Yeah, he was just making out with her grandma right in front of everybody. It was funny, but it was horrible.
Was ist mit deinen Eltern? Es war nur ein Scherz und das war das, was so traurig war. Ich glaube, das war nur Realität.
Er hat gedacht, als meine Eltern... Also... Meine Mutter betete immer. Sie setzte ein Blanket raus und betete und studierte die Bibel. Sie weinte oft, wenn sie betete. Als Kind meinte ich immer, dass meine Mutter weint und betet. Das klingt manchmal ähnlich zu weinen. Er dachte einfach, dass meine Mutter betet. And he had the room right next to theirs. And he was like, man, Mom prays all night.
Dude, I mean, it's not really a problem. I don't... Like, here's the thing. If Cash and Kate are doing something, I just don't care. I'm just like, oh, like...
Ja, es ist wie, oh, egal, mach dir Spaß.
Warte, wir sind von der Haustür weg? Warte, sie waren von der Haustür weg?
Ich mag es nicht auf dem iPad oder auf einem Kindle.
Nein, nein, nein.
Wir wollten das auch machen. Ich habe Keynes kontaktiert und Keynes wollte das auch machen. Sie wollten das ganze Katering für das Gebäude machen. Aber sie sagten, wir können nicht so viele Leute machen, ohne eine Nahrungskammer zu machen. Und dann habe ich mit dem Publikum gesprochen und er hat gesagt, nein, es würde Stunden dauern, um durch den Kühlschrank zu gehen und all das Essen zu holen.
Weil du musst ja alle ihre Essen ziemlich schnell holen und alle sitzen. Und so hat das nicht funktioniert. Aber sie waren, sie waren, Cane's war bereit, das ganze Ding zu cateren. Chicken Tenders und Fries. Ich war so, das wird toll sein.
Ich kann es einfach nicht.
It's crazy.
Which is still crazy.
Das Plänen war schwer, aber es war, ich meine, es ist wirklich, ich fühle mich, so schwer, wie du es manchmal machst. Wenn du ein Geburtstag planst, ist es so, dass du da sitzen kannst und über alle kleinen Dinge gehen kannst, wie die Knöpfe werden, welche Fenster du benutzen wirst.
Ja, ich meine, ich habe ihr gesagt, bevor wir angefangen haben zu verheiratet, habe ich gesagt, ich will nicht sehr lange verheiratet sein, es gibt keinen Punkt. Sobald ich weiß, dass ich verheiratet werden will, habe ich keinen Punkt, aufzuhören.
Also habe ich gesagt, hey, das wird wahrscheinlich irgendwo von drei Monaten bis sieben oder acht Monate dauern und dann werden wir verheiratet, wenn wir verheiratet sind.
Das war hart, das Engagement zu planen. Es war ein Überraschungsengagement und ich habe ein ganzes Video dafür gemacht und das war hart. Ich meine, ihr wisst von Videos planen, wie es ist, ein Video zu planen, hinter euren Sprechern zu stehen. Während sie da sind. Und dann sie da zu verabschieden und alles gut zu machen.
Ich habe jeden Tag gelogen.
Es war so traurig.
Und sie war so, ich meine, ich glaube nicht, dass es ein sehr guter Song ist, aber es ist okay. Oh, okay.
Und ich so, Mädchen, nimm einfach ein Dress. Und wir schreiben ihr immer, wir sind nicht bereit. Prime Video bringt spannende Unterhaltung.
Und die Aufmerksamkeit. Mein eigenes Musikvideo? Ja, das ist kinder verrückt.
Das war toll.
That was so gross. It's like on film. And like, I never saw them kiss. And Kate was always like, I mean, she was just always there. Like, she was always like a part of our life. And so it was like, they were just like brother and sister almost to me. And so then it's like at the engagement, they kiss and they're just like, Und ich war so, oh, es sah einfach falsch aus.
Wir haben darüber gesprochen, bevor wir angefangen haben, Joe Rogan, all diese verrückten Podcasts, ich muss manchmal zu ihnen hören.
Weil ich war so, es fühlte sich so an, als ob meine Schwester und Bruder, ja, ich war so, stopp mit deiner Schwester, Mann. Es war verrückt, aber ähm, nein, wir haben uns nicht geküsst. Nein. Nein.
Wow, okay. Aber wir hatten ein kürzeres Engagement und es war nur sechs Monate.
