Matthew Larosiere

You can just take them.

You can just take them home.

I have one South American dictator.

You just turn off their power and get to go home.

And so he was brought into the Eastern District of New York.

why anyway that's where they had him indicted and uh this is all very weird especially count three which literally possesses or uh charges a nfa violation possession of machine guns and destructive devices and says right in it

from at least in or about 1999 up to and including in or about 2025, in an offense begun and committed out of the jurisdiction of any particular state or district of the United States.

It says that he used a machine gun, yeah, knowingly possessed and aided and abetted the use, carrying, and possessions of firearms to wit machine guns, as well as destructive devices in violation of the National Firearms Act.

I don't know how that works, especially because the NFA doesn't even apply in Puerto Rico.

So how could you try to apply it to a completely extraterritorial jurisdiction unless they, you know, and we don't have all of the documents leading up to the indictment.

you know, maybe, like, he for five minutes was on U.S.

Right.

Yeah, but it says, knowingly used and carried.

And in furtherance of such crimes, knowingly possessed...

So this is weird.

So, but I don't expect that this will be the final indictment.

I expect we'll possibly see 81 superseding indictments in this case.

So that's just something that I was like, why the hell would you charge that?

Literally doesn't make any sense.

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