Matt

In the morning, we had to go to church. Yeah. So anyways, I was late to church. My dad's like, what the heck? I didn't show up. He's like, what the heck? I was like, unfortunately, the car is damaged. And, you know, I told him, I was like. I made up some lie. I said I hid it by pulling out a McDonald's. I was like, me, Alex, and my friend was at McDonald's, and we hit the curb.

In the morning, we had to go to church. Yeah. So anyways, I was late to church. My dad's like, what the heck? I didn't show up. He's like, what the heck? I was like, unfortunately, the car is damaged. And, you know, I told him, I was like. I made up some lie. I said I hid it by pulling out a McDonald's. I was like, me, Alex, and my friend was at McDonald's, and we hit the curb.

In the morning, we had to go to church. Yeah. So anyways, I was late to church. My dad's like, what the heck? I didn't show up. He's like, what the heck? I was like, unfortunately, the car is damaged. And, you know, I told him, I was like. I made up some lie. I said I hid it by pulling out a McDonald's. I was like, me, Alex, and my friend was at McDonald's, and we hit the curb.

And then my dad was like, no. No, you didn't come to dinner. He was interrogating me. Yes, and then he was asking Matt questions, Alex questions. He was interrogating everyone. Individually, not in a group, which is terrifying.

And then my dad was like, no. No, you didn't come to dinner. He was interrogating me. Yes, and then he was asking Matt questions, Alex questions. He was interrogating everyone. Individually, not in a group, which is terrifying.

And then my dad was like, no. No, you didn't come to dinner. He was interrogating me. Yes, and then he was asking Matt questions, Alex questions. He was interrogating everyone. Individually, not in a group, which is terrifying.

And then he finally came to a conclusion on his own. He's like,

And then he finally came to a conclusion on his own. He's like,

And then he finally came to a conclusion on his own. He's like,

you were because it was like a dodge challenger so he was like you were hot rodding it weren't you what does that mean like driving like drifting around corners and stuff doing donuts or whatever he's like and then you damaged it from doing that didn't you and i was like yeah you caught me but luckily you caught me but here's the problem he was not just asking you he was asking me and alex as well at the same time but all of us when he asked us that question we were like yeah that's what he was doing

you were because it was like a dodge challenger so he was like you were hot rodding it weren't you what does that mean like driving like drifting around corners and stuff doing donuts or whatever he's like and then you damaged it from doing that didn't you and i was like yeah you caught me but luckily you caught me but here's the problem he was not just asking you he was asking me and alex as well at the same time but all of us when he asked us that question we were like yeah that's what he was doing

you were because it was like a dodge challenger so he was like you were hot rodding it weren't you what does that mean like driving like drifting around corners and stuff doing donuts or whatever he's like and then you damaged it from doing that didn't you and i was like yeah you caught me but luckily you caught me but here's the problem he was not just asking you he was asking me and alex as well at the same time but all of us when he asked us that question we were like yeah that's what he was doing

We're like, you got us. That was it. I was hot rodding it. And you know what? Now that I think about it, I don't know why I didn't just tell him I fell asleep at the wheel.

We're like, you got us. That was it. I was hot rodding it. And you know what? Now that I think about it, I don't know why I didn't just tell him I fell asleep at the wheel.

We're like, you got us. That was it. I was hot rodding it. And you know what? Now that I think about it, I don't know why I didn't just tell him I fell asleep at the wheel.

either way because he would have been like why were you out driving no you know no it could have been in the morning i could have told i could have lied to him about the time of day anything last time i fell asleep at the wheel it's two o'clock in the afternoon so i could have just been like dad you made me get up early for church obviously i'm gonna crash yeah i could have just been like oh i fell asleep at the wheel again and they would have been like son you gotta be more careful i would have been like i know i know and everything would have been great i don't know why i didn't just say that wait does he know the real story now

either way because he would have been like why were you out driving no you know no it could have been in the morning i could have told i could have lied to him about the time of day anything last time i fell asleep at the wheel it's two o'clock in the afternoon so i could have just been like dad you made me get up early for church obviously i'm gonna crash yeah i could have just been like oh i fell asleep at the wheel again and they would have been like son you gotta be more careful i would have been like i know i know and everything would have been great i don't know why i didn't just say that wait does he know the real story now

either way because he would have been like why were you out driving no you know no it could have been in the morning i could have told i could have lied to him about the time of day anything last time i fell asleep at the wheel it's two o'clock in the afternoon so i could have just been like dad you made me get up early for church obviously i'm gonna crash yeah i could have just been like oh i fell asleep at the wheel again and they would have been like son you gotta be more careful i would have been like i know i know and everything would have been great i don't know why i didn't just say that wait does he know the real story now

Yes, so once again, if you just tell the freaking truth, it would be way easier.

Yes, so once again, if you just tell the freaking truth, it would be way easier.