We're like, kisses on the cheek, okay? Yeah, we did kiss on the cheek. Okay. But yeah, we didn't want to make out or anything because we were both like, hey, with sexual boundaries and stuff, for us, that's probably going to start to lead us down where we don't want to go.
Because it's so easy, especially when you're dating and it's new and you're just in love and you just want to be with the person, to just get carried away. And we were like, hey, let's just try to put those barriers in place so we don't. Und es hat viel geholfen.
Jetzt, dass ich verheiratet bin, bin ich nicht mehr Single. Ich hörte das immer, wenn ich mich umdrehe und so. Aber jetzt bin ich im Auto, also kann ich nicht nur Joe Rogan spielen. Du denkst dir, kann ich das mal ausmachen? Ja, von 12 bis 3 Uhr sitze ich da und höre es. Ich kann es jetzt fast nicht schlafen, ohne es zu hören.
Ich finde, Küsse vor Leuten sind einfach seltsam. Wenn du da oben bist und alle sind so... und du denkst, okay, ich küsse jetzt. Ich finde, wir küssen vor Leuten oft.
Nein, ein Kuss ist okay, aber ein Lippenlocken zu machen.
Ich meine, bei deiner Geburt. Wir küssen für etwa vier Sekunden. Ich glaube, du hast es getimt. Nein, ich habe es nicht getimt. Ein Mississippi, zwei... Nein, aber ist unsere Musik... oder nicht Musikvideo.
Nein, das ist es nicht.
Es war so, du bist meine Freundin, ich küsse dich einfach.
Ich weiß nicht, ich wusste das nicht.
Ich meine, ich vermute, dass sie nicht wirklich wussten, was es betrifft.
Ich glaube nicht, dass sie viel wissen.
Nein. And I feel like a lot of people don't. Especially even as a YouTuber for a long time I didn't... Or before we did YouTube when I was just doing TikTok and stuff. People don't understand how much money is in YouTube. And it's crazy. It just blows my mind still today. I'm like, this doesn't feel real. It's just such a blessing.
Du schläfst dich schlafen, wenn du es hörst? Manchmal, wenn es nervig wird. Aber ich versuche es zu machen. Ich höre meistens die Hälfte davon.
Sure. I mean, yeah. I mean, our goal, which I mean, you guys probably have similar goals or I don't know, but like eventually we want to be like out of the podcast probably and out of like the space and still have like a brand or something that like continues on a little bit is like the goal. Are you guys planning on doing anything like that? Are you guys just like
We're taking this podcast to the grave.
Wir haben schon über Produkte gesprochen und wir haben so Sachen, die wir lancieren werden, aber es ist nicht so, dass wir das verkaufen. Es ist nur so, dass wir sagen, oh, einige unserer Fans würden diese Sachen wirklich genießen. Aber was ich meine, ist mehr wie eine unplanierte Label. Oder wie eine unplanierte, vielleicht habt ihr andere Podcasts unter euch. Weißt du, was ich meine?
Du erhälst Talent unter euch oder so. Weißt du, was ich meine? Stuff like that is like what we're looking at of doing like an LOL Studio brand or something that, you know, we help bring other people up that have potential but don't have like a platform and like bring them on the podcast, integrate them in and maybe they have their own shows or whatever. Things like that.
Yeah, I think they like me now.
War es schwer für euch?
Ich denke, wir hatten ein bisschen mehr Zeit, um mit unseren Eltern zu arbeiten. Ja, es geht um Zeit, Junge.
Ja.
Waren deine Eltern überrascht?
Honestly, for us, it's probably different than other people because we still live with Cash and Kate. And so there's like four of us plus our cousin Alex, who's like our editor. He works with us. And then there's another guy that started this week and he's living there too. So there's like six of us.
Was hat er gesagt? Er hat gesagt, er küsst deine Mutter. Ich dachte, ich weiß nicht, ob du deine Mutter oft geküsst hast und du hast dich darüber überrascht, aber das ist nicht meine Angst. Ich habe meine Mutter nicht so geküsst. Und zweitens, das ist deine Frau, Vater.
Warum küsst sie meine Mutter? Das ist lustig. Und es gab definitiv einige Leute, die es seltsam dachten. Einige Leute dachten, es war cool. Aber im Endeffekt waren wir nicht wirklich für andere Leute da. Wir haben nicht wirklich geholfen. Es war einfach mehr wie ein, ich glaube... Our whole life is on social media, so we obviously put it on there.
