Chapter 1: What is the main premise of the episode?
there's a couple less people in the room today there is it feels a little better yeah it feels like a weight lifted off our shoulders you know fun thing for us to do today could be for us to uh call people and we could ask them team harper or team kate hello are you on team kate or team harper are you on team harper or team kate just curious hi i'm so sorry to bother you i have a random question completely random but are you team harper or team kate uh
Okay. All right. Thank you so much. Goodbye.
All right, guys. Well, it's the big three amigos. Hey, what's up, dawg? Three amigos. What's up, Kenzie?
Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the absence of certain members?
Air high five.
I did not consent.
What? What? You don't consent to our high five?
No consent was given.
It's an air high five. Okay, well, I'm going to do it uncontentionally.
I feel like you're waving stuff towards me, and I would prefer you to just... Okay, well, as you guys see, there's a couple less people in the room today.
There is. There is. And it feels a little better. It does. It kind of does. It feels like a weight lifted off my shoulders. I didn't want to be the one to say it. It feels like a weight lifted off my shoulders.
This is Cash and Matt's dream come true. If I walked off right now, they'd be living. They would be like, wow, we finally have our own podcast. We're so cool.
Maybe that would be a good idea.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of Team Harper versus Team Kate?
You know, Because when the other two people are in the room sometimes, I feel... You ever seen like a dump truck dump all of its weight?
Me personally?
Yes.
I think you should be with your wife. What? But that's all. What do you mean? We have to film an episode.
We can't take sides. If I was with my wife, it would just be you and Mav on today's episode.
Or we could just, you know, postpone being normal human beings. No, no, no.
See, that's what we're not going to do. No. But when the other people are in the room... Harper and Kate.
I genuinely thought you were about to throw up.
Harper and Kate. When the other people are in the room, Harper and Kate, I feel like there's just an energy that kind of gets brought down and it's kind of like... It kind of does. Even when just one of them are in the room. Speaking...
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Chapter 4: What do the guests think about Team Harper or Team Kate?
What in the...
Oh my gosh. Where did you get those clips?
You made this. I did not make that. Yes, you did. It's literally on TikTok and Instagram. You made this? No, I distributed it. No, I'm kidding. I didn't make it, but that's not the only one. There's a bunch of those where people are making, it's hard to go from this to this. If you guys haven't made one and you want to make one, you should make one.
Where'd you make that?
I didn't make it.
Can we pop that up on screen? Yeah. Oh, it's on screen. I know we actually came, but can we?
Yes, it's on screen. And if you guys make more of those, please tag me. I want to see them. They're very funny. Why is there screen recordings of you making this? I didn't make it. You made this about me.
You screen recorded yourself making it?
You can be mad and say I made it, but I didn't make it. You did make it. I'm telling you, they are doing it to you. Who's they? The people.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to the guests' opinions?
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Well, I think they're going to be much more successful in trolling you than you are to me. No one talks about how hard it is to go from this to this video.
Listen, please, everyone make videos like that about Cash. I would love to see them. I'll probably repost them. I'll probably like all of them. No, because y'all understood the assignment when Cash died. Everyone is still in his comments.
Everyone's still saying fly high, Cash.
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Chapter 6: What funny moments arise during the calls?
I don't understand. I love it. Please keep it up. Everyone, I'm not kidding. Everywhere I click, it's fly high, Cash. I'm like, what is happening? Speaking of comments, we got a lot of DMs that I was going through. There's a lot that we haven't read on the LOL Podcast account.
This is what I've been wanting to hear.
Yes. Yes. It gets juicy.
He said he had some funny ones, and he wouldn't tell us them until we started recording. It could be absolute garbage, but he said it was good.
There's a bunch of them where you guys are just like, hey, I love the LOL Podcast. I love what y'all are doing. Whatever, right? And we say like...
Oh, yeah, I love you guys. Hey, tell Cash he's awesome and handsome and my favorite.
And those are awesome, and I love those. But there is some, some that are very weird. Okay, they're very weird. Weirder than the video you just showed me? Some of them, yes. I think that would be concerning. Some of them, yes.
They're weirder than that.
Let's get into it. Okay. Number one is this guy.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts handle unexpected responses from guests?
Don't say people's names. Don't say usernames.
No, it's fine. He mispronounced it. It's... Yeah, none of y'all know. 769.
Don't say their username.
Okay, Kenzie. How do you spell that?
I don't want to spell it. I don't want to say it out loud. No, no.
Someone might look it up. You should spell it for us.
Okay. S-A-J-L-Q-W-H. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on. I lost the... Okay, I'll... She was kind of on... No way, really? I was just saying random words. This is how you pronounce it. This is my enunciation of it. San-ja-ve-cho-ro-sa.
Good luck.
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Chapter 8: What conclusion do the hosts reach at the end of the episode?
He talks about it, but it's all in another language. So I don't know what he's saying. But I think he's cleaning it.
Maybe we said something about our car messing up and he's trying to be helpful and showing you how to fix it. Oh my gosh, he sends a lot.
Every couple of weeks, he sends another one with another car. Why does he send so many?
Wait, is it his car or is it a real?
No, I think he's like advertising to us. Maybe we'll get our car cleaned.
in case i'm ever there okay i don't care about that one tell me the next one okay next one uh this person uh nope let's see this one oh another guy stuck in a car apparently we love cars yes it's a different channel why are people texting us these videos this one's dragon and he sent us a video of his friends why are people texting us this i don't understand i don't know why but we're getting lots of random car okay what's the next one uh believe it or not please let's do not a non-car video
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