Matt

I'm going for like a 1998 Quake lobby. Yeah, I am going to be saying things that have not been said on the internet in 30 years.

I'm going for like a 1998 Quake lobby. Yeah, I am going to be saying things that have not been said on the internet in 30 years.

You can play Risk, just maybe after, maybe round two, once I've gotten all the aggression out, you know? Either that or just don't yell at him when he says bad things. I once had to ask Sean why he brought citrus into the war room. Like, that's how intense I get about these things. I was there. You were there?

You can play Risk, just maybe after, maybe round two, once I've gotten all the aggression out, you know? Either that or just don't yell at him when he says bad things. I once had to ask Sean why he brought citrus into the war room. Like, that's how intense I get about these things. I was there. You were there?

Were you there when I accidentally gave myself a mild concussion? No. No.

Were you there when I accidentally gave myself a mild concussion? No. No.

Yeah. When? I don't know. There was... For some reason, I was doing, like, the Mario, like... Boom. Oh. I have a video of it. I don't remember why it happened.

Yeah. When? I don't know. There was... For some reason, I was doing, like, the Mario, like... Boom. Oh. I have a video of it. I don't remember why it happened.

I also have one of Tommy very, very, very inebriated going on a little rant about how cute a girl was and then going, don't film me. Like obviously knowing he was being filmed at the end. He's like, don't film me.

I also have one of Tommy very, very, very inebriated going on a little rant about how cute a girl was and then going, don't film me. Like obviously knowing he was being filmed at the end. He's like, don't film me.

It's one of my favorite videos. That's so good.

It's one of my favorite videos. That's so good.

It's a strategy that's called turtling in the game of Risk. It's just usually you do it in, like, South America or Australia. Yeah, I did it on the British Isles. Now keep in mind, there's approximately four different ways to invade the British Isles in the game of Risk.

It's a strategy that's called turtling in the game of Risk. It's just usually you do it in, like, South America or Australia. Yeah, I did it on the British Isles. Now keep in mind, there's approximately four different ways to invade the British Isles in the game of Risk.

Because he had Australia. I think this was the game where Wade and I took each other out. Yes, you two took each other out. Which does not narrow it down. That was almost every time we played Risk. We'd kill Norman. Yeah. Because Norman is simply too passive. Yeah. And then Sean would be turtling in Australia. And then whoever the other players were would end up fighting each other.

Because he had Australia. I think this was the game where Wade and I took each other out. Yes, you two took each other out. Which does not narrow it down. That was almost every time we played Risk. We'd kill Norman. Yeah. Because Norman is simply too passive. Yeah. And then Sean would be turtling in Australia. And then whoever the other players were would end up fighting each other.

And how it always went was that Wade and I would kind of be like, all right. We don't share borders. Let's divvy things up. And then once we come to a point where it's just us left, then we fight.

And how it always went was that Wade and I would kind of be like, all right. We don't share borders. Let's divvy things up. And then once we come to a point where it's just us left, then we fight.

And inevitably, every single time, Wade would stab me in the back at some point. And it would always be when there were two other players left in the game. Yeah. Because he wouldn't want to attack the person turtling.

And inevitably, every single time, Wade would stab me in the back at some point. And it would always be when there were two other players left in the game. Yeah. Because he wouldn't want to attack the person turtling.