But yeah, we weren't really doing it for other people necessarily to think it's cool or to get feedback or anything. But there was definitely some people that were not for it.
Yeah, they're like, is there a spark? You don't even know if there's any attraction.
Es fühlte sich ein bisschen komisch an. Es ist nicht komisch, aber ich meine, ich finde, das ist für jedes Paar, wenn du bis zum Verheirat wartet, ist es wie, oh, ich muss nicht in die Klosse gehen, um zu verändern. Ich kann hier einfach verändern, wenn ich will. Es ist immer so, dass es irgendwie seltsam ist.
Aber nein, es fühlt sich nicht seltsam an, weil es ist so, dass das ganze Zeit, wie ich es auch für euch beobachte, es ist so, dass ihr euch darauf freut, und ihr wisst beide, dass es kommt, und ihr seid beide so, dass ihr darüber gespannt seid. Es ist nicht so, dass... Vielleicht warst du nervös, aber ich war nicht nervös.
Six of us living there. It is a lot. And so it's kind of just like, it's like we're married, but it's also like we're all just living with our friends and like having a great time. It's almost like a content house, but like we're married. So it's great.
Ich war nur so, oh, ich bin gespannt, um mit dir intim zu sein und diese Beziehung zu haben. Und ich war nicht wirklich so... nervös darüber, wie ich sie küssen soll oder so. Ich habe schon in der Highschool geküsst. Ich habe schon Mädchen geküsst. Sie hat schon Mädchen geküsst. Wir wissen, wie wir küssen. Das war nicht das Problem.
Es ist nur so, hey, um uns vor der Reihe zu verhindern, als wir wollen, bevor wir verheiratet sind, müssen wir nicht küssen. Aber wir sind immer noch so... hatten die gleiche, ich weiß nicht, Begeisterung für einander an der Weihnachtszeit.
Das ist krass. Ich fühle mich überhaupt nicht so.
Sie haben viel gebeten.
Ja, es war schwierig.
Ja, ich meine, ich denke, es war nicht eine schlechte Erfahrung für uns. Ich würde andere Leute zu tun, ehrlich gesagt, nur weil es so ist, wenn du jemanden verheiratet hast und sie wollen einfach immer Dinge machen und den Lebensstil suchen, wie hey, lass uns ausmachen. Und vielleicht versuchen sie sogar, weiter zu gehen.
Es ist so, hey, wenn du verheiratet wirst, willst du sicher sein, dass du jemanden verheiratet hast. Ich fühle mich so, dass nicht nur dich für X, Y und Z lieben. Sie sind bereit, für dich zu warten, zumindest in einem Kontext, um mit dir zu verheiratet zu werden und nicht nur zu sagen, oh, ich habe dich getroffen und du bist wunderschön und lass uns ausmachen. Weißt du, was ich meine?
Ja, wir sind in die DR gegangen. Wir hatten viel Spaß. Wir sind in Monkey Island gegangen. Oder was auch immer es heißt. Und es gab diese kleinen Squirrel-Monkeys, die dich attackieren. Es waren etwa 30 von ihnen auf uns. Das war verrückt.
Was haben wir noch gemacht? Wir haben Skuba-Dive gemacht.
Oh, und ihr Hund. Oh Mann, der Hund ist wie, es ist wie wenn ein Hund Kokain für Frühstück jeden Morgen hatte. Sie ist ein bisschen verrückt. Es ist verrückt. Es ist wie, es ist literally auf Geschwindigkeit, nur runten. Es ist so schnell.
Wir dachten, es wird ein großes Ding sein.
And I was like, I really like the surface level pretty much.
Ich panikiere auch. Sie will nicht aufschauen. Sie weiß nicht, was passiert. Ich halte sie fest und schaue nach. Ich sehe sie anfangen zu schwimmen. Ich denke, oh oh. Da kommt unser Instruktor. Wir sinken einfach langsam. Ich denke, das ist nicht gut. Yeah, I was... And I was like... I can't.
No, no. I mean, you can die. I don't think that's a normal thing that happens. Yeah, you can die. Are you kidding me? So, we're sinking. And I'm, like, I'm, like, starting to laugh a little bit. Because, like, I know we're okay. Like, we can breathe. Like, everything's fine. But, like, I'm also, like, dude, I can't see the boat. I can't see the instructor. I can't see anything.
And we're just in the middle of the ocean.
