Matthew Cox

I don't have to be up.

Our call time's not 9 AM for the, for the cock show.

Why don't I just wander on down to the poker room?

And man, oh man, it would have been better if I had been mugged in the lobby walking to the poker room because it was a bloodbath.

You have no idea how much that upsets me.

Right, because not only are you not paying me, but the Hard Rock is not paying me.

I reached out for the Hard Rock to see if they wanted to sponsor me and pay for my hotel room here in exchange for plugs on the Matt Cox show.

Radio silence.

That's how I feel about ghosts.

who toast energy drinks.

Yeah, they're not interested.

So I feel like I'm gonna take some mercy on you today.

Okay.

Okay, because normally what we do, and we're gonna still do it, is I'm gonna do 12 crime stories, and your job is to guess the sentence that was received by the criminals after I tell the story.

Right.

Like we normally do, right?

And if you're within a 20% variance, then you get a point, and your goal is to get greater than 50% of the answers right.

And you have a pretty bad track record.

I'm going to be honest with you about this.

So today I'm going to be throwing you some softballs because all of the questions today are going to involve mortgage fraud and home theft and house theft and things like that.