And we're way away from land. Like, you can't even see land. So, I'm, like, oh, we're just, like... Hier in der Mitte des Ozeans, nicht sogar auf dem Ozean, unter dem Ozean.
Also dann sind wir da.
She'd caught a woodpecker.
Also ja, sie sitzt da und refugiert sich. Ich hatte ein Problem.
Wir sind am Boden des Ozeans.
50 Meter.
Ich schaue rum und bin so... What the heck is happening? I was like, cause I've been scuba diving. I'm like, this is not right. How long did it take? Like how long has it been since you've seen the instructor?
Yeah. So like we saw him, but then as we start going down, like he disappears and he's swimming off with the girl.
And we're like, okay. And then I'm looking and we're like halfway down by that point. And I'm like, oh, we're still going.
Sometimes, yeah. The other day she killed some bunnies. And we don't have that big of a yard. I mean, she's really maximizing her hunting space here. Like, where did you find that? So I'm like, what's going on? But she can jump like five times her height. Like, she'll just jump like way up in the air. She flies, she flies. It's crazy.
And I'm like, all right, I know what these buttons do. I'm a professional, I can figure this out. No, no, no.
We're just like making signs like, are you okay? Your ears, like things like that.
Ich bin also ein richtiger Follower. Ich habe sie unter Wasser gespielt und sie schaut nur nach unten. Ich dachte, gib mir deine Knöpfe.
Ja, das ist furchtbar. Wenn du deine Maske wegnimmst und sie öffnest, wirst du instinktiv eine Menge Wasser zerspülen.
Oh no, she was freaked out.
I was like, you're gonna have to tell this on the podcast.
Oh, what?
Es ist gut, dass du dich darauf geöffnet hast. Das war unser erstes Date. Wir haben alle Skeletons aus dem Koffer geöffnet. Wir waren beide sehr zufrieden mit der Single-Familie. Wir waren okay mit der Single-Familie. Wir brauchten niemanden, um uns zu verabschieden. Aber es wäre auch schön, jemanden zu haben.
Ja.
auf diesem Tag fühlte es sich fast so an, als ob sie mir Trauma aufhören würde und ich sie aufhören würde. Und es war so, du willst mich nicht. Hier ist mein Geschenk, du willst das nicht. Es fühlte sich wirklich so an. Ja, also sie hat mir das gesagt. Ich habe ihr auch Dinge über mich erzählt. Und es war einfach so...
Sie hat ja Eier, aber sie hat keine Uterus. Also würde sie einen Uterus-Transplant oder so eine Situation haben. Oh, wirklich?
Ja, wenn wir es wirklich ehrlich gefühlt haben, könnten wir ein eigenes haben. Ja. Aber wir werden definitiv nicht da anfangen.
Ja. Und es von dort her nehmen. Das ist spannend. Ja. Das ist wirklich cool. Die erste Gespräch war anders, weil ich es nicht erwartet habe an der ersten Date. We're sitting there talking about it and she's just like, hey, also, I can't have kids.
Okay, cool. Ja. Aber ja, als sie das erste Mal gesagt hat, war ich so, wow. Weil auch wenn ich adoptieren will, wird mir gesagt, hey, du kannst keine Kinder haben. Das ist eine furchtbare Sache. Es ist schwer. Es ist nicht eine Entscheidung, die du leicht machen willst. Und auf dem ersten Date gibt es keine... Für beide von uns gab es kein Vertrauen.
Es war wie, hey, wir können beide unsere eigenen Wege gehen. Und ich kann endlich jemanden finden. Und sie findet jemanden. Und wir werden beide glückliche Leute sein. Und ich habe Kinder mit wem auch immer. Aber nach dem ersten Tag gab es so viel, mit dem ich einfach verliebt war. Und sie verliebt war, dass wir einfach... Es ist egal.
Weil wir werden immer noch... eine Familie. Und es wird eine gemischte Familie sein. Es wird, weißt du, anders. Es wird Spaß machen.
Ja, legit. Ich war so, dass man die Möglichkeit hat, You can pick your kid.
We had known each other before that for a little while. And I had actually asked her out and she rejected me. And so then I had to wait like a year. When did that happen? How far back were you talking? That was March 17th, the year before.
Sie dachte, Eier wären wie ein Küchenegg.
Do you? I mean, right now, like we've just, the adoption plan has just kind of been the plan. So it's like, we're probably going to do that. And like, yeah, I guess just kind of play it, play by ear. And you know, if we're like, hey, you know, we've adopted two or three kids, like let's have one of our own. Then like, I guess we will, but I don't know. We'll see.
And there's always like the science behind it and everything is always advancing. So like right now, like a uterine transplant is like pretty crazy. But eventually they may be like, oh, like it's not that invasive. We can do this, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, oh, well, maybe, maybe we'll do that. But you may be 35. I don't know. We'll see.
Und dann habe ich sie gefragt, wie war die Kirche? Und sie hat gesagt, gut.
Because when you adopt a kid, you really don't know. Kids can come with trauma. They can come with all sorts of things. I feel like it's scary to me because you could get a kid that has been hurt or whatever by the parents or by foster parents or anything like that. When you adopt it, you're adopting in all those responsibilities as a parent to take care of them.
For me, I never thought about that part. I thought, oh, you adopt a kid and it's like, oh... Kinder sollten glücklich sein, weil ich dich adoptiert habe. Aber es ist so anders als das. Die Kinder, sie sind verletzt. Manche sehen es nicht als hilfreich. Sie wollen zu ihren Eltern zurückkehren. Ich weiß nicht. Ich habe etwas darüber gelesen und ein bisschen gelesen.
Wir haben uns einfach gehalten, weil sie zwei Stunden weg gelebt hat. Wir haben uns einfach in unserer Freundesgruppe gehalten.
Es gibt so viele Kinder, die adoptiert werden müssen. Ich will das einfach nicht. Auch wenn wir unsere eigenen Kinder perfekt haben, ich weiß, dass wir mit der Adoption anfangen.
Du weißt nicht, wie die Geburt war, du weißt nichts.
Ja. And you get kind of the same thing too with like having a biological kid. I mean, you don't know what's gonna happen. You're growing a baby and you're hoping everything's gonna come out alright. But sometimes it doesn't. So I mean, there's always that like, not fear, but like, you're gonna love it either way, but it's like,
Du nimmst diese Verantwortung als Vater und sagst, dass du dich lieben wirst, egal ob das Trauma oder wenn dein Kind mit einer Behinderung kommt oder so etwas. Ich glaube nicht, dass es sich als Vater ändert, wenn du das Kind liebst. Wie viel du das Kind liebst und wie du das Kind verliebst. Wie du es verliebst und wie du reagierst auf ihre Reaktionen. Ja, das ist eine große Entscheidung.
Ich habe mit ihren Freunden viel mehr gehalten als Gina. Sie lebt so weit weg, also haben wir immer gehalten. Ja. Und dann, wenn sie aufkommt, gehen wir alle mit ihr zusammen. Ja. Wir sind manchmal in der Freundesgruppe.
Yeah, we're going to wait just a little bit. Probably not a couple years. But we have met with some families that have adopted.
Yeah, you can do private adoption. There's all sorts of stuff.
Nein. Ich denke, ich möchte wahrscheinlich ein Kind aus einem anderen Land für den ersten haben. Nicht super auf dem Weg, aber ich fühle mich einfach so, dass es viele Leute auf der Wartegestellung gibt für Babys in den Vereinigten Staaten. Es gibt eine Menge Leute auf der Wartegestellung für Babys in den Vereinigten Staaten.
Ich denke, wenn alle Babys im ganzen Jahr adoptiert wurden, wären es immer noch Leute auf der Wartegestellung. Es ist so verrückt. Und ich dachte mir, man, mit uns in der Position zu sein, die wir haben, finanziell und so, wenn wir es können, ein Baby aus einem anderen Land zu erwerben, ist es nicht so, dass wir es müssen, aber es ist so, hey, wir können das tun und vielleicht können andere nicht.
Also vielleicht sollten wir das tun.
Wegen der Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass ich mich adoptieren werde. Diese Kinder gehen.
Nicht wirklich, aber manchmal geht es wirklich schnell. Es kann. Aber die Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass es Kinder gibt, die ein Zuhause brauchen und die Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass sie warten wollen. Es ist natürlich okay, dass wir warten können, aber es gibt auch die Part von mir, die sagt, dass diese Kinder einen Vater brauchen. Sie brauchen eine Mutter jetzt.
Yeah.
Ja.
Er hatte bereits vier oder fünf. Aber es war genug, dass sie jetzt die Van-Familie waren, die sie kaufen mussten. Nicht eine Minivan, sondern die Van. Oh mein Gott.
Aber das verrückte Teil war, dass er seine Frau nicht erzählt hat.
Wir machen das nicht. Er hat nicht gesagt, warum. Wenn du mit einem Kind aufstehen würdest, was würdest du tun? Er würde sagen, ich habe ein Kind.
Es war wahrscheinlich eine Förster-Situation. Ich glaube, wenn ich mich richtig erinnere. Es war wahrscheinlich so, hey...
Maybe you can decide to adopt it. It just needs a home for the next week.
Von den Leuten, mit denen ich gesprochen habe, ist es sehr moralisierend, wenn du da sitzt und sagst, weil sie dir eine Checkliste geben, was du adoptieren wirst. Bist du okay, wenn das Baby das ist? Bist du okay, wenn es AHD hat, wenn es spezielle Bedürfnisse hat? Und sie sagten, es gibt 150 oder was auch immer, 200 Dinge. Du musst da sitzen und checken und sagen,
No, I don't think we can handle that. Or, you know, hey, this person has trauma with a father figure. Will you accept a kid that has father figure trauma? Things like that.
Yeah, because I mean, these kids come from sometimes, you know, somebody broke into a house and shot both their parents. You know what I mean? And you're adopting the kid. Like, I mean, it's going to have, not it, I mean them, they're going to have like, you know.
Ich habe Angst vor diesem Prozess, dass ich da sitze und das sehe.
Dude, everyone thinks that. They just all think like because you do social media, like you're this like self-obsessed, like arrogant person, I feel like.
Ich freue mich darauf, aber das schreckt mich. Nicht nur die Schuld, dass man sagt, oh, ich kann jemanden adoptieren, der das hat. Weil wir beide arbeiten. Und es ist so, oh, ich kann diesen Menschen adoptieren, weil sie einen vollzeitigen Assistenten brauchen. Ich freue mich nicht darauf, dass du alles markierst, was dir okay ist.
Dude, I'm so thankful. Er war überrascht von dem Teil.
Ich dachte, das wird großartig sein. Das ist ein Pro.
I don't feel like I do that on social media.
Oh mein Gott. Sie sagten, es passiert, aber es ist so.
Sie wurde geboren, das macht es mir deutlicher, sie wurde geboren, also wurde sie nicht geformt.
Keine Ahnung.
Well, you're welcome. No, I mean, I think it was just you. I don't think other people think that. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like when I meet like, most of our fans are younger though. So they're like 16, 15 year old girls. So like when I meet them, it's just like different. Like I feel like older people just have a different view on it.
Wow, okay. Aber du hast in der Schule nicht gespielt, oder?
Kate played softball too, and what's crazy is they actually played at the same competitions. No way. They were in different age brackets, because she's like five years older than Kate.
Vier? Ja. Also sie spielten in unterschiedlichen Altergrößen, aber sie waren in demselben Wettbewerb. Ist das verrückt?
Ein bisschen weniger als einem Jahr. 11 Monate? Ja. Ja. Crazy. You guys made a lot of TikToks about that, right? Yeah. When you get something that hits on TikTok or YouTube, you just run it. You gotta keep running it.
It was crazy. But it was the guy with the woman. Yes. I mean, I love you, man, if you're out there. That was just crazy. And you gotta admit it's crazy, because it was crazy.
I'll have to change the video after this.
I don't know, that couple? They've made a lot of TikToks. They pop up on my For You-Page all the time. You find your niche.
You're older than her by a year. I am older, yeah. Do you guys get a lot of people on the podcast?
Wow. Haben wir viele Leute auf dem Podcast bekommen? Ja, hast du viele Leute bekommen? Du machst meistens Paare, oder? Ja. Was ist das seltsame an Interviewen mit Paaren? Was hast du gelernt? Was ist das seltsame, was jeder Paar macht?
Es gibt Therapeuten, die sagen, das ist, was ich von meinen Studien gelernt habe. Sie interviewen alle diese Paare.
Du, ich bin genauso. Selbst gestern Nacht war sie so, soll ich Tickets auf dem Flugzeug bekommen? Soll ich für die Upgrade bezahlen, damit wir uns neben einander sitzen können? Und ich war so, was auch immer du tun willst. Ich kümmere mich. Ich kümmere mich sehr um, was auch immer du tun willst. Ich kümmere mich nicht. Und sie ist so, du willst nicht neben mir sitzen? Und ich bin so, nein.
Nein, ich kümmere mich um, was auch immer du tun willst. Das ist in Ordnung.
Du hast es gespoilt, weil jetzt, wenn du ihr Haar anfängst, wird sie sagen, er denkt, ich bin verrückt.
Dude, I think I've mastered falling asleep too. I just, when she's laying down, I just put the phone right on the back of her head, right here. And it's perfect.
Oh, ich weiß, ich verstehe das. Ich bin so, selbstbewusst.
Du sagst, ich mag das, du solltest das mögen.
Ja, nein, ich meine, auch in dieser kurzen Zeit, in der wir verheiratet sind, fühle ich meine Lieblingssprache, bevor ich war, oh, es ist physischer Touch, ich will nur kuddeln, ich will dich halten, ich will nur deine Hand halten, deine Beine halten, wenn wir fahren, ich will nur dich touchen, was auch immer.
Und ich bin so, aber ich fühle mich nicht verändert, aber ich bin definitiv so, ich liebe es. wenn sie einfach Frühstück macht. Oh mein Gott, das war deine Lieblingssprache. Wenn ich runtergehe, bin ich so, danke. Und dann gehe ich wieder nach oben und esse mein Essen oder was auch immer. Es macht meinen ganzen Tag. Wow, mein Leben ist großartig.
Ich glaube, es ist so, dass wenn du solche Dinge tust, ich komme in den Raum und denke, oh, sie hat das Bett gemacht. It's just like, oh wow.
Yeah, I'm like, oh my goodness, this is amazing. Every time it happens, I'm just like, my life is great. I go to my closet and I'm like, she did my laundry. I'm so blessed. This is awesome. Oh my gosh, yeah, that's so funny.
Zuerst dachte ich, dass ich sie hassen würde. Ich habe dich ausgesprochen und wir waren nicht lange auf dem Date. Es war etwa zwei Wochen bis zum Date. Währenddessen habe ich sie nicht einmal getext. Ich wusste, dass sie ein wenig finnig war. Ich habe sie schon einmal gefragt und sie hat gesagt nein. Sie hat gesagt, dass sie nichts sagen soll.
Oh, es war am Anfang.
Aber ich habe ihr nicht gesagt. Sie hat es sehr klar gemacht. Sie war so, ich kann nicht in das. Ich kann keine Kinder haben. Ich will dich nicht vertreten. Ja. Und dann in drei Monaten bist du so, hey, ich habe entschieden, ich will Kinder haben. Sie ist so, ich will keine Zeit verwenden und wieder verletzt werden und all das machen. Ja. Und ich hab gesagt, okay. Ich hab gesagt, hey,
bevor du weggehst, will ich, dass du weißt, dass ich darüber beten werde, dass ich darüber denke, aber lass mich nicht, warte nicht auf mich, um eine Entscheidung zu machen, weil es mir drei Monate dauern kann, es kann mir sechs Monate dauern, ich werde durch das beten und sehen, wo es geht. Und ich wollte nicht, dass sie wartet, um zu sehen, oh, ist dieser Kerl, wann wird er kommen?
Ja, und ich war so, hey, wenn du andere Leute hast, mit denen du gesprochen hast oder so etwas, bleib auf Daten, mach, was du tust, wie
Ich wollte dich nicht, aber ich dachte, wenn du das tust, ist das okay. Ich werde nicht verrückt, weil ich weiß, ich wollte am Ende des Tages zu sein. able to be intentional and say, hey, I had a great time, I'd like to take you out again. And I didn't feel like I could say that, didn't mean it. Because I was like, I need to go pray through this and focus on this before I can ask you out again.
So without being able to ask you out again, I was like, I don't want to give her any sort of like, Hey, so like I'm going to think about it and maybe I'll ask you out again.
I love that. Yeah. And like leave her like wondering. So instead I just made her think I rejected her, I guess. I don't know. Probably not worse.
Ja, ich denke, die Jungs müssen mehr intensiv sein. Und einfach sagen, hey, ich möchte dich auf ein Date nehmen. Und die Frau auf ein Date fragen. Nicht, hey, willst du mal zusammen hangen? Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja.
Yeah, I was like, hey, so, do you want to go out on a date, like, without our friends? Like, it'd just be a date, like, with me and you, like, just not with them, like, me and you on a date. And then she's like, are you asking me on a date? And I was like... Das ist schrecklich.
Ja, ja.
Ich wollte nicht, dass du deine Freunde begrüßt hast. Ich hätte gesagt, oh, na gut. Jetzt bezahle ich für drei.
Well, we got a lot of channels.
Du hast gesagt, folge mir wieder, was bedeutet, du wusstest, dass du mich verfolgt hast. Okay, naja. Ich war froh, dass ich meinen Schuss verloren habe.
Um ehrlich zu sein. Oh! Ich bin zu einer Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala-Gala Ja, und ich ging und es gab eine Gruppe von uns. Und ich war so ausgestattet, wie in einem Tuck Outfit. Und ich ging zu diesem Honky Tonk. Also niemand anderes ist so ausgestattet. Die Mädchen, die mit uns waren und alle.
Alle sind in diesen schönen Schuhen und so. So we show up there and we probably did look a little out of place and then I saw her and I was like, I'll ask her to dance. I'll see if she wants to dance.
von der Frage, ob ich Mädchen tanzen soll, habe ich gesagt, ich kann nicht nur sie tanzen, ich werde ihre Freundin zuerst tanzen fragen. Weil ich A nicht wollte, dass sie mich verletzt hat und B, wenn ihre Freundin sagt ja, dann kann ich mit ihrer Freundin tanzen und dann fühlte ich mich, als wäre sie nur so, ich dachte, er würde zu mir kommen, ich möchte mit ihm tanzen und so etwas erschaffen.
Ja, also sie dachte definitiv nach dem, dass ich ein Spieler bin, weil ich ihre Freunde zuerst tanzen habe und dann habe ich gesagt,
Man, so like the first night I actually met her, I've told this story before, but she was wearing like a Christian T-Shirt. And I go out to the Honky Tonk like every weekend pretty much.
Like a dance hall. Yeah, it's like a dance hall. So I would go like two-stepping like every weekend. Und alle sagen immer, Maverick, du findest nie eine Frau am Bar. Was machst du da überhaupt? Es ist unnötig. Und ich habe nichts getrunken. Ich bin einfach da, um zu tanzen. Ich habe es wirklich genossen. Und ich war da und ich sah, sie hatte ein Christian-T-Shirt an.
Und ich dachte, vielleicht ist sie ein Christian. Ich weiß nicht, sie könnte ein Christian-T-Shirt anhaben oder was auch immer. Und ich habe sie tanzen gefragt. Oder ich habe ihr dein Shirt gekomplimentiert. Dann habe ich sie tanzen gefragt. Und ich habe sie gesagt, Als wir tanzen, haben wir mit ihr gesprochen und ich dachte, okay, sie ist wirklich schön.
Normalerweise, wenn ich mit einer Mädchen spreche und sage, hey, bist du ein Christ? Und ich dann mit ihr darüber spreche, kann ich schnell sagen, oh, du lernst keine Bücher außerhalb von der Bibel. Du lernst nicht wirklich deine Bibel. Du kannst einfach den Hinweis bekommen, wenn du mit ihnen sprichst, wie sie wissen und wo ihre Herzen sind.
Und als ich mit ihr gesprochen habe, habe ich gesagt, oh, ihr Herz ist in einem wirklich guten Ort. Und wenn ich Sachen aufbringe, ist sie so, oh, ich mag diesen Pastor, ich mag diesen Buch oder so. Und sie war schon in dem gleichen Raum, wie ich. Wir waren in dem gleichen Ort auf unserer Reise in der Glauben. Und ich dachte, vielleicht gibt es Potenzial.
John 4.13, los. Hast du deine Flashcards? Ja, ja. Ich war ziemlich interviewig, ich werde nicht lachen. Ich war ziemlich schnell.
Aber wir hatten schon viel. Ich glaube, wenn du eine Frau aneinander aneinander fragst, ist es so, oh, lass uns mal Spaß haben oder so. Lass uns Minigolf machen. Lass uns mal was machen, um zu sehen, ob wir Spaß haben mit einander. Und wir hatten schon in der Freundesgruppe mit einander genug, um zu wissen, hey, wir können einen guten Zeitraum verbringen. Wir wissen das.
Also, lass uns sehen, wenn es sich wirklich um die Bauchhaut geht, was wir glauben und was wir in einer Familie wollen, wenn wir auf diese Dinge stimmen. Und das ist, was wir an der ersten Date gemacht haben. Und ich meine, ich glaube, es hat funktioniert. Ja.